Ask anything, I'll answer whatever you want about my country or whatever the fuck you want to ask

Ask anything, I'll answer whatever you want about my country or whatever the fuck you want to ask

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Sea recovery when?

Are you in the Balkans or the Middle East? Always forget.

are the whores cheap and beautiful over there?

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What the heck did you just fudging say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the bad guys, and I have over 300 kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with skill that has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your you're being traced right now so you better prepare for bad stuff. I will wipe you out. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over a million billion ways, and that’s just with my hands. Not only am I realling trained in karate, but I have access to the entire gun shelf of the United States army and I will use it to its full extent to wie your miserable butt off the face of the world, you little poop. If only you could have known what your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have fricking shushed. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdang idiot. I will put fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

How many do speak Russian approx in %?

Alright, you fucking autistic little piece of excrement. You've had your fun. You've shit up the entire thread, you've autistically screeched at yourself and successfully baited droves of anons into attempting to actually reason with you.
Are you happy? Does your life feel like it has some fucking form of meaning now? Sitting there with your shitty Walmart-bought foldout chair quivering under your immense weight, your disgusting fat rolls hanging off the sides and exuding a disgusting odor of sweat, semen, and fungus, smearing your keyboard you got from Goodwill that's missing the Y and L keys with Cheeto dust and pubic hair that collects under your fingernails since you never wash your hands after you furiously masturbate to futashit, does it feel like your fucking life has meaning now?
Does the light coming from the cheap Acer laptop your mom bought you so you'd stop fucking whining about "missing the chan" that illuminates her basement and the ratty sleeping bag in the corner strewn with chip wrappers and empty Mountain Dew cans give your life meaning? Do you wake up every day and decide not to end your worthless, virgin, disgusting, overweight, neckbearded existence because you know you can look forward to another day of flooding threads on Sup Forums with the same amount of loathing you commonly direct at yourself every time you look in a mirror that's big enough to hold your gargantuan reflection?
You make me fucking sick. Kill yourself.

Seems like never sadly
>American education
>cheap
Sure
>beautiful
Eeeh, sure you can find some good looking ones, but the beautiful ones ain't cheap, the cheap ones aren't very attractive
No idea, there's a small russia. Community in my city, but like less than 5000 people, really small

So they don't teach Russian in schools anymore?

They never did
Think you're confusing my flag lad

What country is that?

>I have a burger education

Oh sorry my bad, thought you were Lithuania

A FUCKING CANDY

no

How the fuck does a Mexican get access to US Army weapons? Fast and Furious?

Bolivia, south america, we used to have a coast, now we are landlocked and bitch about it.
Lots of Indians, lots of coke.

Will you ever stop using us to scapegoat your shitty economical situations

>Trying this hard to come across as a badass on Sup Forums, this is why we need a wall

Why does he have to kill himself? Aren't you going to trace him down and do it yourself, Paco?

What does it mean when a girl skirts around the question "do I mean something to you?"

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Yeah because I personally do that right?
The ones who do it are mostly crooked politicians trying to get the poor people's vote by saying that blaming Chile will somehow improve shit, which ain't true at all
I honestly think that working together with Chile more would improve a lot of shit, and we desperately need that
It means she's doesn't feels like you mean too much for her, but doesn't wants to be rude so she tries to avoid the question, at least that's what happens in my experience.
They just don't want to feel bad or feel like they're the "bad ones" for saying no.

How are you able to fit so many dicks in your holes at once?

You ever been on the Yungas road??

How is the Salar de uyuni?

Are the bugs fucked?

Is it better w/ Morales or w/ prior spaniard ubermenschen dictators

Idk the power of faggotry i guess

Fug. Should I just kill myself then or nah?

I hope you're not an occidental filth(colla), or even worse, a masista.
Evo is going the lose this coming election, faggot.

>Bolivia
Literally Who-tier country

Is your country comfy to live in?

Yungay Road is a meme. Stay away from tourist death traps

>literally too retarded to hover cursor over flag for 1 second

>You ever been on the Yungas road??
Not the road itself, but a lot of the roads are kinda similar to that one (although better built and safer)
>How is the Salar de uyuni?
Incredibly cold, you can take some cool ass pictures there, full of tourists as well
>Are the bugs fucked?
Aside from the thirty billion mosquitoes, not so much, repellent is necessary here

>Is it better w/ Morales or w/ prior spaniard ubermenschen dictators
Morales has done some good and bad shit, i like to pick on him but denying he has done so good would be stupid.
Wages are higher, petrol and gas is cheaper,infrastructure has improved a lot.
However living costs have risen and the salary of professionals haven't risen in such a long while, hell they even got reduced, there's tons of welfare programs that the government can't afford in the long run and they use them to buy poor people votes, and the corruption oh God.

If you're a poor person who likes gibs or better salaries for unskilled professions? He's amazing
If you like better infrastructure in the country? He's alright
If you like anything else he's not your kind of guy

Estenssoro and Banzer were hands down Bolivia's best presidents

Don't do it bro, probably said a million times before, but there's plenty of fish in the sea, i was in your position, took some years but I found a better girl.
You can do it lad :) I believe in you
Camba by birth, so are my parents, and their parents and the ones before them, befoe of that We WUZ spaniards and shiet
Also not a masista
That's why I answering questions
Quite alright, just avoid the western areas

Just

>Our economy is mostly based on coke.

Bolivia has big mining potential. Maybe they should treat foreign investors a little better.

Is Bolivia getting many Venezuela people moving there now?

>Bolivia has big mining potential. Maybe they should treat foreign investors a little better.
That was the main source of our economy for most of our history, back in the 40's tin was pretty much were our economy was centered, in the 50's the agrarian revolution happened in which indians tried to expropriate some terrains from whitey (and got some) then the tin prices collapese globally and most of the miners, now jobless, moved to those new expropriated farms, they tried to make a living, they soon found out they could make some money by selling coca, key ingredient for cocaine, so they made so much our economy shifted a bit, of course making coca ain't our main source of revenue, but it sure is a big one
>Is Bolivia getting many Venezuela people moving there now?
Not many, some black people moved recently to my neighborhood and they apparently are Venezuelans.
But they're like 5 people so not many

I haven't seen that much Venezuelan people migrating here recently in Santa cruz, also I can go months without seeing a single nigger or towel head. You have so many opportunities to invest here right now, you can live off pretty chill with a tad of effort. Camba Mestizo here BTW.

>I haven't seen that much Venezuelan people migrating here recently in Santa cruz, also I can go months without seeing a single nigger or towel head. You have so many opportunities to invest here right now, you can live off pretty chill with a tad of effort. Camba Mestizo here BTW.
I invest internationally through public companies, mostly mining.

I haven't heard much about Bolivia in some time. I think your leader scared away investment a while back, but from everything I have heard, the country seems to be reasonably well run.

Bolivia declared Israel a terrorist state.

timesofisrael.com/bolivia-declares-israel-a-terrorist-state/

Cheers to Bolivia

Can I live there on 200$ a month?

how's the coke?

which cartel are you a part of and how high up on the ladder are you?

would you be able to convince them to accept some white guy in to your group so he can work his was up the ladder until he is era the top then use his superior mental ability and general hatred of non whites to outwit and kill all the other competitors and become an ultra rich cocaine kingpin (asking for a friend)

>is era the top


is near the top*

It is quite well run tbqh, ain't gonna deny that
Best thing my govt has done
Minimum wage is 300$ A month tho, you could live with 200$ Sure
I love Coca-Cola
>Bolivia
>Cartels
Kek, the government is doing all of that shit, that's why rival cartels cant simply compete.

>Bolivia
>Cartels
Kek, the government is doing all of that shit, that's why rival cartels cant simply compete.
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What are political relations like with your neighboring countries?

Also what are you political parties like?

Are there any economic bubbles like with houses/loans like in the west?

fucking llama fucker I'm talking about cocaine. Fucking spics man

Most people from here hate them for coming only to leech public foundations
>tfw got bullied in school and got called bolivian till I finished it
It hurts but the reality is that retaliation should've been done many decades ago

>What are political relations like with your neighboring countries?
Kinda bad with chila with the whole war and sea shit, good with Brazil, and very good with other Andean countries
>Also what are you political parties like?
There's MAS (movement towards socialism) the majority party and the govt party, as the name suggests, a socialist party, then theres PDC (Christian Democratic Party) much like CDU in Germany, basically the same ideology, then there's UN (national unity) the most right wing party there is, ideologically they would be like Neocons
>Are there any economic bubbles like with houses/loans like in the west?
Not as much, my country wasn't affected as much during the 2008 recession, and doesn't seems to be en route to having economic hardships soon
>being this butthurt about a joke
No I haven't tried cocaine, I've been offered some but didn't want it

Are you proud of country?

What do you think the future will be like for Boliva?

You're woke, my fellow paisano. Good to know. What do you do for a living?

What are your education systems like and do they go over anything in regards to the Cold War?

And when you say neocons are the like Rockefeller republicans in that they are Liberal on social issues and conservative on Monetary issues?

Are there any up and coming technology firms in Bolivia?

How is day to day life like in your largest cities?

Does your country have a functioning military branch and does your government have any plans to expand its military departments?

How is corruption in your government aside from them running drugs?

Hell yes i am, i like that even piss poor peasants are proud of it.
I want to make my country better, and i think the future looks good for Bolivia, sure we have a fair set of problems, but i think if we set our minds tl it, we can fix many
Studying medicine, I should be studying rn tbqh, have a test tomorrow

>What are your education systems like and do they go over anything in regards to the Cold War?
Couldn't possibly tell you much about public schools, since i was educated at a private school, however we were indeed taught quite a lot about the cold war (besides it had direct effects in my own country, so i can see why)
History wise we we taught like this
>Prehistory
>Ancient civilizations
>Middle ages and renaissance
>colonialism
>independence movements in America
>WWI & WWII
>cold war
>"current era" (aka since '91 to today)

>And when you say neocons are the like Rockefeller republicans in that they are Liberal on social issues and conservative on Monetary issues?

They would be more like rockefeller republicans, they aren't an exact copy but the most similar i can think of

>re there any up and coming technology firms in Bolivia?
Can't really say, my cousin is working in that specific field, I should ask him about it
>How is day to day life like in your largest cities?
Pretty much like everywhere else, sire Bolivian cities are smaller than American cities, but we have all the commodities you guys have, we have all the fast fold franchises, maybe at smaller scale, but from my experience it's similar

>Does your country have a functioning military branch and does your government have any plans to expand its military departments?
Yes, ironically we even have an active Navy even without a coast
The govt has steadily been expanding the military
>How is corruption in your government aside from them running drugs?
One lf the biggest problems it has, not saying older govts werent corrupt, but the current one has worsened it, many people get their way and do what they want because they have connections or money.
A guy robbed my cousin at gun point twice, didn't serve any jail time and still walks free because his uncle is a cop

>How is corruption in your government aside from them running drugs?
Not so bad, Evo is trying to do another national referendum on whether he could go up again as a electoral candidate, in which he's gonna lose terribly desu, I honestly appreciate that almost all the money he's doing with coke is being invested in our country.