>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>I heart CPD shirt only available in women's sizes
not fucking fair, Chicago PD Memorial Foundation. Not fucking fair.
Elijah Russell
Them digits... whew Good evening Roberts. Keys checked
Chase Thomas
Good evening Roberts
Landon Rodriguez
>stuck on an elevator >person shot CFD not responding
Nathan Diaz
>Not wearing women's shirts to show off your buff biceps and super duper hairy chest Shiggy
Mason Diaz
Male Black 20 shots fired earlier
Justin Nelson
Slow night
Oliver Smith
I'm surprised he can afford that much ammo 3 weeks after gibs day.
Owen Hall
It was a fast evening. Also isn't there going to be some gay pride or something in Chicongo tomorrow?
Dominic Carter
Have a bump, Robert. This board is just Sup Forums with politics. Holy hell the mods are faggots. 1/4 of threads have some half naked or naked woman with some shitty one line, mundane question.
Samuel Murphy
I'm guessing that's not in the ghetto.
Angel Cox
Nice evening, good digits, summers here, let's do this.
Carter Ramirez
They'll be chimping regardless and probably lots of faggots getting caught doing poppers and sucking dick behind mailboxes.
>male black shot twice in the abdomen and once in the arm >other male black shot in the shoulder >both in critical condition
Matthew Jenkins
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Tyler Nguyen
Tyrone pissed somebody off.
Elijah Richardson
wew!
reporting in there, bob
Lucas Bailey
Hopefully many others did as well.
Juan Kelly
Dammit zone 10, get your shit together.
Leo Myers
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Thomas Price
It's funny when you just hear chimping in the background
Eli Flores
Whatever happened to the /CPD/ Italian poster?
Tyler Richardson
>Listen for 5 min >No shots fired. I feel cheated.
Zachary Martinez
In other news, Illinois is going to be bankrupt in about 2 weeks yet the taxpayers have millions of dollars to patch up these Africans who are butchering each other as though they were still in the Congo.
Such majestic creatures. Is it bad that I prefer the bikini-clad gorilla?
Landon Cox
>Missing pit bull found. I love when ICE gets involved in calls the most.
Elijah Wilson
>sister has been missing for a week >at boyfriends house, but he's not answering
Camden Murphy
This is a 10 in the hood
Camden Kelly
>loud explosion heard
William Allen
>literally a shaved gorilla
Ian Thomas
>That sigh
Carson Morgan
Female totally naked
Nicholas Walker
>possibly high or drunk >walking the streets naked
Elijah Price
>woman high or drunk walking the street totally naked. >woman with heat stroke at duck duck goat boca >can you spell that?
Liam White
Some people need to learn to mind their own business.
Liam Hughes
And off come the clothes... niggers are practically animals.
Jace Mitchell
>Try saying that after a couple drinks
Carter Murphy
>her name is Chanting Prophet >being choked by her boyfriend
These names
Gavin Barnes
>practically
Julian Jackson
It's amazing what people are allowed to name their kids.
Owen Thompson
It's like they derive their names from household goods and random words from the bible.
Isaiah Jones
Never change satan.
Elijah Hall
oh hey der, bob shwerski
Luke Lopez
>FOUR >FOUR SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Evan Gray
>4chots in to popys restraunt, windows shatters, no one hurt, that's it duces im out here
Josiah Reed
Shots fired at Popeye's
Dominic Rodriguez
>Someones breaking into popeyes.
Ryder Diaz
stupid niggers, you are supposed to shoot after you rob the chicken store not before
Jason Martinez
God damn even dispatch could not take their holy land being shot
Connor Cook
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Eli Stewart
>shooting at popeyes
I wonder what the race of the perp could be
Carson Parker
What's happenin my roberts
Anthony Nelson
everythings really really good
Austin Gutierrez
now that's some bix nood tier shit. fucking niggers
Christian Sullivan
>Usnavy
Bentley Turner
Gunfire at the fried chicken joint.
Oliver Smith
>male black critical GSW to abdomen, gsw left arm >male black shot left shoulder.
Kayden Lopez
Not only critical, but very critical.
Carson Davis
less than 10% percent when?
Henry Jackson
...
Ayden Rogers
...
Zachary Ortiz
>you realize guns are just a tool and fried chicken is the real downfall of the negro.
Luis Cook
The only reason any of these are cleared is when the niggers brag about it on social media or in their new rap song.
Adrian Evans
as soon as we get a few weeks of 90 degree weather in a row
thats when the niggers start shooting holes in eachother to stay cool
Lincoln Johnson
That's scary. I'm up in Milwaukee but I was once in the parking lot of the shopping mall and saw this girl open her car door, drop a bunch of trash outside the car, and then close the door. I stopped the car from pulling out and shamed her into walking back into the mall to throw it away. What if she was with some jackass with a gun who shot me for it? So what do we do? Just let people litter because we're afraid they might kill us for calling them out?
Matthew Brown
Holy shit them digits...good morning Robert! The fourth is gonna be insane according to memetic principality. BUMP
Noah Ramirez
It certainly doesn't help their obesity and diabetus epidemic
Justin Reed
>No guess again
James Richardson
>So what do we do?
Carson Morris
hopefully the TrumpQT was not hurt
Brandon Hughes
ANOTHER bump & run!
Hudson King
Gots da beetus.
Landon Morales
>smell coming from basement
Connor Garcia
>car speeding in reverse
Lucas Price
Car speeding in reverse
Elijah Scott
Bamp
Samuel James
The 4th approaches and then a full moon
Daniel Morales
Tomorrow. Lots of "happy" people going through Diversey.
Gavin Lopez
>Hit and run >Offender came back drunk
Ryder Anderson
>threw his bed away in the garbage
Camden Cruz
yea those happy boys will be out all weekend
lots of drunk white girls too
after dark the dindus come out to victimize them all
Hudson Butler
How many of them do youu think are going to get BLACKED?
Gabriel Lee
its mostly homoniggers and transniggers so i would guess not many. they prefer violent robberies to crushing puss
Jaxon King
Rahm cooking the books. any word on the lawsuit to force federal oversight of the CPD?
