Brit/pol/ - Happy Hitchens edition

>Theresa May's enfeebled body to be controlled by the DUP animatronics department
news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4640214/HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-maiden-voyage.html

>Police officers injured after chimpout, could be the start of the 2017 riots
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

>Grenfell Tower: Cladding firm ends global sales for tower blocks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40409981

>Muslim woman driver crashes into muslims at the end of their starvation thingy they do each year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

>David Davis '"pretty sure" of Free trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40397312

>Tommy Robinson in trouble (again) after being filmed punching a man at Ascot
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559

>Phillip Hammond allegedly wanted for interim Prime minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ministers-want-philip-hammond-as-a-caretaker-prime-minister-a7807441.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=4-aMfru6UV8
Give me the conviction that this man has in what I do
With it, I could change the world

This is what happens when you let niggers run security

>"GIV ME THE LOOT!!"

youtube.com/watch?v=O0h_uFwlzyo

Okay this is the audio I recorded when filming outside the French embassy in London at a UAF protest against Marine Le Pen, vocaroo.com/i/s1dSmyzrg4H1

That was after a heated exchange with a protester that I was also filming vocaroo.com/i/s1epvgedB1Eq

post BBC/Sky News Presenters

“What happened to our traditional qualities? They’re fucking ruined. I don’t care if I die, I’m fighting for what I believe in and that is the future of my country, my folk, and my race.”

I bet rightly's bmi is in the obese range.

Not one white person there.

Why?

Can't help but notice the LGBT flag there mate

No reason.

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Because you're obviously an obsessive shut in with no life and thus most likely obese.

Not obese though.

First for Tommy's life is a living hell

youtube.com/watch?v=ATWewNC8pxM

Really activates those almonds

Rightly you "traditional conservative" madman. Haha. You upset him at the end there.

Shut-ins are the healthiest people in Britain because they avoid coming into contact with this dying society

Why do Liberals love harry potter so fucking much

They're only sending their best.

Oh for fucks sake not again.
I miss orcposting.

Rev Ian Paisley is Dumbledore

You held your ground well, sounds like the guy in the second clip was getting pretty aggressive.

>Not obese though.
Sure thing fat boy.

It's Jews vs Nazis with magic

I am not Sup Forums, my nigger.

The Irish bloke? Yeah he got pretty butthurt, seemed to think that Muslims were a race, probably not too intelligent.

or you would capitulate to terrorists you said you would smash and then die.

round my way we all call ur mums cunt the firing range

3 days into a nofap lads. Everytime I see a picture of thicc I am going crazy

>be me
>always loved apocalyptic literature growing up
>wondered what the world ending would be like if it was Zombies, fire, xenomorphs, flood, invasion of killer sofas
>realise that one day, due to the inevitability of death. The world will end for me
>shortly after dad dies
>All my grandparents die a couple years after and within a year or two of each other
>mum dies
>realise every ticking second is my own death coming
>Had depression ever since. Utterly incapable of doing anything other than existing and waiting to die. Totally crippled. Went from normie with fiance to fat neet who can't even speak a full sentence.
>spend all day dreaming of all the things I could have done with the gift of life
>mostly just wish someone else had stayed alive and not me.
And the apocalypse wasn't even anything cool either, it's Islamic.
Fuck this gay earth.

Arry Porrer is plebeian but they don't have intelligence to understand LotR.

>3 days
Christ man up lad. If you're over age 21 and you're still masturbating, sort your life out.

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Typical Limousine Liberal 2bh

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why r u such a big meanie?

Can't hear shit over retardeds """"""""""protesting"""""""""""

You sound even more of a bender than I imagined.

>not masturbating at least 4times a day from 14 to 24

well then

I got bullied by brit/pol/ into never phoning up Farage's radio show again after I said "er" too many times :(

Well *I* think my voice is beautiful.

Jesus, they don't have a clue why they're there or what they're opposing

Owen Jones sounds like a top compared to you.

lad, best time to go check out some hot tranny pics
if u get a rager then u can lie to urself and blame it on the wankquit

>people choose to be Muslims though, doesn't that denigrate racism where people don't choose?
Nuclear

Upload the video.

How the fuck do I sort myself out?

>No job
>Slightly overweight
>Fap 3 times a day
>Crippling debt
>21 years old
>Forget to do things like clean, shower, eat etc

Help

I hope you all die to be honest.

Don't become me would be your first step

>>No job
Even cashier plebs have jobs. Are you worse than a cashier pleb?
>>Slightly overweight
Starting strength, fatty
>>Fap 3 times a day
Stop fapping
>>Crippling debt
Get a trust deed
years old
Plenty of time
>>Forget to do things like clean, shower, eat etc
Clean, shower and eat

Theresa the retard has apparently found the magic money tree and used it to buy a majority from the DUP for the bargain price of £1billion.

Hang in there, Kid. I think there're a few surprises in store for you yet.

Could have been the microphone :(

It takes many hours to do on my computer.

Wonder how she's going to justify that when the country is crippled and she tries to push a VAT increase by 2.5%

>Why do Liberals love harry potter so fucking much
Or, we could just put him to death?
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwZJ55g80Q

Viewed from a different perspective, Liberals are looking pretty sane.

>Trust deed
??

You still got the audio, lad? What did you call in about?

She'll struggle to justify it. First the Welsh and Scots complain because 'muh barnett formula', she'll give them money to shut them up. Then English regions get pissed off at her because there's no money for us, but apparently loads for the rest of the UK. She's fucked basically

Oh wait just learned it's Scotland only.

Lol.

Nah you're fucked m8. How'd you end up in debt?

Rightly So is a tripfag of peace

youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>No job
If you have a mental illness like you probably do, go to your GP and get diagnosed and ask about benefits.

>Slightly overweight
Don't eat more than 2000 calories, count every single calorie you eat or drink.

>Crippling debt
gov.uk/options-for-paying-off-your-debts/overview

>21 years old
Not a problem. Many people start their lives much later on.

>Forget to do things like clean, shower, eat etc
No you didn't. You know, but they have fallen out of habit. Start doing them again.

Isn't it just basically an IVA?

We shouldn't allow witchcraft to be normalised. It is evil. The idea of a school of hundreds of kids learning how to perform curses, tricks and illusions, so they can form an elite class which effectively rules and manipulates all of human society, this is supposed to be a warm happy children's story? It's demented and wrong

Dunno, but I got one of my clients on it when he had £8000 or so owed, they stopped interest, and he ended up paying £90 a month for 4 years and the rest was written off.

Not me.

This one is me but I wasn't the one who uploaded it. youtube.com/watch?v=prRXQDcSKw8 Tried to ask him about ethno-nationalism (3 minutes in) but I got cut off by him.

Please be foreign aid cuts
Please be foreign aid cuts
Please be foreign aid cuts
Please be foreign aid cuts
Please be foreign aid cuts
Annnndddddddd!

Its more cuts to the disabled and working class!

I have two rules regarding tripfags: Ignore or be mean. I'm quite kind in my remarks to anons, although I might throw a picture their way if I get asked dumb questions.

>Erm
>Uh
>Err
>But
>Em
>Erm

WEW lad

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It was national radio :(

It's like she's trying to please everyone in a spectacularly stupid way. They wont cut foreign aid to avoid being called racist, but idiots will call them racist anyway just for Brexit.

Christ lad. Least you know what rock bottom is

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He didn't cut you off did he? He answered your question.

I reckon
>We're approaching a recession and we think the best course of action is to raise VAT to 22.5%
>But wait mum, the current VAT rate was taken to 20% because of recession and it never came back down!
>;)

Get star struck by Nigel fucking Farage

No, on my recording of the call after he said "I hope that answers your question" I tried to say "no" or something else and it wasn't put through because he cut me off.

I hate J K but man I'd bugger her rotten

I just realised I'm a contrarian ):

It might be something to do with the fact that I speak to other people relatively few times per week compared to people who go outside and talk to friends.

>n-no senpai

Oh man.

Still, more balls than I'd have

Let me just see if I still have that phone call recording on my phone.

Kek, I didn't think it was that bad desu, just sounded like most of the people you get ringing up to speak on the radio.

Wouldnt suprise me, we can deffinelty single out corporation tax hikes as that would put off a lot of foreign investment the last thing the tories would want to do and revert on.

This seems like the best option for me: citizensadvice.org.uk/debt-and-money/debt-solutions/administration-orders/setting-up-an-administration-order/applying-for-an-administration-order/

Join the club this entire board is full of those who reject popular societal norms and opt for the eccentric alternatives to life.

You realise it's a story, right? You should banish myths like King Arthur at the same time, Macbeth, and virtually every children's tale you ever read or had read to you, including Hansel and Gretal, Snow White, Cinderella, and the Wizard of Oz while you're at it. I could carry on but I don't want to write a dissertation on how stupid your comments were.

It's almost like they need to look at where all the money's going

Wonder if they'd cut mp salaries

Aye give it a try. Where'd the debt come from?

I think on balance you'll find that most of the heroes of tales of yore weren't people who practised black magic

>tfw Nigel Farage will never call you "Kevin from Rugby."

Payday loans, credit cards and unpaid phone contracts

Oh fucking hell it was much more autistic than I remember vocaroo.com/i/s1x5MMjQXaJg

You did much better than a lot of us here would have.

If you dont own anything of value (house, car, etc), just stop paying and wait 7 years

Rightly So sounds pre-pubescent or about that age where you balls are about to drop and your voice breaks. Olivernonce.

Ouch

Wow he doesn't even flinch. It's like he can't even hear you at this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=KLjvfqnD0ws