Brit/pol/ - The American Heritage Edition

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4640214/HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-maiden-voyage.html
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>Police officers injured after chimpout, could be the start of the 2017 riots
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

>Muslim woman driver crashes into muslims at the end of their fast of peace
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

>David Davis '"pretty sure" of Free trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40397312

>Tommy Robinson in trouble (again) after being filmed punching a man at Ascot
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559
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>Phillip Hammond allegedly wanted for interim Prime minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ministers-want-philip-hammond-as-a-caretaker-prime-minister-a7807441.html
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>Taigs are rejoicing the fact they breed like pakis
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/news-analysis/demographics-are-shifting-towards-a-united-ireland-we-must-have-a-plan-35865222.html
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>MORE cladding on tower blocks has failed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grenfell-fire-towers-safety-tests-failures-sajid-javid-latest-a7809281.html
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>Private landlords not submitting their cladding for testing, claims Savid 'Sacrificed his morals for no reason' Javid
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>Cladding firm ends global sales for tower block cladding type that was used on the paki candle
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40409981

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This DUP deal is why Brexiters are the laughing stock of the world.

Only in a pro-Brexit government would bribery be considered legal and encouraged.

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benis

>reminder that tripfags, karenposters and Moral Men are quintessentially brit/pol/

ere lads. does prozac inhibit REM sleep? would explain why i hardly dream anymore

>ywn cum so hard you wake up

my nan used to remove her teeth and chase me around. I hate old people.

Hope you lads have all said your prayers today

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Never seen so much English heritage in one image

First for Sir Oswald Mosley.

Third time's a charm.

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Oh do fuck off. It's a fraction of what we send the EU, and I support their values a great deal more.

I guarantee if you killed everyone there you'd lost nothing of any real value.

>Trump nor his close relatives have never taken emoluments
OUT

>How much is that and how many coronary bypasses would i need after it?

>say you won't hold a snap election
>hold a snap election
>lose your majority to an unelectable old commie
>have to pay william ulsterman one billion so you can cling onto power

May is one of the worst PMs of all time

>Each and every single one of those people lives less than 10 miles from me

The people screeching about this wouldn't bat an eyelid if that money went to London or Scotland. they're just lashing out because they lost.

>Trump nor his close relatives have never taken emoluments
This is a true statement. Some foreign ambassador paying for a hotel room at a Trump hotel isn't a foreign gift to Trump, it's a business transaction with a brand which Trump is no longer even directly tied to.

Hi fellow Birminghamistan resident

>bribery is okay when it supports what I like

Trump doesn't take bribes, he makes deals.

GCHQ here, can you confirm if you have been looking at lorries for hire?

Mohammed cubed
Where in the caliphate do you live?

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Edgbaston, but not the good part. The shitty part right near Ladywood. You?

kek

Hello lads!

Hello there fellow Birmingham Uni student

fugg and that's jsut the men, they have wives, kids, grandkids all living and working in a muslim community in a housing estate that is muslim, going to mosque, coming home. Police can't investgate anything because nobody talks, community report no crimes about child rape, beatings and assualts, rape, all dealt with in internal sharia courts that have no legal standing but if nobody is willing to talk to police they are the only courts that matter.

they are basically going full chicago nigger, it's going to be amazing.

Maybe next year, they're literally tens of thousands in an open park. Even if I fucked it, I would get a few odd hundred

You say bribery like it's going to the DUP itself.

I'm not a student anymore. Lived in Selly Oak when I was studying

Don't forget us lads ;-;

>Edgbaston, but not the good part. The shitty part right near Ladywood. You?
I live like 5 minutes away from you user, watch out.

Post your favourite monarch

netflix and chill?

it is

It's quid pro quo.

Money for votes

Any of you lads ever read any Clive Barker?

YANKS OUT

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I'll have you know I am 1/2 Irish, and 1/4 English thank you very much. More white than your English mayor of London.

Everyone lost this election you fool.

The alternative of course being a Labour government which hands out even more to Scotland, Wales, and various liberal and environmental causes for votes?

might wanna take canada off they are only 70%

You sure? I thought Jeremy won

You can't beat King Henry VIII, The ultimate lad

You need to leave the EU next

yh yh senpai, on my way

read some of his old stuff like his Books of Blood, Hellbound Heart, Cabal and Damnation Game. why lad?

wanna watch GLOW?

Meet up and kiss

2/10, made me twitch and reply

DELETE THIS

I think the DUP and Sinn Fein won tbqhwyf

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23andheeb says i'm 100% european, suck it mohammed

>"We have far more in common than that divides us" - Jo Cox

Just an underrated quote that I think we need to remember.

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>redistributing the wealth from a rich part of the nation to a poorer part

Socialist cucks have no right to be mad

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What purpose do the pictures serve? I think we all can imagine what a white and black person look like.

Or was this made for Americans who haven't seen a white person since the 80's?

Who else here has an almost permanent on-going /existentialcrisis/?

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WTF is AIAN and HPI

boxmunchy

Meaningless platitude.

> Giving your DNA to a private company woned by Amazon

you're too dumb to be white

It's true. Same with flies. The fruit fly shares about 60% of its DNA with humans so we have far more in common than that which divides us.

Dont even know why events like these go ahead anymore. Hard to protect against that sort of thing.

Get a Puff Dog

he isnt ethnically english though is he

its like all our hispanics calling themselves "american" meme lad

I was just thinking about one of his I read, Sacrament I think, and how at one point the main character goes on a full-on bumfest in a nasty gay club in San Francisco in the middle of all the horror parts. It just popped into my head that I'd still buy Clive a pint for all that but I'm getting really fucking tired of everyone around me deciding they're bisexual and they're going on a pride march.

This. I made this mistake. They won't delete your data for like 5 year, or something.

A salad

Chinese.

>oh no they will make clones of me without my permission

AIAN = American Indian and Native
HPI = Hawaii/Pacific Islander

What? So if someone posted the old "I'm 12 and what is this"? Meme they would get banned?

>HPI- Hawaiian Pacific Indian
>AIAN- Red Indian
You will be
>40.3% white + 0.7% +0.2
That is a total of 41.2%, worse than Cucknada you fat fucking fool

I wish they would, just so I could kill myself.

American Indian and Alaska Native
Not sure about HPI, something to do with Indian though I assume.

>your clone kills himself too

Mainly for the AIAN and HPI
It happens right in the middle of their stronghold

Seems that way, best of luck lad.

Beetroot

The joke was about me killing my clone so that I could finally kill myself, because I'm too pussy to do it to myself.

multi pack of extra value crisps from tescos

Was that the t. 15, 16, 17 year old one?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

lol, what a shameful dump of a country. cant shill against undesirables so they get their frustration out on the US. what a feminized country full of pussies

Some Indians are worth importing, lad. Not Pakis though.

It was.

If you're willing to jump without being strapped to something then good fucking riddance.

hope no one reports you again m8 !

Then it worked.

Bullshit. Car wraps cost a lot more than £375 each, and that looks a good quality one too. That's at least £2,500 to do two cars, likely more since the gov always overspend by about 800%

Bet she was in the multicult.

Just got back from Rosyth lads, she fucking huge, there was a real sense in the air that everyone knew that 1000's of shitskins that are currently walking the earth will die at the hands of our nations monster carrier.

I was left feeling protected, like a babe in a nurses bosom

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No need for that pham

I'll just never make a joke again.