They literally get their homes broken into and arrested by police under the mere suspicion of "hate speach" and "illegal opinions" about the millions of brown people their country is trying to force on all of europe but instead of doing anything about it they just come onto this website and post the most inane uninteresting unfunny shitposting and dumb "look how retarded I am hurr-tier trolling"
Fucking kill yourself Germans, your people have a collective mental disorder.
Asher Kelly
It's the Jews, user. Germany was the most susceptible to "anti-racist" anti-anti-semitism propaganda duh to muh holocaust and handed their country over to the Jews.
Jaxon Sanchez
Americans must have tiny dicks, I have to hover to stop my dick touching the fucking bog water in the US
Robert Anderson
>he sits down to pee are you memeing me right now m8? Your country is in the same boat as germany you have better things to do than fantasize about the size of american cock.
Jose Nguyen
>Averageamericanintelligence.jpg
Do you stand up to shit, you dense fucker?
Dominic Green
>Try to hold in the poop while peeing standing >Because internet frogs told me I HAVE to pee standing >Almost over soon I can sit down to drop a deuce >Shit shit ... Couple of squirts left >Reeeeeeee
Carson Jackson
what the fuck dude do you really sit to pee?
Jordan Rivera
No I sit down to shit, then you clean the toilet, pawel
William Davis
for a moment there i thought your nation was feminized to the very scary point
Luis Thompson
Couldn't you straddle the shelf toilet with your ass against the tank to piss while standing?
Christopher Campbell
youre not alone, newer toilets are designed better though
Nolan Hall
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Ryder Morris
You need to see a doctor about that. For real.
Levi Perez
Sitting down to pee is normal you barbaric fuck. I only stand up when it's a public restroom and the seat is nasty.
Alexander Barnes
They are all fucking autistic as fuck literally the worst posters
Dominic Cruz
>Be USA >Start wars and destabilize almost the entire middle east and let US Marines die in favor for Israel. >Kill thousands and thousands of civilians >Civilians try to come to EU because of your bombing >USA spends millions of marketingdollars to #RefugeeWelcome Jewtube Videos that show Europe as a paradise >Blame Europe for everything
fuck you
and 3/10 because i took the bait and wasted 3mins of my life posting this.
Samuel Peterson
Tits or GTFO
Connor Morgan
Lol. Of course he fuckin does. Look.
Brandon Thomas
Truly a remarkable, modern German.
Colton Torres
/toilet/ general then? have you guys noticed anything weird going on lately with new toilets? one time i took a shit and it splashed a little but the water starts splashing "forwards" and it comes out of the crack inbetween the seat and the bowl.
Josiah Smith
The American toilet is disgusting as fuck. It's like to poo in a bowl full of water, which splashes in your ass as soon as you poo. The German toilet is clean with as less water involved as possible and after shitting you don't have to look at your swimming poop.
Luke Cox
The German language is retarded too, "He is" and "He eats" sound near-identical. Why the fuck is it like that? Is it so hard to say "Er esst" instead of "Er isst"?
Isaac Hughes
thats a parking garage, not a walmart, retard.
Anthony Martinez
Don't hate Germany, Hate the EU. also, i've never seen a toilet like your PIC, bro.
Jayden Foster
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Cameron Russell
type what you hear: er trinkt
Jason Cruz
>newer toilets are designed better Not at all. Toilets made before water usage mandates were the best because you had a deep enough bowl to take another 4 gallons above the normal water level.
Joshua Butler
>Yurocuck males pee like women I'm not surprised in the slightest
Jose Morales
>you are what you eat checkm8
Nicholas Johnson
On a related note, I just installed my in-bowl bidet and would like to thank the Europeans for their invention, although it was made in China. A great buy for twenty bucks. Germans are still faggots though.
Logan Cox
Yea, because English doesnt have words that sound the same.
Angel Murphy
>it's another American Gets Sarcasm episode. Fuck off and go into cardiac arrest, you tubby cunt.
Luke Moore
>i've never seen a toilet fucking refugees GTFO!!!!!!!!!
Ian Roberts
>for twenty bucks are you fucking with me right now? what kind of utter crap did you buy that it costed just 20 bucks
Hudson Collins
Let them live in the hell they created for themselves
Ethan Nguyen
Hey who better to lead the destruction of a people than Gemany. They have plenty experience in the disposal of humans.
Maybe they started grinding refugees into brats...... Mix in a lil pork for eternity. LMFAO
Alexander Ramirez
No germanon, I think your post was wonderful. The u.s and is spawn need constant, daily reminders that they are the cause of the world's suffering. Keep fighting the good fight.
Ryder Peterson
KEK
Slav eternally BTFO
Carson Martinez
>they have to waste time scrubbing their toilets after taking a shit
Another reason why Europe is inferior to the US
Jose Peterson
Don't bother with these retards. The German Internet Defense Force will come in to say that Germany is "based" and just say you're a Jewish shill. Here are the crimes that Germany and Germans has committed against Europe. >The betrayal of Teutoberg which left half of Europe in the Barbaric darkness >The sack of Rome and dark ages that followed >The Protestant reformation and 30 years war >Turning a fight over Serbia into a global conflict >Shipping Lenin to Russia and founding the Soviet Union (This includes other atrocities like the holodmor and murder of the romanavs) >Starting WW2 and killing millions of young European men >Importing millions of rapefugees into Europe and forcing other countries to take them
G*rms are sub-human and should be killed to save Europe
Luke Rivera
Not going to lie, "Du bist was du isst" sounds pretty cool
Nathaniel Flores
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Charles Lee
What americucks dont seem to understand is, that germany is only heading at where america already is. You niggerlovers gave up whole cities for your black masters. It blows my mind how you can think that the US is superior to ANY european country.
Logan Jenkins
my point was that the saying implies that eating something and being something is the same thing. so the words should be the same
but that it rhymes is cool too, i guess
Jose Wright
>>Civilians
nice try Ahmed
Xavier Rogers
Why not just put your dick over the toilet seat, You really let your junk just hang down into the bowl, Fucking disgusting.
Josiah Bell
Don't forget, we specifically targeted Libya, damn near paved the way into Europe
Landon Rivera
>Not taking a good look at your shit to spot possible health problems
Jeremiah Jackson
>memeing irl
Blake Green
It's a plastic insert that installs in the bowl and hooks to the water line. Got it on ebay, and I'm watching for leaks, but it's working great. I thought it would be a leaky hunk of shit, but for the price I thought I would give it a try. So far so good.
Noah Torres
Nah fuck the haters I sit when I pee at home
Jordan Smith
I used to bleed heavily whenever I took shits, imagine cleaning that shit alongside the literal shit instead of just flushing my blood down the toilet and calling it a day. It would be a nightmare.
Jeremiah Gomez
you can do that without having a fucking mini inspection table in your toilet.
Liam King
Don't you peepee when you poopee?
Brandon Parker
The Germany of the 19th and early 20th century was the most advanced civilization technologically, culturally, and intellectually in the world at that time. WW I and II decimated the male population. I don;t think there is more than 5% of real Germans left in that country, genetically speaking.
Joshua Garcia
>potato nigger gets trolled
Come on, O'Retard.
Tyler Wilson
German scum, I'm gonna enjoy watching pathetic eurotrash die like a huge pile of waste.
Adrian Carter
Install a chin up bar above your toilet, then you can hang and shit while swinging your legs forward or do crunches.
Josiah Campbell
and germany specifically opposed that
Parker Ross
Europeans are poor so they have low-flow toilets, and different levers or buttons for pee and poo
I really hated my experience in Europe A Middle-class person in Europe would be considered dirt-poor in North America. Everyone there seems miserable and in desperate need of money since everything, especially food and utilities, is asinine expensive and they make relatively low wages
No thanks, I'll live in my comfy suburb with parkspace all around and costco 5 min away.
Joshua Nguyen
Go die for Israel Nothing meme about hygiene First martsharter whose toilet isn't covered in piss.
Honestly, pay attention the next time you stand up, keep track of the drops, it's very hard not to get them on the seat/ground/clothes. It's basic hygiene as in washing hands.
Xavier Russell
Just so you know, the US did this to Germany.
Mason Gonzalez
>leaf redemption arc
germans and brits really sit to pee too? even the males? please tell me this is just a meme. you guys are mememing, right?
Ryan Hill
>basic hygiene to piss like a woman
fucking W-E-W. it's not that hard to aim, Hans. or use toilet paper. jesus christ...
Wyatt Foster
>using the porcelain jew
Juan Johnson
Why would you risk missing (vital) information from poor lightning conditions? Actually there is a puddle of water on the inspection table, so only the big and heavy shits will live traces.
Joseph Peterson
It would work if you could abruptly stop the piss flow, but the arc always declines once you run out, and that is where it becomes hard to aim. I can imagine you blasting the lid and leaving it to the poor janitor.
Leo Diaz
>haha americans dont even have be-days to splash water on their crack >wtf how come americans shit into water that splashes water on your crack
remarkable.
Josiah Lopez
Is this fucking real? I only use urinals away from home and never piss with the lid down. It's basic hygiene.
Juan Morgan
you forgot haunted by toilet witch
Ethan Howard
I squat when shitting. That's the natural way and makes it come out smoother.
Cameron Wood
Urinals are bad too, literally every single one here has piss puddles below them. The stalls are better because most use them to poo, so they sit down. Lid stays up, the ring part you sit on stays down by the way, i don't know american toilet nomenclature.
Zachary Young
that is so fucking gay. an entire nation of men sit to pee.
Wyatt Peterson
turbo gay, but then, are you even surprised at this point?
Benjamin Flores
i guess not now that you mention it
Robert Howard
Standard German toilet was so that they could inspect their stool for pork worms.
Caleb Gray
That is, of course, before pork became outlawed by their new Halal overlords.
Jackson Perez
BAZINGA
Liam Cox
I might have figured out why you (americans) regard sitting while peeing as an irrational and disgusting thing to do. It's understandable when only women can use your toilets without this happening.
Christian Turner
I'm a burgerclap and I often sit to pee. Why not? Take a load off, relax.