is this standard practice in bongland
Is this standard practice in bongland
Customer asked for relish
Yes
Do you think your waitresses aren't doing that to your food?
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>Bangers
White people need to season they food so bad they stuff em up they cooches lmao
All the time
yep
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Still better than ketchup
Don't spend your money eating at restaurants. prepare your own food.
HAHAHA
ah
>prepare your own food.
Mind your bell end however.
I want a subscription to Sunday Sport so bad
for the perfect saltyness desu
white people can't handle spices.
One of my personal favorites
>TL;DR the guy got his ballsack ripped out while testing it, bled out on the floor
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My favorite thing about UK papers is people pointing at things.
People point at a road
Man points at sign
Lady points at ceiling
Policewoman points at fried egg.
All of these are probably fake but fucking hell are they hilarious, I can't imagine how much fun it'd be to write for one of these tabloids.
>Pedro's getting nowhere near my olé
Oops
This one is briljant.
*pic
>muh amerifat education
I find this kind of hot and depending on how she looks and her cleanliness I would pay extra for such a hot dog.
Its like the Brit equivalent of Weekly World News
pff
I don't see the problem here. That road is in decent condition for a Britain
>all these foreigners posting stories from Sunday Sport
you realise that is like the Weekly World News right? it's humour, it's not stuff that actually happened
Yeah, it's fucking amazing
>a Britain
*Britain
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I would have tipped her and my fedora
kek, we have nothing of the sort here.
Red Pepper is pretty good too. Uganda's top tabloid. Site is slow as shit right now.
It's a local paper so whining is all they have to report on. Got to include the point too, or else the reader won't understand what's going on.
There's endless amounts of photos like this. Trying to find 'pointing at dog shit' which is surprisingly common.
Here's the illusive double point
They're pretty great memes, but I mean obviously no one would take this seriously.
i remember working at mac Donald's spitting on the Filet-O-Fish you know that shit tier burger only muzzies eat
nice, I normally have to pay extra for that.
I've always liked the "folded arms of disapproval" or the "hands on hips of dissatisfaction" myself.
Way back in the day I saw an 80's porno with this as the plot, the chicks would stuff the hot dogs up their cunts before serving.
Making fun of retarded people, how classy Brittons are.
>Someone actually has a folder of "great british headlines" to share with us.
Mate, even our (((journalists))) have top tier bants.
How deep does she get it
he look so much like a wojak its incredible
this was a major mystery though
>tabloid writers
>journalists
still more credible than msm tbqhwyf
can I have a hotdog with cheese and syphilis sauce please.
they literally are not fake, any of them
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That's a good one too. Also like 'so shocked I need to hold my face' and 'smells so bad I have to hold my nose'.
>take you back to the days of long hot summers, the queen's jubilee, and the man who hung around the viaduct exposing his winkle
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
Agreed, it's just funny that they are still asked to point at it when it's clear what's unusual about the photo. It's so 'local paper'.
Lol that road looks great, they should come to midwest usa, theyd shit themselves
Thats hot.
>Americans will never even have the option of knowing this feel
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>52 years
>Gran
Burgers you must nuke the bongs already to reach a higher state of society
Get rid of the bong degeneracy NOW
>burger meme
Saddest tits ive ever seen. Mournful tits. I want to build those titties a couple small caskets and hold a tasteful funeral for them
Bangers and mash is actually pretty good.
Just imagine the taste and smell of it.
Don't make them too tasteful or she'll probably eat them
Please, you know what hotdogs are made off?? Her sweaty puss is the healthiest thing going on with that meal
Lower classes believe these stories.
>I'd go over 20% for that
that fell flat m8
Any Schumer is getting desperate. Sad.
My mother was a nan at 45, due to my brother.
>it's real
Impressive
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Your brother fucked your mother?
This stuff has to be fake.
No, he just got some cunt pregnant at 19. Biggest mistake of his life, I'd say. He loves his kids, but that's another story.
>He loves his kids, but that's another story
Oh lawd shit just got darker
I would pay extra for this if the girl was hot.
>hot dogs are getting laid and im not
Are you implying 26 is not perfectly fine reproductive age? Did you drink a lot of lead paint as a kid?
lol
It doesn't matter, all British food is awful.
>Mad europoors at superior British cuisine
>Italy
at least you can eat British food without having to wash your hands for 5 minutes due to all the greasy olive oil.
Not wanting your food stuffed into a wizards sleeve.
Are you gay?
I'd stick my hotdog up her privates if you get my drift.
Pointing at things and the compo face are my favourite things
Its the 30 year old grandmothers you need to worry about, hell they could probably go as low as 20 year old grandmothers for something real fucked up, 52 year old grandmother is respectable.
>20y/o gran
While technically possible if the stars align, not realistically possible.
25y/o gran however? Possible. Unlikely, but possible.
With the magic of Islam, a 15 year old gran is probably possible.
>6 year olds being fertile
No. Simply no. No matter what hormones you pump into a child's body, no matter how much you fuck them, it simply wouldn't happen.
Hell, even at 12 years old, the risks posed by pregnancy are extremely high even in comparison to normal pregnancy.
Youngest pregnancy was a 6 year old m8.
It is, and it's hilarious.
>re-enforced steel
Delete this, baka
Vaginas are so fucking vile and disgusting. Just smell one when it gets an infection.