Boipucci beautification surgery- who could be behind this?

moneyish.com/splurge/people-are-dropping-25000-to-beautify-their-buttholes-with-plastic-surgery/

>There’s a buttload of money in anal rejuvenation.

>Just ask (((((((((((((((Dr. Evan Goldstein))))))))))))))), a Manhattan surgeon who has pioneered the practice of making buttholes beautiful and more sexually compatible through Botox, tightening and loosening procedures.

>“It sounds crazy. People laugh, and they ask, ‘Does your butthole look younger now?’” he said. “It probably does! But seriously, I identify with my sexuality very strongly, and I couldn’t receive anal sex for seven years. That was a big issue for me.”

>So the butt Botox, years of surgery and $70K tab were worth it when he was finally able to have bottom sex again recently.

>“How does it feel? Whoo-hoo! Yes! It was a victory,” he said. “And the guy was like, ‘Wow, you have a beautiful butthole,’ which just made me feel so good. This is all I wanted, from the beginning – for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.”

bespokesurgical.com/

>For today’s modern male, the anal orifice is utilized in many different arenas. Though having a multi-purpose with diverse function allows one to seek new heights in sexual awareness, it does lend itself to potential injury and subsequent pathology. Full analysis of the anal canal allows one to understand and align its overall functions with its goals.

ALL THE WORK OF A (((GOLDSTEIN)))

I too once lusted after (((women))). But then I grew disgusted with them. The bleeding. The emotional instability. The support for horrible political ideology. Now I exclusively fuck traps. Does that make me gay? Of course not!

>to understand and align its overall functions with its goals.
What truly is the endgame of the butthole?

>$70k for a Botox injection
America everybody

I'm disgusted with women bleeding from their vaginas so i instead put my penis in another man's shithole.

Sound logic, kuffar.

What? Just take out a butthole loan. It's no different from buying a poser car.

Traps aren't men. They are the next step in human evolution.

God cannot destroy this place fast enough.

The sad thing about your comment is that there are people who will probably do just that. Take a fucking loan for a boipussy surgery/injection

God I love capitalism.
Life would be so uncomical without it.

Literally lunch money, skeletor.

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Nah, the endgame here is to have the government provide free butthole surgery through health insurance when somebody feels ashamed about disparaging comments made during buttsex education in school, or if this is crippling his ability to get enough buttsex as an adult.

Just think about that. What if your butthole were so ugly even a faggot wouldn't fuck it? That's terrible.

No seriously. You know why socialism/communism sucks and fails? Because there's no comedy.
This shit, as bad as it seems, is the oil that helps society run. It's hilarious.

People doing fucked-up shit for us to laugh at is vital for society. And capitalism allows this to happen.

Yeah I mean, North Korea is handing out botulism treatments for free.

Kek

traphumanism

sometimes, i ask myself is there is a God, and why He don't smite this fucking gay earth.

Society just keeps degrading.

Hey. Stop this antisemitism.

>you will soon live in an age where men will be indistinguishable from cute girls
>the men who look like men will have genetically enhanced dicks and will look like Icelandic strongmen
>women will have perfect bodies thanks to cheap surgery to correct every minor fault
>cat people will become a reality
>trap cat boys will lick your massive manly chest while a cat girl will bounce on your cock
>cat people will also be super soldiers because why the fuck not
>they'll have superior hearing, night vision and cat like reflexes
THE FUTURE IS COMING!

genetically engineered catboys for domestic ownership

any images of that update? need those in the name of science

Artificially prolonging gay death.
This supports my theory that homosexuality and transsexuality are pushed by cosmetic companies to sell more beauty products to men. Politically, for the left their goal is to remove the aspects of manhood and force them to compete with women. Not a contest of wit, strength, or will but a contest of beauty, social and emotional manipulation. As much as trap fetishists here wanna say they are better than women, they are only better than ugly low value women. Their looks have a very short expiration date, they are often riddled with emotional problems, and they cannot reproduce. This is why traps cannot compete in the same way women can, it is a contest they are doomed to fail in the end.

>need surgery to have sex
>"Natural"
Gays are the worst

What the fuck did i just read

>wife isn't 10 yet
>instead he puts penis in goat