Share the Road With Cyclists!

Why are there so many angry motorists out there that refuse to share the road with cyclists? Most are courteous but there's a sizable chunk of the motoring public that doesn't seem to pay attention or even give a fuck. Like some stupid cunt who flipped me off because she was pulling into the starbucks driveway while I was riding past, she had to slow down (not stop) for a whopping 2 seconds. What a bitter rude cunt. Or the dumb old cunt who hit me when she pulled into the car wash because she was fucking facebooking (this also while i was on the sidewalk not even in the roadway).

Some park in the bike lanes and you're forced to enter traffic and go around, or when there is no bike lane so you ride on the right of the fog-line and they still cuss you out, and honk at you for doing it.

Also when there's a bicyclist you're coming up on and got the whole road to yourself, move over a bit and give them around 1m of clearance. Some of your 2017 Earth Destroyers can create quite the suction and pull the cyclist towards the vehicle. Remember:

Share The Road!

Fucking two-wheelers think they own the road. They should put a stationary bike in their mother's basement.

I honk at bikes on the road when our city paid a fortune to get bike paths installed

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amazing

Even the one in a million cyclists who follow the law still slow down traffic on city streets significantly. They all deserve public execution

>tfw always ride my bike around because everything is close by
>tfw assholes try to cut it too close
>tfw either kick out their head light or use the peddle to scrape the shit out of their fender

nigger just ride the shoulder like me, cagers can't contain their bloodlust and cannot be trusted to share road-space. Besides, why would you want to ride on the road, there's fucking cars there.

>Why are there so many angry motorists out there that refuse to share the road with cyclists?
Why should I share the road with people who have no business being in the road?

>slow down traffic

lol, most of people who go to work by a car drive alone and take 2 or 3 m^3 of the road while people who ride public communication, bikes and motorbikes are super eficient if you consider road-space ocupation, you mathematically illiterate nigger

>motorists have to spend time learning to take a driving test to use the road in a fully safe manner
>cyclists somehow think there's nothing wrong with them being able to use the same roads with zero required knowledge of how they should behave

you mother fuckers have no idea how to behave on roads and assume it's the driver's fault when you blindly cycle into traffic despite our best efforts to constantly be on the look out for you idiots in our wing mirrors

Because it is illegal to ride on the sidewalks. You are supposed to cycle on the street.

>Try to kick a car as it moves quickly by you
>Lose control and tumble off bicycle into the path of another car
>Drivers everywhere unite in celebration

In Europe, I think bikes should do what ever the hell they want. They are not going at speeds that don't let them react fast enough.

Cars are slowly going to lose their rights and soon only automats will be able to enter cities.

SUCK IT 4WHEELY

I see there's lots of fat fucks in here think they wont still have cheeseburgers at McDonalds if that ass hole cyclist holds you up for a whopping 2-3 seconds?! Go outside and lose some weight you disgusting lard asses. Dont hate me cuz you aint me. Also cyclists pay for the roads too.

Those streets were made for 4 wheeled cars.

Bikes have no rules bitch

I said shoulder, not sidewalk. Most modern roads have a large enough shoulder, only old rural roads and shitty inner cities lack them.

>i'm a vehicle! i'm allowed to use the road! share it, assholes.
>brb blowing through stop lights and stop signs

t. cyclists

doesn't the US have special bike lanes? wtf

Here's a rule you can't escape: If I drive over you and keep going you will die.

Fuck cyclists. I crowd them every chance I get and I'll throw things at them.

>assholes try to cut it too close

nobody is trying to get too close to you, fucker, they're more concerned with not hitting cars on the other side of the road when overtaking you as you slowly ride along with a good metre of space between yourself and the pavement, because cyclists lack any judgement of space

>Those streets were made for 4 wheeled cars.

exactly why you shouldn't be on them

It's the land of the car.
Even France has better infrastructure
Who cares, enjoy jail. You sill end up being a bitch

That's my issue. If you want to pretend you are a car, follow the fucking rules. Just lay on the horn next to bikers, it scares the shit out of the,

Most bike lanes in US are usually filled with people just parking their cars in them so you are forced to move in and out of the bike lanes.

I would bash your head in so hard. I love getting infront of a group of bicyclists and slow right down. They try to get around and I speed up, then slow down again. My dream is that one of these faggots touches my car. I have a steal bar under my seat. It hasn't tasted blood in a while

Not as much as you guys, but we're moving that direction more. My local two towns are finally adding a path between them after decades of people walking or biking the shoulder, but it had to be crowdfunded to meet a large donor's donation, then that sum was enough to qualify the project for a state grant to fund the other half. It's been a long road but it's happening.

Soon your shitty 1999 car won't be able to cruise those streets. Enjoy till you can

They go slower than our cars, they act like they deserve to be on the road and they're generally /fit/ faggots.
Run em over

Last night I was biking home from a concert and as I was about to pass some guy, he immediately pulls over the the right and hits me. after I jumped off some black were walking by and said "you good man? fucking asian drivers man"

Maybe in your municipality but not mine

"Cycling" is agenda 21 shit to destroy affordable long distance travel and freedom of movement.

I do the same as the Leaf.
Most of the time they either stop and get out of the car, giving me time to go away, or they try to push me with their bumpers but get shitted faced cause i'm still faster hah

I'm going to enjoy the day when you're killed by a self driving car that had no idea you were riding in the middle of the road because it didn't see any gps signals in front of it

>Frog
Are assault cars still legal in France?

>don't pay registration
>don't pay for insurance
>don't pay gas taxes to maintain roads
>don't pay car taxes to maintain roads
>think they have the same right to the road as everybody else
Fuck cyclists. They should have to carry insurance like everybody else on the road.

We're not a country nearly the size of a city. We have the 3rd largest country by area in the world and unlike Canada and Russia much of that is perfectly habitable filled with small towns and cities around every corner.
We have some bike lanes but there is no fucking way we are going to spend billions upon billions of dollars ensuring every part of the US has them.

in my opinion the US should step over to high speed trains of 370 miles per hour instead of using cars since it's faster and cheaper

My car is a personification of me, therefore I am aggressive when driving because I am a hot blooded male. If some runt cyclist is in the way why should I give him any room? What is he doing for me? How do I benefit, as I'm not a woman who benefits from 'kind acts'? I bet you're a socialist

Too bad you won't get the news you rostbif

Also you don't have a single fucking idea of how a self driving car works, please kill yourself
>it didn't see any gps signals in front of it
You made me laugh in real life, good job

Sorry, I don't speak roadkill.

you'll be splattered on some french road in a year's time, I pity you

Funny, real funny. But I'm one of those people that will hurl my change from my ashtray at you or anything else that comes to hand. I knocked a guy off his bike once just by pushing him from the window. Now that was funny. I hope you die of painful ass cancer from bouncing up and down on your cock shaped seat faggot. Also,

>agreeing with a leaf and being proud of it

You really should just kys now

Never mind the fact that we also have cars. Not our fault you insist on being lazy, indolent, and fat.

I like how you think that because Honda and Ford cucked the shit out of you everyone else should be cucked also.

No really, a car and enough fuel to get across the country was actually affordable.
They want to lock the goyim into payments or lock them out of auto ownership all together.
That's why more and more poor Millenials and wagies are stuck on bicycles.

then why is China using bikes and spending a lot of money on it?

you wouldn't do shit

I both drive and bike. Doing both has made me a more careful driver and a more respectful biker. Most bikers are dicks who don't follow traffic laws at all, and most drivers shouldn't have a license in the first place. Everyone is pretty much a faggot besides me.

Cyclists are cucks.

We're working on that.

Suck it boi
Sometimes I'll challenge the guy behind me to push. Just as he does, felling in my trap, I push their rearviewer and smash the shit.

In 17 years I never had any problems, stay mad you jewlover.
I'll enjoy my juice as you pay your insurance

I fucking hate cyclists.
What drives a man in his fucking 40s or 50s to ride a children's toy all around town while wearing garishly colored skin tight faggot garb?
Mid life crisis?

It's 21 century you apes, who the fuck uses bikes anymore, use a car like a normal person. Cyclists BTFO

Most people that drive today have no road courtesy. Same fags that don't understand the concept of merging or will throw on their turn signals and immediately come into your lane.

it's a good thing, you Americans only fogrot the north though or there just isn't enough people wanting it in that area

>I would bash your head in so hard.

yeah, no you wouldn't.

Are you mad that your piece of shit made in mexio car powered by iran keeps you poor and OPEC rich??? Or the fact that my $500 made in AMERICA bicycle thats powered by AMERICAN MUSCLE has blown my savings account sky high, made me healthier, and made your wife want to fuck me?!!

Those fuckers shouldn't be allowed on the road.
Ride on the footpath you worthless sacks of shit, it's where slow scum like you belongs.
And don't get me started on those faggots who group up in packs of 10 or 20 riders at once and take up a whole lane of traffic.
Every time I see those shitters I feel like just putting the pedal to the medal and seeing if I can get a high score.
What makes you think you have the right to slow traffic to 20kmph?

Once again, everyone lives in one part of the country. The US is scattered out pretty well compared to other large countries.

I live in Cambridge which has a huge number of cyclists and they are a fucking pain in the arse.
They constantly run red lights even when pedestrians are crossing (had my foot run over before), undertake when I'm signalling to turn, wobble all over the road or are slow to take off at a green light because they're texting and cycle on the pavement even though we've spent so much money on cycle lanes absolutely fucking everywhere. And then they turn round and complain that we're not doing enough for them.

yeah, in the east mostly Uyghurs live

because cyclists go too fucking slow
get off the road or keep up with the cars

where im from on rural roads cyclists pull all the way over to the side and i still get annoyed at them because they are always at the slowest point of an uphill blind corner or something where you shouldn't pass but you eventually do anyway

Someone post top gear

Don't act like its a deliberate decision. You're just too poor to own a car. I pity you poor faggot. Get a life son. Get some respectability. You gonna take your girl on a date sitting on your handlebars? Oh, that's right, you can't get a girl because you're a poor little faggot with his awesome 8 speed. You're probably the exact type of dude that serves me my food and drinks. Pathetic

Autofags are the worst.
Impatient fat ass lards that can't wait 5 seconds for you to cross the street, and 90% almost run you over because they don't give a fuck and don't want to yield to you even if you have the right of way.

ITT asshurt cagers who think getting to Golden Corral before the buffet closes is their God-given right

get your own road you fucking hipster faggot

>17 years riding a push bike

You really are pathetic. Grow up kid

Ha! You knob-jockey. When all cars are autonomous and self-drive is not allowed in cities neither will cyclists. Luckily this isn't going to happen in your or my life-time.

There isn't much need for highspeed rails up there. It's primarily farmland, nuclear bases, and Indian reservations. There are some major cities up there but they're not important enough for a highspeed rail yet.

The only time that happens is when using the turn lane or at a stop light, and the cyclist (me) will out-pace your car on the start-off every time. Try harder. You never see a real cyclist ride right in the middle of a public thru-fare like. They always ride to the right of the road, and most often to the right of the fog-line. Nice try Jr.

roads were built for roads you bike riding fuck

You're just a fucking douche and should be purged from society. I'm a red blooded male too hurr durr but I'm not above showing common courtesy to my fellow citizens. You sound like a nigger.

Most cyclists are nothing but a bunch of spoiled little bitch assholes. They want you to "share the road" but they don't want to follow the goddamned traffic laws. They pass you at lights, then hold up traffic so they can move their slow fucking asses through a turn.

If you want to share the road, then get in line behind the traffic that was there before you. Don't think that you're so fucking special that you get to jump to the front of the line and hold everyone else up. Every time I see some asshole on a bike pulling that shit, I pull over to the right so they can't get by. Fuck them.

Fact is, they don't want to "share" the road, they want everyone kowtowing to them. Typical fucking snowflake bullshit.

You don't say.

I'd say it's the opposite.
Pedestrians are fucking suicidal sometimes.
I'm driving along and some guy decides to cross the street.
He sees me coming so he stands in the middle of the road waiting for me to pass.
I slow down and move to the rightmost side of the lane to give him a wide berth.
He sees me moving out to the side so he takes another step so he's centimeters away from me running over his toes.

Fucking lunatics.
Don't they realise how much they're playing with death?

Why would we give a fuck about poor, useless scum that can't even afford a car? You are the dregs of the earth. Take what you are given peasant. Anyone with means would not risk their life riding on busy streets. You're poor. That's funny

Cyclists are total dicks to pedestrians so, good that they get what's coming to them.

you should cut that out. They'll hit your mirror, then when you get out to fight them they'll film you and your license plate. You can't win and should probably just give up and kill yourself, cagefag.

Just stay off the fucking road so I don't run all you motherfuckers over, completely ridiculous find a fucking sidewalk

the trains are mostly for people who have an middle income and can't afford a plane ticket like

this thread reminds me just how good things are for cars, bikes and pedestrians over here.

Americans are funny peeps

What bothers me about motorcyclists is they get free parking in the city.
Fuck, I wish I had a bike just for that

>gas tax pays for paving roads to be used for cars
>surprised motorists run over bicycle poorfags

Using rhetoric to defend nigger tier behavior is Sup Forums 101 my man

i learnt something today, thanks user

the law explicitly states the bikes are meant for the road user

I'm sorry, OP. But I absolutely hate bikecunts. They never obey any rules, are often without helmets, and have sport a sense of entitlement that dares me to hit them.

They should be subjected to all the same indignities as operators of motor vehicles, including licensing, requirements for liability insurance and towing of inappropriately parked bicycles.

>cagefag

I love this delusion. I'll be laughing at you riding in the rain while I sip my latte, listening to morning radio, with the heater up all nice and comfy

If the crosswalk says WALK I have the fucking right of way. Wait your god damn turn you impatient fuck.
Because I'm not polluting, not falling for the insurance jew, not indirectly funding terrorism, and not so much of a lard ass I need to drive a fucking humvee to go one block to eat the all you can eat buffet.

Your fat and diabetic, who thinks you need to turn on the game console to work out, now THATS funny!

Also daily reminder that alot of bikes cost more than your pile of shit made in china used car.

9/10 near-misses I see are the cyclists fault. Running stop lights, stop signs, not signalling turns or lane changes, etc. Too many cyclists think they're exempt from traffic laws like a pedestrian.

I don't mind if people follow the rules.
We locally had a ton of money pissed away on a cycle lane on the main road in town. My town is built laregly upon one main street.
This was difficult, because it has now narrowed the road, and going INTO town, you need to use the pavement on the other side, because there wasn't enough room.
It's a real shitshow.

People who take it up as a hobby, I try to respect. I realise they're also drivers, but I live in Newquay, which is full of brain dead, retarded moron hippy bar workers and surfers that can't drive, and either only skate or ride a bike at night with no safety visilbity gear or helmets. They cycle the wrong way on one way streets.

I hope those cunts die the most fucking painful death imaginable on the open road.

LEARN THE RULES

Fucking right m8

Exactly the opposite in my experience desu senpai

I'm talking right in the middle of the road.
No crosswalk.
Wouldn't bother me if it was at a crosswalk because I'd stop.
I think you burgers call it jaywalking?
Why don't pedestrians have any self preservation instinct?

>break the law so you don't inconvenience me