INDIA: BABY BORN WITH TWO MINDS IN SAME BODY

>INDIA: BABY BORN WITH TWO MINDS IN SAME BODY

>Mumbai| Doctor Jagadhish Parsa, who assisted yesterdayin the birth ofa baby born with a rare malformation causing him to havetwo distinct brains crammed insidehishead,claims that the newborn could be a unique case oftwo separate mindssharing a single head andbody. Tamish and Rajiv Mukeherjee were born at 09:10 AM at the Saiffe Hospital, after a long and complicated surgical operationmeant to extract them safely fromtheir mother’s womb.
worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-baby-born-with-two-minds-in-same-body/

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Too many poo in the roads?

>das it mane

>India develops double-brained super-geniuses

We're finished.

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

GALAXIES

It's two children with the same skull not a baby with two minds
Why journalists are so cancerous

IT MUST NOT BE TRUSTED!!!

His computing power has been doubled, soon India will be able to calculate poo trajectories in to loos with 100% accuracy.

ITS FUCKING HAPPENED

tfw to smart too have one brian

with two indians brains the kid might achieve an astounding IQ of 90

Quick, Raj, ask it questions about the future of India before it passes

I though that kid was dead

WE DID IT BROS

>worldnewsdailyreport
stop shilling your literal fake news website here, retard. that picture is of a waterhead that's been posted here dozens of times

That's an Agent Orange baby in Vietnam OP.

tfw brainlets tell me too poo in lo

>tfw to intelligent

that won't survive long

>to smart four one brian

>tfw Indians are to smart

Global superpower by 2030

>yfw indians deliberately eat shit in order to genetically mutate and produce super humans which they will then worship as gods

>tfw too intelligent to poo in loo

CHECKED AND KEKED
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proof that pajets are the real aryan master race

>too inteligent meme IRL

STOP FUCKING POSTING SATIRE ARTICLES FROM A SATIRE SITE.

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>Be born with two brains.
>Everyone expects you to be super clever.
>Both brains are retarded.

This is all bullshit. The kid had hydrocephalus which caused her head to swell three time it's normal size, not two brains. That's just fluid around her skull. They fixed it.

>tfw to intelligent to have too budies

Twice as dumb as a regular pooinloo

Why the fuck do Indians have so much deformities?

ayyy

Shitting on an infinite loop in 6 dimensions.

AYY LMAO

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Yes she died a few days ago and she didn't have two brains.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621264/Indian-girl-rare-condition-dies-suddenly.html

the best tech support you will ever get

ayy :(

CHECK EM'

well is it actually two minds, or just two brains that function as one mind? does the dude have two people inside his head like a siamese twin?

Because when there are 1.3 billion of them and lower health standards, naturally you're going to have more, both in total and per capita.

Cousin fucking + pregnant ladies swim in gutters for a living

Slim Whitman on loudspeakers, ASAP!

That's fucked up

Why does shit like this always happen in India?

KEK wills it. We are making memes reality

>TFW too smart to poo in loo

>tfw too intelligent to poo in the loo