Tfw 26

>tfw 26
>tfw cant swim
>tfw cant drive
>tfw 4 inch penis
>tfw broken teeth
>tfw manlet
>tfw autistic
>tfw cant play the politics game because im literaly retarded
>tfw extremely abusive childhood

Can you get a firearm?

the only things that can't be fixed is manlet, small dick and probably autism

how can you not even swim

yes


Are you telling me to kill myself?

I tried to be successful in life but im just going to read and read and not feel entitled to stuff so i dont get dissapointed when i fail

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instead of deleting threads why dont mods just move them to their appropriate board

Does this offend people?

don't worry
yellow stone will erupt soon and civilization will collapse

That dick though

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Not that I've seen, but it's current year...so...

>25 year old
>3 children
>divorced
>wife cheated with a black guy
>living in an low resident apartment
>no friends
>some shitty office job
>gets shouted on by boss and other co workers
>tfw life

Start running

this sounds like your average pol user

Yeah but are you redpilled?

neck yourself then your nightmare will end

Sort yourself out.

Why do that when you can carve your name into the history books?

Shooting up a school wont put you in history books anymore.

Its been too overexposed. Did you know henry ford was worth over 118b and he is rarely talked about anymore?

Henry ford had a shit personality but was powerful enough to run for president.


Literally the only way to be in history is to somehow become an enemy of the jews lile hitler.

No don't fucking shoot up a school you sperg. Jesus Christ that's why you're so fucked up, you're brain just immediately goes to something so shitty and trivial.

>yellow stone will erupt soon and civilization will collapse
umm, no, giant radioactive dinosaurs will emerge from the sea as a metaphorical manifestation of a national subconscious existential dread.

Are you trying to play a mind game or something?

cant you just learn a trade and get stable income and shiet?

become a plumber, income grows overtime and you can choose to assume more responsibility (ie, have your own co, etc) in the future if you want

summerfag detected
there's a thing called sarcasm

then what are you telling him to do?
4 inch penis here aswell, having a bad fucking life,
all in one night 3 months ago
>i lost my car due to head gasket breaking
>bought a lottery ticket lost
>got stung by a giant black bee
it fucking blows i hate it i might kill myself if shit doesnt get better im stuck in a shit hole of a home.

im a 6'4 chef at wendy's with a 9 inch dick making 140k a year AMA

At least youre white

At least youre white

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I am the opposite of all of these except I'm 27.

Still a failure.

Can I get extra large fries too? Thx

Math major 300k starting any job I want, 7', 13 inch dick reporting in.

Why run if I'm not getting anywhere?

Keep larping, hans

>average american

>can't swim
How's that possible?

my guess is he's a nigger

Sounds especially like your average internet fascist.

>black
>4 inch penis
>live in black neighborhood surrounded by niggers
>manlet
>cant fix cars
>cant trade stocks or save money
>shit job
>losing hair
>big ears
>dont know how to do laundry
>anime addiction
>i watch riced, beaned, and bleached porn

so you are the average american?

what do internet fascists and internet communists have in common?

Both are neet virgins who believe in failed socialistic ideas.

>bought a lottery ticket lost
whoa dude i'm so sorry

Just fuck traps

I'm not a NEET, I'm not a virgin, and I don't believe in failed 'socialistic' ideas - I believe in a socialism that has yet to be fully realized. What do you believe in?

>a cunt like this is aloud to own a firearm
the US is a lost cause

Private property rights and liberty.

Socialism was fully realized in the USSR. The means of production was owned by the ruling communist party, dipshit. You can start a worker-owned conglomerate commune in a free society. Look at the communes of the 1960s that sprouted up. Jamestown even started as a commune. Communism has never worked because it rewards failure.

>tfw 26
>tfw cant swim
>tfw can drive, but no license
>tfw 6 inch penis
>tfw broken and crooked teeth
>tfw tallet
>tfw autistic
>tfw cant play the politics game because I'd get killed by jews in a week
>tfw harsh childhood in a 2nd world slavistan country

*allowed