Why can't the USA be more like britain? Y'all need more Indian/Pakistan immigrants

why can't the USA be more like britain? Y'all need more Indian/Pakistan immigrants.

Curries and Biriyanis are the shit!

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>Not eating poo stew daily

That looks like someone just emptied their bowels into it.

>Are the shit
Like literally! They don't wash hands when they make that! And if you force them to sanitize their toilet paper hand you will be fined for being a fookin rasist n sheit.

We don't need immigrants to learn how to make food. We have google

just get paste at the international store, maesri is good enough
what do you eat D:

Indian food is good, as long as you eat it blindfolded. Holy shit, does it look unappetising.

It looks like literal shit. No thanks snaggle tooth.

Is that the chamber pot you guys use instead of a loo?

Real poo in stew is usually horrible, we just stole the idea and invented our own.

> Chicken tikka, the only curry that matters.

Have you seen beef stew? Europeans are the kings of eating feces

Suuuuuure

That said the curry niggers actually cook well if the ingredients aren't literally toxic. They can turn shit into something actually tasty

Indians yes.

Indian food is shit

If you think indian food is good, you don't know how good foos tastes.

Anybody that claims Indian food is not good does not know what he is talking about.

>Flavour of Asia

They definitely taste like shit.

>People think we only invented one curry.

Toplol at least half the curries you get in 'Indians' were invented by british army chefs to cover up the taste of rancid meat.

Says the retard who's food only consists of flour tomatoes and cheese. Go kys.

I made curry for dinner tonight AND last night, one beef and one chicken, and I'm Scottish and Ukrainian. It's delicious. There's an argument to be made for "eating foreign food is them colonizing us" and that's one of the reasons I don't support any of the million shawarma places in my city, but properly made curry is god-tier.

Nah, spics may need to go back but at least they can create food that doesn't look and smell like it came out of a diaper and don't routinely form white girl sex slave rings. Shitskin papists don't behead our soldiers either - they just behead each other.

I pity said foo

japanese curry and thai crab curry are best curries honestly

butter chix is the shit, literualllllllllly

Why do americans act as if they aren't BLACKED as fuck?

tbqh indian food is god tier

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fuck off, quit making me hungry

In what sense are we blacked dago?

do racists on this board not eat things because they don't like the people that invented it?
are people actually stupid enough to avoid enjoying something because people they deem "inferior" enjoy it?

curry is fucking delicious you stupid mongrel wannabee nazis
>but it looks like poo!
so does chocolate ice cream and a lot of fine cheeses are covered in mold

fuck off, we're full.

No thanks. I prefer to get my diarrhea from taco bell.

>eats taco bell
>literally some of the worst slop you could ever eat
>gets diarrhea
sucks to have weak genetics senpai

Your country is filled to the brim with niggers and migrants.

It can't be helped
youtube.com/watch?v=vZkjRVjge0g

Looks like fucking shit, fits perfectly edited into a toilet

Sharts really can't into hot and spicy food. Pic is as far as they'll go

WEW LAD

so can chocolate ice cream and chili and gravy

your shit looks like gravy?

Says a guy from a country that adds sugar to ketchup to make it sweet.

>LOOL POOO POOO POOOPPPPEEEE XDDDD FARRRTT
Meanwhile top quality American cuisine that definitely does not look like shit

>Curries and Biriyanis are the shit!
Indeed that pot looks like someone shit in it.

that looks fucking nasty

Nonsense it also looks like they mixed some plastic shopping bags into their poo stew.

doesn't defeat the argument sorry

if your shit looks like that curry then you have severe digestive system problems and you're likely sick
but yes poop can in fact look like gravy

>Your country is filled to the brim with niggers and migrants.
You should talk, Italy.

we have plenty of mud people food from south of the boarder and potato famine leftovers

Sloppy Joes are awesome.

>he doesn't live in a metropolitan American city
>where we have every culture represented every 6 blocks.

must be droll to be soooo provincial

Luckily there's been this new invention called "cookbooks". You can have all the exotic food you like without needing streetshitters around

you type like a redditor
and your shits all retarded

Why do all paki kids talk like Frank Bruno?

so is curry
go to an authentic indian or japanese restaurant and try it

>accidentally types too much spacing
>"REDDIT"
>"REEEEEEEEEEE"

doesn't mean mean sloppy Joe's don't look like sloppy shit

its not just your spacing, its your tone
>LE NO, LE SORRY XDDDD
>I TAKE MY POSTING VERY SERIOUSLY XDDD
kill yourself my man

but food is the ingredient for shit

then that poo becomes a plant

and that plant gets eat by an animal

and then animal gets eat by other animal and maybe sum plants this time

but it will always become poo

it is the circle of poo

>putting commas in his sentences
wait a minute... YOURE FROM REDDIT!!!!

you want to take this outside faggot because we can do that

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1v1 me irl faget ill rek u

looks like shit; keep your retarded niggers we have enough.

Looks like fucking shit kek,

lets see who gets a turtle shell kicked up their ass

I don't trust any food made for me by a foreigner. I worked in a chinese takeout place for a while and the conditions were fucking disgusting, put me off them for life

As soon as I saw this thread I knew it was going to be nothing but burger shitposting but to be honest authentic Indian curry is amazing, it's way better than britbong "curries" and even our japanese curry (which just derives more from the britbong variety itself). A good creamy butter chicken indian curry is a bowl of pure bliss. I'm sure fats will just look at the color and try and make some crass jokes but you really don't know what you're missing.

And all our indians know how to poo in loo because we only take in the best and brightest.

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Indian =/= Pakistani

Hindu =/= Muslim

Nice try tho Muhammad

you already fucked up i win

Lowclass pakistani food made by third worlders with zero knowledge of hygiene. I'll pass thanks a nice Portuguese Vindahlos over subhuman food anyway.

kek what a great show

man i wish i could be as cool as you ... maybe one day
anyways.... back to curry

nononononon
japanese curry is delicious in its own right
it may be more tame then indian curry but it is also delicious
indian curry is great sure but japanese curry has its own special charm
the only curry i don't like is fucking... filipino curry
their curry is absolutely disgusting

Fucking TOP KEK

i do that with bbq sauce...mmmmmmm

Top kek I'm a manlet too but if I was wearing those clown shoes I would be at least as tall as the tranny

It's almost like you are being retarded on purpose
i dont give a fuck who its made by, curry is made better by Americans and not paki niggers or poo in loos

it is a poorly made massala

t. ive cooked indian food for 5 years

>american curry
>aka indian curry made by white americans
you sicken me

fuck y'all man

straight fuck y'all

you don't need to import rapists and feces to your streets to cook that.

i mean... im pretty sure there isn't "American" curry
i'd be willing to try it if there was but as far as i know its just mediocre less spicy indian curry