Will Brits pay up?

Divorces are messy but at the end someone always has to pay for the kids.

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Let's think for a while, shall we?

What will ANYONE do if Brit's wont pay?

Says increasingly nervous man for the 100th time this year.

It's genuinely hilarious how salty EUcucks are over UK telling them to fuck off.
Don't give them a single pound UK

Invade, Battle of Hastings style? Slavs need gibmees, invasion is inevitable.

Only after Germany pays up for their military bill to Uncle Sam. Plus fuck the EU, the euro, and everything they stand for. I'd back Britain in a war against those kikes before they should pay for having their country flooded with mud.

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What happens if they say no?

Ahh how nice it will be to see the US save britain from the germans once again.

Just like old time

im started to think whether the eu will last until the end of 2017. its falling apart

first it was 100 bill, then 250 bill
now it's 500bil

why do they keep increasing this number?

Slavs.

We got money, the Slavs need the gibs. Also the Greeks and Hungarians.

EU might put sanctions on them like they do on Russia or NK. But it will be interesting because Trump will back the UK and will still do open trade with them.

6 GOJIRRION!

OY VEY!

It's literally the loser with the bowl cut from school playing prefect again.

>What happens if they say no?

Germans try and start a war in Ireland. Irish people crash the euro, kill Brits and kraut pensioners as a replacement sport for hare coursing. In one lane a brit granny retired in Ireland in the other a german granny retired in Ireland, the track is 100M long. A whistle is blown and the race begins, they are off...but O now the german grannies hip has failed and....the dogs have here.......the dogs have her....OMA lttle hans cries as she is tossed in the air!

The winner gets soaked in petrol, lit and launched in a giant rubber band catapult towards their home nation. Free ticket home.

Ireland sells television rights and issues new currency pegged to the dollar and sterling. Euro crashes as all EU debts are given the middle finger. Germans sulk. Start a war and loose it (as is tradition).

Where have we seen this one before?

Won't that be difficult though when the UK's military outclasses your own several-fold?

What will you do? Ask France to invade them on your behalf? America plz stay out no?

We can literally drag it out till Germany kills itself and the euro in the next 10 years.

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>We can literally drag it out till Germany kills itself and the euro in the next 10 years.


And there goes another british pub. Puff of cement dust and its gone. Its a kind of magic.

dads army could literally take on the modern German army and win

It's the "Based Slave" in the EU who want the U.K. gibsmedat welfare.

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How about we don't pay anything and leave your kike union to die on its feet, cunt

Why do you have to pay to leave? How does that make sense?

Once Germany starts collapsing those Nigerians there are going to want to move in with their relatives btw.

no

Good luck

>How about we don't pay anything and leave your kike union to die on its feet, cunt

Please do this but don't kick off norn iron again.

Guy Verhofstadt is an Brexit negotiation observer on behalf of the European Parliament. Anything he says is just trolling until someone from the Commission quotes that figure. And if that figure turns out to be accurate, then the talks are going to be very straight forward.

Adding a (you) so people see it.

Nothing

Fpbp

Btw, Greece isn't paying either.

Oy vey, are you sure you want to pay 100 billion shekels to leave our union? 250 billions is a lot of money! Pay up the 500 billions racist goyim!

How bout we pay you in the same currency we used on Dresden?

Didn't it start at 20 billion? The germans learned well from the juden.

Broken contract

charge us an extra euro to import fruit, but then the homegrown campaign will orgasm and everyone will run back to our farmers like they have wanted for years.

It's not a broken contract when the terms allow you to leave though

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Nice

no turks under eu flags. ever.

A trident missile is about €65M, we'll send 8 your way and you can keep the change. Don't worry about delivery times, they'll be very fast.

Isn't this like 20% of the UK's entire GDP?

lol good luck.

Why not simply set aside whatever amount the EU asks for, then start distributing it at the rate of a million pounds a day to to anti-europe political parties on the continent until they drop the matter?

Quads confirm krautland for a glowing pile of ash and butthurt

>Published 31st January 2017

Shopped.

Brit lead negotiator is a traitor who said he'll pay the bill

fantastic

Slavs are subhuman. UK won't be paying for polish niggers anymore.

the Russians already do that while their pensioners rummage in bins for food.

Do it.
Do it and put the last nail in EU's coffin

>Article 50
>1. Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

>Why not simply set aside whatever amount the EU asks for, then start distributing it at the rate of a million pounds a day to to anti-europe political parties on the continent until they drop the matter?
Because the UK desperately need free trade with EU, and will pay whatever they ask in order to keep it.

Although, let's be honest, given the pathetic state of the British government, I wouldn't be surprised if Brexit was canceled outright in the next year or so.

PAY BILL

Ok Hans

Nuclear tridents when?

At 65million, you would have to send 9,000. You don't have that many, do you?

What's stopping Britain from printing a €600 billion bill and handing it over to EU?

*smack smack*
NOICE

negotiation tactic
of course brits wont pay it
and the conceited cocks in brussels dont care about the money
its about putting on the pressure

>sanctioning your number 1 trading partner and Americas closes allie

k. lets see how that turns out.

Nice flags

they owe at least 6 gorillion!

>Ok Hans
Whatever you say champ. Pay your damn debnts and stop giving Anglos a bad name.

>of course brits wont pay it
You mean of course they will pay it.
>What's stopping Britain from printing a €600 billion bill and handing it over to EU?
Brits don't have the right to print euros ;)

Damn, (((they))) are going all out. (((Someone))) really doesn't want UK to leave.

express.co.uk/news/uk/761018/Guy-Verhofstadt-Newsnight-600-billion-Brexit-bill-EU-exit

ok... so much for the shopped part

geman user speaks the tru tru

How about pounds then?

>number 1 trading partner
If that argument doesn't work for the Brits who are leaving the single market, why should it work for the EU?

>Americas closes allie
America has a pretty poor brand in Europe at the moment.

>(((Someone))) really doesn't want UK to leave.
Well, the Russians really want Europe divided and weak, so they're all in favor of Brexit. And surely even the Israelis would benefit from a weakened Europe that cannot agree on sanctions.

Yes they will pay. What can they do to stop the trade war etc. if they don't pay? Go to war?

Nothing, it has about as much relevance as theirs

now im seeing 600bn, do we have a 700?

>How about pounds then?
The worst-performing major currency in the world? I'm sure the EU would much prefer euros. Or USD. ;)

I hope you are just LARPing as a retard

No trade deal so the UK collapses.

>You don't have that many, do you?

In the coming months, our stockpile may get a lot larger before suddenly becoming much, much smaller.

can't they just, like, walk away!?

LOL Bongs bTFO!

I find it ironic, that a nation that once shrugged off the international system of banking and debt and flourished, is now using said international system of banking and debt to try and bully the UK.

Really panics my pistachios.

Doesn't matter really. Even France has more nukes than the UK.

What's slightly pathetic is that even one full year after the Brexit referendum, there are still people who believe this accurately represents reality.

Post yfw eu goes to war with us for not paying debts and with the help of the yanks we win and take Ireland and northern France as compensation

poor brand doesnt mean much when the US is still the sole hyperpower in the world. Now thats probably going to change in a few decades but as of right now America still has an unbelievable amount of clout.

>Slavs need gibmees
fuck off, we are not invadin anyone
go convince ahmeds you invaded to fight your wars, cuckmaster

The whole of the EU or just Germany using the EU as a front to assert their perceived authority? Those faggots have all but been going Fourth Reich since Brexit what with all these supposed penalties for leaving the union or not accepting migrants.

>why do they keep increasing this number?

I'm quite happy to eradicate your major cities in colossal firestorms again hans. Do you REALLY want to go to war with me again?

Fuck i cant stand the face of that idiot. Obnoxious liberal zealot.

Poles, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovaks... see that guy? He's your new fuhrer.

>implying (((they))) wren't behind this from the start

>Post yfw eu goes to war with us for not paying debts
Even Greeks pay their debts. Are you really worse than the Greeks?
>with the help of the yanks we win
Do you seriously think our glorious Presidente would step in to help any other country? Lol
>poor brand doesnt mean much when the US is still the sole hyperpower in the world.
It means a lot when Trump has turned his back on Europe. UK being close to Trump is more a liability to the UK than a gain.

It's funny how commie states always have a "you can leave whenever you want" clause in their framework, but then get violently angry when you decide to use that right to leave

It's obvious this is just to scare other nations to not leave the EU and the fact germaniggers embrace it (and embrace their attempts to kill the white european race) makes me glad you fucks are going to be wiped out by all the turks you imported. Fuck you.

Funny how the tides have turned

>Doesn't matter really. Even France has more nukes than the UK.

>Merkel climbs out of her Führerbunker
>Looks arrogantly at the sky as Germany smoulders
>A lone blade of grass remains, the only life (besides her) remaining in Germany
>"Ha, you haff missed ein bit. If only you had as many nukes as France"

The combined forces of the EU will bring your pathetic Island to heel. Bow down to your new masters bong. The sun has set on England FOREVER.
Pay denbts and prepare to lick EU boots.

Doesn't actually matter, the only other halfway decent armed forces in the EU belong to France, and they're fucking French so who gives a shit about them?

With or without you, we win but think about it like this, wouldn't you like to share in the spoils?

no trade deal
confiscate British property around the world

>Won't that be difficult though when the UK's military outclasses your own several-fold?

ok then... the UK military is in the same shape as the NHS

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

Shit son, don't you have a blacked thread to post while fighting off a 12 food spider?