Why hasn't the government developed the technology to shut down the atoms in a nuke rendering it useless yet?

Why hasn't the government developed the technology to shut down the atoms in a nuke rendering it useless yet?

With all the money they hog up you'd think they'd have developed the technology by now

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We can shoot them down already.

Nice pasta m7+1

9/10 scientists have discovered 99% of inert atoms live in your scrotum, burger.

they already have this.
if an ICBM launch is detected america will immediately detonate nukes already in geostationary orbit over the atlantic, pacific and the north pole causing worldwide blackouts and stopping nukes in their tracks.

That seems pretty inefficient compared to stopping the fission reaction that occurs within the nukes just before they go off.

IT should be completely possible to stop the reaction before it occurs.

They're working on it for when the sun falls out of orbit.

Why would we bother with that. We've got lasers that can shoot down ICBM's. They've been public knowledge for a ~decade.

ITT- people who have no clue how atoms or nuclear weapons work.

You're government is pretty retarded then because that's not happening for a long time.

You know the old antinuke plan in the states was to sacrifice entire cities like LA

does nobody have the screenshot

Because that's not possible you retard

>We can shoot them down already.
>lasers that can shoot down ICBM's
This is what Burgers actually believe

should have been first post

>shut down the atoms

fucking kill yourself you retard/sliding faggot

>said the redditor as he scrolled through the Wikipedia page on how nukes work

You don't know as much as you think you do retard.

Yes, separate the two or masses so that they do not reach critical mass. That's the point of shooting it down, maron.

N-Jammer Canceler isn't real

because nuclear bombs don't exist, so they don't worry about them, only us.

It's not as easy as it sounds. There's hundreds of atums in those things. You have to shut them all down at the same time. Miss even one and it goes kaboom.

>>lasers that can shoot down ICBM's
>This is what Burgers actually believe
We already have mining lasers. How is a laser that shoots down icbms hard to believe?

maybe because thats not fucking possible
or maybe because they're all too busy pushing multiculturalism

Of course its not fucking real, because that is the thing that cancels the nuke jammer ya idiot.

>hundreds of atums
That's a ridiculous understatement.

>because nuclear bombs don't exist

That's a pretty stupid thing to believe, nuclear weapons are pretty much just pieces of sun contained in a box.

>american education

This.

Is Sup Forums that fucking newfaggy that even 2016 posters are oldfags now?

Nukes never hurt anyone. I hate all this ain't nuke propaganda. Nukes are the weapon of peace.

>shut down the atoms in a nuke
> shut down the atoms

A wild trump starts poastin' on Sup Forums

wat do?

Well refuted :^)

Nukes go of because the atoms inside them split up and release a lot of mass in a short time frame which release a massive amount of energy, if you were to stabilize the reaction from the outside somehow you'd shut down the reaction and atoms and stop the nuke.

Pretty simple concept to understand.

>Muh laser can track and shoot something going at Mach 15
Sure

If you stop atoms, the burgers will freeze

>nuclear weapons are pretty much just pieces of sun contained in a box

nuclear weapons are pretty much just pieces of anti-sun contained in a box
ftfy

>shut down the atoms in a nuke
American education


Nice pasta, still gave me a laugh though

Kek, nuclear fission happens at the speed of light, good luck stopping that you retard. The best you could do is disabling the bombs before they explode by carefully disassembling them or by freezing them at extremely low temperatures.

even i can't be everywhere

We don't have them... Yet.

archive.is/9YC6c

>We can shoot them down already.

You have to hit them first Cheeseburger

Black holes stop light rays
All you need to do is to produce a mini black hole in the center if explosion and it will suck in all the fusion

Yeah makes sense, now if only we knew what black holes are even MADE of...

That's pretty impractical though, what's needed is a way of either shutting down the atoms or converting the energy from the nukes into a less destructive form of energy.

I know that that government has the technology to fuck with the weather so they could theoretically start tornadoes right under the nuke before it huts, but that's not as practical as shutting down the atoms.

There's plenty of declassified footage of Interceptor missile systems. The Russians didn't get pissed about anti-ballistic missile systems being installed by us in Poland for nothing.

The level of retarded in this thread is just off the fucking scale.
No, fission occurs at a high fraction of c, but not at lightspeed

Yes, but there are a fuck ton and each ICBM shoots multiple warheads, with multiple decoys. As of this point we don't have enough missiles to shoot them all down

We can't produce and maintain enough energy to even make a blackhole

tomato
tomata

even bretty close to c is still ass blasting fast

youtube.com/watch?v=r9FZDotVYZI

We don't really target missiles at the terminal end of their flight. Not a lot of room for error then.

Interceptors are a fuckload cheaper than ICBM's and multi-purpose since they can be used against most, if not all ballistic missiles.

Faster than local c?

Cherenkov Radiation.

This thread...

I'm lazy ya cunts. If you want it help me find it.

>huehue education
also
>via 9fag

kys

using statistical models like K-nearest neighbors, support converter machines and linear regression it should be possible for us to predict where the warheads are at.

You can also detect the uranium within the nukes with high density laser.

why dont you let your folder show in a non-autistic way my white friend

Major, I'M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUP!

exactly, use some carbon atoms to stabilize the uranium atoms to prevent a reaction. its basic biology.

>shut down the atoms

>speaking anything other than glorious english

Fuck off, polack.

does this leaf think that just because something contains carbon its biology

i fucking hate leafs

>is leaf
>shits on leafs

lol okay bud

>America will completely fuck over and fry its electrical grid sending them back to the storage of years without power because every generator and power plant has be fried.

Yeah no.

EMP ruins shit. I know you kids played modern warfare 2

who says they can't be friends?

im actually here on vacation, ill be out in ~8 hours

while in your country i realized that leafs deserve everything this anime board gives them

Stone Age

Imagine no cars after 1990 working. Every single smart phone fried. Computers fried. Yeah no.

Because you have no clue about how these things even work, what you are suggest is physically impossible (and completely non-sensical). Might aswell ask why the US is not using faster then light machine guns against ISIS or why the US hasn't traveled back in time to kill Hitler.

There already exist defenses against nukes, which are physically possible and they are already stationed all around the world.

Anti-matter can neutralise the atoms in a nuke.
Unfortunately when you kill the atoms they win.

I always find it funny how removed from reality all of you are. Canada is 10 fold better than the United States (socialized healthcare, equality for women and minorities and an amazing refugee screening process).

But okay, keep shilling for your orange, cheeto-fingered Dictator you fucking yanks. Have fun suffocating on coal fumes while the rest of the world fucking laughs.

America's going down the shitter and everyone knows it.

this joke worked better before. Lurk more.

Its still much lower, in a reactor the neutrons move ~20,000-55,000 km/s. In a bomb its higher but still lower than the local speed of light by a good margin.

Besides, in an uncontrolled detonation any incidence of cherenkov radiation would simply be lost in the background to all the x-rays and gamma.

What's wrong with multiculturalism? Indians, Middle-Easteners, Europeans and Americans all have beautiful cultures that I'd love to introduce to Canadians. why not share the beauty of our cultures?

Nukes aren't real. Think about it. You know im right.

>non-autistic
using non-free software is autistic...

This is what a REAL folder should look like

>kys my dude! xD

you're just as bad

>implying im not a democrat
>implying i support trump
>implying i dont support green energy

You're not wrong for implying those things, however, you're wrong.


I'm shitting on leafs because I disliked the people.
You're all rude as shit. 9/10ths of people across the entire bottom row of provinces have absolutely 0 manners.
Southern hospitality is GOAT I suppose.

>Geostationary orbit
>Over North Pole

Play some KSP and get back to me when you've put a satellite in your proposed orbit.

A few years back you would have said it's physically impossible to send a man to the moon.

You are not the pinnacle of intelligence, there are people out there more intelligent than you will ever be, just like people more intelligent then you got together to build the nuke, rocket, and all the other advanced stuff, a group of intelligent people will inevitably develop the technology to shut down the atoms in a nuke.

Says the meme flag

This is less going to the moon by rocket and more championing going to the moon by jumping off a trampoline.

saying "kys" says a lot more about you than a flag does

Sounds reasonable enough

Nuclear weapons are a hoax. The Cold War was a sham. All our rulers work together against the masses. Just like the fake space program. Nothing but special effects, and expired munitions explosions.

>shut down the atoms in a nuke rendering it useless yet?

It's unlikely that the us would share the technology with nato if they had it, my guess is they haven't developed it yet.

Trust a German cuck boy to bring up "le kill Hitler hehe" in every conversation.

Boy your country's gone to the shitter dogs.

>National Socialism is a meme flag
I fucking hate newfags.

EMP within range of an unprotected warhead reduces its yield dramatically. This isn't some fag-tarded GOP theory-crafting on rape, women and pregnancy. You kill the warhead kinetically, with blast or with directed energy/heat before it detonates. Even the yield-reducing EMP effects are relatively mitigated now in modern, hardened delivery systems and casing designs.

>believing
>in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nukes
sheep

thats the stupidest thing ive read all month,

and i was froced to take a gender studies class

What is the sun?

Literally all the proof you need for the existence of nukes, i hope you're not a retard that doesn't believe in the existence of the sun.

>because the gods created nuclear fusion so can retarded jewish scientists
LOLOLOLOLOL literal retard

If this was real there would be hellfire raining over China and Russia

if you hit to rock together really hard what happens?

Shards fly off from both rocks, this is the same with atoms except shards don't fly off, them being smashed together releases a lot of mass in a short time frame which results in a violent exothermic reaction.

It's pretty simple shit to understand, once scientists, the hard part is knowing how to shut down the atoms so they don't smash into each other.

What is dark matter? Fucking retard.

Black holes are not MADE of anything. They're a distortion in space. What causes that distortion is an incredibly dense object - say, the hyper-compacted core of a supergiant star.

Done! I call my satellite "sirius"

Can you see it?

black holes are made of energy

Uwotm8? Read that back to yourself twice s l o w l y ! And then KYS

Every single consumer appliance, you best believe the rich people and government have their shit EMP hardened

there are nu's in this thread who dont get the reference

>people in this thread are so new they don't remember this meme