WTF

>Work as hands on security officer on the strip
Cant lie, it's a fun job seeing all the different parts of the world melt together.
>It's a lovley morning for idle talk with my supervisor as we banter of past experiences and sip hot coffee during our morning patrol
>We finish our hourly patrol of property and find a sleeping Black Male Adult (BMA) on property
>Walk over to him after 30 mintues in the brisk morning air
>Elderly BMA with a black short sleave shirt with stupid logo on front of a unknown rapper and short plaid cargo pants wearing sunglasses at 6:30am in the morning comes into view
>Must have a hangover or on serious drugs; probably the latter
>He's now loitering on property
>Time to do my job.exe
"Sir, wake up. It's time to leave property."
>No response. Wtf, I was loud?!
>Wait 15 seconds for a delayed response as usual due to drug/alcohal consumption of the individual
>His sunglasses don't twitch nor does his muscles, must not have heard me
>Whistle a loud tune as if birds were in his ears
"Sir, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Time to wake up and leave property."
>He twitches his cheek muscles and turns his head towards us
"(BMA) What the Fuck you want?! I'm sleeping here! You a bunch of faggot Security Officers! Go secure something faggots!!"
>I immediately know this is the beginning of something terrible
>Fuck.com

Should I continue?

go on, i also deal with the dindus often at my job

Let's here how you subjugated the negro, user

You call that a stab wound?

Did you get stabbed mate?
You relaxed didn't you

As long as it's a minor stab wound it's still better than getting bitten by these disease infested people.

No don't continue, I think leaving the story unfinished is an excellent way of getting a message across..

trust me it gets better

WELL FUCKING CMON I WAS GONNA FAP

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Goddamnit OP, just continue instead of asking for validation.

>walking up to an undercover CIA agent and trying to get them to leave

Enjoy your life

he was probably trying to help you shave your legs, faggot

What the fuck is the strip?

hurry up asshole, i was about to go to bed

Go on nigger

breh I just got hired as a security officer on the strip. Fuq.

>the strip
>Cant lie, it's a fun job seeing all the different parts of the world melt together.

wtf is he talking about ? what is this strip he speaks of and why do all different parts of the world come together on this so called strip ?

>op trol us

fucking fuck i needed some nigger hate before i fuck my gf and get my 3 hour sleep

He's probably talking about the Vegas strip.

Probably Las Vegas

>There is hostility in his tone. Obvious.flash
>Put down my coffee and put in my black gloves
>I know I need to put on my gloves becuase he reeks of homelessness
>I had a few altercations with them before and I know it's a mess
"Sir, you need to leave property now or we will be forced to trespass you on our property."
"(BMA) Fuck off!! Go get a security officer to arrest me and take me away!!"
>Fuck, he is clearly out of mind; our shirts are covered in Security logos
>Finally my supervisor jumps in
"(Supervisor) Get the fuck up and leave property now sir or we will be forced to trespass you!"
>Incase you didn't know, when trespassing someone we cuff them up and follow further legal procedures to ensure property saftey
"(BMA) Trespass me then nigga!!! Your not security officers!"
>wtf is he on???
>Notice he puts his hand in his pocket
>Fuck that looks like the end of a knife.rar

More?

hear* ya fucking pizza

Vegas

i think it's vegas?

doo eet

No don't post more. Thanks, bye.

stop being so fucking autistic and post the story you nigger

las vegas was a desert with nothing around
they made a giant strip of road
everything radiates from that and no one lives in the other parts of nevada

Likely the Las Vegas strip.

>>Should I continue?

Maybe start looking for a real job . Let him sleep.

Begging for attention lol you gay.

Sage

Yes, just write the rest of the story. We're not trying to fuck you, don't act coy.

t.someone who watched Hangover once

I'd shoot you. Then say I thought you were some thugs looking to rob me and claim self-defense. It's enough that the police can behave like we're under foreign military occupation, I won't let some mickey mouse guards harass me.

What a piece of shit the OP is.

>Would you like to know more?

Poor little white boy got a booboo

Amen brother, me and you would get along great.

Law enforcement tends to side with security guards over a smelly drunk. But go ahead, this is a story thread, keep making up shit.

Fucking knew it. Op is a faggot

Thanks for keeping things safe and orderly, relatively speaking.

NEVADAWOO~

I'm going to start doing this.

Making up mildly interesting stories then just leave before the end.

>does not understand what private property is

nigger

>brother

another nog detected

So get on with it, chicken legs.

Stop OP I have to sleep to tonight!

>More?
This is probably the most retarded behaviour I've witnessed on this website in 10 years.
If you have a story to tell, just tell it instead of asking every 5 minutes if we want more.

Hurry up bitch it does not take half an hour to type 'some nigga stabbed me'

I live in Las Vegas, too. Hardly news to me.

>The nigger jumps up with his hand hand still in pocket
>I don't have a gun, only personal mace
"(Supervisor) GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR POCKET OR WE WILL MACE YOU SIR!!!"
>He seems undeterred
>He starts walking towards my supervisor after multiple warnings
>I fully aim my mace behind his sunglasses and spray
>Fuck! The mace is jammed
>Wait, he didn't even notice I tried to mace him, to busy eyeing down my whit supervisor
>Fix my mace quickly and spray like I was cleaning cleansing my grandma's basement of roaches
"(BMA) Fuck!!!!"
>He pulls his hands out of his pockets violently and starts slashing the air

Im trying my fastest to right down the story... It's almost over

Long story short, OP got stabbed, which is what he deserves for this shit thread.

I say we say "No," when he asks. Call his bluff.

Jammed...

As in...

On safe?

no if anything it would be casino with that little troll joe pesci

Either piss or get off the pot. ffs.

>not using notepad for green posts
The too long didn't type is that around blacks...

OP is a cryptofag.jew

>not typing the whole thing in a text document and then copy pasting here
>this greentexting

exactly how new are you OP?

He's a security guard, surely you're not expecting Shakespere.

that was a bretty good movie, and I remember they do a crappy quick rundown on Vegas in the beginning.

>to busy eyeing down my whit supervisor
Wait... You're not white are you. Get off my board.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Be patient guys, he's not slow, he has autism.

>Cant lie, it's a fun job seeing all the different parts of the world melt together.

That is when you should have known he wasn't white.

he's a security monkey
not a fucking rocket scientist
he didn't even managed to become a cop,ffs (and seeing as cops are those who didn't even managed to become garbage men...)

>OP began violently trespassing the BMA's mandingo snake with his supple lips
>the end

Yeah come on fellas, he's righting as fast as he can

i kek'd

fuck it im out, i'm not a nigger and have an actual job to wake up to

OP learn to type faster, fucking mexican asshole

I'm sure the process includes counting on his fingers...and removing socks so he can count higher than 10.

>I back up in caution and prepare my next move with a metal chair to detain him in his rampage
>Wtf, my supervisor rushes in and tries to tackle him
>Hear violent screams from my partner
>shit just got real.fuck
>He turns his back to me for a split second
>Here's my only chance!!!
>I stupidly put my right are around his throat and lock it with my left arm
>I should be able to choke him out now!
>WTF, my leg hurts now?!
"Stop resisting!"
>I can't let go, no matter what!
>Luckily my partner comes by and grabs his right arm
>I hear a distinct metal clink on the floor
>Now it's my chance
>Slam him on the floor, pull out my cuffs, and slam them on his right wrist
>Kamora his wrist onto his back and request his left arm
"STOP RESISTING!"
>Gives me left arm
>I cuff up his left wrist and now the threat is fully neutralized
>Fuck... What just happened.rar

Almost done

Getting sleepy

What's up with the filetypes.flv

>tackle a guy with a knife
what else to expect from 53%

It's much more likely that OP uses stickers to count.

You sound like such a DRAMATIC FAGGOT THIS COULD ALL BE EXPLAINED SO MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU TRYINF TO SOUND LIKE YOURE WRITING A NOVEL

>I should be able to choke him out now!
>WTF, my leg hurts now?!
couldn't help but laugh

story is a pile of shit. formatting it in parts like this was 2009 Sup Forums makes it even worse. fuck off

I know, I let that slip past me because the line:
>Work as hands on security officer on the strip
>Work as hands on security
>Work
Confused the hell out of me.

He's trying to prove that he is the first mexican intellectual.

>leaf

I think the real reason you got stabbed is because you're wearing booty shorts

this is the most exciting happening in OPs pathetic life he's gonna make the most of it

what a shit story.

>faggot

pro-tip, punch him in the throat next time.

>me and my partner stand up and look at each other, dazed and confused
>i look down at my leg and it's dripping some white fluid all the way down my pant leg
>suddenly my partner jumps back, staring at my crotch
>he gasps "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU HAVE A BONER!?"
>I just realize I came all over myself and this fluid is my own semen
Nigger is howling and holding his butt cheecks
>apparently I blacked out and raped him in the asshole and gave him a thick creampie to boot
>partner moves close to me
>he says in a low breath
>"open the door"
>"get on the floor!"
everybody do the dinosaur!

the end OP is a slow fucking beaner GOOD NIGHT

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Better than OP's version

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>Police come
>We get treated
>Police are proud of our stupid bravery
>Go to my head office this morning
"(Director of Operations) You fucked up user, your fired.

Wtf?!?! I put a useless BMA behind bars at my own risk?! Now I get the boot... So here comes the political view.... Should my actions be praised for defending my property and land or should we all act as if we are lower to the black communtiy?

>/thread

that dumb shit made me laugh... fuck me...

Cheaper to fire you than risk getting sued and accused of racism by some soulless shekel grubbing kike.

I think you just got fired for being so bad at your job that you couldn't subdue a decrepit old druggo nig without getting yourself stabbed.

Why the fuck is every single sentence of your shit written like you're a third grade ESL shitter? No wonder you work security in one of the shittiest places in the country, you "right" worse than spics. Buy a vest.

lolol

>What just happened.rar
cargo cult greentexting

Damn CIA Niggers.

how shitty and anti-climatic your story was. and there's nothing political about you getting shitcanned, you obviously can't do your job properly without getting shanked yourself. you deserve it, has fuck all to do with niggers. the end result would have been the same if a white tweeker got you.

You should have told your boss to fuck off and get a security guard to take you away cuz you ain't leaving. And if he tells you to leave say "tresspas me nigga! You're not security! I am!"

He was a good boy.

Your job was to beat the nigger senseless and leave him in the gutter outside the property line.
Calling the cops and putting shit on paper and getting injured trying to talk to him and shit is where you fucked up.