Mormonism is the last hope for the white raise. Prove me wrong

Mormonism is the last hope for the white raise. Prove me wrong.

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The only white thing i raise is a flag.

i've lived in salt lake city my entire life.

mormons aren't white anymore. all those missionaries go to brown countries. i think it's safe to say the overwhelming majority of new converts are non-white.

What's your agenda, OP?

Tbh they don't look that bad and are probably much better wife material than 95%+ of all white women.

Met a brown Mexican Mormon girl who fucked over 50 guys. Yeah okay.

I'm not sure how you /get into/ being a Mormon.

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>raise

Just delete the thread.

>prove me wrong
okay
deseretnews.com/article/865671591/LDS-church-provides-place-for-displaced-Muslim-community-to-pray.html

>space religion
just let the white race die if this l. ron hubbard shit is it's last hope

GO to a church, give them 10% of your income, swear to have a more restricted life than a Muslim, and wear magic underwear.

i could use a raise op tell me more

>Jewish Adventures IV: Jesus in Space is the last hope

No.

Mormons aren't white. It's like converting to Judaism: you hand in your white card when you get cordycepted.

Thats scientology you fucking idiot

it's literally the same
both are space religions invented by con men

A?

Not white? It's a religion. Not like jew. Worse. But who cares. They stick to and take care of their selves. What else do you want.

Is there a heirarchy where they can be at the bottom?

Don't the Mormons have their own book, aside from the Bible?

Like an addition?

God forbade that.

Wtf is a white raise?

Ablasphemous cult that demands 10% of your labor for the safety of your soul (after Jesus telling you it's free) is the ruin of any society. These people are sick. Joseph Smith was a criminal and a fraud. OP can burn in Hell with him for promoting this bullshit.

>The Book Of Mormon
straight up heresy

Two By Two
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Right, the Old Testament is the only true Bible.

This, OP blew it

>implying
Do you want me to hop onto my goybook right now and show you all my white friends who recently married nigresses? I have more than you think, being a Utahfag.

1. the white race isn't that great
2. we need to make a new super race via voluntary selective breeding
3. 'Super' sperm is the key to this process of selective breeding, hybridization, and the transformation of the world's people into a new super-intelligent globalized super race.
4. stupidity should be treated like polio - it needs to be eliminated, and sperm is the vaccine.

Well the mormon we say in new vegas was a huge bad ass.

>Not giving a half shekel

Besides, if you're a Catholic you're just outright an idol worshipper.

At least Mormon's aren't being cucked.

>The Old Testament.

Na, that's the book of the Jews.

The New Testament is the book for the Christians.

And the Mormons have their own book, the Book of Mormon.

Their wizard founder, who was high on coke, said an "angel" gave it to him.

But if you are a faith believer, you know this "angel" was actually a demon to deceive people into being a Mormon.

Fuck off. Mormonism is a universalist, cuck, niggerloving religion.

God loves mormons and he wants some more

>New Testament is one continuous book, and not a bunch of letters thrown together
So how's that Book of Thomas?

>tfw walking home from school
>approached by two qt girls
>they introduce themselves and try to shake my hand
>spaghetti all over the place and rub one of the girl's pinky fingers
>she laughs and asks if I'm nervous
>tell her I had a tummy ache
>she changes the subject and asks me if I know anything about Mormonism
>tell her I don't even smoke
>she stares blankly
>other girl approaches another guy to solicit to him
>now alone with a qt Mormon girl
>sweat is peculating on my brow, dripping off my nose
>she hands a card and a copy of the Mormon bible, invites me to the church on Sunday
>I throw the bible and card in a recyclable trash can on the way home
>throw up all over myself when I get in the door
>sit campfire style naked in front of the TV all afternoon watching spongebob until mom can wash my clothes

ten years ago i didn't like mormons. now i see the light. i should move out of faggy ass wa and into utah.

Why is that baby blowing a goat?

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Sure, the religion is fucky, but if you can stomach sitting in sermon for two hours a week and tithing 10% of your income to the church, they'll get you a job, a home, a wife, and a big social support structure. The weird religious restrictions vary by the church you go to.

The letters are edicts, lessons, essentially gospel for the believers of Christ.

They were sent to the Churches of Christ, which were spread in different places during the ministry of the Apostles.

They were compiled as a book, the New Testament.

you can literally get all these handouts as well if you join ISIS and tolerate their gay religion
doing stupid shit for goodies is the worst reasoning

The lesson here is:

Give up.

Just give up.

10/10

Blasphemy:
>be good mormon, become god, equivalent to Jesus.

Also stories & book describing Americas: wrong fauna, flora, metallurgy, geography.

Not a drop of jew DNA in the continent, and nothing ever found at their alleged battle grounds

Study a mohamed tier prophet in place of bible
>but good family values

>Joining sandniggers will give you a white wife and a job
I seriously doubt it.

>Doing shit for rewards is bad reasoning
Are you a NEET?

>raise
*bogs your path*

>raise

dont move into a mormon heavy area unless you are mormon they will treat you like a goy in israel

other than that i like them though

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>I seriously doubt it.
this is exactly what they do

they even have harems of slaves for their fighters to rape each night after combat

wtf I love Mormon Jesus now

I wouldn't consider sandnigger war wives white or virtually anything they do as employment.

join the wahhabists and instantly get a wife and a job in the construction industry in saudi arabia or kuwait. they love white converts

Only the original and the sequel are any good.

The last two are just cash grabs, we disavow.

Would it be a qt 3.14 white wife?

KEK!

>raise

they should have killed every last one of you after finishing the civil war

they should have let blacks have your lands forever in exchange for wiping you all out

If being part of a cult is the last hope of the white race* then... No.

But, prove yourself correct OP. The burden of proof is on you.

I know a mormom who is dating a shit skin

Wow, im islam now....

They are almost always very nice people, but holy fuck are they indoctrinated.

you fucking stupid?
Yes, Mormonism teaches nigs and non-whites in general are fallen and incomplete humans.

>yfw ISIS is living the right wing death squad dream while you're sitting alone in front of a computer masturbating to anime

t. angry nigger

Nice to your face for marketing purposes, stab you in the back when the going gets tough. How's that any good?

Mormons are the best Christians right up next to the Orthodox Church. If any group has a good grasp on not being fucking degenerates, it is the mormons. Join the mormons, Join the Orthodox Church, and pray every day.

Lord Jesus Christ
Son of God
Have mercy on me, a sinner

Post more Bellini cat

What's the Mormon Church's stance on image board posting user?

FP
BP

They should have declared total war on Mormons after Mountain Meadows.

youtu.be/9-FlSFFMESU

Guess Mohamed was wrong, since Joseph Smith was a Prophet.

Prove me wrong, I bet you can't.

That isn't a nice thing to say. It is a very wrong thing to say.

The networking opportunities would be worth the 10%

>Comparing salt lake morning to the rest of them.

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DAS RITE

>they get 15 sex slaves for every man
>me still a virgin tho

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wot? Answer the question fucktard.

That's nothing but an ad hominem.

Hasa Diga Eebowai

>salt lake city
Literal scum.

they have a giant secret idolatrous baptism pool where they use a mexican child to baptize the non-consenting dead
literal fucking garbage tier

It isn't secret you fucking tard. Next time they open a temple in your neighborhood you can literally go and get a tour and they explain every thing to you. The 'giant' pool is held aloft by 12 oxen who represent the lost tribes of israel. This is literally a pro-white person, pro family, pro good religion that is against all forms of degeneracy and you are mad because they perform baptisms for the dead?

"I love my God so much I am willing to spend my Sunday praying for all of these Godless heathen fucks who need the lord even though they get butt hurt and are mad I prayed for them...."

Great meme buddy.

No, it's very wrong to dress up like native Americans and murder innocent people. The work of demons, not a church.

i have maggots in my scrotum

Go away Lon Horiuchi.

>Emphasizes family
>Opposes interracial marriage
>Opposes sex before marriage
>Opposes homosexuality
>Opposes abortion
>Opposes (((porn)))
>Opposes drugs
>Opposes gambling
>Opposes piercings
>Opposes tattoos
>Opposes beards
>Votes Republican
>Studies genealogy
>Prepares for emergencies
>Well-educated
>Well-spoken
>Well-dressed
I go to an LDS church on Sundays because I'm so desperate to be find other conservative white people who aren't degenerate. I don't believe in the religion at all, but the people are very kind.

Hahaha you're not going to get a white wife and a nice house in the suburbs if you join ISIS, you'll get blown up by Russians.

If you've ever worked at a job, you have by definition done stupid shit for goodies. Except in this case, you will be getting something of value back.

>12 oxen
sounds a lot like the golden calf
>pro good religion
you got conned by a retard felon that is a traitor to the US
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How typically hypocritical of a demonic religion. You sanctimonious sack of shit. Lying about Christ doesnt make you better. It just means you're a virtue signaling, blasphemous liar like your hero Joseph Smith.

well spoken user

No you. Joseph Smith was doing the right thing and you are just butt blasted because your fucking Pope is licking refugee dick for the vine.

Mormon temples are literal bullshit. I had to fake slit my throat in one and was touched by some old man on my balls as part of my "anointing" Fuck Mormonism and fuck their shitty temples that look like wannabe tacky hotels.

>I go to an LDS church on Sundays because I'm so desperate to be find other conservative white people who aren't degenerate. I don't believe in the religion at all
>I don't believe in the religion at all
>I don't believe in the religion at all
this comes out of every one of these mormon threads and it's hilarious
nobody involved in this shit actually believes any of this trash but pretend which is literally the definition of heresy
all these people pretending is bound to destroy this dumb cult from the inside

Stop talking.

Who says I like the pope you blasphemous follower of a felon, a liar, and gang of criminal murderers. Whitewashing your history doesn't erase the stain of your demonic allegianc. Burn with Joseph Smith, Brigham young, and the rest of the hee haw gang in Hell, see if we care.

Wanna red pill a Mormon? Show them the CES letter. It will ruin their precious "testimony" in minutes.

The Mormon church is having a major exodus right now because they are having to literally admit on their own website that it is fucking bullshit and Joseph smith was a fucking scoundrel pedo. And the members that are staying in are literally plugging their ears and going "lalalalalalal".

It's good to always be open to new ideas but also be skeptical.
It's one of the only opportunities for me to socialize in real life.

Joseph Smith was called a prophet dumb de dumb dumb dumb.