Preuße/pol/ - (Brit/pol/) - No Country For Anonymongs Edition

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>Anonymongs bow to Preuße
>in contact with YKTD
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls Brit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first Tunnocks factory on Mars
>owns basically every shitposting VPN on Earth
>first designer babies will be Preuße Babies
>said to have 220+ IQ
>ancient Paki scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Anonymongs and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns meme R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Preuße cummies inside you right now
>Preuße is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>learned fluent Polish in under a week
>nation states entrust their rare Pepe reserves with Preuße. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Preuße
>17 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>in reality, a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Preuße bang to the end of the universe
>Preuße will guide Brit/pol/ into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>Queen reported to police for not wearing seatbelt, Civil and criminal proceedings cannot be taken against the Queen in UK law.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502

>Queens Speech Bill-by-bill Quick Rundown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339564

>Labour and Lib Dem Peers plot to sabotage Brexit
express.co.uk/news/uk/819894/theresa-may-brexit-house-of-lords-boris-johnson-jeremy-corbyn-labour-lib-dems-uk-eu

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

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fags out
anime is gay
low iq plebs fuck off

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>t. low iq pleb

egofags
anime posters
nuflags

GET OUT

Reminder if your trip doesn't start with R you're only making brit/pol/ worse

Thanks

first for the corbster cheekily waltzing into number 10 later this year

manchester raising the game against east sussex's rainbow diversity car

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You're just saying the German word for Prussia over and over, which is frankly not the worst thing you could do.

off yourself lad

What are you talking about self awareness to me for? Aware of what? What are you trying to say about me?

I think this is the shittest britpol thread I've ever seen

>tfw trying to tell a retarded he's retarded
Some game I chose to play.

You know that shape game thingy you used to play as a child where you put different shapes into their slots? Bet you always tried to jam the square into the circle slot only to end up crying when it didn't go your way.

How are you celebrating independence day brit/pol/?

>tfw making multiple grammatical mistakes while telling retards they're retarded

W O K E

Well it's been fun but I'm off to bed, don't summon me again you stupid fags if you're going to cry about me showing up in the next thread.

Fucking retards the lot of you.

What is YKTD up to these days?

Hey what the hell? This is how I know you're an autistic, you say these mean things to people and show no consideration for their feelings.

You know what, I wrote that before I read your bog pasta.
I take it back, you're alright.
>ancient paki... haha

@131026629
kys

He's at her majesty's pleasure after running down some Muds and killing one in a transit van.

Wanking to some Kate garraway and Carol vorderman videos on youtube

Painting some 1/100 scale Cromwell tanks.

> INB4 NEET

I have a job to start in August.

Morning lads. Had the best nights sleep in a week last night. I actually slept a full 8 hours without waking up covered in sweat

Worst thread ever.

>pull out of paris bs
>bbc whining about us energy output

radio.garden/live

youtube.com/watch?v=oO6mhVt1W0U

Let this shitty kraut thread die out lads, it's independence day after all.

SAGE AND ABANDON
SAGE AND ABANDON

Fucking hell lads, just has a dream where there was an attempt on lizzie's life and there was open war on the news in London.

Sounds like one of those good ones where you go back to sleep so you can finish it

It was more that the muzzies who assassinated her had nuclear weapons and had the capability to launch them so my dream time was spent in fear with my family

>tfw not banned

Sounds like a good dream, that would be enough to redpill the normies.

Shit Queen. Mediatised and worthless. Turns up wearing a symbolic EU hat and leaves the crown on the floor. Cucks bow to an EU hat.

How was QT last night?

too cool for naked memeing today!

>How was QT last night?

fucking horrible, jerry springer tier BS. A Corbynista actually got tossed from the audience.
TW was god tier red pilling though.

Highlight was a typical loudmouthed leftie getting asked to leave.

My normie friends on Twitter are raging so much today about Independence Day

Got any pics?

Not without publicising to the whole of Sup Forums what my twitter account is. They're mostly raging at me for wishing everyone a happy independence day

Why are you Anonymong, Preuße? Are you banned again? Don't lie about not being naked either, Preuße, you maggot.

Explain yourselves, brits.

Send them this. Sit back and enjoy their anger unfold.

The quote serves as a pretty good explanation.

pretty good protest, actually.
makes the school look completely stupid.

I want to fuck naga mancheti

>I want to fuck ᶰaᵍᵃ manᶜʰᵉᵗᶦ
bender

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I know this isn't technically Britain but the BBC getting wrecked is always worth a laugh, lads

Morning lads and happy independence Day

I find calling it "independence day" a tad ironic since the EU is more dependant on us than the other way round

Based Ed

youtu.be/9_5hVn2S4MM

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

RULE BRITANNIA

Edited this to make it Independence Day themed

Got a bad back

God save Are Nige.