What if Sup Forums owned 6 Hind attack helicopers? (except the leafs)

I bet if each of us threw a dollar in we could do it. Wouldn't hurt to have these available to us when the crusade/civil war/right-wing-death-squad/free-speech-rally/(((aliyah)))/jihad/nazi/rake action starts.

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only $4m

I would think obviously America would get one, and the UK another. America all the rest. Unless day of the rake.

your math leads me to believe there's 4 million people browsing Sup Forums

There will be when they see our awesome attack helicopters.

/Biz/ is the true richfag board

richfags already have their own helicopters. We do not.

Stop with the "except the leafs" ok? We're not all a bunch of fuckheads, I guarantee it. Lots of us really wish our country was different, and it actually was, no fucking shit man. It's so strange how it change over night. We used to be a bunch of loggers who weren't into all that fairy shit & whatnot. It's so hard to believe how my country seemingly changed overnight. It seems like overnight anyway.

No Hind until you oust Trudeau at least

A Slovakian Hind. Cool man, I'm half Slovakian.

What's the other half?

Irish & Ukrainian

What are you?

start a crowdfunding campaign to buy alex jones a hind

I'm a basketball american, but I'm also half potato nigger.

Ukrainian citizens crowdfunded some military drones.

I always thought it would be fun to try and do the same thing with a surveillance drone, then fly it over Area 51 or Wright Patterson or Dulce as high and as fast as possible and livestream that shit with the full knowledge its gonna get fucked up (because who cares, its crowdfunded and would be awesome) just to see what kinda footage we could get and how close.

I'll bring some whiskey or Slivovitsa, you bring some good fried chicken, we'll have a good time. with our two seat chopper.

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I believe that is a jet exhaust with a weather plug installed.

we need meetups before we start giving fucking armor away to random people

to easy to infiltrate if we can't see each others faces.

Alright! We're already learning! How much money have we raised, and should we consider a navy as well?

Main rotor blades for an Mи-24 can run upwards of $140,000. There will probably be more costs than just that, anyway.

Why? So he can shout a random bunch of cuck nonsense while he takes Zionist dick in his ass 500 feet above ground?

Hes literally Obnoxious Billy Mays and only interested in water filters sales to dumb cunts.

Do you think LTE will work up in the chopper?

Naw it's a helipu$$¥

Dude, in the 90s everywhere i went in Canada felt like i was just hanging with some country boys that pronounced shit wrong. Wtf did happen to your country boys?

It needs a stingray to jack handshakes for free unlimited LTE

Aren't we all just random people at the end of the day?

Delusional fuck, it's never going to happen

You do know that if you buy a black market hind chances are it's irradiated right?
It'd be legit cancer

>buying a hind when Snake can shoot it down with a stinger he stole from the armory

I don't think eBay is allowed to sell radioactive material, and weren't the irradiated ones all Ukrainian and Russian?

Kill yourself Natscientologist faggot. Xenu and his evil jew army will oppress you forever.

no soros, you can't have our helicopter

>only interested in water filters sales to dumb cunts.
not true. He's also interested in cramming male supplements down their throats.

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I wouldn't go anywhere near an AT BEST Russian surplus (God help us if it's Ukranian or Angolan surplus) helicopter maintained and crewed by Sup Forumslacks.

I don't think old Jewnazi would be posting on Sup Forums to get surplus attack helicopters. Seems to me he probably already has an entire fleet and navy.

>Crowdfund a high-altitude drone
>Use it to drop a GoPro + tiny parachute into Area 51
>????
>Profit

It would be more cost effective to have a drone fleet than to maintain 6 hinds.

Apart from the initial hind purchase you would also need:
>costs of transporting helicopters to final destination
>spare parts if not included with purchase, or else you would have to sacrifice one of the hinds for parts leaving you with at most 5 operational
>Pilot training
>Command and control coordination costs to plan flights, attacks etc
>A large enough space to house the helicopters and possible protection from attack
>A large enough office so Sup Forumslacks can sit inside and jerk off to mongolian goat feet porn while arguing about who will be the supreme air marshall commander

Call me when you have a rescue drone that can air-lift anons

I almost bought one for 263,000 a few years back.

Decided to buy an extra house instead.

Vacuum your carpet.

I can pilot the heli, we would take out all asians

Spare some change mister?

When the hinds start falling out of the sky due to no maintenance you won't have a rescue option either way.

what model?

260k seems low unless it's a little robinson or something.

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Will you buy steam games for me.

Come home my slav

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Get a job, nitwit.

fuck you and your POS hind


make way for alpha gunship

Who wants a tornado? Only 20,000 pounds.
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if Sup Forums went to war together, we'd never make it to the real war because we'd end up just killing each other.

A HIND D?!

I'd rather have a boat.

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LTE would work in the chopper for sure. Jets no, because at that speed you are out of range of the tower before the tower could even authenticate your signal. Chopper should be no problemo.

Where in Canada were you? It's a big place, things are a lot different depending where you are.

I've been to the old country to visit my relatives. I had a really good time and I loved it there.

I'd sink all of the NGO boats ferrying the terrorists into europe

Glad to hear that. Where do they live?

these would all be perfect examples of things we could do with 6 Hinds.

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Nice digits.

Bratislava, Nitra, Novaky. I got to see a quite a bit of the country. my relatives introduced me to a girl and she took me on a tour all over the place. She even snuck into the girls dorm at the university in Nitra and I slept there once. Partied in an underground nuclear bunker that was turned into a nightclub. Saw all kinds of castles and stuff. Tasted all kinds of food, I just love Halushky, it actually reminds me of poutine except maybe better. The chicks are very hot there, the beer is the best and the people are really nice. You have a good country.

I would finally be with my own kind.

>only $4m

A Spetsnaz commander will give us one for free as a down payment if we can take over a DARPA facility and hand over an experimental weapon.

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>Dude, in the 90s everywhere i went in Canada felt like i was just hanging with some country boys that pronounced shit wrong. Wtf did happen to your country boys?

Post-modernism/Post-Structuralism/Progressivism/Critical Theory promoted by people in the government, media, NGOs and academia which collectively uses "political correctness," a.k.a. partisan tolerance, to repress any dissent to degenerates picking away at the foundations of Western Civilisation.

hell you could use a dingy with a 50cal on it

90% of the white men and 65% of the white women are racist here, and it grows daily

Yeah Halushky are heavenly food. Girls are hot as fuck, there is also a song called Bratislavské dievčatá - Bratislava girls.
Lol yes that bunker made into a club has seen shit. It's rather infamous club, full of druggies.

Thanks bro, GDP and economy is pretty shitty here. Handouts for gypsies, which we can do nothing about, because EU starts chimping out about tolerance and racism and threaten us to stop giving our politician money, which they all steal anyway. Slovakians work pretty hard, but there is always one party, that rules for about 3 electoral terms and totally destroys this country. Everything is corrupt. But despite that, there are still good opportunities for work, and i like it here.

Some government employee today got in shit because he thought he was texting a coworker. He said he was on a reserve and got yelled at by a "rabid squaw" . lololol Except he texted the wrong number and it was actually the rabid squaw who was the recipient. saw it on the news, it was hilarious, no kidding.

Get out of the house, man. Consider getting a job.

lol, similar stuff has happened to me. I got confronted and laughed in their face. Too bad the politician is going to be strung up at the gallows for this.

kinda weird that he got in the chopper while he already had metal gear. It's almost like... it was a weapon that could surpass metal gear.

inb4 any of u autists here on Sup Forums would be able to pilot a hind ever

I really want to return one day, I miss it and I miss my relatives that I met there.

Our economy is not exactly getting much better here either. A few decades ago one relatively well paid working man could easy buy a house and support a big family. It's not like that anymore, it's a thing of the past. I know Slovakians work hard, I saw that. Our Injuns are like your cigany, getting handouts left right and centre and some of them get filthy rich by being crooks. Unfortunately everywhere is corrupt. One thing Slovakians have that Canadians don't is a real identity and a culture that they want to preserve. I envy that. And it's tough to find work here, at least where I live. All in all, you and me both have it pretty good compared to most people in the world. Lots of the world is quite hellish, but not like that for us thankfully. But I will go back to Slovakia one day.

A HIND D?

Oh yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get my mom to try and make some halushky. I bet that stuff would catch on here in Canada.

You saw that too huh? Yeah I was looking for a screenshot of that text, that was priceless. When I saw that happen I actually had a feeling like "thank God some people in the government are still sane and realize who they are dealing with" I think you know what I mean.

I have also seen different tanks and apc's for sale here in Europe for as little as 6,000 USD, For instance i saw a BTR-80 with a pricetag of 7,500 USD ex-army but this was years ago don't know if they still are for sale but something like an APC would definantly be realistic to buy loads of if Sup Forums crowdfunded it.

OY VEY DONT FORGET THE 6 GORILLION GOY

>Buy an APC
>load it full of firepower
>roll through a rapefugee infested part of Stockholm like Husby
>Fire at will !

Be a good swede for once

Did you not play the game?