Tfw 24 year old that never had a gf

>tfw 24 year old that never had a gf
Is it too late to not raise my wife's son?

Yeah. Something is wrong when a young man has never had a girlfriend.

>tfw 27yo touchless kissless virgin
>the picture is spot on

>Door closed at all time
no
>watches VR porn
no
>PC is on the login screen when he leaves the room
yes
>eternal HDD full of porn
no
>toilet paper on desk
tissue paper
>Trash is full of toilet paper
Yes, but ninety percent from nose blowing and not implied fap paper
>favourite category milf
no
>can name hundreds of porn stars
no
>cumstains on mattress
no
>is a member of of one private tracker
no
>can recognize porn stars by asshole
no

Realistically, if this is you you probably deserve to be a virgin

Maybe he's a millennial who neither wants to date women older than him nor wants to date women who refuse to take men seriously until they're in their early 30s?

You can't girlfriend someone "teasing" you.

BTW I have an 8/10 face and ottermode body. Women "tease" me and otherwise expect literally movie levels of romance. This isn't something a lot of guys either want to do or can do.

No, really, even red pilled millennials are like this. You should have been looking for stability at 21, if that seems early it's because you're a retard who thinks she'll have the same sexual market value at 30 and it'll be easy at that age to find a husband, because you'll have money and guys like girls with money, right? Oh that's the other way around and you just made the sexually inexperienced mistake of pretending the opposite gender is interested in the same things you are.

No, really, getting a girlfriend when your social group is purely men is hard. Women don't want to date strangers. Their preference is for friends of friends, that's call social proof and it's in the top three factors of why slut culture persists.

>this is what happens when you don't play sports
>this is what happens when you play vidyas
>this is what happens when you neglect training your social skills
>this is what happens when your parents don't take initiative at first sight of their child being a involuntary socially insular hermit
My god! Haven't y'all go hunting or have any community events almost every weekend? No group of friends since childhood? No social activities?
Fuggggggg

Why does it automatically follow that being a virgin means you are some kind of porn addicted deviant?

I've been pretty apathetic about relationships my entire life and jerking off isn't all that entertaining. Sasha Grey is literally the only porn star name I can think of.

The only scenario I can see myself getting a girlfriend is if I "fall in love" which doesnt seem very likely. Otherwise it just seems inconvenient and I wouldnt have much to offer since I only work part time and I have shitty hobbies.

>Tfw when 34 year old kissless virgin

Don't listen to fuckin pol memes. If you're worth anything at all as a man you hit your prime at 30-40. Women become beggars. If you have a brain you can let them all rot and go for a young girl who wants a family, because most men their age either don't want children or are incapable of providing.

If you can't sort yourself out, aren't willing to stop wasting your time on bullshit, you don't deserve a loyal wife or a family.

Why the fuck do people like milf, younger grils are superior in every way.

It's because they subconsciously want to dominate their aggressive alpha moms.

People are having children later and later and as a man you are more likely to have a younger partner, so realistically speaking you've got 4-10 years to find a girlfriend.

>Door closed at all time
no
>watches VR porn
no
>PC is on the login screen when he leaves the room
no I have everything encrypted in a 300 GB Volume
>eternal HDD full of porn
no
>toilet paper on desk
way to obvious
>Trash is full of toilet paper
NNo would be obvious too
>favourite category milf
no, loli the oposite
>can name hundreds of porn stars
no I don't care about he stars
>cumstains on mattress
that would be pretty disgusting
>is a member of of one private tracker
no
>can recognize porn stars by asshole
how?

nice projecting you turbo autist
at least he actually faces the fact that hes a degenerate

This, 100%

>tfw I fit none of those categories
>tfw virgoo

23 y/o kissless virgin. I don't expect to lose my virginity, ever. I have an OK job so I guess there's that. It's depressing to think about, especially when this board posts about it 24/7.

>favorite category is milf

I like milfs too???
Uh guys am i fucked?

What's wrong with having MILF as your favorite category? MILF and teen are my absolute favorites.

Now do "The Chad crib"

>none of these true for me
FeelsGoodMan

>Can recognize porn stars by the look of their assholes.

So you're saying that you are a virgin and you're not even trying?

>>Trash is full of toilet paper
Yes, but ninety percent from nose blowing and not implied fap paper
>nose blowing
Geee I wonder wh.....

Nah, my first time was with a single mom while her kid was upstairs, so you're okay.

Why "favorite category is MILF"?

>do sports in my teens
>have friends in high school
>cant escape my fate
>become OP in my late 20s

Some of us just dont fit in lad

>tfw 26 y.o. and only ever had a hand job while extremely drunk and got whiskey dick and prematurely ejaculated and ever ever has loved or been in love with anyone
at least I still live at my mom's house and do fuck all except work

>tfw I don't fit any of that
>tfw still virgk

>1 post by this ID
>all these replies

fucking reddit

Maybe it's because they think MILF=mommy issues. But I don't care. Women who look good in the 40s are fucking hot. Diamond Foxxx, Reagan Foxx, Alexis Fawx, Kendra Lust, Julia Ann, and Brandi Love are god-tier.

the sad little booger is a nice detail

>not having the chad castle
plebs

If you are underage its more taboo and exciting.

why does that matter?

not at all, older women love hot young men
you're probably surrounded by opportunities and too beta to take them
step it up kid

You're worried about something that's incredibly trivial in the grand scheme of things because you're insecure OP. People in general are so much more promiscuous and open that all you really need to do is go the fuck outside.

kek the login screen when he leaves room got me

Fuck you man, private trackers are unbelievable in terms of rarity and quality.

It feels nice having money.

>don't expect to lose my virginity, ever. I have an OK job

Contradiction. Unfuck yourself. Nobody is going to break into your home to fuck you, get out. Or at the very least chat up women online. Hundreds, thousands. Make it a goal. Realize most conversations and meetings are duds, realize you're playing the odds if you're average or ugly and it's all about volume.

Have something to say, make jokes. Anything you do that puts you above "hi" "hi" "u dere???" already puts you ahead of maybe 70% of the game.

I've seen this on Sup Forums before.

MILF used to be super cool, like in American Pie, a young guy who was able to impress the MILF stood out from the pack. But now it's become a mark of shame, one step above BLACKED or something.

Lol nope. You got a 4/10 face and are fat senpai
Most women want to date men they find appealing, so just do what I do.
Cast a really wide get. You want as many fish as possible.
Then throw back the ones you don't want.
Women value a man off how much other women want him

You disgust me.

Not too late. Go get out there. Be brave

It meant that you were the mature one. Maturity isn't exactly trending these days.

>just get out there and be you!

just remember that success isn't linear. you can be shitty for most of your life and get it together. theres plenty of chads right now that are going bald and thinking about suicide when they get their entire check taken in child support

Here's what you do OP.
1. Delete games from computer, make it your goal to stop going on Sup Forums/time wasting sites.
2. Get a job.
3. Drop whichever autistic political ideology you've adopted on Sup Forums.
4. Start reading literature, watching film, develop a taste in art and philosophy, I.e. culture yourself.
5. Start going out, making friends, talking to women, etc.
6. You will find a woman, and friends, because now people will want to talk to you.

...

Lol
You're pathetic
Go make some money and get /fit/

Whos your favorite Kancolle OP?

True, we're supposed to be teenagers until we're 35, and then Homer Simpson after.

>I don't expect to lose my virginity ever
wtf kind of mindset is that? If you have a decent job, save some money and go vacation in the Philippines or something. All the 15yo gook pussy you could ever want.

checked

almost half of those descriptions aren't even describing the room
also, i think these are always projections of whoever made them

tah tah, nero

That's creepy shit. I'd never pay for sex and I would never go to a shit-tier country to lose it.

>>Door closed at all time
Pretty much yes
>>watches VR porn
no but I would
>>PC is on the login screen when he leaves the room
no, but I have it on a safety screen like the weather channel or google
>>eternal HDD full of porn
not even
>>toilet paper on desk
too much of a red flag
>>Trash is full of toilet paper
trash?
>>favourite category milf
no, but still a good category
>>can name hundreds of porn stars
maybe 10
>>cumstains on mattress
eww
>>is a member of of one private tracker
no
>>can recognize porn stars by asshole
no

Is there any reason to risk the horrible consequences of divorce or your wife becoming your enemy?

I would but let's say mind controlled old worlders specifically made it to this point to destroy you through proxy using quantum wormholes. Then what?

But I'm just a melodramatic nigger.

>nah I'd rather just never have sex
absolute cuck. Man up and go get some tail, you faggot.

>Door closed at all time
Most of the time.
>watches VR porn
No, I have but there's too little of it and everyone looks tiny.
>PC is on the login screen when he leaves the room
Yes
>eternal HDD full of porn
No, I stream it.
>toilet paper on desk
Yes
>Trash is full of toilet paper
No, I flush it because I don't live somewhere with a third world sewer system.
>favourite category milf
Yes
>can name hundreds of porn stars
No
>cumstains on mattress
No, otherwise toilet roll is pointless.
>is a member of of one private tracker
Streaming, so no.
>can recognize porn stars by asshole
No

Honestly prefer wanking to sex with my gf, vaginas are disgusting irl.

>too late to not raise my wife's son?

Single moms are for practice to get your confidence and skills up.

YOU DON"T MARRY THEM!

Hell you don't even call them your girlfriend if you can avoid it.

>tfw 24 year old that never had a gf
Same. Can't even fap anymore because I can't get hard anymore. JUST

>No, I have but there's too little of it and everyone looks tiny.
It was like a year ago when it came out, there is plenty of it now and the scale is good

Kashima because of the massive porn selection. I am partial to the two Kaze Lolis if they're drawn thicc. Looking through my sadpanda favorites I have to say Suzuya is my favorite.

I need help.

Celibacy isn't cucking. If anything, getting married is. Almost all married women cheat at some point. I've just learned to accept it. I don't expect to have sex and I'm learning to be OK with it.

lmfao aces!

I only have one of those.
Garbage filled with toiled paper, but genuinely because of allergies. spring/summer + cat

Yeah, contemporary people are known for their great taste in and willingness to discuss art, philosophy, cinematography and literature.

>MGTOW FUCK WHITE BABIES LMAO
Even more cucked than I initially realized. Please do refrain for mating, lest you spread your defective genes.

Why not prostitutes? An OK job will pay for that.

Goddamn, how many of you are virgins anyway?

I'm 29 and still kissless bro.

Do expect me to kiss roasties?

I cant understand virgins over like 24 why don't they go to a hooker?

I believe that prostitution borders on rape. I don't believe that any rational woman would ever sell her body for sex. The only reason that a woman would choose such a life would be financial desperation. I would never want to contribute to that. Plus, the risk of disease is too high. Condoms don't really protect that much.

Sex doesn't exist bro. I've never seen it in real life. Could be a massive conspiracy or hasn't been added as a feature yet to this simulation.

I met my current girlfriend of 5 years through omegle. Had I never gone on Sup Forums, I never would have gone on omegle.

I would still be a kissless handholdless virgin. Thanks Sup Forums. Literally the greatest thing to ever happen to me, and it happened while I was shitposting.

It truly does make all those years of wasted time worth it. The emptiness of a life without female companionship is beyond comprehension for me now. If I were still a kissless virgin I think id kill myself out of sheer depression.

Wow you're all around pathetic. I feel bad for you.

At least 75% of us. Probably more.

Why? What's more pathetic than paying for sex, anyway? And where am I wrong?

None of these will ever be superior to the classic 'Virgin Walk'

Just pay for it. I was in the same situation at 26. Went to a Nevada brothel and got it the hell over with.

Best decision I ever made. No more sitting around worrying about it. What was once a huge deal no longer mattered at all.

Many other prostitutes to come. Made lots of money so I fucked Playboy Playmates, twins, minor actresses, Instagram "models." Learned that pretty much all actresses and models are whores. Learned that pretty much all beautiful women are on SeekingArrangement.

So if all the women you're fapping to are whores, why the fuck are you still in your bedroom instead of getting the exact same women to suck your dick?

"Oh, I would never do that, blah blah rationalization for why I'm afraid to go pull the trigger on it...."

You're a monkey. I'm a monkey. We're all monkeys. We have monkey DNA and monkey desires and monkey programming. Who gives a shit if a monkey pays another monkey for sex?

where do you think you are

lol ok virgins

Because I can't have sex until marriage

>be me
>at the airport
>waiting to be xrayed, patted down and inspected
>meet 80 yo man traveling alone
>"where you headed to?"
>"Cancun"
>"really? travel there often?"
>"nope. bitch niece of mine insisted on having her wedding there"
>kek'd
>"i hear ya. women now days are insufferable with their special snowflake princess bullshit"
>"her dad is spending a fucking fortune on this wedding"
>"that poor sucker that's marrying her, he'll never keep her happy"
>"yep"

That is totally insane. YOU. ARE. A. MONKEY.

You know there was an experiment to teach monkeys about currency? You know what the very first thing monkeys did when they learned to use tokens as money in exchange for grapes?

A male monkey paid a female monkey for sex.

Models are all essentially hookers who advertise. Most actresses are hookers. How do you think Megan Fox got her job? Michael Bay just randomly picked her out of nowhere. I have met multiple hookers who said "I'm friends with Michael Bay."

Now, I have no idea if that's true. But he's sure had a lot of photos taken of him with hooker looking women. So how did Megan Fox get her job again?

And how did Charlie Sheen meet Denise Richards again?

These women are not getting raped. They are selling themselves for purses and shoes.

Why?

BECAUSE WE ARE ALL MONKEYS.

These are shit and clearly the original creator didn't make any of them.
Pic related is perfect and these shitty attempts at re-creating it are only diluting it

That's not very good logic IMO. You could basically rationalize anything if you just reduce everything to monkey behavior.

Mine are Murakumo and Amatsukaze

anyway you shouldn't feel bad, you stop caring when you get older

>mfw not a virgin and still walk like this

Now post The Chad Stride

...

>No group of friends since childhood?
No group of freinds during childhood, sold pot had "friends" during high school played sports. you don't grow out of autism

...

I'm not the one who's rationalizing.

You're afraid of having sex, so you're making up some bullshit reason for why you don't go pay $300 and get it over with.

I've been there. I get it.

But it's still bullshit.

Saying women are "raped" and would have no possible reason to go be prostitutes is just totally ridiculous.

The reason is they have genetic programming which comes from our monkey ancestors which tells them it's totally cool to do that.

A woman who is making $300 a pop to have sex is not doing it because she's being raped.

There are women who make $5000, $10,000, even a million a time (*cough, why do the Kardashians always go to Dubai, cough*). Are they being raped?

Another basic behavior is PROJECTION. Which is what you're doing when you're accusing me of rationalizing.

JUST GET LAID AND BE DONE WITH IT user. YOU WILL THANK ME.

>Women value a man off how much other women want him
Yea no shit cunt
You are basically saying pic related is right. Cool, thanks chad. Now fuck off back to /soc/

25yo here and never had a girlfriend, but then again after seeing all the failed relationships my friends have gone through, I think i'm better off staying single and fucking whores, at this point there is literally not a difference between a prostitute and your average women.

or you could just stop caring
your dick dies after 25 anyway

lol ok virginquentin

I'm 25yo and that's exactly my room