I have found a blemish in my genetic composition. I didn't know I had this. But there it is. I now formally announce my resignation, self-ban, self-reporting, self-quarantine, and total physical removal from Sup Forums.
I have initiated a divorce with my European wife immediately so as not to bring tainted children into the world. She saw the results and she was deeply saddened, but understands the importance of divorcing at this point so that she can be free to find a pure European man and start a strong Christian family.
>thinks this a big deal It's alright man, it's not that bad.
Landon Bell
Op, how did you NOT know by your appearence alone? Says your 70 percent southern european, chances are you have black hair and brown eyes, dont act schocked
Luis Myers
Yeah I got mine back. They said 100% European on the "speculative map", but within that was included 0.1 % ashkenazi which made me kek seeing as it would be incompatible with 100 % European origin. That 0,1 % then disappeared on the "standard" and "conservative" maps. At those a slight increase was instead given to the unassigned DNA. The lower procent-tiles, especially those under 1 % can't be taken that seriously IMO
Dominic Ross
Even 5% African DNA is acceptable for an american mongrel. If you sperg out because "muh 2% african dna!" then I don't know what to say. Someone 95-100% white is white.
James Young
you obviously don't know that a lot of /pol are non white? This is the one place with true equality
Jose Sanders
reminder that britanny venti is only 5% white and looks like a bleached monkey
Owen Evans
Are you even aware that anything under 1% is considered noise? it is noise.
Almost all europeans score some of those bites 0, of pre-history when peoples were in formation.
Zachary Richardson
Ma tutto mazzaro perque negro
Landon Taylor
Fucking niggro fuck outta here, americans will NEVER be white
Benjamin Sanders
t. Gennaro Maria Provenzano
Easton Myers
If it doesn't show up under conservative mode, then it likely isn't real. Their speculative mode is pretty inaccurate. Triplets have been shown to get rather different results with 23andme. Anything
Christopher Campbell
She looks like Ice T
Austin Sanchez
Portughese average 0.5-1% sub-saharan.
Andrew Rivera
This. Hell nearly half of us Americans on here are latinos or hapas
Julian Thompson
>Sub-saharan african descent >US flag Checks out, have a nice life mongrel.
Nathan James
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Blake Hughes
WTF this dumbass board is singlehandedly funding these kikes' DNA harvesting????
Are we that fucking stupid?
Ryan Gomez
yes
Joseph Taylor
user I'm pretty sure you're whiter than 90% of americans browsing right now.
Isaac Ward
One drop. KYS
Justin Russell
nop i doubt any portuguese or spanish would score 1% sub-saharan in 23 and me. they never score that. and btw anything under 1% is noise, i've seen english, french, germans, score those 0,z% bytes of ssa and northaf
Isaac Anderson
I would cum so deep inside her she's get pregnant and then the baby would get pregnant.
Hunter Long
i like that, everyone has shit thrown at them no matter where they are from. love Sup Forums equality
Tyler Anderson
at least you're not me
Xavier Jackson
You know anything under 2% is just guesswork right?
Are there any DNA services with a commitment to privacy? I'm not going to give samples to the literal kikes at 23andme or ancestry.
John Hall
>average american result
Josiah Hall
>dont get on Sup Forums for a month or two >all of a sudden Nazi and Fascist flags breddy cool
Angel Perez
I had a persian girl in my french class back in the day with absolutely huge tits, very light skin, dark hair, total knockout
persians are honorary allies and actual aryans
Blake Edwards
Is this 23andme a Jewish meme? You are sending your DNA away and for all you know they could just do be crunching numbers out their arse and handing it to ya
Angel Martinez
No idea. It was an example from the Anthrogenica link. Given that his Iberian is at 66% and without any native american, I would assume he's a native of Iberia at least.
Liam Jackson
No it dosen't. It means that there is a 51% chance that 1 out of 1024 ancestors of mine 10 generalizations might have been "ashkenazi" , whatever that means. It's a meme anyway seeing as how they aren't a distinctly unique hominid. On the maps with 75% and 90% confidence this dosen't even appears so it is therefore beyond realistic to believe.
Michael Nelson
There is literally nothing wrong with this
Alexander Rogers
>I am physically removing myself from Sup Forums for the greater good Good! If you're stupid enough to believe that genetic test (mainly because you're clueless as to how they really work), then you're too stupid to be here.
Jonathan Gray
It was good knowing you OP. Thanks for doing the right thing.
Jason Lewis
Mine actually made sense from what I knew about my cousins and ancestors
Its kinda cool honestly. They said I had 3rd cousins in Switzerland (they also did 23andme so you can see their results when you get yours and ask them)
you can contact people if you want if they have a certain match % with your own DNA. I didn't realize my brother did it and we matched and it said we were most likely brothers (51% DNA match)
The most interesting part is seeing how far back it can reach and what crazy stuff pops up
Asher Evans
DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW >DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW >DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW >DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW >DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW >DO NOT FALL FOR THE GENE-TESTING JEW
Even the state of Texas was confiscating the genetic material of most newborns in the state. If a bunch of corporatist goyim like us can figure this shit out, then I guarantee you that every gene-testing company is storing your DNA for future use.
Aaron Brooks
you must be dealt with
Austin Nguyen
Reminder that 23andme is a blatant scheme to amass a database of dna and a screenshot of your result percentages is enough to uniquely identify you and link the Internet user to the dna sample.
Your sample will be available to law enforcement agencies on request and the information in their database is also searchable by law enforcement.
You've been warned anons have a fucking pleasant day
Kevin Thompson
Am I a mutt, Sup Forums? Can I participate in the Next Crusade?
Liam Hall
Really? Am the only 100% European in this thread
Samuel Ramirez
1/16th blacks are considered white by other blacks. You can stay, you have nowhere else whiteman.
Carter Phillips
Yeah but you have jewish
Jackson Ward
...
Ian Butler
Jews are European
Jaxon Wilson
>97.9% European >0.02% Nigger >2.08% Unassigned
What...what am I?
Connor Davis
NatSoc was strictly against those abominations "And all that which America did not get from Europe may seem worthy of respect to jewified mixed race, but Europe regards that merely as symptomatic decay in cultural and artistic life, the product of Jewish and Negro blood mixture" Adolf Hitler
Michael Butler
cant you just cut off a toe and excise the darkie part of you ?
Landon Butler
This. Keep fighting the good fight user.
Individuals NOT on 23andme have been compelled under court order to provide DNA in rape/murder cases, simply because a relative of theirs has a close partial match to unknown suspect DNA and gave 23andme a sample.
THIS MEANS LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES ARE ALREADY USING THE DATABASE FOR FISHING EXPEDITIONS. Post this stuff in these threads and watch them slide. Seriously.
Lincoln Brooks
nigger 100% Med/Balkans-free European = White no
Jonathan Barnes
Are the ashkenazi percentages still there on the "standard" and "conservative" estimates? If so you probably have some jewish in you.. I might defend having 0.1 % on the "speculative" estimate only as statistical noise.. but that..
Michael King
Least you're not Jewish...
Jayden Perez
Ashkenazic = part black = black
nigger
Hudson Howard
I am Jewish, I researched my ancestry and my great-great grandmother was a dirty Jew, shocked me when I found out but I've come to deal with it
Aiden Fisher
0.02% nigger seems hardly an impact.
Kayden Collins
you look at this all wrong friend, its not a genetic blemish. it is a genetic trophy that still remains hundreds of years after your ancestors completely outbred some african shitskin and all but eradicated their dna.
Be proud.
Jonathan Richardson
They throw that in there because mainstream science still says we evolved from monkey African men.
DNA is a joke. Watch the 60 minutes special on it.
Evan Hernandez
fuck off to Israel. It will be relatively White-looking in Ashkenazi areas in 40 years still. Unlike Australia
Logan Sullivan
We need every able-bodied man we can get to retake the Enemy's Istanbul beachhead. Europeans of all stripes—Christians, Pagans, irreligious—must unite for our sacred soil's reacquisition. We must befriend East Thracians and Anatolians, breaking the Turkic propaganda which has deluded them into believing that they are Turkic, and not white. Each and every individual who is willing to put effort toward this goal has infused his life with value and worth. Our combined strength willpower shall be unstoppable. Of course you may join us. For the sake of your honor, you must. Pick up a weapon and train. Go to the gym. Network with other like-minded individuals, and meme our true kinship to the Anatolians unceasingly. The only boundary to possibility is defined by perception. We can break that boundary by pouring substantial effort toward this goal. Ave.
Christopher Baker
this
Brandon Bailey
>my great-great grandmother was a dirty Jew Maybe she was a based Jewish granny
Gabriel Torres
There is no fucking grey area. There is only impurity spiral. Quarter Jew, 1/16 Persian, 1/64 Sioux, 1/512 negro; doesn't matter. Bloodline of ancestors is corrupted and genetic pollution is done. Moreover, they will forever carry the genetic memory of high racial treason
Thomas Evans
No. Any such service is required by law to make user data available to law enforcement as evidence. They typically handle this requirement by providing searchable access to the database.
Lincoln Miller
>falling for the one drop rule meme tell me you are trolling. If not, good riddance, kid.
Camden Myers
see you are looking at it like the glass is half empty, you should be looking at it the other way round.
Andrew Brooks
Oy vey, good goy. Believe those results and distance yourself from the nazis, there were no modifications msde to your results. We're all from Africa anyway.
Levi Cook
water + shit = shit Literal degenerate ancestors
Ethan Barnes
>Am...am I white user?
Jeremiah Turner
>water + shit = shit what a retarded analogy, not to mention you're implying that European dna is so incredibly weak that one drop of shit and its fucked forever.
lol.
Justin Brown
I'm sorry to hear that ;
Kevin Roberts
if a man sucks a thousand dicks and builds one bridge, he's a dick sucker.
if a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, he is still a dick sucker.
Camden Hill
Um, no sweetie.
Luke Jones
come to Brazil mane. Down here you just need 80% european heritage in order to be officially white