Visit relatives in America

>visit relatives in America
>we go to a restaurant
>Americans only do this once a week, I am not sure why at first
>the menu and prices are triple what they are in Japan
>there are nine type of hamburger and fries but the restaurant is Italian
>Spanish family arrives and their kids run around the restaurant screaming all evening
>waitress appear once to take orders, once again to deliver food and never seen again
>portions are too large and everything is covered in salt
>family pay one hundred dollars for three people and tipping the waitress 15% of this number
>as we go back out to the car hear gunshots in the distance

>visit Japan
>get lung cancer from Chinese air

what the fuck kind of people do you expect to work at a restaurant? Half the employees are felons

Asian americans are bad at life, they took you to a shit restaurant

>only 15%

>Be America
>Nuke Japan
>Twice

>Weak Japanese beta can't handle American lunch, too much radiation make peepee small.

>be weeb
>be visiting japan
>LARP shitpost on Sup Forums

Kek

>american education
The Air in Japan was really great when I was there, and it was during the massive beijing smog crisis

What part of America Nippon?

California by chance?

>go to American restaurant
>all employees are felons or black

>me chinese
>me play joke
>me put pee pee in your coke

>felons
>or black
Pick 2

I can tell you that the grave shift at gas stations are a honeypot for drug addicts.

>only 9 burgers
>not firing a few rounds into the sky while walking to your car

I don't know what kind of commie faggot shit hole you went to, but this is not ok

i think they got enough cancer on their own, 2 nukes, fukushima?

>live in the U.S
>everything is awful an ruined by niggers

Its only funny if you can fucking escape.

>>there are nine type of hamburger and fries

I'm not going to lie, when they run ads showing 6+ different burgers I'm like fuck yeah!

That's what happens when your relatives live in Cuck Angeles, Cuckifornia

>tipping at all

>kekistan flag
>calling anyone else a beta

Fake as fuck.

We Americans always clap after a meal. You'd know that if you REALLY visited America.

>oy vey no matter what you do goyim never let you political views be known in public it's embarrassing right?
Gee whiz, you sure are smart mistah

>japan
>complain about salt

retarded weeb tourist shithead

>visit Japan summertime
>get a qt 3.14 nip spotting me
>get to know and date her
>search for a job
>easy to obtain as I am an skilled engineer
>work visa.jpg
>stay in Japan
>planning to marry my qt 3.14 nip gf
>nationality
>mfw Europe is lost
>mfw I just saved my life and my future offspring lifes

>Be at home
>Never visit a Restaurant

>Be on Holiday
>Never visit a restaurant
I can cook why should I spend money for that 5 illegals and three Hungarians have a job and a disgusting Boomer can make Holidays in Thailand fucking Children.
Boycott the Gastronomy

>waitress appear once

a new challenger appears