Have only about £35 until payday, 8 days away

>have only about £35 until payday, 8 days away
>asking for more money from parents would be unthinkable because I've done it multiple times before and they'd freak

I have three days worth of food in the house, maybe a bit more. £26 k is a cuck wage in London. I spend all my money on junk food and coffee due to being in such an awful mood. I hate seeing attractive women everywhere who see me as a disgusting non Chad. Everyday I tell myself I'll have no more junk food or coffee then my spirit is crushed by my environment lack of satisfaction from life.

I wish I could give up coffee because it ruins my sleep and gym gains. Only dyels say coffee doesn't hurt sleep. I can function with ruined sleep but have no chance of being strong in the gym. I am a loser with weak willpower. My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone, browsing Sup Forums, and feeling sad about life.

I think I am book smart but I am already 26 and with zero social experiences since I was 18. I've never been to a pub or club. I hated my. boring stem degree I've had no friends since 18, no female attention ever. How can I sit in my flat learning programming or something useful when my youth is passing before my eyes? And I'm being really fucking generous when I call being 26 youth.

Everything feels like work. I'm reading brothers Karamazov just to say I have. It's boring shit that pseudo intellectuals praise. Every single activity descends in to drudgery.

Acting normal isn't an option when you're ugly, normies will never accept you. I waste all my money on junk food and coffee. Societal propaganda is awful yet "classic" books are zero escape, just more drudgery that you are told to do.

I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me. Everyone else's life consists of easily joining institutions filled with normies like them, being judged by normies like them, doing things that normies enjoy.

tl;only read first paragraph
Just go on welfare.

checked

fuck off back to robot
sage

Buy 35 McChickens, the best fast food sandwich.

So stop buying the junk Jew and the caffeinated Jew. That's two small things that would instantly improve your life. After that you can start working on the social stuff.

switch to decaf. it's easier to handle that switch than to quit cold turkey

then once you're used to decaf you can quit that cold turkey without going through caffeine withdrawal

Force yourself to join a social group. ANYTHING. try toastmasters, take a dancing class, bicycling club, fuck, even try going to church. Do anything that will put you in a social situation.

You are all Woah is me and not sound shit about it.

Get yourself out there. You are in your prime.

Just stop drinking coffee

What the fuck is wrong with you? Women see exactly what you think you're hiding, a spineless weasel with no self-control

>Live in London
>Be depressed
Seems to be a correlation between those two.
I am not shitting when I suggest this, but have you thought of moving out of the capital?

Mancfag here. We look at the state of London and laugh. I would be depressed if I lived there. London, with all it's eccentricity and expense, is a caricature of what it means to be British.

Granted Manchester is full of fags but that isn't so bad compared to all the scum who reside in the capital. Get out of there now.

If you can't get out, I fear there may be few other options for you. Also quit your job now and stop being a wagecuck, use your smarts and start a business, but again not in the capital, move elsewhere first.

Good luck fellow bong

If that would cheer you up, I'm 23 years old, I was going to uni but then, when I was 20 got addicted to computer games. I played them nonstop, couldn't pass my exams because of gaming and I got out of uni. I'm living at my parents house and have no perspectives in life, btw I'm ugly as fuck and I'm constantly having suicidal thoughts.

I felt this way in my own, more northern than Manchester, city. It's just I now have a job where my loserness is even more obvious, and there are lots of attractive women that I feel awful seeing.

£35 for a week is fine you spastic.
I can do a weekly shop on £20.

Lel I made 135k last year because I faked a resume and cover letter and references and was hired as director of sales for a small company.

>I am completely unqualified for my job
>my real previous job was minimum wage

The job market is unfair, especially for young white men. Fuck 'em, do what you have to. When you can, try and help fellow white bois out.

...

elses life is even shitter than yours but they have learned to hide it better than you.
Step 1 forget women - you think its better to have someone to fuck but u dont realise that a women will slaughter you emotional, as a lonely man going to a relationship the running from it to be alone again I coined the phrase LESS than LONELY.
Step 2, throw away book,fuck coffee. Go into a sports bar and sip at a half pint of shandy ( probably cheaper than coffee) and force yourself to WATCH SPORTS. I know its childish and pointless but your brain is too wired with coffee and being intelecktool, watch sports in the company of other men and absorb the idiotic camaderie.
Step 3; fuck the gym, u have no money but u pay a gym membership? U wont meet anyone there. WALK alot instead.
Stop eating junk food. Get into toast with thing on it, like tomatoes, beens, cheese, avocado, eggs. After a while u will begin to enjoy the feeling of providing for cooked meals yourself hence self esteem improves. THINGS ON TOAST.

Die of cancer

>I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me
Maybe your warped view of the world is the problem.
I'm fairly successful and good looking/fit and I do not walk constantly comparing myself to others trying to figure out who is superior.
Of course everything is a competition, there's sexual competition, economic competition and so on.
But that doesn't mean that the vast majority of social interactions in my life are competitions of some kind, trying to wrestle someone else down.
That would be a rather unpleasant way of life.
I can't give you a solution for that problem though. :(

I do believe myself that things on toast have a power to change the world.

Stop drinking coffee and instead buy rice and beans and learn how to fucking cook.

Soon you will have over a months worth of food stored up in case you run out of money.

step 1 is absolute truth
The other two are terrible advice, faggot.
>can't afford gym membership
>Can afford avocado on toast

Get the fuck outta London for a start

>Tfw same exact shit

I'm 23, turned in may.

No College. Had the chance at free college ride, blew it because of games, tv and weed. Degenerate I know.

Go back to college man and do some soul searching. Seriously, find purpose in something.

>a caricature of what it means to be British.

you wont improve by quitting

Contradicted myself here quite a bit:
>Of course everything is a competition
>But that doesn't mean that the vast majority of social interactions in my life are competitions of some kind

What I mean is that although you can find competition anywhere if you are really looking for it, most people don't structure their life in order for every situation to be one of competition.
I'd imagine such people would be rather unpleasant.
I couldn't care less how you look like or how much money you have when I'm socialising with people for fun.

It's true.

The surest way to remain in poverty is to be an honest man.

>British
>posts Sweden
I get the message you are trying to convey, but try harder please.

What is your job? Don't you have any saved money? It blows my mind away how many europeans are actually living off rent. In Greece almost all families if the low middle class owns atleast one apartment and/or an house in the countryside.

Only 35 quid
>rice
>beans
>bread

Plan your fucking meals in the future or ask for more hours at work you fucknig nigger

We can see the signs, Pekka

I go for weeks on $0 frequently, don't know what this cunt is crying about. If you're living paycheck to paycheck you are a fucking degenerate, sort yourself out.

Suck it up and work while living with your parents

>WAAA MY LIFE IS OVER I MISSED OUT ON EVERYTHING WAAA

There's people in fucking wheelchairs with a better attitude than you, OP. You're your own worse enemy. Just fucking go out and do shit, most people aren't that judgmental. Hell, getting off this website for ten minutes will help, you only think it's about normies and Chads and shit because you spend most of your time on here I'd wager.

You'll be fine on 35 quid idiot. Just buy all your food in shops and make it at home.

Start making plans to get out of London. 26k is shit. If you earned 20k further north you could actually afford a decent living standard. A cheap car, nice little flat and a some cash put away each month.

Brain-dead, low work public sector work that looks good on a cv. I am an honourary Greek

I live with the family, like god and king intended.

>I'm barely able to save anything that isn't taken away by incidentals, medical bills, and car services even in this humiliating a situation.

It's shit everywhere, m8, ask for help, but make sure you aren't loafing around and causing your problems for yourself.

>ugly

Change this word to 'unconventionally attractive' in your mind, and explore your options.
Find a book YOU want to read, fuck the 'literati'.
When you live the most honest-to-you life you can, you will feel better.
Who are you really user? What are you uniquely here to do?

Hundredaire tells Sup Forums: If you want a house, just kill muzzie family and steal theirs.

You can easily fast for 8 days, then you have a 3 day surplus of food.

Only drink coffee in the morning. No sugar fat fuck.

>Convert yourself to islam
>start raping cute grill
>Parents of the raped grill thank you and give their daughter to you.
>collect child support free gibs.
>Start from step two and rinse and repeat.

>I think I am book smart but I am already 26 and with zero social experiences since I was 18. I've never been to a pub or club. I hated my. boring stem degree I've had no friends since 18, no female attention ever. How can I sit in my flat learning programming or something useful when my youth is passing before my eyes? And I'm being really fucking generous when I call being 26 youth.
Yeah, and what would you do with your youth otherwise? Right now it's passing before your eyes. If you learned another skill like programming, it would pass by your eyes anyway, so why the fuck not?
Or if you really wanna "enjoy your youth" (read: "fuck some girls", which is what you meant) you need to have admirable traits. Drinking expensive coffee and reading boring lit to impress some imaginary hipster girl ain't gonna make you admirable. Being funny, interesting or handsome will.

Go to the market, buy pasta and tomato sauce and some frozen mixed veg. Eat 1500 cal a day and you'll survive just fine. You'll lose some body fat too.

woah is me

Don't waste your time with church. It is all old people. I started attending my Lutheran church again and there is only one girl my age who is fat and ugly. The rest seem to be knocking on death's door.

Be strong lad, keep learning new things, you're still young and things do change

Seriously you are a cunt.
>pays top dollar for Starfucks coffee
>sits in Starfucks surrounded by attention whores
>hates feeling like a loser surrounded by attention whores in Starfucks
>blames coffee for shit gains

Your are a cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt

Woah

Hi Pajeet. How's that new feature coming along? If it's not done by Friday, you'll need to come in on Saturday, mmmmkaaayyy.

For 35 pounds he could eat 3000 calories a day and have money to spare.

god I hope those benefits were spread out over at least 10 years

You deserve to treat yourself better. I've had a terrible diet for a couple years. And I stopped listening to by GUT. You gotta listen to your GUT, it knows better than your HEAD or tour HEART.

I'm telling you, brother. Once you get over this hump, start by changing your diet. You will feel better.

You deserve to be happy but you gotta treat yourself better bro. No one is going to do that for you if you don't first do it for yourself.

Kys whiny bitch or grow a sack and get the fuck over it

tl;dr

Nigger just go to your local Gurdwara. Free food all day every day, and they probably serve coffee too.

>b-but must have muh coffee!

Go to AA meetings. You'll get free donuts too.

>join societal group

Hate to agree with this, but it's true not just now but for the future. In long-term research studies oldfags who have a large social group have better functioning brains than those who don't. Now they're old; no data on "social media," but I'm pretty sure it only works in face-to-face communication.

Also, they'll drive you to your doctors appointments and jewbook friends won't.

>woah

Fucking Common Core rears its head. Must be summer.

Also, I spend about 20 bucks a day, often less, on packs of protein bars, a bag of walnuts, and a half-gallon of soy milk- normally two bars a day and a couple small handfuls of nuts with between a half to a whole container of the soyshit. Soy is the cheapest thing that still meets basic nutrition, I like the taste, and the estrogenic effects will at most help me avoid prostate cancer and baldness since the diet has accidentally put me into ketosis and I actually need to spend some of my luxury budget on what most would consider a normal, satiating meal, and the occasional bout of junk food about once or twice a month (another $5~$20) to keep the whole process level. The fact that I'm almost constantly burning off fat reserves means most of the downsides of reducing my testosterone aren't felt or get outright eliminated by metabolic processes, if I were looking at building up rather than maintaining a sufficiently trim figure I'd probably bite the expense and switch to something like almond milk and replace the protein bars with a fiber bar, celery, and whey powder and probably force myself to eat larger amounts of walnuts to increase fat intake. As it is, most days I eat something like 1400~1600 calories while walking 18~24 miles during my shift and doing moderate activity combined with light lifting and am floating between 160~170lbs at 5'11" manlet status. To dump myself all the way into full-on ketosis, I'd need to ditch the protein bars and that nasty-ass chocolate coating for the aforementioned fiber/whey combo.

My main expenses are the car and car insurance, with paying off student loans and gas usage coming in at a close second.

At least your not an alcoholic

You know that Sup Forums meme where you have a guy working his ass off to become a rich engineer who gets to marry an ex-slut in his 30s?

Yeah, it's true.

t. Relatively wealthy engineer

>I am a loser with weak willpower.
Correct, either change or fail and meanwhilst fuck off.

I'd rather be a fucking alcoholic

Yeah drinking coffee in public just to not be lonely sounds like hell

Don't worry OP, just enjoy the life you've been given in any way you find enjoyable. Don't listen to anyone telling you derogatory things, since they're being hypocrites. Don't worry about not having family and dying alone, for many people even famous ones have done just that, Nikola Tesla for example. In the end you die anyway, and all of your legacy is lost in the void... even if you end up having kids they will die too sooner or later. Live for the moment, shit on all the future and past generations, get some adderall and start being productive for your own benefit/amusement and not for others. Also remember, if you decide to KYS at any point, then you're open to do pretty much anything you want. You could go on a raping/killing spree for that last bit of enjoyment before KYS.

also checked

>pic
Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y

Sup Forums even old, fat and bald bastards can get hot chicks as long as they have swagger and personality.
Focusing solely on "lifting" will not fucking fix you if you are socially retarded around women.

>I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me.

You're retarded for blaming others for your failure. Go eat mushrooms and learn, faggot. sage

>lutheran church

You on the East Coast by any chance?

>all oldfags

Retirees have time and lots of shit to donate/get rid of. Young people are too busy working and raising their kids to care about newcomers.

If you're just in it for the pussy though, you're much better off going for the Mormons.

>huge network
>rich and white af
>into having lots of white babies
>community will take care of you
>not that strange sky-daddy wise
>free college for your kids

For those benefits you can fake your way through anything.

>£35 until payday, 8 days away
You could feed a family on that for a week. A single person could eat well.
Buy potatoes, rice, onions, carrots, celery, tomatoes, butter, and eggs and find some recipes. Buy meat at butchers on the day. Personally I would buy flour and milk and bake cakes for a week, bu ymmv.

Go ask /ck/ what to do with £35 for the week. They will feed you like a Prince.

Oh, just chiming in with another unorthodox solution:
Find a sugar momma.
Older women wll give you good sex and help you out in your life in other ways.

>And I stopped listening to by GUT. You gotta listen to your GUT

huh

This is why I can't get into church. The decent ones grow smaller with the death of every Greatest Generation-er, and the only ones that people actually go to these days are those cuck blue pill non-denomonational large to mega churches with rock bands and shit. Gay as fuck.

>My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone, browsing Sup Forums, and feeling sad about life.
That is pretty sad mate. I don't know what to say, since saying 'stop doing it' will have no effect. But stop doing it. If you want to meet a qt you've a better chance of doing it in a pub anyway. Going to the pub isn't rocket science.
How about the people you work with? Could you start socialising with them?

I dunno if your being sarcastic but yes it does. Can we do a thread on Starbucks and what the fuck is it with cunts who drink there.
>pay ££££ not to get drunk in public
>sit in silence pretending to write a book
>do not fucking approach any of the hot chicks sate there because they are attention whores and will reject your average ass.

It just sounds like massachism to me..I'd rather get loaded and make an ass of myself..at least the odds of getting laid are higher.

Put on some gold sparkle hot pants and pink lipstick and enjoy gay pride. You know you want to.

I was not being sarcastic

thinking about browsing Sup Forums in public and wasting money on coffee doing it makes me want to die

>tfw mommy and daddy give me allowance once per week and pay for my house

You guys should find a new parents or try not being poor

Have you tried Russian/Greek Orthodox a/k/a Sup Forums meetup?

For god's sake don't go Catholic. Those fucking pedos need to burn.

Every other church in this area has gone gay (literally, gay flags and everything) to boost membership. From what I've seen it isn't working.

JSA fag here, i have £10 to last me till next wed.

do i buy leccy or food?

or shall I goto tesco and shoplift again?

I had a voucher for a foodbank, but it was soooo embarrassing being there, i cant do that again.

I have no clothes to wear, no food, no internet, no mobile phone, no shoes, my hair is gross i cant even look after myself becuase of sanctions.

im on heavy dose of SSNRI's im so doped up I no longer care, should i just end it?

>alledgedly a straight male
>calls drinking coffee a "hobby"
>blames coffee hobby for being out of shape
>pays ££££ for coffee in Starbucks

Yeah I'm not buying OP's bullshit either

What happened mate, how'd you end up like that?

Or at the very least he could buy 8 frozen pizzas, bread and some shit to throw on it.

Going to the gym is a waste. Buy work out equipment online for for a one time payment of less than half of a gym membership. Go jogging.

Watch what you eat and for fuck sakes read something worthwhile.

Cant help you with your 'tism though,you're going to have to figure that shit out for yourself.

Mate.... if you're still here, you need to get as many credit cards and loans as you can, I'd aim for 20k UK lbs and quit your job.

Go to Poland, get rat arsed and report back once something amusing has happened or you take some memeable pics. Id like to see all kinds of whacky eastern European hijinks, if you're not a shit cunt I'll give you $50 to spend on hookers once you're broke in Moscow.

Fuck up properly, burn your faggot tie and shit cunt suit. Sure you'll go home broke, missing teeth and speaking funny but at least you'll be able to get a sweet cash job as a plumber and we're all in for a currency reset soon so fuck worrying about your credit defaults.

Just do an Ahmed and don't pay it back. Din du nuffin.

Don't be a fucking cuck faggot op, you're not going to get laid in your current situation. English people are pussies by nature, don't be one.

Yet you have a Republican Party flag and are on Social welfare in the UK (much hypocrisy) with draconian sanctions applied by the British version of the Republican Party AKA the Tories.
>you sir, deserve all you fucking get

That's the first image that popped into my head.

I missed an appointment about my ESA, so they sanctioned me 1 month and I went onto JSA, even though my Dr says im not supposed to be working becuase im extremely volatile right now.

sometimes i cant even get up, i feel so ill, im on anti depressants and anti anxiety pills, I cant bare to face the day sometimes.

now i feeling i'm just wasting away

i was never always like this, I once had it all..

go to Tesco, buy discount sandwiches

Sorry, I dont pay attention to these flags, i just picked one at random.
better now?

I have a degree and a lot of experience in work, i've been a taxpayer all my life, but it all went wrong with my mental health.

move out of London
buy a qt gf from the non-EU East (Russia/Ukraine/Moldova etc). 26k is a lot of money to them

Every broad/fat guy combo is the same though. She's always some nebbish cunt who goes on and on about feminism and wears pop culture shirts.

Sounds like you're in shit shape. Why are you embarrassed you use the food banks? It's not meant to be for people having a good life. Get your fill.
If you have any family members to contact and mend your bonds with, give that a go. If they're all cunts though maybe better to go alone. Give it a think.

Alright mate..I was going to say I know where you are coming from until I saw that elephant.
I'd like to hear what "having it all was" and how exactly you ended up losing it?

Your activites are also drudgery, funny how you didn't extract that from reading Brothers Karamazov

Aye, cheers I need to get a grip, nothing worse than being so hungry you go through Greggs bins at night for stale breadand skip for joy when you find some buns.

Its always darkest before the dawn as they say.

What's your job

In all seriousness. Read the warning labels on the meds then flush before they find you hanging naked in the closet like Alexander McQueen.

>My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone

You are a smart and special little boy and I love you!

Also you need an advocate to go and sort shit out on your behalf..
I have helped a relative in the past in this situation in the UK
>if your as fucked as you seem to be you are not in a fit state to show up for welfare meetings anyhow
>if you show up it only makes it appear you are fit for work, because you were able to drag yourself out of bed..(this is how the benefits system defines fit for work) including someone who is housebound for years due to severe arthritis and can only walk 20 feet..if they get driven to the welfare office and can walk the distance to the desk and back they are fit for work..

Find someone who can make calls on your behalf and fill in your paperwork..if you continue to do it yourself they will keep on punishing you. Sick people get help with this shit SO swallow your pride and get someone to advocate on your behalf.

That's it. You need to swallow any remaining pride. I know that's not nice, but it is what it is. First take any charity you can get. It's not permanent. It's meant for people like you on hard times.

I bit off more than I could chew, I was so ambitious at work, i took work home, lived for my work and shunned my mates and family. I was a commercial director at the age of 25 for a multinational company, but i couldnt do the job, it was too much for me. So i started to miss days, not turn up for appointments, I never asked for help from anyone.

i finally snapped one day driving in my company BMW driving at full speed around a roundabout over and over again until the Police had to ram me off into the verge.

Obviously I lost my job, lost my girlfriend soon after, lost my house, lost my cars, lost my money and a few friends which i had left.

I never answered the door, or mail, when the bailiffs came to turf me from my flat I lost the plot and attacked them, got arrested and jailed for 3 weeks.

Not had a job since, that was 9 yrs ago.

I never shared my problems, i didnt know i had a breakdown until i went to the Dr when I came out of prison and he told me i should have sought help a long time ago,.

Former Skip-raider here.
Greggs lock the bins now. Apparently taking unwanted food out of a bin is classed as 'stealing'.

I understand preservation of economy and shit, need to keep the poor hungry and all that, but come on. Besides aren't there like foraging laws that prevent it from being illegal? either way, that's how it is now.

Wait.. what's wrong with coffee? I drink like 12 cups a day and I'm one jolly motherfucker