Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?

Is America capable of inventing anything by itself?

Nukes, the world's biggest national debt, and statewide obesity

Whatre you gonna do about it

we invented computers

/thread

What's this about Trader Joe's renaming pigs in a blanket and trying to pass it off as their own idea?

Give them credit - they did invent this drink.

>renaming pigs in a blanket
pits in a blanket are little cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon.

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Freedom

In the UK, they call them "Mohammad in a White Child".

>muh cultural appropriation
deal with it

Play-Doh.

"da white man be keeping us down"

No, that would be gravity

>british cuisine

>American cuisine

Your item using the name makes no sense. Bacon doesn't look like a blanket, and is also made of pig.

Sounds about right, Americans are masters of theft and larceny.

>Muh American as apple pie

>wrapped in bacon.
Where I grew up it was crescent-roll dough you'd wrap 'em in to make pigs in a blanket, but fuck bacon sounds amazing too.

>what are metaphors

>Nukes
German scientists who just so happened to be in America because of WW2
>world's biggest national debt
Jews
>statewide obesity
I'll give you that one

>flavoured
>American

Why are Americans wrong about everything?

>flavoured
>knob
Spelling aside, "knob" is a quintessentially British word. I've never heard an American speak it

we've got processed versions of everything what of it?

>white people close to the average
>compose 62% of population
>spics are 30%
>nogs are 15%
>LOL LOOK AT THOSE FAT MINORITIES! WHITE MEN THIN

Imagine some fat """""white"""" Americans jumping around for joy at the prospect of putting a sausage in some pastry and thinking they've struck gold.

God it's weird how language changes over time, this is barely legible to me.
We made our own country, with blackjack and hookers. That are delicious btw but I've never heard of those being called pigs in a blanket.

what's this type of dough called?

Sheeeit

>reverse image search shows it's from Australia
KILL YOURSELF

Filo pastry, probably

Would also like to know this, looks like a biscuit of some variety.

this thread is dumb

>mfw Euros have been sticking their sausages in each other's tight pastry holes for years

***if it's a good 'n' proper sausage roll

Californians are very special people.

We ate those in grade school, called em weiner wraps

>looks like a biscuit
holy fuck is this real life

This entire thread full of salty motherfuckers from inferior nations

Stay salty euromong

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You know "biscuit" doesn't mean "cookie" in the states, right Nigel?

they use some shitty Pillsbury pre-made crescent dough. its actually fucking gross. all the pre-made pigs in a blanket are way better than the ones you make yourself because they produce a specialty dough.

>looks at ye olde englishe
>looks at average niggers tweets
Holy shit.
THEY REALLY WUZ KANGZ!!!!11!!

Pizza, chimmi chonga, Chinese food...

southern californias*

I'm not following. This, right? Is that what's wrapped around that dog? Pic related is a biscuit.

Can you really call it a sausage roll if it's made with a hot dog though?

In all fairness, I've never had a sausage roll that was made with a frankfurter or whatever.

This Spar shop I stop at sometimes does these 'Potato dog' things though, pic related. They're damn good.

I would never eat that garbage, even from Trader Jose's

>You know "biscuit" doesn't mean "cookie" in the states, right Nigel?
this is too much

I just realized I've never seen a morbidly obese Asian woman.

>mfw Europe thinks they matter at all

Yeah, these are common in US school lunches.

>t. starves because of potatoes

No, we're strictly an importer, but we will improve it.

this

That's a scone

I have American cousins. Took me out for breakfast one morning and made me try biscuits and gravy. That gravy is disgusting! The waitress told me that its just lard mixed with flour salt and pepper - biscuits were like bloated salty scones. They were fucking terrible.

Trader Joe's isn't even American. It's just the US branch of Aldi Nord

Jefferson != California. San Fraggots is so bad it balances out the entire southern part of the state.

>even the british fell for the bacon meme

Constitutions, trucks, Nukes, guns and much more

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No pic related are biscuits

its a low quality puff pastry.

>mfw america thinks it's a white country

you mean none of the above

>dude meme foods lmao bacon sriracha avocado flyover xdddd

No, those are "pedophile's delights".

We already call those pigs-in-a-blanket.

I don't get it.

>american cuisine
looks like puff pastry

>he doesnt know what rocky mountian oysters are

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You retards are arguing over semantics. Go clean your room.

He/she/the American took one bite

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Easy Nigel, we're more than capable of inventing an orbiting laser that obliterates anyone with weird U.K. teeth.

And who the fuck are you to comment on fucking cuisine?

>nobody in this thread has ever had a Slippery-Pete
Best sandwich

"England has no rival in the preparation of seasoned pork, and her famous bacon, the renown of which is enormous, constitutes one of the greatest discoveries in the science of gastronomy" -
Auguste Escoffier 'Le Guide Culinaire'

American Bacon is absolute shite, its thin, greasy and tough - more akin to salty leather than any real foodstuff.

>Can you really call it a sausage roll if it's made with a hot dog though?
Holy shit, we should try it with beer-brats, I bet it'd be insanely good.
S'cone? Speak english.
it can be done wrong and make the meal inedible, but when it's right it's amazing
Those are cookies

Australia's national delicacy is better.

I've never seen that here.

we invented the english language

The ones marked are cookies, the rest of biscuits.

>Muh American as apple pie

America had to have their apple trees imported from Europe to makes apple pie because America only had the the crab apple which isn't much cop for the ole Applis Tartys

Which is pretty surprising given North Americas broad range of plants and fruits etc

Is that spotted dick behind the can?

how do you make the sprinkles stick. Its a horrible mess!

Does it come like that? What are those ball things called.

WRONG.

how did you manage to butcher a picture like this?

Do you not know what a scone is? and no they are biscuits. Biscuits are crunchy and crumble. A cookies is soft and chewy

You really just need one red circle around the entire picture my man, those are cookies.

your statement contradicts itself.

Butter, margarine, Vegemite, etc.
It's white bread (which is nutritionally the same as cake), covered in butter, and sprinkles

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Those are crackers

A hot dog is legally not a sausage.

It's really fucking stupid to be upset about something as retarded as this anyway. It's some meat in some fucking pastry.

Hey retard, weren't the first Americans English? So I don't see what you're bragging about.