I don't know what it is with summer, but man these youths are acting up when the heat comes.
>Walk to my home at 3:30 >Dude comes up to me wearing construction gloves and a wrench in his hand >Couldn't have been older than 16-17 >Asks me if 'Life is a game' >Tell him 'ive got to go, and that i have nothing on me >Tells me to 'Run the fuck away before I deck you' >I run
Why do people do this shit Sup Forums.
I'm thankful he was alone and didn't try to rob me, for real.
How would you have reacted?
Ayden Gutierrez
Why didn't you draw your gun on him?
Jacob Myers
>How would you have reacted? I would have robbed him. You're a fucking pussy mate.
Christopher Peterson
I have a 1.5 inch scar on my jaw from a dickhead in Spain starting shit with me just before I kicked his sorry ass.
Camden Taylor
KEK I just noticed that you're french. No wonder you're a faggot then HAHA
Jason Peterson
Jej
Michael Smith
Why didn't you say something action starry? Yes, and you're about to lose your only life... You missed out
Parker Price
This 100%
I would have gone with "Put down the wrench and lets find out"
French people, not even once
William Martin
u ran from a kid with a wrench? lmfao. no wonder france is a faggot country.
if anyone threatens you, you just smash them in the face before they can respond. Cucffag.
Eli Hall
>Implying I could've
I weigh 120lbs at 5'10 senpai. Can't do shit.
Xavier Richardson
You live in France which is pretty much a Muslim country now so always carry bear mace or something. Think about fun and gratifying it would be to spray one of those roaches
Xavier Bennett
Pull out my Walther PPS and put him down
Bentley Butler
Well, change that.
Also, nice mention of his ethnicity, you cuck, you went out of your way of calling him "youth" and "people", Be straight with your words, baguette, he was a muzzie scum in dire need of being eradicated.
Landon Bailey
Holy skeltal and I thought I was thin
t.5'10 and 155lbs
Aiden Diaz
that is lightweight. learn how to fight faggot.
I am 5'9 150lbs. I have been fighting my whole life. I have never lost a street fight. Don't be a faggot. If somebody threatens you, you need to punch first and stand your ground. Obviously you have no ground since you let these subhumans run you like a fairy.
You deserved it. No cucks should be allowed to breed. Die already.
Connor Davis
>not carrying your own wrench
Dominic Lopez
The strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must.
Gabriel Nelson
might as well just let him fuck your gf then pussy. You're the reason why your cuck of a country is being taken over with savages that have a median iq in the mid 80's.
Levi Carter
this
Daniel Ross
you can eat more you faggot
Jace Ramirez
>I weigh 120lbs at 5'10
Tits or GTFO
Oliver Adams
I was 270lbs (5'8) last year. Starting losing weight, I'm sitting on 220 now.
I'm trying, I swear
Josiah Ramirez
Was he French? Or was he foreign? This isn't CNN, we don't say "Youths" on Sup Forums give us the racial details.
Dominic Miller
>5'10 >120 lbs You're fucking disgusting
Nathan Thomas
weak.
you dont know how to eat fag?
>eggs/chicken/fish
>rice/potatos
>brocolli/spinach/peas
that is all you should be eating you fat fuck. Add curry or hotsauce for flavour.
Leo Murphy
>not "Yes... And I plan on winning it" as you pull out your own wrench
Sebastian Baker
surrendered like a true Frenchman.
Chase Peterson
>some kid threatens you >"I run" >check flag It never fails.
Luke Kelly
Fuck off with this garbage pasta.
Jose Harris
The dude was actually blonde and blue-eyed, which surprised me. Again some arabs and gyppos can have that phenotype, but I legitimately couldn't tell where he was from. Didn't have any accent either.
Don't be mean senpai. I know I have no strength and no punching power. You still got 15 kilos on me.
Robert Roberts
ITT faggots who have never been in a fight in their lives who close their eyes and imagine they're rambo
Christian Collins
>I don't know what it is with summer, but man these youths are acting up when the heat comes.
Yah, that's what summer does to "people". Couple years ago around this time of year I was strolling home, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in my hand. Walk by a park bench where a bunch of shitskins were smoking dope... I look at them, giggle a bit, and keep on walking... One of them jumps up, and confronts me "yo old man, wanna get beaten up?" (he was maybe 14-15, swinging a bike chain, I'm in my 40s lol completely surreal situation).
"Hmm okay... if you really wanna try, let's find out if chain beats bottle. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't and I'll kick your ass. And after that I'll ask your friends on that bench over there where you live and kick their asses too until they tell me, then I'll go to your home and tell your dad what you just tried. And you know what will happen then, right?"
Should have seen the face of that little bugger, shit his pants and ran away.
Not larping, that's how we handle things here in Duisburg.
Ryder James
>There are people on this board rn who are obese or scrawny
You have no excuse. If you aren't /fit/ (don't need to be Schwarzenegger) you should be ashamed of yourself. It's not hard, you're just pathetic nigger-tier subhumans who cannot commit themselves to anything.
It's fucking shameful
William Murphy
You project weakness because you are weak. Grow strong to project strength, Peace through superior firepower...he wouldn't have even approached you had you not been such an easy target.
Gavin Thomas
Laugh and tell him you can't steal debt.
Jayden Sullivan
I'm 6'1 (debatable 6'2) and 70kg (154lbs) I'm skinny, got no muscle and unfit, I went for a bike ride today to work on my endurance and cardio but I nearly collapsed from exhaustion after 5 minutes of riding, feels bad, I did however do 15 minutes of riding
Noah Mitchell
Why do you not have a weapon? I would still run even with a weapon, but you need to have something....
Brayden Torres
Get butterfly knife, learn just a simple spin when you pull it out. Ofc don't pull it out against gun or some shit, but any retard with fists or just a fucking wrench will shit itself the moment you spin it out.
P.S. depending on country laws, you can get different length ones, so just to avoid some trouble.
Adam Watson
>In his 40s >Wanders around drunk >Posts on /pol DO SOMTHING WITH YOURE FUCKING LIFE LOSER
Easton Nguyen
>Weapon >In France
That's not how it works. Self-defense must be equal to the violence inflicted. If one guy attacks me with his fists and i react with a knife, I go to jail and he gets the reparations.
Levi Reed
>hotsauce Lets talk about elder god-tier hot sauce real quick. Pic related, it truly is the absolute best
>inb5 some queer posts some 'vinegar as the main ingredient' trash sauce not fit for consumption
David Lee
>blonde and blue-eyed So you ran off from a Swede
Holy fucking shit, can't get any more cucked than that.
Carter Flores
Your id labels you the fag.
Sebastian Kelly
What you should have done young baguettefag is snatch the wrench away and use it to violate him sexually, like in the movies. Not much threat from submissive whore of a youth
Caleb Martinez
>tfw 6'3 140lb >tfw can outrun 90% of /fit/ faggots coz their manlet stature
Camden Miller
Nice trips, anorexic Satan.
Thomas King
well OP considering I'm not a massive faggot I'd have probably just shot him.
Wyatt Wilson
>"i ran"
Let me take a peek at your flag here....
>France
Yup, checks out.
Jaxson White
Fuck you, I'm a somewhat successful software dev, but I'm also a drunkard in my free time. Best of both worlds, from my point of view.
Dylan Moore
ok fag
Leo Evans
Lol, not even leafbro. I have assault charges. Hamilton leaf checkin in. Literally been fighting my entire childhood.
Austin Hall
Does it not bother you that you are physically unimpressive? How do you live knowing that no girl will ever want to eat peanut butter off your abs, you will never have a girl grab your firm glutes, and no man will think of you as physically dominant
Tyler Nguyen
>he can't beat up a 16 year old point and laugh
Easton James
Beating up your little sister's friends doesn't count.
Try picking on a guy who's 5'10 180+ lbs and trains MMA and see what happens to your "fight record", you skinny little twink.
Justin Jenkins
>6'3 140lb with the balls to call other people manlets
one day your mouth will write a cheque that your ass cant cash
Easton Ward
>butterfly knife Butterfly knives are for fat autists who have a ninja fetish.
>hold on, don't fight me yet, i need to twirl this around like a faggot in the hopes it frightens you.
While youre sitting there being a fag trying to look threatening with hand acrobatics, I can just go ahead and cave in your skull with one of these in 2 seconds
Matthew Barnes
Of course it does. I became a NEET because of it. I used to be even skinnier back then.
I'm trying my hardest to change it though. I do my lifts religiously and eat in adequacy. Not gonna lie, it's hard.
Jeremiah Taylor
>How would you have reacted?
Brody Ramirez
I've been in a fight, and it's not heroic. You don't walk away with scars or do cool moves, you just go at it for a minute until someone pulls you apart or you get a good punch in. You breathe heavy, the other dude actually swings harder than expected, it's not fun.
Josiah Murphy
This. If you have reason to believe you life is in danger you attack fast and hard. No posturing or threatening.
Anthony Davis
You didn't do anythng wrong. A kick in the bollocks or poke in the eye would've been nice, but you did nothing wrong
Brayden Collins
Except that's not true. The reaction must be "proportionate", not "equal". Learn2law
Benjamin Foster
>Cheque Fucking Leaves
>I do my lifts religiously and eat in adequacy. Not gonna lie, it's hard. How long have you been lifting and how old are you?
Anthony Morgan
I trained in kickboxing and jiujitsu when I was 16-21. I am 30 now, I don't fuck around anymore but when I was younger I was a little shithead. I have been bottled with a full 26oz of gin and lost a piece of ear, still fought and beat the attacker.
I could tell you so many stories that have happened such as me and my 3 bros being jumped by 20 kids (like 16 year old niggers) in my area, we fought them all off and they ran away. This is a true story but you will just say larp larp larp. Even though I can swear this on my grandmothers grave. Stfu, you can't fight so don't project your failures on me. I enjoy violence.
Owen Green
22 been lifting for 2 months now.
Luis Myers
:( another internet tough guy
Eli Mitchell
Same result. Plus I'm not even allowed to carry a weapon, so what's the point.
Jack Edwards
Meh. Just keep going at it and you should turn out alright. Just eat a good amount of protein and carbs. You should ultimately turn out respectable
Benjamin Perez
Yet they keep breeding on your dime while you play tough.
Juan Cox
>tfw grew up in what can be considered the "hood" >tfw niggers tried threatening me all the time >5'9, 210. Stocky manlet >mfw most of them looked like they weighed less than 170
Jordan Hughes
damn user what area did the mobbing happen? toronto subs?
Dominic Powell
I speak only truth here Edward. I swear these on my grandmothers grave. I have no reason to be a ;internet tough guy; Only just to inspire you fucking cucks to stand up for yourselves.
Nathan Taylor
Fuck man I'm 6'6" and 207 flat and i thought I was thin. This thread is making me feel tall and manly haha...
Jace Rivera
Beat the shit out of him
Jonathan Scott
Hamilton
Juan Hill
i have never been in a fight guys. i shake when confronted. lets beat up some niggers
Luis Campbell
>I'm not even allowed to carry a weapon Says fucking who? Man you need to start living this advise
>its better to be caught with, than without.
Would you rather die, or do a little time/pay a fine? I dont know about you, but I'd rather be alive 100% of the time, there ain't no.laws gonna stop me from defending myself
Luis Rogers
I'm 21 where do I learn to fight?
Juan Long
If you're a man that's worse than being a 300lb lardass. All you have to do to get muscle is eat and move.
Jordan Flores
Yeah, I train at an MMA place, doing BJJ, judo and muay thai several times a week, but I can't fight...
Oh well, at least I have the comfort of knowing I weigh more than a twink looking to get his asshole filled up at a gay club.
Jeremiah Hill
>leaf
Caleb Rogers
Ahh you still around there? I heard there's been some clashing between the refugees and the locals recently.
James Evans
Are you a nig?
Sebastian Gonzalez
>youths
Camden Foster
>Why do people do this shit Sup Forums.
A liberal will immediately interject some explanation that makes the criminal a victim. Just like how they say ISIS recruits the poor, dumb and desperate. When in fact it's middle class educated people that are leaving the west to fight in a holy war.
The truth is more likely that he's a disaffected piece of shit without moral grounding who hates you for who you are, ethnically, nationally. He doesn't consider himself the same as you and you're just a dumb gullible "french fuck" that deserves to get robbed.
The self-justification if you asked him would be a mile long list of grievances, you can see this at work in the US whenever a black person gets into trouble. It's like they're programmed to celebrate festivus every time the handcuffs come on.
>I'm thankful he was alone and didn't try to rob me, for real. >How would you have reacted?
A few years ago I would have been stunned and scared. Now I've lost so much I don't care. I'm not being a victim. If they want a fight to the death over the zero cash in my wallet, they're going to get it.
Always carry a knife, but know how to use it. Short fixed knife, concealed carry. Something that can plausibly be work related. The worst they can do is confiscate and fine you, as long as the story is that it's for work, or that you're going camping and "forgot". Check your local laws.
Easton Bailey
not decking yourself the underage fgt.
provided you move in fast, he will not have a swing with it and they you will have the upper strength to fuck him up
instead you ran and now the fuck will feel confident he will do it again and thus you failed to prevent harm to others
fucking hell
Grayson Brown
>leaf >fag Checks out.
Hunter Cox
I dunno why small guys fight so much. I see it outside the bars and manlets always get decked by someone with 6"+ of reach. Must be the manlet in them thinking they gotta fight their way to show dominance like some nigger
Nathan Hughes
Donno about France but you risk serious jail time for concealed carry in Cuckanada and you can only get a license to cc if you're a cop. I doubt France is any less cucked.
Jaxson Flores
>not pulling your daily carry machete do you even 3rd world bro?
Brayden Adams
sheeeeiiittt I'm 6'15" 404lbs of pure swingin dick. I even beat up Jesus once in band camp
Xavier Lee
nigga u aint even close to thin your bmi is over 22, youre probably lacking in muscle mass and have fat in abdomen or something.
Brayden Garcia
I seen that also, on rebel media.I live in Kitchener now though. If I was back home I would be scouting that area. I seen that video and was pissed, nobody is fighting back? Like WTF.
Liam Carter
Kek, that reminds me when I was in Paris with friend of mine and we we're returning to our hotel late in the night. Some muslims or other scum came to us and tried to rob us, unfortunately I was pretty drunk and had half empty bottle of red wine in my hand so I bashed one idiot in the head with it and he run away. All while we we're screaming in czech that they have chosen wrong motherfucker to rob. If I was sober and alone I would probably run too tho.
Parker Rodriguez
None of them is breeding in the part of town where I live, personally. We got
Ryan Sanchez
You learn to fight from experience I mean you can go do some form of martial art but that doesn't mean you will be good at fighting
Also don't forget, our world is full of savages, even brainwashed drug addicted white people fight like niggers now You best carry a gun honestly, if you get surrounded by certain groups of people you will get gang bashed. It's happened to me 3 times now and I have come to the conclusion that people want to kill, not fight. I haven't seen a real fight in a long time unless it's done professionally on TV
Tyler Carter
>but any retard with fists or just a fucking wrench will shit itself the moment you spin it out. that's horrible plan and you are fucking retarded. don't pull shit if you aren't willing to use it that being said good job op on just walking away. you should probably gain weight but still not get in fights. it's not worth it. it's just when you have no other option AT ALL (ie they've started attacking you)
Samuel Powell
Try saying that with extremely fast metabolism. I eat so much I have violent stomachaches every other night and im still gaining barely any weight
Ian Thomas
>you risk serious jail time for concealed carry in Cuckanada So? You're still alive. Staying alive is the most important thing. If some shithead attacks you, you kill the motherfucker, if that means breaking a law, so be it. I'm not gonna let some fucker take me out.
Prison doesnt scare me at all, if I go to jail, Im still gonna carry a shiv.
Ayden Baker
Fuck off with the rice and potatoes, remove the peas too. Fuck the carbs. And add some fat.