What instruments does Sup Forums play?

Redpilled instruments:
>Accordion
>Harp
>Bagpipes
>Cello / Violin family
>Classical and Flamenco Guitar
Nigger Instruments:
>Saxophone
>Trombone
>Drums
>Chicken wings
Cuck Instruments:
>Non-classical guitar
>Electronic synth pads
>Bass guitar

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Where does harmonica fit into this?

I play classical pieces on acoustic guitar, flamenco is for fruity faggots that think they're deep, kys faggot

No piano?
FFS Piano is one of the greatest achievements of western culture you idiot.

Nigger obviously.

classical musicians are nothing but trained monkeys who don't understand a note they play and can't groove to save themselves

I play both, however my 1.200 eypos classical guitar is starting to suffer the consequences of flamenco percussion.

Pic related

Drum playing is associated with the highest IQ gains in children of all instruments

I uh...
I play the ukulele
>plz no bully

My dick

I'm a professional bassoonist.
I don't actually exist.

where does trumpet fit in?
Also this

Sitar. Indian music is the shit.

Cello.
Nice!

> he doesn't make beats and rap

I bet you have cute b cup tiddies and love zoey daschanel (sp).

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I'd play their pussies , if you know what i'm saying.
haha just kidding they probably wouldn't even talk to me haha i'm cool about it though haha.

a real musician can play any instrument, the music is between the ears not in the hands.

What does the conductor of the orchestra play?

Nuuskamuikkunen tier

skinflute

Why is saxophone on the niggerlist?
What are you even using as criteria? Price, difficulty to master, historical use or it's just your taste?
Violin, trumpet, harmonica and piano here

keys and guitar

ive always wanted to get one of these

>Indian music is the shit.

yeah, literally.

Do
Your
Homework
Kiddo

Clarinet and bass

>thinking bagpipes are anything other then screechy shittery

What if I play both drums and violin?

I play
Guitars, all sorts all styles
Banjo
Mandolin
Trumpet
Sax
Keyboards
Bass
Drums
Ukulele
Clarinet
Harmonica
Shakuhachi
Tuned percussion

around 150 pro gigs a year

>a real musician can play any instrument, the music is between the ears not in the hands.
This.

Although I could never get the hang of the violin, always sounded like a cat in pain whenever I tried.

Most other instruments I can get a tune out of them if you give me half an hour to fuck around with them.

i used to blew the tuba but now im blewing >chmed

Been playing piano for over a decade, both classical and jazz.

Fact: If you don't learn to improvise, you're not living up to the standards of composers like Mozart and Beethoven. Do you know how many of those guys literally created fugues on the spot?

>Cuck Instruments
>Bass Guitar

Wow fuck you you stupid little faggot you probably spend all day sucking dick and getting nigger cocks stuffed in your ass while you play your violin and harp like a fucking sissy faggot. You have no idea how much pussy I get from playing bass. Nice flag you're probably Swedish or Canadian you stupid little faggot don't ever talk shit about the bass guitar again or I'll fucking kick your scrawny beta male ass fucking faggot go back so sucking cock.

this
and don't forget the greatest improviser of all
J. S. Bach

Fuggg

OP plays the skin flute.

DOOT DOOT

Technical ability and "musical awareness" feed one from another, but since some instruments can take a lifetime to master I wouldn't say that a real musician can play any instrument, maybe fool around with it, but nothing close to dominating it.

cello, piano and clarinet.

Skin flute

>and don't forget the greatest improviser of all
>J. S. Bach

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Saxophone goes hand in hand with nigger cultural music like jazz, funk, R&B. It's essential for non-white music.

>listening to the rap
Go play basketball you chimpanzee

Kek'd

Unrelated shows a brand new guitar

>electric guitar
>cuck tier
Kill yourself, the electric guitar turned nigger music (blues/jazz) into the ultimate white music (rock, metal, etc)

Uillen pipes Master race reporting in

Lmao what the fuck are you talking about

Musical ability and knowledge will take you far, but it will never be a substitute for practice

Looks like I hit a nerve there buddy

You are seeing things through your own limitations and thinking that they are the limits of the world.

they aren't

Holy shit this is the shittiest thread I've ever seen. OP you're a faggot and should be ashamed.

Piano
Trumpet
Pan Flute/Ocarina, lel

squeal like a piggie now boy.

practice yes, both with and away from the instrument(s)

I played the violin mostly, but sometimes a cello

one of my favourite sounds of all

trumpet
drums
classical guitar
electric guitar
bass
baritone
piano

I used to borrow my sister's cello when we were kids. I never managed to get over my dream of having an upright bass, but it sounded pretty decent.

Musicians are generally weak anyways. Not strong like citizens need to be

Got a mate who has an upright bass. Thing is a blast to play.

>no piano
>no organ
>no harpsichord
It's like you don't even western civilisation.

Greek traditional ones (bouzouki etc) and those included in traditional music here, drums, clarinet, violin etc. also acoustic guitar.

I'm currently trying to learn lyra. It's a bitch of an instrument though and there are 2 types Cretan and Pontian.

Pontian is the one I'm learning and it's phychedelic as fuck and sounds like this youtu.be/auahLGxeevQ

I play the 5 string banjo, bluegrass style. Is that redpilled according to you?

git

no balalaika?

bluegrass is redpilled

I've got one of those. Not enough strings for me to want to play it much though.

red necked not red pilled.

I am currently saving up for one (too damn expensive, even for a classical instrument). I have been wanting one ever since I've laid my hands on an electric bass.

A civilization without music isn't a civilization worth keeping.

>red necked not red pilled.

prison

>drums are for niggers

not that common round here
it's just a guitar really

Piano needs to be added to redpilled instruments.

It's hillbilly not redneck, fuckin' foreigners man...

You know it.

Ha ha. good one
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I play the piano, my mum plays the organ at our church.

where the fuck is TRUMPet fit?

I play jazz and spanish guitar, sometimes some thrash/black metal

youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY

POO

just joking

love bluegrass. play a bit of scruggs style myself

Love Tony Rice and Doc Watson

tfw, they will never perform in Russia

Truth is that I never learned music theory and wouldn't ever think os it as a career, I just picked a guitar some day and kept playing.

Pressed string instruments have been ez for me ever since and got into piano and drums too.

Also, shameless self promotion.

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Top tier. Much respect my friend.
Thanks for the kind words.
Banjo is redpilled, even though it supposedly originates from Africa.
Balalaika is red pilled. Sorry I left this out of the list.
Well said.

>no piano
Fucking garbage

>drums are for niggers

Depends how you play

youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E

>no piano

its obvious you can maybe play wonderwall on the guitar and thats about it.

What about accordion?

Trumpet, French Horn, Piano and Banjo

I personally play the violin, but I wish I could play drums like youtu.be/RwOb-AA7by4

Trombone. Will be playing for about 15,000 people tonight. How is the instrument Beethoven called the "voice of God" a nigger instrument?

>implying there's anything wrong with that
youtube.com/watch?v=tzE6ji5FByk

>playing zz top

thise one grinds my gears, all Sup Forums considered listening to anything blues/jazz/rock n roll related should count as guilty pleasure, baka

still I think that Coltrane transcended into higher planes with Love Supreme, same as Thelonious Monk, namely on Monk by himself album

and for fuck sake, I love some Stones, ZZ Top, Motorhead, and Chuck Berry

Nigger flute

Spoiler alert
Flamenco was invented by Spanish gypsies

Christ, you guys will argue about anything won't you?

What about modular synthesiser?

That's gotta be red pilled. you gotta be an engineer to drive one as well as a musician.

Friend of mine plays the accordion (mainly Greek songs from the 50's and 60's). It is slightly niche, but fun nevertheless

i wish i could afford a modular setup it looks like fun

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The full orchestra is one of the western worlds crowning achievements. How about conducting?