Hey guys I just saw this alarming thread on reddit.com. we're not giving it too much attention because we have some good sean spicer gossip, but I really hope Bernie makes it through all of this ok.
i mean, this is really all we have left. nobody will vote for a kamala, a pocahontas, or that fucking black muslim, so we've been hoping that bernie stays alive and stays out of trouble
actually, how's loretta lynch doing lately? maybe she can take the baton
Justin Johnson
Ayo foma bernie sanda voter here glad watchin dis ol craka crash and burn seriously tho we can't let this nigga get his hands on the mic at his rally tho.
Oliver Murphy
Clinton supporter here. We were actually warning the Bernouts that Jane's finances at Burlington College were a mess well over a year ago, but they had their heads way too far up their own asses to pay any attention.
Gotta say the schadenfreude is pretty strong right now.
Dominic Edwards
someones from the bronx
Justin Anderson
Fuck off holy shit.
Oliver Ortiz
>he can't even shill properly
Nathan Watson
My heart pounds with anticipation. Imagine him, cold and alone in a cell, shivering, knowing that his fossil wife is being raped by lesbians in another prison. He feels his like draining away into those walls, the same way the stone bench sucks the heat from his body. He is old. He fought so hard to try and trick children into giving him the power to steal from them--so hard. And in the end, it meant nothing. He failed. Donald Trump won, and now he is there, alone, cold, imprisoned, locked in a cage like his Jew ancestors were locked in concentration camps. He coughs. It is not a healthy cough. He tries to think of the good times, but there aren't any.
He dies, sobbing, crying for his mommy in a cold cell with nobody there to comfort him. He dies the way all thieves deserve to die. Like a bitch.
Parker Nguyen
disenfranchised vermonter liberal here.
GOOD FUCK THEM.
Josiah Young
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Ian Richardson
So what if Loretta, Bernie and Hillary go to jail?
Jose Williams
oy vey
Zachary James
>Clinton supporter here
Enjoy your stay. You'll be redpilled eventually. That's what happens when you expose yourself to unfiltered free speech
Dominic Young
>Enjoy your stay. Don't get your hopes up.
Connor Clark
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Ian Anderson
naw, the leaf is right.
when you stare at the abyss you get an alt-right haircut.
Jose Bennett
Fine by me. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Alexander Butler
I don't know what I'm supposed to feel.
>presents himself as this curmudgeonly penny pincher jewish stereotype >basically kickstarts his campaign through donations from the public >but drives an audi sportscar >then gives all his donated money to Clinton when he bails, and endorses her >and is now under investigation for fraud
what a wild, strange ride.
Noah Myers
What happened to all the money the redditards gave him?
Caleb Gutierrez
>implying Sup Forums is "the abyss"
Elijah Taylor
>guy that wants everything for free under investigation for bank fraud can't make this shit up
Jackson Peterson
Fpbp
David Diaz
It's the price you pay when make a deal with the devil. Crime doesn't pay.
Angel Cooper
>what is a euphemism?
what a faggot.
Nicholas James
>Vermont liberal I fucking hate you so much you are everything wrong with this state T Vermont fascist
Daniel Sanders
>submit to Clinton so you dont end up suicided >karma still kicks you in the head
Jose Roberts
Sanders is the only one under investigation by the IRS. The Senate is looking at Lynch, but Clinton's been investigated to the point where there's literally nothing new to find- and if there was a charge that would stand up in court, Jeff Sessions would have begun prosecution by now.
Caleb Sullivan
>Bernie will go to prison before Hillary after defending her on her emails I love this fucking timeline, the democrats will implode if he gets knocked out of power.
Isaac Russell
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Evan Butler
I think what the retard is trying to say is hes been here for awhile via the use of old memes
Blake Sanders
>quoting Nietzsche makes you smart
Asher Rogers
This makes me feel really good. But kill yourself for linking to reddit.
Wyatt Hernandez
GIB FREE COLLEGE MONEY TO MY WIFE
Isaac Hughes
Both those old kikes should die in prison!
Noah Evans
dude free shit lmao
Nicholas Parker
Hillary voters have been here since the beginning? Wow. I have no idea why these people stay here. It's like they've stumbled into something that offends them yet they can't look away.
Austin Green
naw, it is knowing what a euphemism is, dipshit.
jesus fuck you kids.
Sebastian Evans
Some of us have been shitposting long before your containment board was but a glimmer in moot's eye
These days though I'm mostly here to shill for Macron and
R A D I C A L C E N T R I S M A D I C A L
C E N T R I S M
Oliver Flores
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Chase Williams
Poor guy.
Asher Hernandez
Former Bernout here.
Let him rot, and good riddance. The traitor showed/reaffirmed his colors when he jobbed for shillary.
Hope that beach house was worth it.
Mason Williams
you spelled neoliberalism wrong
Austin Smith
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
Adrian Scott
lekeke
Robert Martinez
he also has blood on his hands after that one Republican got shot
Parker Brooks
The poor libshits who sacrificed a few dimebags and gave to the Jew. Then Hilldog steals the primary. Then Bern gets lakehouse. Now bank fraud.