Brit/pol/ - YOUSORO edition

>Another happening in London, Stamford Hill on lockdown as police clash with youths "brandishing machetes", could turn into a bigger thing like in 2011
express.co.uk/news/uk/819444/police-fighting-stamford-hill-london-riot-stabbing-sword-machete-helicopter

>Happening in London, Police stationed at Regents Park Mosque allegedly tasered & arrested a guy attempting to attack worshippers exiting the mosque
twitter.com/zee_hadid/status/877337110713217025 Belgian Rail says traffic has been halted at Brussels central station with local media reporting there was a small blast at the station
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/877244154681724928

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>DUP to Tories "Don't take us for granted"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339330

>"He's no terrorist, just a man with problems" mother of Darren Osbourne says
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/darren-osborne-everything-know-finsbury-park-mosque-suspect/

>Tommy Robinson causes extra high levels of autistic screeching from liberals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/20/stirring-hatred-piers-morgan-rows-edl-leader-tommy-robinson/

>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

anime

The queens speech and opening of parliament is a comfy ceremony.

First for are liz

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God save the Queen.

Smart You poster

John Bercow is a literal cuckold.

Stop being a republican.

tunnocks teacakes desu

Post Queenies

that's why he hates black rod

Delet this.

Nice to see Charles taking his mum out for a trip

Reminder that Corbyn hates stuff like this and sees it as the worst part of his job.

God save the Queen men!

Does she not wear her robes of state?

BLACK ROD
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What are the odds on this not being the last Queen speech?

t-thanks for all of the (Yous) and Yous senpai...

I don't like the queen

OPEN THE DOOR

Open the fucking door

'ER MAJ lads

>Reminder that Corbyn hates stuff like this

Good.

>the absolute state of dennis skinner
I swear people only laugh because he's a demented old man

>get yer skates on it's races at half past 2
hurr

BLACK
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yawn. they should've got Kendrick Lamar or someone to open parliament with a rap to bring it up to the times

kek

NEVER

ARE MAJ WILL LIVE FOREVER

Actually a pretty decent one by Skinner.

>First race is half past two

She usually does, but this one's a slapped together rush job and so has the minimum of ceremony.

Ok.

>Kills Monarch
>Makes self into Monarch

GET YER SKATES ON

>Stormzy will open Parliament in your lifetime

Based Skinner with the bantz

>milk man looking like he wants to die

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

BASED SKINNER

based

Nope. She's a human, she shits and says retarded things and dies like the rest of us.

KEK

His discomfiture pleases me.

>No.
MAY BTFO

what did he say?

Screens??

She'll be 96 by the next one, so it's likely.

Abbott on her own kek

>brit/pol/ calling Skinner based for that forced as fuck banter
Past his prime tbqh

>Boris and Thornberry chatting it up

Was a poor one by his standards. Had so much ammo this year too.

No-one talking to Dizzy Diane.

Mr Scotland spotted

>emily thornberry literally chatting to bojo

Get your skates on, it's races at half past two

It's actually a slight of sorts. Is this even considered official if she's in her frock coat?

HANG THE COMMONS

>Laura harping on instead of allowing us to hear what May and Jeremy were saying
It WOULD have been audible.

Don't want to catch jungle diabeetus

Yeah true actually

MILKMAN

It is clear that the arm of criticism cannot replace the criticism of arms. Material force can only be overthrown by material force, but theory itself becomes a material force when it has seized the masses. Theory is capable of seizing the masses when it demonstrates ad hominem, and it demonstrates ad hominem as soon as it becomes radical. To be radical is to grasp things by the root. But for man the root is man himself. What proves beyond doubt the radicalism of German theory, and thus its practical energy, is that it begins from the resolute positive abolition of religion. The criticism of religion ends with the doctrine that man is the supreme being for man. It ends, therefore, with the categorical imperative to overthrow all those conditions in which man is an abased, enslaved, abandoned, contemptible being—conditions which can hardly be better described than in the exclamation of a Frenchman on the occasion of a proposed tax upon dogs: 'Wretched dogs! They want to treat you like men!'

Get yer skates on, first race is half past two.

>queen not in robes

TRIGGERED SO FUCKING HARD BY THIS

>JUST

She could be in her nighty and still be the queen either way.

>Corbyn didn't bow

SPEECH

ITS STARTING

It is unwise for parliamentarians to converse with animals.

Anyone else suspect Philip is just throwing a sicky?

>Implying the corridor is wide enough for someone next to her

I love seeing shitty Socialist politicians in front of this.

>But muh Karl Marx, we're Revolutionary! Tax the Rich!!

Sit down and STFU in front of the crown Plebs

DODGY DAVE detected

fuck off

To be fair he did get more votes than the Queen

Why is are maj wearing EU flag colours?

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT - her majesty

DON'T BE RAYCIS!

Yeah, don't blame him either.

WHAT?!

FUCKING WHAAAT?

>Charles won't get up and punch Corbyn in his smug commie cunt face
Why is he even there

>Queen saying 'brexit'
Made me feel a bit funny tbqh.

Queen looks troubled. Just wants to get back and look after are Phil and make jibes at foreign nurses :(

>people not immediately silencing when Queen starts talking

Hang them

how did the milkman get so close to the front, isn't he a nobody now?

It's a warm day, he's just getting a cold sponge bath.

>they made the queen say "brexit"

>this coughing

HANG THEM!

Bet he's off at Brighton playing 2p slot machines and having an ice cream

>she shits

Delete this treasonous claim

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LADS GET THE ROPES

>"even if you were born in the UK"

Fuck me, are people really that stupid

Noticed that too.

>now

Hasn't been missed that Corbyn failed to bow.

Poor Queen having to visit this room full of wankers.

When will she call the first Anglican crusade?