Make sure you don't eat Indian food

I went with my family out to eat dinner last night and my half sister recommended we try a new Indian restaurant. I enjoy experiencing new cultures and trying new foods so I was eager for the opportunity. What follows is one of the worst experiences in my dining life .

>everything is a mashed paste
>no side salads with ranch dressing
>can't even order a baked potato
>bottled water only, no tap
>no salmon
>free after dinner mints but no PRE dinner rolls


Does anyone here like this shit? England how did you make this your national food?

Fuck off Zhang.

>in my dining life .
English is hard eh ? Rice nigger

Fuck off chink

Indian restaurant
>Eat with hands
>everything is spicy smells shit
>chef is a harry coon
>everyone there stares at white people and make you feel like you no belong
Also
>eating food made by people who use their hand as toilet paper

Backlash from Canada? Surprising

Thats because you dont belong get out of the restaurant

>walk into indian restaurant
>they don't have some bollywood video mixtape playing on some shitty tv
>leave

The socially awkward guy at my work asked the new Indian girl if she had any restaurant recommendations in the area.

You forgot
>eat with your hands like an animal

>walk into indian restaurant
>they don't serve dog
>leave

Vju

Cool, what did she say?

>I enjoy experiencing new cultures
Fuck off.

Going to indian restaurant expect european cuisine.
Are you retarded?
Chicken tikka massala with dai raita and a butter naan is amazing.

For all those americans who live under a fucking stone, usually indian restaurants have forks and knives you don't need to eat with your hands as you are used to in your burger diners.

Indian food is fucking delicious. One of my favs

Indian food is delicious but you know this OP.
Pretending to be retarded is still fairly retarded. retard.

Indian food is awesome. Indian women too.

im sorry, but indian food is disgusting. truly, a cuisine fit for peasants

Once we purge the Muslimes, the Sikhs and Hindus can stay as long as they keep making that delicious curry.

>Rice
>"Bread" (shitskin tier dry flatbread)
>"Cheese" (thickened cream pressed until it's solid)
>Meat in sauce

Truly a country of gourmets.

Goddamn, that is some terrible bait.

This. Pakora and butter chicken with naan is amazing. I found a Malasian place that is run by asians and make curries using tandoori meats. Fucking great and they know how to poo in loo.

>enjoy experiencing new cultures
First mistake

>>no ranch dressing
>>can't even order a baked potato
>>no salmon
>indian resturaunt
????

>>free after dinner mints but no PRE dinner rolls
Lmao how fat do you need to be? Just eat your fucking meal mate.