Britain
>Best navy
>Best air force
>Best normal scientists
>Best playwrights
>Best comedians
>Best monarchs
>Best TV
>Best colonial empire
>Best flag
France
>Best army
>Best language
>Best national anthem
Spain
>Best primitive native murderers
Portugal
>Best explorers
Germany
>Best philosophers
>Best musicians
>Best engineers
>Best military scientists
>Best cars
>Best economy
Austria
>Best bodybuilders-turned-actors-turned-politicians-turned-actors
Switzerland
>Best at avoiding trouble
Poland
>Best video games
Czech Republic
>Best source of amateur pornography
Slovenia
>Hottest first ladies of the United States
Holland
>Best traders
Italy
>Best artists
>Best chefs
>Best filmmakers
>Best poets
>Best modern architecture
>Best ancient architecture
Russia
>Best novelists
>Best chess players
>Best at resisting European invaders
>Best at winning Olympic medals
Sweden
>Hottest people
>Best disco music
Norway
>Least corrupt politicians
Denmark
>Best toys
Finland
>Best memes
The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
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>spain
>best primitive native murderers
Oh stop it you
Islam wins ! Get your children to teach you the Koran
Not giving the credit to Spain for being the most important empire in history
>Exports its culture, religion and language overseas
>Conquers western Europe and Mediterranean
>Rapes the Ottomans back into the Balkans
>Rapes the Moors back into Africa
>Rapes the Aztecs and Incas and make them Spanish vassals
>Discovers the new world thus marking a new era
>Makes colossal advances in laws and juridical systems via the inquisition
>Rapes Jews back into hell
>Rapes Franks back into France
>Rapes Protestants back into hell
>Rapes Britain back into their inbred Island full of Jews
>Rapes Filipinos and make them Spanish vassals
>Friends with the honorable Samurai (en.wikipedia.org
>Best lovers
>Best fighters
>Fieles seguidores a la verdadera fe de la santa madre Iglesia
ARRIBA ESPAÑA Y SUS COLONIAS
>>Conquers western Europe
When?
>Who are Isabel and Fernando los Catolicos
>Who is Felipe and Juana la Loca
>Who is CARLOS V
>Who is Felipe II
I always find funny how here people doesn't give the credit to Spain
What year did Spain actually control England? The only wars I know where they fought involved the Spanish Armada being BTFO or the War of Spanish Succession.
>France
>>Best language
Very funny.
Not control, more like having strong influence on it's court
Spain I think has probably the richest history in Europe, good legends, great food, killed/deported all the sands and jews. Pretty good stuff.
That being said I think the Arthurian legends are the single greatest things to come out of Europe. So that's big points for the brits
Fuck Catalonians tho
> Most important empire in history.
The only empire that can rival the British in significance is the Roman empire.
Arguably South America would have been better had the Spanish never landed.
>Best primitive native murderers
Spain, pls halp.
Sweden also makes the best Metal music.
Swedes make Metal or Electronic; There is no in between.
>Sweden also makes the best Metal music.
Unironically I'd say Greece makes the best metal.
It's weird but fucking awesome.
What's wrong with Catalonians?
The Portuguese were the best slave traders
>Anglos
>European
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>france
>best army
>best language
>poland
>best video games
>inb4 some faggot comes in and starts up another DUDE THE COMBAT MADE IT UNPLAYABLE XDDDD NOT EVEN WESTERN XDDDDD argument
>spain controlling brazil
no
Well let me tell you an old joke they used to tell me about catalonians.
How do you get a Catalonian to speak spanish? You over charge them a penny.
Basically a lot Catalonians refuse to speak Spanish to the rest of spain even know they know the language. They independence from spain but are dicks about it. Also they're are tight with money like jews.
There's a lot to them honestly.
Finland
>Most saunas
Checkmate
>France,Britain
>best navy,army,air force
lel no.The numbers say otherwise
Thats Greece for you
>Refuse to speak spanish
You know why they do that, right?
>France
>best language
Spain is a shithole and all its colonies, unlike British. Spain gave bad fruit because of being catholic
They're just butthurt about shit that happend a long ass time ago. Franco was really soft on them but they like to play it up like he was the worst. All he did was stop them from being independent
Yeeeah,get some of that nice "Amateur" search going!
yeah...errr... this is utter bullshit
Portugal was in a union with Spain for a time so yes.
Spain is fucked economically but the country is really beautiful. The celtic and gothic architecture is fucking beautiful. And you should definetly check out the valley of the fallen before they exhume franco.
Spain just has the same problem the rest if yuropoor has. Non-whites.
As for the the colonies I wouldn't blame that on Catholicism. Had it been anyone else conquering the new world Mexico would still be the same except the would be speaking English or French
Norway and Russia and Austria
>Best classical music
France:
>Best Army
>Best Language, was the Lingua Franca until 1945
>Top tier Lit up there with Russian one
>Best food and wine
>Best climate
>Best countryside
>Best history
>Top tier philosophers
>Top tier scientists
>Best Art
Where is Slovakia, you fucking nigger
I don't think you can put the French Army ahead of the German army. You can make a case the French army was better than the Prussian or Austrian army but the Germans had the greatest land army ever seen from the 19th century up until the whole civilised world went to war with them.
Also English is unquestionably the best language. It has the largest lexicon and the most vowel sounds.
>but the Germans had the greatest land army ever seen from the 19th century up until the whole civilised world went to war with them.
The Russian Empire had the world's strongest land army post-Napoleon until the late 19th century when things began to fall apart.
best language goes to germans im afraid, as does best scientists.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where is Greece burger, where is it?
>Britain
>>Best navy
>>Best air force
>France
>>Best army
>Russia
>>Best novelists
>>Best chess players
>>Best at resisting European invaders
>>Best at winning Olympic medals
American sticking his head in the sand again... Russia probably has the most effective military in the world. It's cheap, it works and they don't instigate wars. Unlike our (((allies)))
The only british colony that didn't turn to shit is the one that forcefully cut connections with it.
And britain itself is a communist dictatorship.
This level of delusion
Are you telling me you don't live in the most restrictive country in Europe?
And that India or Australia aren't shitholes?
>Poland
>>Best cavalry
youtube.com
where is Greece
1. Britain
everything
w....we........where is Latvia?
>had a small skirmish with soviets on baltic soil
>WE LE NVADED U XDXD
all you faggots did is sell us out to fucking stalin
>deus vult flag
every time
No one cares what we did to you.
>Homer was Turkish
>All the relevant Pre-Socratics were form Turkey or Italy
>Alexander the great was Macedonian
You're worthless Shitreece
>turkish
Anatolian - if you must.
I wouldn't care about pathetic historic actions of my country too if I had ahmeds cock jammed up my ass.
If you haven't been invaded by Britain that shows your not worth the time or effort
Is that seriously what you people know about Denmark? Because our toy isn't even all that great.
When Latvia has a presence hundreds of miles away from its home, then you can talk.
sweden will probably be filled up soon enough
Britian is alright for a muslim country
Homer was turkish? turks came in the area in medieval times..
Pre-Socratics talked the Greek language ,like Alexander the great..macedonia is greek.
when britain is white and not telling their ethnic children to worship allah, then you can talk.
I haven't seen a Muslim since like 2015 lel.
scotland?
>Muh heritage
Cringe
anywhere away from london and birmingham
>I haven't seen a Muslim since like 2015
so you either rarely leave the house or live in the countryside
Obviously the latter. Cities are like 15% of the UK's overall classification.
>Ireland
What's that?
wasn't it Britons who killed the natives, while the Spaniards and Portuguese people rape them?
France for greatest rival of all time.
Slovenia
>defeated Yugoslavia in 10 days, a country 10 times bigger than itself
How can other European """countries""" even compete?
That's pretty much genocide on my book if you ask me.
But it's not murder
Idiot best army and navy was spanish, were are ur american natives? IN RESEEEEERVES
The pox did almost everything for them. I don't know, probably the pox hablava espanol,
>Four non nations too afraid to go it alone
>All he did was stop them from being independent
and use mercenaries to overthrow the elected government.
and fuck up the spanish state apparatus forever by creating several organisations for every task, so they would all need to go to him to settle dispute, which is why there are six police forces for everything in spain
also, deathsquads
>france
>best language
oh sweetie
>Britain
>Best comedians
Good joke
>Mon langage est le meilleur car c'est le seul que je sais parler.
top kek
>Carlos V
You mean Karl V
He was Dutch
you'll never be a spaniard ese.
USA
>Just the BEST
>>Best navy
>>Best air force
>>Best normal scientists
>>Best playwrights
>>Best comedians
>>Best monarchs
>>Best TV
>>Best colonial empire
>>Best flag
>France
>>Best army
>>Best language
>>Best national anthem
>Spain
>>Best primitive native murderers
>Portugal
>>Best explorers
>Germany
>>Best philosophers
>>Best musicians
>>Best engineers
>>Best military scientists
>>Best cars
>>Best economy
>Austria
>>Best bodybuilders-turned-actors-turned-politicians-turned-actors
>Switzerland
>>Best at avoiding trouble
>Poland
>>Best video games
>Czech Republic
>>Best source of amateur pornography
>Slovenia
>>Hottest first ladies of the United States
>Holland
>>Best traders
>Italy
>>Best artists
>>Best chefs
>>Best filmmakers
>>Best poets
>>Best modern architecture
>>Best ancient architecture
>Russia
>>Best novelists
>>Best chess players
>>Best at resisting European invaders
>>Best at winning Olympic medals
>Sweden
>>Hottest people
>>Best disco music
>Norway
>>Least corrupt politicians
>Denmark
>>Best toys
>Finland
>>Best memes
>The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
>Arguably South America would have been better had the Spanish never landed.
Bwhahahahahahahaha.... NO
The poorest places in South America are the ones with the least Spanish influence - Bolivia, where natives are the majority, and Guyana and Suriname which were colonized by the British and the Dutch respectively.
The Spanish in South America either left the Native social structures intact in those places with complex Empires, using them to mine for gold (Peruvian Mita), or outright exterminated the natives where these were too primitive (Uruguay, Argentina, Cuba), whereas the Portuguese, British and Dutch brought massive numbers of slaves and pajeets to set up plantation economies.
South America under the Britiah would have resembled South Africa or India.
>France
>Best language
>?????
French is literally the ugliest and worst language in existence, closely followed by German. Imho Spanish is the best European language
>t. A linguist
>cromwell
Resettlement of the jews in england 1657
No, this is a meme.
In places with primitive natives and low population density the Spanish killed them all, just like the British did - Australia, Canada, USA, Argentina, Uruguay, Cuba - Settler Colonies
In places with complex sedentary Empires with populations numbering in the millions both the Spanish and the British took over the existing structures - Peru, Bolivia, Mexico, Central America, India, Burma, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, etc. - Explotation Colonies.
It had little to do with who was the colonizer and more to do with who was being colonized.
Best good goys yes. You all get your dicks cut for the Jews.
nigger we had some of the best armies there were between the rennaissance and imperial age.
Ok so if the UK is the best in Europe...
Then that means we are the best in the world :D
Russia has the best national anthem. And 2nd place isn't even close
Croatia
>Best at repelling Turkroaches and Kebab
>Best at winning wars
>Best at inventing knives to kill commie Serbs
>Best patriotic war song
youtube.com
Well the list is omittive
Russia>best overall warriors
>Crushed the Ottoman e!pire 5 times
>Crushed the khazar khaganate
>Crushed virtually all 100+ natives of kebabs and chinks and finngols living in Russia
>crushed the prussians
>Crushed the Frenchies
>crushed the teutons
>Crushed the Swedes
Virtually in every single military conflict with westerners Russians won, let's not talk who WW2 which was a disaster since the Imperial Russian military elite was massacred by kike commies prior.
But not many know Russian already have taken Berlin in the 19th century!
I for one know
Anglos and Russians are the Gods of war
>Most time spend in war
>Most military successful
>Never conquered (inb4 muhnmongols , was before russkies had a state)
His Dutch name is actually Karel V.
Karl is German
Pretty sure the Britons haven't been a thing for over a thousand years
dude, the combat made it unplayable xD
also >slavs
>white
Mary the Bloody??
So is this the famous American education I've heard about??
You forgot to say the portuguese won many battles even tho they were outnumbered 1 to 5.
American education
"Best TV in Europe" is like saying "Smartest man in the Special Olympics." I used to live in the US and TV here is literally unwatchable after being in the States. The only thing passable is standard definition Food Network broadcasts hours behind the States. TV and radio here is hot steaming garbage.
Thank god I have PlayStation Vue and a VPN.