Stephen Colbert Is Running For President In 2020

consequenceofsound.net/2017/06/stephen-colbert-announces-possible-2020-presidential-run-on-russian-tv-watch/

Can he win Sup Forums?

NOT UNLESS WE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!

He'll lose to Kanye

i like spaceniggers

Of course not

what will his first two (2) 1+1 polices be about?

stephen is a "conservative", but everyone who likes him is a leftist retard who is gonna vote for whatever trans, lesbian, muslim, "women" they put out for the democrap party.

He can't do shit when Trump has all the scoops

g_o_o_d

We can't let 2016 be the peak of memey elections. Bring on 2020!

Fuck off magapede.

Fuck off already. Trump fooled you and he fooled everyone. A true con-artist. He doesn't stand for America he stands for himself alone.

DORNAL GORRUMPH GOT TWO FUCKING SCOOPS! I'M MAKING SURE HE DOESN'T GET TWO TERMS TOO!

Fuck off divide and conquer shill

Well he has the reddit vote locked up. So no chance.

The only one that got fooled is you

Kill yourself you fucking abhorrent shills

No. No conservative will vote for him over trump or someone more hardline and liberals won't vote for a white man.

the presidency has become a fucking joke
and a really bad one at that
god i hate life

>m-muh shills
Fuck off Leftist.

>being this bad at shilling
This is why $15/hour killed your normal jobs so you're stuck on here getting $0.02/post or whatever you get paid

kys

You are blind. At this point you have to be a dumb fanatic to not notice Trump going back on everything he says and on top of that he acts like a total cuck with our enemies.
>Buzzwords
Suck dick

D&C SHILL DETECTED
First it was the nu-Sup Forums meme that failed, now it will be this magapede thing. Go kys shill

>Kanye 2020
>Zuckerberg 2020
>Colbert 2020

pic related will be the next president, cap this post

yes, of course we always supported based colbert fellow 4Channer right? xDDD

Trump is scared of Stephen btw

I thought Colbert was liberal?

Ummm a white male... as president... in 2020?!? Yeah uh don't think so sweetie

>"shill" is a buzzword

>opposing leftist shills is a leftist action

Thank you for correcting the record :^)

Nice router reset, aren't you mad that you got backstabbed by him? I am, because I am no cuck like you.

Horrible shilling you retard. You think calling me a leftist after I've given you 0 indication towards leftist ideology does anything? People can read this and see you are a fucking shill and you should ve fired for being such a dumb fucking retard. Paying you to fuck this up is throwing money down the drain.

He is. He's just sold as a "moderate conservative".

Keep trying. I'm sure if you call me a shill enough times, someone will believe it.

Centrists and civnats are bigger enemies than Leftists.

Are you an actual republican or someone who just came into politics because of the sweet memes Trump made?

not if the rock gets him first

You got cucked hard and now you're mad

Trump is MAGA while you're getting left in the dust

He'll drop it like he did last time. There's no way he'd want to commit four years of his already slipping life on being the most hated person in America

The DNC isn't like "Guns N Roses" you fucking retard.
The N is for "National"

Shut the fuck up, you falseflagging leftypol scum.

What you wrote applies to you 100%

Holy shit this fucking shill :')

You think I'm gonna read all that you dumb redditshit?

Trump is a fucking retard and the only thing keeping America in place is the government our founding fathers created. Thank god for check and balances. The fucking retard thinks he can be Putin in the land of the free.

this

"hey guys, trust me when i say conservatives are sick of trump, because you know, im a conservative"

even the term "modern conservative" is an oxymoron

Cry more you liberal civnat pro-democracy shiteater.

I want to say "Do it, idiots", but that's exactly what Democrats said about Trump, and look what happened to them.

Does anyone here truly underestimate the Left enough to think they *wouldn't* elect Colbert or someone like him?

>Putin

Holy fuck at least be a less obvious shill

>reddit-dropping

HEY EVERYONE HERE IS THE PERSONAL INFO OF A BUNCH OF SHILLS (can't confirm its authenticity but I found it laying around), MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE KEPT SAFE AND NOBODY DOXXES THEM OKAY? THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND STUFF

>Muh Russia

He did this the election before last one, too.
does anyone remember that?
It was a scam to get a shit-ton of money and make some goofy advertisements for it. They gave all the money raised for the campaign to Doctors without Borders (the same people shipping immigrants to Italy as we speak)

What in all fucks are you even saying now?

Shill shill shill don't speak the truth nanananana

Dems are so flustered over identity politics I doubt they will ever run a fucking white male again.

Seriously just stop. You couldn't be a more obvious divide and conquer shill if you tried.

>comparing Trump to Putin
lmao you have no idea what you're talking about, you're a meme now
Keep talking, I find it funny when you repeatedly embarrass yourself

Actually I dropped Trump the moment he sucked Saudi dick. Something you seem to enjoy.

Is he that desperate for ratings?

You're a delusional "muh russia" shill, stop embarrassing yourself

Oh no.

Now are you going to go back to r/the_cuckold?

Oprah is the only person that I think could possibly win (unfortunately)

She has a lot of charisma like it or not.

I am not comparing him. Trump actually wants to be him.

testedc

He will not survive the connections to his sister and Podesta as Podesta goes down so will Colbert.

Once liberals realize even colbert was corrupt, and protecting child rape, and radical islam, it will only help destroy the liberals!

Tinfoil some more, libertardian moron.

Itd be ashame if they got hurt ;)

Nothing you say has any substance. At least I mention why I started to dislike him. All you can say is shill for everything. Is like you want to give Trump cocksuckers a bad name.

Divide and conquer more shill

You believe in russian conspiracy bullshit, it's hilarious how dumb you are

He is, his 'conservative' face is a character.
He's a pinko

>everyone who disagrees with me is a shill
If you're this insecure in your retarded Leftist beliefs, you should have stayed on plebbit.

You aren't clever. Nor are you fooling anyone.

I don't I am just going back for what Trump has said. He has praised Putin and can't even call him for what he is. I give zero fucks about the dumb conspiracy the libtards have created because there is none. But one fact remains and that is what Trump has said. Stop being such a fucking retard. In the end he ended up sucking Saudi and Jewish dick.

LOL a leftist shill calling me a leftist, hilarious

Keep trying your divide and conquer tactics more shill, it's sure working

That's because anyone with a brain can see that you aren't helping the cause you are being completely autistic about it. Since when was autistic screeching a form of discussion?

DOLAN BRUMPFH

RELINQUISH THE SCOOPS IMMEDIATELY

You are so retarded, your posts are completely unrelated to what you're responding to

>He is, his 'conservative' face is a character.
Just like Trump.

>mentioning that subleddit
(You)

"The cause"
Are you one of those idiots I see in FB talking about "dont punch right the alt right movement needs to grow"

I'm hoping she chooses not to run because I really think she would win easily against just about any opponent. She's been in the public eye for ~35 years but has never had any scandals, legal troubles, nothing but a tiny bit of tabloid gossip about her love life (is she gay? etc) and weight fluctuations back in the 90s. She is extremely articulate, which most people confuse for intelligent and informed. She's been in a few high profile films, all of which are pure oppression porn (The Color Purple, The Butler). She is a billionaire 3 times over, and is considered to be only the second black billionaire in world history.

All of this means she could stand at a podium with some crippled kids behind her and announce that she was activating the left wing death squads to confiscate all guns and round up all the suspected racists for re-education at Camp Oprah and all of the retards who think Trump is a fascist gay bashing rapist will cheer and assist in the effort.

>Shill shill shill
>retard
Is all you say my man, get some meds.

Thanks for proving my point

I don't go to FB or whatever shithole you like to go to. One shithole to post on is one too many.

All your posts are proving mine, so keep going full autist.

Kanye postponed to 2024

LOL so delusional

Hot opinion there pinko.

>muh shills
Behold the libertardian. His only arguments are 'muh freedumb and 'muh shills'

>LOL
Keeps proving my point. Stop making conservatives look bad.

I don't know who's asshole your head has been stuck up in but let me recap you what HAS happened:

>first day in office, puts a halt on fines for people without health coverage
>Consumer and company confidence soaring, creates THOUSANDS of new jobs before he's even in office
>DOW closed the HIGHEST it's ever been after he was elected
>Illegal immigration down something like 80%
>Jobs EXCEEDING expectations in increases per month
>Allowing apprenticeships to be easier for the average American

And regardless of what your retarded ass thinks, the wall is ALREADY being built. Go fuck off somewhere else shill. Just because you're a babyback NEET who either works a deadend burgerflipping job or no job at all doesn't mean he's done nothing.

>BTFO RUSSIAN NARRATIVE
>DRAINING SWAMP
>DESTROYING ISIS

LOL you're out of your mind

Yeah, he can't even stick to the lingo. I want outsider retards to fuck off with their
>LOL
and
>:)

I'm getting pretty sleepy guys.
I'm gonna log off for a while.
Maybe you should get some sleep too, user.
You seem irritated. Get some sleep.

Trump won, nothing would surprise me now

Behold the divide and conquer shill

His only purpose is to come to this board to try to divide right wing movements

Fuck off already redditor retard.

This two scoop system has gone far enough.
It is time for a third-party scoop.

Colbert is a fucking white male
No thanks

t. divide and conquer shill

From what timeline are you from? I wish he would have done that.

Retard those are literally facts, christ you are as dumb as brick

Trump is not a right-winger. Conservatives are not right-wingers. r/the_cuckold are not right-wingers. You're not a right-winger.

There is no movement.