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World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional...
Nicholas Flores
Mason Brown
Need a few million more Hillary supporters like him.
Jaxon Davis
under budget and ahead of schedule
Jonathan Gutierrez
Is it just me or is there are much more "feel good" news popping up on /pol these days?
Samuel Edwards
oh god someone please do that one coma edit, then add the OP image onto it
Luke Gomez
WTF I hate Drumpfolini now.
You took this poor man's life away from him Sup Forums, for what? Racism, mysogeny, bigortry, transphobia, islamophobia, latinophobia, hate, and nazism?
You be ASHAMED Sup Forums.
Nathan Bennett
Blake Allen
>dumb raver degenerate drug head killed himself because he couldnt handle reality
good
Jeremiah Jenkins
>Liberalism is a mental disease
holy shit they were right lmao
Adrian Ross
Sure looks like a reputable website
worldnewsdailyreport.com
lemmiwinks
Jaxson Sullivan
>sir you've been in a coma since october 2016
>oh boy i can't wait to see president Hillary!
Grayson Nelson
wakey wakey
Julian Foster
Gross exploitation of some troubled coma guy for a headline
Lucas Scott
Tell me why gjurmpf wouldnt make people off themselves and how that is "good". We wuz a cult nao. Awoovement!
>loses ford plant; maga!
Robert Bailey
Isn't this the exact plot of goodbye lenin
Nathan Campbell
Thanks you. Sup Forums has some of the dumbest users
Carson Brooks
>he clicks non-archived links
first time I've heard of this site anyway
Elijah Sullivan
Check his computer.
Liam Murphy
Funny shit
Kevin James
>We lied to him for as long as we could
this is why he killed himself, your LIES
Landon Sanchez
He could not handle his drugs either.
Cameron Long
This man makes the most anglo facial expressions I have evet seen
Christopher Price
Trump said we would get tired of winning but I think this might be one time he is wrong.
Daniel Moore
Wait a minute, is this a satire website like theonion? Please tell me its not. I want to believe.
Hudson Morgan
That's, uh... very impressive. A real swell and humanistic thing to do after doctors resuscitated and rehabilitated you from the brink of death for a year. Fuck life and fuck white people am I right?
Blake Jackson
>when the degenerates do the work for you
Christopher Richardson
...
Kayden Davis
How the fuck do you overdose on e? I used to eat three pills a day for weeks on end back when I was a degenerate. Slept every few days and still never missed work.
Tyler Long
Definitely feels like americans got their balls back.
Justin Bennett
This. Scan hard drives emails social media.
Angel Cox
And nothing of value was lost.
Oliver Richardson
We need to start a #Brave #Strong campaign to show our support.
Ian Phillips
sounds like his mom did that to him. here he is thinking he got what he wanted that wole time and then bam its like santa clause all over again. being a liberal this would just be too much to swallow.
Jordan Harris
>satire site
just
Landon Ortiz
>We lied to him
Lol faggot family
Sebastian Ortiz
>ecstasy overdose
He didn't kill himself because of Trump and anyone who thinks so is retarded.
Dylan Cook
this timeline...
reality is funnier than fiction
Camden Richardson
The weak should fear the strong.
Grayson Kelly
So that they aren't around to vote in 2020?
Ian Sanchez
EGGS AND BAKEY
Kevin Lewis
oh it was fake, nevermind
Nolan Butler
You're damn straight you cuck bastard.
Dominic Flores
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Christopher Sanders
Dang he seemed like a real upstanding citizen
F (for fart on grave)
Nathan Collins
Oh wait. It's a satirical website. Nevermind.
Nathaniel Edwards
>strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party.
nothing of value was lost
Connor Reed
>Recent CDC National suicide statistics numbers show an alarming 2000% increase in suicide rates for the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 in the United States since President Donald Trump’s election, the highest suicide rate ever recorded in US history since the height of the Great Depression, although experts warn many factors could explain these high numbers.
THEY'RE CULLING THEMSELVES!!!!
Liam White
FUCKING FAGGOT I SWEAR TO GOD STOP POSTING SHIT FROM THIS SITE GETTING REAL TIRED OF IT YOU LITTLE SHIT EVERY TIME AND I MEAN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I GO ON Sup Forums I SEE YOUR SHIT THREAD "HITLER IS ALIVE AND 128YO LIVING IN ARGEINTINA" ETC . IM FED UP OF YOUR SHIT FUCKING NIGGER SPIC I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK OF PICE FUCKING ASSWIPE CUNT JEW YOUR MUM SHOULD OF ABORTED YOUR RETARDED INBRED BRAIN
Jayden Rogers
>being such a selfish and mentally childish coward that you LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE OF A POLITICAL ELECTION
how sad that his family had to be burdened by such a disgusting creature. oh well, at least he won't be polluting society with his whiny petulance.
Juan Brown
ahh fake news site
eat a dick, faggot
Henry Myers
ITT: non-reading non-white ameriniggers
Lucas Fisher
What did it mean by this?