Mary was a virgin

>Mary was a virgin
>Her womb impregnated by god himself
>And not another man

Oh god, Christians actually believe this. Why Jews, why?!

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But pizzagate is stretch?


Nope

Literal cuck religion

It's said that she was impregnated by a Roman soldier and it all turned into a web of lies

I bet you're a nigger using a Nazi flag so you can sleep well at night

Because earth is result of a great explosion, we evolved from humunculus and we evolved each other by ourselves, creating the monkey, then we evolved again to the human-being, but monkeys still exist, GIANTFACEPALM
That's more rational than God, right? Pizzagate fat Mexican white wannabe

Yeah, she got SPQRed and didn't want to admit it.

Repent, atheiscucks

If god is real, then what the fuck was he doing when he created niggers and Brazilians?

>you unironically use a nazi flag

underage b8 sage.

If Mary got impregnated by God (still a virgin) does this mean that Jesus had to break through her hymen to get out?

Hitler only said he was Christian because they were easily manipulated into doing his bidding.

Britain is full of christians and by the lords grace you are turning a cheek on the invasion of your country by the south Asian hordes.

Because it's true.

Yup. Unless that 70 mile donkey ride did.

>britain is full of Christians
are you fucking stupid

theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/12/uk-one-of-worlds-least-religious-countries-survey-finds

>implying your country's values didn't fucking originate from Christian values

Turn the other cheek and forgive while Shahbaz the Somali inseminates your wife.

Brazilians never evolved from monkeys, monkeys evolved from Brazilians.

Most of the population are degenerate and won't stop breeding.

>stop being idiot
>stop being christian

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still Brazilians around?

>Why Jews, why?!
What do you mean? Atheism was the jewish invention

I've thought about this many times.

It seems to me that Mary cucked Joseph with some dude and Joseph being a retard assumed it was "immaculate conception".

Joseph was such a beta cuck that he literally spawned a 2000+ year old religion.

Mary was raped by a Roman soldier. Jesus was born a mischling, an outcast outsider among a people of outsiders, it explains his rejection of his own community and the inversion of their system of values.

C section existed by that time, but probably it's like you say. Also there has been a virgin-ish birth not long ago in africa by a negro woman whose vagina was fused shut by a birth defect. She swallowed semen and was stabbed by a jealous negro and the semen leaked into just the right spot.

They are the half-way point.

How is it rape if she sought out the soldier and let him plough her willingly?

Joseph would be a perfect fit for Sup Forums.

no shit you fucking autist but i actually live here and its SO RARE to actually find a practicing christian it's unbelievable. take your head out your arse and show where you're from you dumb fucking basement dwelling cunt, you obviously know fuck all about the world. btw, pakis are hated here so lel keep crying bout pakis u fuckin rarni faggot

Humans (not BRs) are apes, not monkeys.

Brazilians are still around because some of them failed to evolve into the clearly superior monkey.

>Because all of our mothers and father fucking died after we were born

This is the father of Jesus:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera

Jesus entire perspective makes complete sense when you understand that he is the product of rape between Romans upon Jews. He rejects the ethnocentric racialism of his contemporary Judaism.

EMBRACE YOUR OWN PAGAN ROOTS

only post-dark ages catholics believe God impregnated her. nobody else is that stupid.

Mistranslation, she wasnt a virgin the greek texts say "young woman"

Its literally a cuck religion. Pottery

>lying whore inadvertently creates worlds second most influential religion in order to have a cuck raise her child.
>Child becomes liberal faggot virgin NEET
>Romans exterminate degeneracy
>Right wing christians worship faggot anyway

Can't make that shit up.

>>le old Talmudic lie

What you're trying to say is that hundreds if not thousands of people who saw Jesus back from from death in his resurrected body were actually liers. These people died to tell the world what they saw. Not just this but you're also negating the fact that Jesus fulfilled all Messianic prophecies as he did. You really must be either very dumb or just very misinformed.

Would you die to propagate your Talmudic Jew lie, old of centuries, about Holy Mary not being the new Eve (and fulfilling a prophecy too) but being as you say the victim of a rape?

Try that. I'm sure many Muslims will be happy to kill you in many parts of the world if you said something like that in their faces. (Because yes, even Mohamed wrote that down on his book)

Joseph couldn't even resurrect an erection with """virgin""" Mary after the cucking.

God spoke to him to let him know of what was really happening because he was kinda resolute in repudiating her.

I'm sure your retarded subhuman dad only had an erection with your mother to father you because he was high on crack and raped her nasty STD ridden cunt. Now go back to your basement.

Yeah, god spoke to you too telling you to stay resolute while Jamal tore your wife's ass up, didn't he?

>The amount of false flaging in this thread
Is like you're not even trying anymore.

Nobody believes this.
The Virgin replaces previously existing pagan female idols and goddesses. The Roman Catholic Church just adapted into the existing culture. Women need one of their kind to identify with, a male god is not enough.

Youve built and entire conspiracy around a proven mistranslation and you believe it, this is why everyone hates atheists, so full of yourselves

Are you still here? Haven't decided to die to prove that your atheist conspiracy theories fueled by Talmudic lore are the Truth?

UMA

How is the Algerian coast this time of year? Do you guys have an underground sex industry? I'd like to visit and get my cock sucked by a beurette.

>unironically believing niggers
>using their lies to justify believing in (((Jesus)))

Literally all lies. Nobody saw shit you faggot. It's a fucking story. None of that happened.

That's bullshit from the kike Talmud, and OP is a kike. Those that deny the Divinity of Christ are either Jews or tools of the Jew, as Jews despise Him (they say he is boiling in feces up to his neck in the Talmud, Mary was a whore, etc in it and continue to insult him in their kike media to this day, furthermore Protocol XIV of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion states that they will eventually forbid Christ & Christianity).

If OP were a true NatSoc, he'd know Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, etc were all Christians.


youtube.com/watch?v=0fY1WoIkeAQ

>be me
>be an atheist
>ridicule Christians for virgin birth
>believe entire universe came from nothing

>Some omnipotent being capable of creating universes with a snap of his finger.
>Gives a shit about faggots and if you wank today or if you bring money to your church.

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Before coming to this board, I liked christians. I used to go to church occasionally despite not believing in Jewish fairy tales.

This place has made me realize every christian needs to be exsanguinated.

I can smell the matzo in your breath from here, kike.

it's not so much the virgin birth but the part about mary being a whore and lying to avoid getting in trouble

>48 posts, not one Israeli flag explaining themselves
Typical.
>Hasn't read of Epicurus.
Stop posting anytime. Hopefully, the library at Pompeii has intact copies of the works Christurds practically erased from the historical record.

Go meet your kike in the sky, you non-white 85IQ loser.
Like right now.

Well maybe the whole universe is lying about being a whore to avoid getting in trouble with God?

>posting a .gif of a kike shill
Fuck off Schlomo.

Kill yourself

What is moving the goal post

What's wrong Schlomo, are you mad that JIDF HQ isn't paying you enough?

Joseph was such a fucking cuck.

>h-honey I haven't had my flow in 2 months

>but we havent yet lay with one another yet how can this be? Hast another man's spear sullied they womb?

>uh...shit, fuck....uh...shit...I mean... God did it (fuck I'm an idiot, he'll never believe this). Really, I'm still a virgin and he gave me an immaculate child that's gonna save all mankind (fuck! Shut up you dumb bitch, he's going to beat the shit out of you for making up such a shit story. Should've said we did it when he was drunk or something, fuck!)

>o-okay. God be p-praised...

Kill yourself shitskin. You will never be a human.

You believe in kike fairy tales.
You are the epitome of a good goy

>no ur the jew!

And you're a shitskin mongrel subhuman. I ACTUALLY hate jews. YOU want jew cock in your brown mouth.

Kikes like yourself aren't human, Schlomo.

>Christianity
>Jewish

If you're an atheist you're the goodest of goys with figures like Sam Harris, Bill Maher, Stephen Fry (faggot but Jew tool), Chris Hitchens, etc and other Jews or Jew lovers pushing (((atheism))).

Kek, so you're saying Jesus was like the Jaque Derrida of his day - a resentful outsider kike who subverted his host culture (actual Jews) out of spite? Is Christianity just Jesus Jewing the Jews?

You forgot that in Christian story: Mary's husband had to raise her son.
Plenty of atheists don't believe the Universe came from nothing. They believe it was always there and experiences cycles of rebirth.
Go for the Kabyles. They want to be adopted in the European family anyway.

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Paul, Mark, Timothy and other apostles were Jewish.

Jehova's witnesses are the only "Christian" group which believes God materialized on Earth to do it himself.
Not a JW myself but the more you know...

Wrong.

Only one of those was a Pharisee and that was Paul (formerly Saul) and by reading Corinthians you'll see him detest kikes. The only other Pharisee (who didn't convert mind you) was Nicodemus who guarded Christ's tomb.

This. Le old talmudic lie about Panthera.

I invite you to defend your superior freethinking ideals by sacrificing your life. Would you die for them?

leftist fedora
this is your board:

You realise all the problems with liberal way of thinking was the fault of atheism right?

>he'd know Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, etc were all Christians.
They were Christians just like Merkel and Schulz are.

Watch The Greatest Story Never Told, or even ask Dennis Wise on Twitter, he'll tell you the same. Or even read Mein Kampf.

>Merkel
Polish crypto Jew
>Schulz
Do I even have to say what he fucking is?

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She was abducted by ayy lmaos from heaven who implanted the seed designed by God into her chacha. Jesus was indeed white confirmed.

Plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses who do door to door visits and hang out around shopping centres, but yes, there's only one very religious Christian woman at my work and there's an equally religious Muslim dude. Interesting bants had in the past to be sure, but not encouraging on the whole.