Brit/pol/ - Beautiful Anglo Women edition

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280

>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

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LIVE - Rick Wiles: What’s Driving the U.S. to Provoke the Russian Bear?

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Is it madness or money that is motivating the United States to provoke Russia into a World War? Today on TRUNEWS, Rick Wiles discusses the latest incident between the two superpowers as a NATO jet buzzes a plane carrying Moscow’s top defense chief over the Baltic Sea. Rick also shares the details behind last night’s foiled jihadist bombing in Brussels and the neck stabbing of a police officer in Flint, Michigan by a coward yelling ‘Allah Akbar.” Lastly, Rick dismantles Jeh Johnson’s testimony on alleged Russian interference in Election 2016, and dismisses the latest claims of Senator John ‘Get Off My Lawn’ McCain.

hello lad's

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Bin that comma.

Karen!

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>tfw drinking alone in the living room again.

don't take the mickey lad that's probably someones mummy.

At my worst I was averaging about 150 units/week at 23 and 14 stone. No reason to tell you that other than I like to repeat it now and then to remind myself what a stupid cunt I was being and to never let myself get there again.

HAHAHA, oh fuck, that's one funny banana!!!!!!!!

Just wanked in my flatmate's flat (she left the door unlocked before leaving for summer, and everyone else has gone too)

What is my life

Just got back from building a shed with my Grandad. We spent all yesterday and all today building it (wood warped + parts missing = total bollocks lol, we had to make our own parts). Grandad gripped me by the shoulder, with tears in his eyes, and said "you're the best Grandson I could have ever asked for". Also just got 100% on my quantum electrodynamics test followed by a hard workout at the gym. Topped off by a barbacue - things were slow at first but the day was saved by my choice of cider and grilled meats craftsmanship - bit embarrassing when it gave my mum an orgasm! All in a days work.

So what were you up to?

looks American

Late night ABBA lads. Post some of the best pop songs ever.

>Chavs out back are creating a racket again in which the only way chavs know how

It's too fucking hot this shit

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pretty sure i'd be used to this heat within a few months if it didn't disappear as quickly as it arrived

Just got back from porking your sister

>comma
APOSTROPHE

Why did you do that? Is she fit? Bit of a pervert thing to do desu lad, probably best you don't tell her.

I did know a lad at uni who drunkenly admitted to regularly 'cleaning' his cock with his flatmate's toothrush though so it could be worse I guess

Anyone a fan of the day today?

If it was made today what would it be like ?

Well, you pick your topic; maybe education, immigration, anything. Then you argue in favour of your stance by being nice to your opponent (this wins you the respect of the reader, they see you as a good willed person) by saying something along the lines of:
>the left are trying something good with their push for immigration - after all, nobody wishes to see people suffering - but I believe that they're going about it the wrong way. blah blah blah, I believe we should help them in their own lands blah blah blah.

So there you have shown yourself, while representing the right, to be a good willed man who is ready to concede that the left are not monstrous, thus you are not a petty man. You might truly think they are, but that doesn't matter. Then you have to put forward your argument by aligning your intent with the good willed intent you highlighted the left have in this instance. Now the reader is no longer battling between who has the best intent but who they believe has the best solution, as they now believe both left and right are equally positive in their intent. At this point it is up to your to put across your argument, the facts and figures, in an honest and accessible way as to give your argument the best shot of being taken on board by the reader.

>we have to share a board with this

Lads when is the happening in retaliation to based van man gonna come, I'm getting fucking bored here.

>BBC East Midlands

She looks like she would smell like a bin on two week bin collections in heat

>my sister is London

Time to die Paki.

I don't mind if brexit is a complete disaster...so long as the cunts that voted for it get burned first

>Go on night out
>OH, JEREMY CORBYN!
>Go to gig
>OH JEREMY CORBYN!
>Go to book club with a bunch of old people drinking tea and eating biscuits
>OH JEREMY CORBYN!

When will this madness end? Corbynistas really are the left wing equivalent of Trumpfags. A cult blindly devoted to a politician who is out of his depth but says le cool things.

Yes of course, it's the end of the day and I had less than four hours sleep last night anyway.

Burger going to UK soon. How do prostitutes work over there? Can you bring them back to your place?

I read that it takes 2 weeks for the average person to acclimatise to the heat, obviously only to a certain point, but within sensible boundaries. We never have high heat for that long so we never acclimatise. Sad desu. I lived in Spain for a while and I was completely fine in 30/35C but here anything over like 25 just makes me want to cry

Correction.
>Now you have put forward your argument by aligning your intent with the good willed intent you highlighted the left have*

Any good hymns to listen to?

>we now have a climate change sceptic in charge of environment, a man who hates Europe in charge of Brexit, an NHS enemy in charge of health, and a PM who hates human contact

We're a fucking laughing stock.

I don't get out too much so luckily I avoid this degeneracy.

No, you'll need to be a UK citizen for at least 5 years to claim a escort licence.

you're an idiot

Yeah 9/10. I was incredibly bored and confused, I didn't touch anything though. I was having a nosey around too see if anyone left their door open, then things got out of hand...

t. Paul Mason

>Bin that comma
Hoist by his own petard there lad

i actually got my bus back to my flat from work the other day and this guy got on with his prostitute and oh my the guy couldnt have been anymore of a walking r9k stereotype

So any highlights from the "day of rage" bollocks today?

Sup Forums what have you done to meeeeee?

>be me
>be a bit wrongthinkey
>want more pepes and spicy memes
>wtf now I love Hitler
>every day I desperately hold back my new and increasing power level
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!1!!

Fair enough, try not to do it again or it will become a problem. Wank over her Corfu 2006 photos on FB instead

my dad's mate got me one...but he works for the council so i didn't have to go on the waiting list.
I had to get a reference from my GP tho

Hitler is the blue pill. Take the Pitt pill.

Thanks, that makes a lot of sense. I'll definitely keep it in mind.

Think I've got Tinnitus, is it covered on the NHS cause fuck all else is these days

The Day Today is the funniest programme ever made. I don't want it made again unless all the main writers and actors came back to make it

Gotta fill in form G-5p0t and apply for your diddling licence first lad

Literally fuck all happened. About 500 cucks wandered around London shouting about tower blocks then went home.

mmmm ripe yes please

>Hoist by his own petard

Get your ears syringed lad

What is it like?

I've had ringing in my ears for about three months now?

it was the best timeline, lets be honest

I thought the other thread was going slowly and everyone seems to be in here.

O-ok
The creators are all far too politicised and indoctrinated now for it to be anywhere near as funny/thoughtful/non-preachy

How good are you with communications skills in general? Are you much of a speaker, do you have fair writing skill? Are you much of a reader?

no cure lad - i've had it for years, you learn to ignore it eventually

youtube.com/watch?v=adwUfe4ZLl8

This
You can borrow mine if you like, I'll want £20k though because if you get caught I go to prison for a year and need to make sure I have enough income to cover my TV license, road tax, toiletries license, bin tax and incarceration tax while I'm inside.

Scotsman here

Why can't you anglos just leave already? Theresa May and her dystopians are gaining a foothold here which is fucking shocking

>Don't be a fucker, bin that hooker

More like "things" got into hand, eh lad

Dunno if it qualifies as a hymn but I enjoy it

youtube.com/watch?v=yLxdb3ov-zE

You a German or a Brit in Germany?

fuck I'm so fucked lads
only 20 units
am I gay ?

is that the best of the anglo woman?

COR BLIMEY, OI FINK OIM IN LUVV

The only semi interesting thing was the leprechaun
youtu.be/tdMVCL3aMpY

>Hoist by his own petard

Wait why did I type that again, that wsfor the other fella, I think i'm havign a strkoe

Psalm 23 is one of my favourites.

They're all liberals I know but Armando and Chris are quite good at holding back political biases in their satire

>Theresa May and her dystopians are gaining a foothold here which is fucking shocking
Scotland is your land, don't blame us for your desire to not stand in defence of your land. That is your fault and your fault alone.

Umm...

Just a dull ringing in my left ear right now, it's just noticeable so it's driving me mad. Got it last night.

Anyone Leeds/Bradford want to start a militia?

What are you talking about, this EBIN kekistani stuff is only helping our cause gain more mainstream appeal!
youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1wou6VL9E

There's nothing wrong with hate.

Reminder that if you're not out there debating on the reddit boards (excluding this one obviously) then you're letting down your country

>a man who hates Europe in charge of Brexit
arguably the best man for the job, in that case.

Hope thats a sharia militia, dont want to be racist do you user?

>why are people expressing opinions i don't like?
I bet this guy talks at length about how smart he is too, because he read a book once.

Hate is the protector of love.

Been good at writing essays, project reports, etc. at university and secondary school, always thought of writing as one of my best skills.
Decent public speaking as long as I know what I'm talking about.
Don't read many books anymore, barely have the time.

Never tried to write a blog or anything like that though.

Avoid loud sounds and go to the GP if it continues for more than a few days.

no lad... wel really you should be so lucky ...
its not so good to be involved in this... I would know because my cousins aunty thought so

So a nog gets arrested for being a cunt and some reporters get pushed out of the way. Nothing in that video was a happening.

Bringing down the government will likely take more than a few hundred third worlders. One of the lowest energy protests I've ever seen desu

>Suck your mum Theresa

I think you guys are fucking with me

Trump ruined this board and we didn't even get the wall

Well it has to be pc of course...

sure thing....what's your name address and telephone number

Hopefully it's just wax buildup that's the cause and I can get it syringed like said

It's the heat

Righteous anger is a beautiful thing

Seducing a tranny over kik got wins

No cure for it mate. I've had it since I was about 15. Mine's quite quiet, got used to it eventually, it just gets drowned out by everyday noise.

he's doing a great job thus far

Let's meet up in Cheltenham outside the gchq building

melanie phillips is alright. mega jew, but she's open about it. sneaky jews are worse.

I am german

yeah but how far does that go....
seriously don't bee saying gook moot because he's cool, I know him, call him Hiroshima ok ?