You can have 1 scoop

You can have 1 scoop.

You can have 3 scoops.

But you CANNOT have two scoops, Donald Trump!

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I'll have one scoop for each gender

Stay mad, you unfunny "comedian". And get your ears fixed, holy shit.

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DRUMPF NO SCOOPS 4 U XD

>mentions 1 and 3 scoops
>post number only has 1s and 3s in it

I'm sure that's just a complete and total coincidence.

>world apocalypse as Gaia gets covered in infinite scoops of frozen deserts.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

wew

Can I get a quick rundown on this?

are u sure?

4 SCOOPS C'MON!

Were they making fun of her, or were they being serious?

It's hard to tell anymore, I'm pretty sure I died in my sleep sometime ago and am really living in hell.

>You can have 1 scoop.
>You can have 3 scoops.
>But you CANNOT have two scoops, Donald Trump!

He can have two scoops as he fucking pays for it.
That's right, he pays.
I read once that the president gets billed for all the food that is served in the White House.
Look it up, faggots.

This seems so autistic.

>This seems so autistic.
Nb4 brown cow white cow / thread

Include me in the screencap xd

2 SCOOPS TOO MANY!!!

>Donald Trump had chocolate cream pie and a scoop of chocolate and vanilla ice cream
Trump is the BLACKED poster

I didn't fully register Colbert in the picture from the corner of my eye, and I read that in John Oliver's voice.

GINGYSTORK DOKKINTROPP, DOUBLESCOPP RUSSIA SCHMOOCHIEBOOKINS SWEETYPIE, IMPEACHEMENT AT ANY MOMENT

SKEWB TROOP, WE'RE GETTING CALLED BACK INTO ACTION! WE CANT LET THIS GUY GET HIS HANDS ON THOSE CONES! REPORT!