Brit/pol/ - Niel Horan edition

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Horan

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280

>Another happening in London, Stamford Hill on lockdown as police clash with youths "brandishing machetes"
express.co.uk/news/uk/819444/police-fighting-stamford-hill-london-riot-stabbing-sword-machete-helicopter

>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>"He's no terrorist, just a man with problems" mother of Darren Osbourne says
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/darren-osborne-everything-know-finsbury-park-mosque-suspect/

>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

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youtube.com/watch?v=GSp77utKc-4
youtube.com/watch?v=f9wakNtpiDo
youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs
proasyl.de/foerderverein/
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Day of Rage not even making the news.

First for superior skimmed milk

I feel like he was our last hope.

The Day of minor inconveniences is upon us. God save us all!

Who do I talk to about the lack of ice cream in my constituency?

Red pill from a red top.

*Day of mild annoyance

>live in a caravan
>claim bennies
>leave near the sea and go fishing for food
bretty comfy, feel sorry for you city rats, I refuse to pay taxes in this country ever again

>closet homosexual

Uh no. If he'd had his way we'd be part of the Reich.

anyone have rage stream? the old one went to shit.

Who do you want to be the Tory leader?

strawpoll.me/13248646
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*blocks your path*

>dem prices

Fucking hell, is it 1986?

>Day of Rage

They do realise that's an islamist term?

Going swimming in the sea in a minute lads

If you don't live by the sea you are missing out

If you live in London you are doubly missing out because it's shit in every possible way and doesn't even have a beach to make up for it

Struggling with the lack of happenings.

Got used to so many, like a heroin addict, I just want more. That Brussels one last night had potential but didn't pan out.

Need something between now and the one at Glastonbury to fill the void.

How did I only just stumble across this now?

youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0

Anyone but the dirty pakis in the corner shop. Don't you have Sainsbury's, Morrison's?

>police clash with youths "brandishing machetes"

Are you trying to make London sound Brazil tier?

Considering the handouts they're all getting
>rage against the ka-ching

>closet homosexual
Don't defame him like that

Why didn't they implement his economic plan? Why!

...

Why is there such a huge correlation between being a rabid Corbynista, and being a middle class white girl aged between 18 and 25.

we all want JRM but david davies is the most realistic guy whose actually good

My son asked me why the English football team isn't at the confederation cup.

I told him because they got knocked out in the world cup group stage by Costa Rica,and out of the euro round of 16 by Iceland.

>strawpoll.me/13248646

I wrote to Jacob Rees-Mogg and asked him if he was going to stand for leader when Cameron went.

His assistant replied saying he was flattered at the notion but would not be doing so.

Have a feeling that hasn't changed.

Yank, please

twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/877566339291922432

If you buy anything other than a Twister or Croc you must be a nonce

Can't wait for mcgregor to KO floyd desu. Put 250 on mcgregor KO, pints one me after lads.

spot on t b h

Brazil is London tier, desu.

Major incident in Crewe apparently, looks like a crane has collapsed

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-crane-collapse-crewe-phoenix-13220032

Lived by the sea all my life m9 and never seen a nigger or a mudslime.

5 more years of May, lads. It's going to be wonderful.

5th for rubbing Oil Of Ulay into Rightly So's arse cheeks

youtube.com/watch?v=GSp77utKc-4
youtube.com/watch?v=f9wakNtpiDo

We're not even going to get 5 more months of May.

thats tame for the sun desu

How can you hate refugees after seeing this?

She's good at her job, just socially awkward. A million times better than facking Corbyn

If you incentivise people by offering better accommodation, expect more fires in council blocks this year.

Or an adult?

>these names
>these prices

She does a good Ted Heath impression

none of the ones at the protest will be getting them

Keep telling yourself that. She single-handedly destroyed Labour and she didn't even campaign.
Remind me, how many seats did Commie Corbyn's party get?

Because they aren't all like this.

"He told The Kingdom that he would carry posters declaring that "Adolf Hitler was a good leader who was following the word of Christ", give the Hitler salute and light a candle for Hitler at the Gestapo headquarters."

Based.

Middle class white girls have been given free shit their entire lives. They don't want it to end.

Anybody remember those really cheap milky ones which was just a stick of ice cream? They were like 30p each and had vanilla, strawberry and chocolate.

Seriously this song has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it. Catchy as fuck. He even went on to have hit single out of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs

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A mini milk?

you mean a farron surprise?

Where is that closet fag rightly?

>Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

The British memes are real

The vast majority of the refugees are though.

It's only a couple of refugees that wreck it for everyone.

aye thats them.

probably cost £1.50 each now...

I don't want Corbyn either but there's no way May lasts five years.

I wanna fuck those fat frogs

Nice try rightly, turn your trip back on

>A mini milk?

I remember mini milks lad, they were pretty nice used to buy them as a lad in the early 80's

Christ, why does it look like she's bouncing on dick?
Someone tell the guy with the remote to turn her vibrator off!

Sat in waiting room today
>did you hear about the one last night?
>no
>yeah there was one in brussels a guy with a bomb got shot
>oh really
>and that guy in the van
>welsh guy
>yeah
>people are saying it might not be a crash. of course it was terrorism. he did it on purpose. That's terrorism.

Reporting in. fucking hell. directly from a conversation I overheard at work.

12 for £2 at most shops

Christian subhumans behind the enrichment AGAIN!
The last straw of a man without arguments. But as a last post, I will give you the link to the founder of PRO ASYL, which is by far the biggest NGO lobbying for a Europe without a limit to "refugees" and asylum seekers, for a unfication of families, for multi culturalism and "anti-racism" = meaning the replacement of white Europeans with Arabs and negroes.

proasyl.de/foerderverein/
>Dr. Jürgen Micksch
>phd in theology and sociology
And literally all the other key figureheads in this list are Christians aswell.

If you look for ONE reason why Europe is dying, look no further than Judeo-Christian Social Democracy.

Fuck you and fuck your death cult from the desert!

I think if she can just get on with her job and doesn't have to run another campaign she might.

the funny feet ones used to give me an erection tbqh

There are Seagulls in London anyway, they come up the Thames but are branching out into Greater London thanks to all the fast food all over the streets.

Like a gang turf war, Pigeons and Seagulls seem to stick to different fast food stores around here.

kek not me lad, think we actually scared him off the Sup Forums from yesterday

>Golly bar
top kek

Because he's going to go home from the market and molest little girls. Also, he'll vote left for more state handouts.

he isnt even a refugee

Cornetto is a drum stick here.

The rest are retarded and don't exist here and never will.

report whoever said it for inciting hatred and racism against white people

I've been making canada threads today lads. I'm a (you) whore.

Is she into little boys as well?

>i member
Opal fruits.

I was just including the top people in the bookies' odds and I knew I had to include him otherwise the first reply would be "WHY NO MOGGY"

David Davis is indeed good, but what about BoJo? Especially when it comes to winning an election, yes BoJo is *arguably* more disliked by rabid lefties, but I dunno, Davis probably is as well. But BoJo has the advantage of appealing to the common man, whereas I don't know if Davis would have such appeal. Who knows.

Personally I just think BoJo is such a funny guy. That's why I'd prefer him. Davis is obviously a very good politician though and I'd be happy with him too. On Brexit, I think they probably have similar attitudes, although I guess Davis has probably been much clearer with his ambitions. BoJo talks about trading with the world but I don't think he's been as clear on what trade-off he would do for EU trade / immigration.

#notallnutjobs

I hate having conversations with people in public in case people like you are listening in and the person I am with says something insanely thick as fuck like that.

Then you no doubt assume both parties are thick as fuck.

Take that back the iceberger is an ice cream sandwich

Christianity is the cancer that demeans the rich and powerful while calling for the redistribution of wealth to the poor

I agree, I think she's a great leader to be honest, and I think it's a massive shame that she made the stupid decision to hold an election, but I think she was being influenced by her shitty advisors. And then of course they ran a shitty campaign. But I think you could tell in the campaign she was just sticking to what her advisors were telling her.

It really was such a stupid decision. Of course the polls looked great, but you don't even have to be the most noviced of political novices to know that POLLS DON'T STAY THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF AN ELECTION CAMPAIGN. And also to know that there was clearly an anti-Brexit (or at least an anti-right-wing-Brexit) mob just WAITING to be given the chance to rally and organise.

Well that tickled the sides potato nigger. Least Jimmy Cricket was mildly amusing.

Don't women her age suffer incontinence? I have seen so many adverts saying they do. I always thought that if she doesn't laugh that way then she would make a mess.

is it really because I can. I thought about it afterwards and feels bad the guy seems alright like

Marathon and Toffos.

Hitler was best friends with a gay man that he knew was gay.

>Opal fruits

And Marathon Bars lad

>Tfw your mumsie always ignored your pleading for icecream
>Tfw nothing but tesco value choc ices in the summer

my childhood was probably on par with east germany

Is it social suicide to identify as a national socialist lads? That's probably the ideology that best represents my views, but does it still have Nazi connotations?

BREXIT CANCELLED

>Indian kids have their own stereotype about indian fathers always forcing their kids to become a doctor.

>It's a good stereotype and one of the reasons their are so much more indian doctors.

>White peoples parents would rather have them just leave the house when they turn 18 and never come back.

>Whereas doctors study for a long long time and the parents are willing to supplement them for as long as it takes.

Why are British families so fucking shite?

She fucks kids on board a yacht too?

are you fucking retarded user?

Agree t b h lad. I'm old enough to remember Blair in 1997 and the same way he captivated the youth voters, just look what happened to him. Being a populist politician doesn't mean being a good politician.

Nah not really Corbin is pretty Nat Soc