A confederate statue was torn down in FL and a 100 year old time capsule was found in it

A confederate statue was torn down in FL and a 100 year old time capsule was found in it.
What's in it Sup Forums?

>lake eola
Probably ebola.

paper and some coins

Probably some bullshit newspaper clippings and some other random bullshit like a hat or some coins or some other dumb crap.

In other words, literally nothing.

racism

it's pandora's box

Hopefully this

Pandora's racism

Ark of the Covenant

The delegates!

A bottle of coke with some peanuts in it

"Slavery was wrong. We are sorry, vote Democrat!"

democrats were the slavers tho lol

"Traps aren't gay"

A box and inside the box a note and it reads:
>Don't trust the kikes

Is this what americans eat for lunch?

It's the ark

Haven't you idiots seen Indiana Jones

"You kike niggers will pay for this."

Don't you mean Ark of the Confederate?

nigger bones

Is that like the Mormon version?

Why wouldn't they just open it, what could be in there that they don't want us to see?
Could it be Some part of history our government has erased 1984 style?

The Confederacy's plans for abolishing slavery after the South has industrialized and a sizable black middle class has formented to avoid the region's economy collapsing and politicians exploiting poor ignorant blacks' hatred of whites for votes.

Underrated

kek'd hard

Oh god. Let it expose some crazy shit like it was never about slavery and Lincoln was trying to push a jew conspiracy of a new American ordr.

"Sup Forums was right"

I bet this is some rigged shit and they will unveil a rainbow flag with some buttplugg.

>some bullshit
>some other random bullshit
>some other dumb crap
i hate you

no but it looks delicious

Ummmmmm no, sweetie. The parties switched platforms since then
#Learn2learn

This

It is a HWNDU flag in the box

Lol, no. Are you retarded? That's obviously a breakfast food.

Time capsules are usually boring
What would Sup Forums put in one?

Shall we start the next great american tradition right here right now famalam?

>what do you think is inside?
An executive order, signed personally by every one of the founding fathers and verifying by Jesus and Archangel Michael, declaring that if the statue which contained this capsule was torn down and this document was revealed, every American citizen is obliged to take arms and overthrow the tyrannic treacherous government, that has allowed it, in the name of God and freedom.

No we eat burgers, god your retarded

It's probably some shit about not razing statues because they happen to be of different color.

The instructions on how to pilot pyramids. Written by Leroy Kangz

If it is you gotta stick it up my ass

It's already a tradition in the south, look it up

The refund check Lincoln was going to get from the jews for sending the slaves back to africa before some good goy killed him. Due to the nature of jews and money notes there wasn't a single one with the inner strength to tear up the check.

Probably a nigger as only they talk lie dat

wtf I love south now!

Is always right

Probably info on why Lincoln was really killed.

Everyone who's came close has also died mysteriously soon after.

...

Officials opened the case.
Inside it was a paper:
"It's the J3ws"

Guns. And probably pure breed jizz samples. And the rarest pepe ever.

it was time travelling CIA

no they didnt lmao

Gum, a stack of tobacco and whisky and a paternity test from a female slave torn in half

>wtf I love south now!
even better, you need boiled peanuts with a little crab boil

People weren't that retarded back then.

No
t.mormon

There's a piece of paper and it reads.

>If the gold is gone, dont trust the jews.

Srsly tho i think there will be
>A gun
>Bible
>Whiskey
And some oldass manuscript to honor the heroes of both sides.

Probably not a nigger.

Hentai porn?

More psyOPs. Faggot kikes never stop.

Underrated

this

A message from ancient confederates to be found by whoever wrecks their memorial?
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere close when they open it.

pandora's box

the confederates knew they'd be painted as villains sometime after their inevitable defeat, so they hid something deadly in the statues that would be torn down by upset niggers

There is a phone with this number calling

>The parties switched platforms since then
tfw a leaf knows more about your history than you do

No coke and peanuts are only for breakfast.

>"if you faggots can read this, it means you tore my statue down and i will fucking kill you. Also the game"

underrated

Up until the 60s dems were the conservatives and repubs were liberal. The parties switched platforms in the aftermath of JFK and the civil rights movement

thanks to them, we're in that shit

I unironically drink a pepsi and eat peanuts everyday for breakfast. It's a good combo.

>these fucking predictions
Good thread.

You try to hang up only to recive another call from the other bogndoff, this continues constantly alternating between the two until your divin mad enough to answer

A curse I hope for tearing that shit down.

It's a bioweapon to kill non whites in the chance that what is happening now is happening and we need to wipe out the lesser races.

>Democrats in 1820 wanted to exploit cheap slave labour for agriculture, argued "whites wouldn't do this job"
>Democrats in 2020 want to exploit cheap illegal immigrant labour for agriculture, argue "whites wouldn't do this job"
Mhmmm tell me again sweetie cakes how the parties switched?

Probably a Griswold and some whiskey.
>wish I was in the land of cotton...

Isn't this really what actually happened?

if they open it and it turns out to be a goofy porn fan fiction im going to be very upset

can I get a quick rundown?

Laminated pictures of my waifu

The Trruth

a letter stating,

"Dear future citizen,

if the state of affairs had lead you to tear this statue down, then society has surpassed critical mass in degeneracy"

Lee is hiding inside and he's going to pop out and fuck up some feds.

...

...

A note warning about (((them)))

Digits will confirm

a warning about faggot liberals ruining everything in the future

some boring letters
maybe some coins

just like the ice stones in mexico placed forged bullshit to trick the population into rewriting history all over again.

A little note, saying: put this piece of paper in another time capsule and bury it in the ground or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

quality shitpost burger

>1800s: democrats enslave black peoples bodies
>1900s/2000s: democrats enslave black peoples brains

>americans literally tearing down statues in their already empty history
literally communist, how do they get away with it? There's a statue of francis drake where I live and nobody got rid of that

dragon dildos MDE boxset and talcum powder

kek'd

Gay and wrong that's a twofer

"Don't open it."