ITT: post your political compasses

ITT: post your political compasses.
I'll start.

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Find a flaw.

>tfw you can't

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natsoc

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National Socialist is top blue. You just posted you are a commie.

>"commie"
>libertarian left

idiot hahahaha

Close enough. I still think I have more in common with commies than anarchists

>Find a flaw
The flag

Communism Is for a strong, authoritative government. As a very far left libertarian leftist, I'd be led to believe you oppose big government

full bore natsoc...political compass is just an internet meme or do they put questions out like:

do you want to gas kikes ?

nope..

thats why its not 100% correct

Hi FBI

(don't forget to sage)

I believe in small government where possible and personal freedoms but still think the state should provide welfare and healthcare, what does that make me

I've never seen anyone more far off in this quadrant than me. I'm not even sure what kind of stupid shit you'd have to believe to get this far out. Good job user.

>Small government
>Welfare

Pick one

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Thats why I say as far as possible. I don't like government censorship, don't believe in drug legislation etc.

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Natsocs are centre top leaning to red. The socialism in national socialism is actually socialism, it just isn't marxian socialism.

>what does that make me
a cunt

>leaning to red
In your dreams

gas right wing

Strasserists are closer to red than regular Fascists

Best

cant be arsed to actually take the test again

>welfare and drugs
Nigger detected.

Fucking beautiful, 10/10.

R8 me Sup Forums

GNLS

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Techno night watchman state. Actually left libertarians are anarcho technocrats if they're just left of center and mutualist if they're far left of center.

Antifa are literally above the middle point of authoritarianism, it shits me they claim to be left libertarian.

Literally Hitler.

Moderate authoritarians.

>I do not follow contemporary anything please leave me to die quietly behind my white collar job

It's because of Stalin's moustache, right?

>oh god I hope the most mainstream right wing party wins

This is about where I expect antifa.

>I believe in small government
>think the state should provide welfare and healthcare
No.

That's not how it works. Small government in a libertarian idealism means progressively removing services or replacing them with community/free market initiatives. What genuine left libertarian and right libertarian "free market" have in common is the desire to replace authoritarian "services." Healthcare is a real problem to left libertarians, for right libertarians you don't get the state to just give you health care. You work for it and only get it if you contribute to the community.

>welfare
There's no way in hell you could be more libertarian than about a quarter of a quadrant down.

Welfare is a completely broken system, whether you want it fully abolished or reliant on social security insurance (why not just save it?) or replaced by incentivised family/community donations and charity, as a libertarian you don't want to just throw money at a problem especially not through huge bureaucratic agencies almost always featuring left wing sentiments that then complexity welfare considering that fifth column right there is having a power streak knowing they control the income of the poor.

All authoritarians should be thrown off cliffs.

Left libertarians can't afford helicopters.

>Literally Hitler.
user, please, there's no need for flattery

>All authoritarians should be thrown off cliffs
That's a pretty authoritarian statement to make.

Explain

It's the only way

>tfw too smart to have an opinion

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Red dot is me, other dots are the former US presidential candidates, according to the site.

The closest to centrist i've seen in one of these threads

Communist
Friend
Hippie
Mao
Friend
Friend
Friend
Hippie
Communist
Friend
Friend
Ghandi
Communist
Communist
Friend
What the f*ck are you

I'd say I'm more libertarian than this makes me out to be. On social issues anyway. oh well

>friend
>that flag
i'll keep my eye on you

> (You)
>Communist
Sure thing, buddy.

Radical alt-centrist

Bunch of commies.

There are far more lefties on Sup Forums than I expected.

Just a reminder, a far right authoritarian is almost always like a militaristic monarchist or post-fascist, like the regimes you might see in sci fi.

Donald Trump is not a far right authoritarian and neither is Hitler.

Also, left libertarian is pretty bro, but if you start incorporating good ideas from ancap types these surveys start judging you right. At the moment I swing around the bottom center.

Their removal from society is necessary for preventing more incitement to riot, throw masonry, swing bike locks, kick trash cans and autistic screeching.

Society will devolve into something more authoritarian if we tolerate those who promote authoritarianism, that's a given. Therefore, it's genuinely libertarian to take measures to physically remove the aggressors.

At that point you're fairly likely just a useful idiot to be honest.

Keep reaching, you'll find Hitler in your heart soon.

You probably accidentally asked to close the borders, which many people here would actually argue is a left wing issue considering how migration work laws can effect the earnings of the local poor.

Therefore, Hitler could have been left of center by closing the borders and raising tariffs.

>in a better era, raiding the weak kept them from breeding

Ha! Sounds about right.

Bend thy knee before R A D I C A L C E N T R I S M

Capitalism is a gay

I hope that is a good thing

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Not centrist enough

Oh sweet, another Government Education didn't teach me how to read thread.

It's enough trust me. Right>left, always.

I consider myself average.

Libertarian is degenerate and Jews thrive in both the left and right. Authoritarian center is the only true way.

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reminder

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Accurate(?)

fuck this faggot shit, go here

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wow

That is actually brilliant.
Lucifer, Satan, Leviathan, Belphegor, Beelzebub, Asmodeus and Mammon; all in one political compass.
Very nice.

Umineko fans will understand

>natsoc
>left

Forgot pic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strasserism

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Very creative, thanks

Keep in mind that it's barely left and you're barely right.
NatSoc is authoritarian centrist, and you're looking pretty unauthoritarian there to be claiming yourself NatSoc.

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You're all a bunch of cucks that wants people to be wandering meaningless individuals, economic units with no greater purpose. Muh "freedom" you cucks will fight for nothing.

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I used to be there like 5 months ago. Now I'm here.

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yoooo

What the fuck is this shit? You've got a "No step on snek" but you're also a statist? Makes no sense

Okay, what am I?

scum

Best one so far

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A start

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nice

Based green quadrant checking in.

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