Brit/pol/ - Greatest Ally edition

>Theresa May's enfeebled body to be controlled by the DUP animatronics department
news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4640214/HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-maiden-voyage.html

>Police officers injured after chimpout, could be the start of the 2017 riots
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

>Grenfell Tower: Cladding firm ends global sales for tower blocks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40409981

>Muslim woman driver crashes into muslims at the end of their starvation thingy they do each year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

>David Davis '"pretty sure" of Free trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40397312

>Tommy Robinson in trouble (again) after being filmed punching a man at Ascot
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559

>Phillip Hammond allegedly wanted for interim Prime Minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ministers-want-philip-hammond-as-a-caretaker-prime-minister-a7807441.html

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What should I get from McDonald's, lads?

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A nice cold puff dog

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Tennessee Stack if it's still there.

First for mummy maoism

FUCK OFF

Someone in Grenfell should have just said something racist online. The authorities would have been right in there.

Good comic idea. Times like this I wish I could draw

I've been researching national action and found loads of censored material. How high up on the watch list am I lads?

Salad and a water

No more burgers for you, you're way too fat already

youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVc1E9LM8

Is wearing your socks to bed degenerate?

Salmonella or Ecoli.

yes only when having sex are they permitted

No its just fucking weird.

No one has seen me without socks on since I was a child

I posted this yesterday at comfy hours but nobody was on

Lads I'm having a moral dilemma.
I'm fishbotting hard on black desert online netting me 50mil+ a day whilst every other scrub slaves away for a mil an hour.
Is it evolution for me to spend my money to beat other retards who do it legit, like cavemen using rocks to beat other retards over the head and ""cheating""?

>talking about how tall enoch was
>about same height as roger scruton
>scruton is smaller than his wife

So, confirmed manlets?

>What should I get from McDonald's, lads?

Achmedi's big dick out behind the garbage cans.

aye i only have no socks around mum/dad/sister.

Yeah, definitely, unless maybe you're drunk. Although actually if you're too drunk to undress you're probably a degenerate.

Really? Always take my socks off

Enoch's massive brain was compressing his spine.

Not getting the

1. British
2. Politics

Angle here. Why not try a board dedicated to this autism

sometimes you can forget to and then wake up in the morning with them on and feet feel /comfy/

why would they be permitted for having sex? thats weirder than sleeping in them

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Fuck off you disgusting nonce.
I'm speaking English, and politics has changed the English Language.
Therefore, I am on brit/pol/

Stupid bender

no no no lad, many keep them on when having sex

Why does this exist

A job.

How long until normies get bored of the Corbyn meme?

The guy on the left looks so fucking awkward

Probably never. He could turn us into a third world country and people would probably still love him.

As soon as there's something else better to move on to.

Well you post on Sup Forums so I guess you were already in their books

i normally give her 1 of the socks so she can wipe her self off

Did this tweet lose Jon his job?

Lol, touched a nerve there did I, autismo?

Again, explain to me how you jerking off over some online some has anything to do with British politics under ANY definition?

Police in most countries are redpilled.
What went wrong bongs?

Pretty rank tbqh mate

>Lol, touched a nerve there did I, autismo?

literally no

Missed opportunity, should've pretended that he'd shouted "Nuke Israel"

>that filename

But seriously if that tweet speaks truth that's fucked.

That's a good idea actually

I've handed my gf her own panties to wipe herself off whilst we we've both been drunk a couple of times, she's never best pleased

Reminder Sinn Fein MP's get paid for not going to work

I would want the girl to be barefoot

Imagine that being your dream

NO LAD

This glastonbury shit makes me desire a nuclear strike on top of it

its that or it will get on my floor

You know you'd love to suck on your loving wife's toes

Monkey news is the best thing ever

vile threw up a bit in my mouth lad pls no

Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you have to be frigid

>t. never had sex

Look when you finally lose your virginity you will find that you and the girl will undress but in the heat of the moment most men cant be bothered to take their socks off

>literally

Lucky I used a figure of speech then, wasn't it? I think you've had enough (you)s out of me today, sonny jim.

HAHA no wonder you're a virgin with a foot fetish, makes sense

>What went wrong bongs?
New Labour successfully installed their men at the top - men like Ian Blair, Shaun Wright and Cressida Dick. Those that are redpilled keep their heads down.

you're a virgin

>Many
>Most

It what way is it difficult to take socks off? How is that comfortable, having sex with your socks on?

When he builds the first Gular in the UK.

It's not difficult
It's just unnecessary

You're more interested in having sex

>we don't have a magic money tree
>Hands £1 billion directly to the DUP
Explain this, Tory cucks?

I have disgusting fucked up feet
So I always keep my socks on when having sex
My girlfriend of 2 years has never seen my feet

Id rather have naked sex with the chance to suck on her toes than sex with clothes still on and the lights off you massive faggot.

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Raven is now a strong empowered black woman, really makes you think.

That's so Raven.

FUCK glasto desu. I'd rather hang out with the drug-addled chavs and neds at Creamfields than that bunch of smug champagne socialist wankers.

Channel 4 is cancer

>socks on

there is literally nothing more degenerate

20 chicken paste nugs

That was a fun show. Liked watching fat kids get battered.

Fair enough, otherwise I don't get it at all.

A girl I went out with keep her socks on and I found it so bizarre I'd pull them off her feet. It was the most offputting thing.

wrong

Torycucks don't have a magic money tree when it can be spent on public services like the NHS (because if it's properly funded they won't be able to starve it so they can point out it needs privatising for their corporate friends).

Although if it keeps them in power of course there's a money tree.

Fucking bullshit. If it's heat of the moment and you just whip out the royal inches, or drop your kecks and go for it then yes. But if you've taken the time to remove EVERYTHING and leave your socks on ...? I genuinely don't believe it. No one is that fucking lazy enough to willingly want to look like a twat. Christ, if you're wearing trousers you could take them off at the same time.

There's not a magic money tree =/= We have no money.

Phil Campion is a disgusting hate preacher and should be banned from the UK. He's not even a member of the armed forces, he's just a walter mitty and probably got that beret out of a costume shop.

He needs to grow up

Cyber attacks

Help

rate my artwork lads

Here are just a few things you can buy with the £1 billion DUP bribe money.

>A billion pounds will buy 147,000 state pensions or 300,000 jobseeker's allowances for a year.

>Alternatively it could fund 2.3 million people's disability living allowance per annum - three quarters of the total.

>It would cover all diagnostic imaging - MRI scans, x-rays - for a year with a bit left over for other jobs.

>Or another way would be to fund 26,000 nurses or 12,000 hospital doctors for a year.

>It could pay for 167,000 hip replacements or 1.4 million hospital day cases.

>A billion pounds could also pay for two flagship hospitals, such as Birmingham's Queen Elizabeth Hospital which opened in 2010.

>A billion pounds would provide an 8hr course of talking therapy for 2.5m people. Or 750,000 eight-session courses of mindfulness therapy.

>Or the army could pay for 40 Challenger 2 tanks. The basic production cost in 2002 of each tank was £6m.
£1bn could fund 8,500 troops.

>With £1bn the government could, for a year, fund 27,000 primary or 22,000 secondary school teachers.
Or give free school meals to 2.5m children.

>The average cost of a free school is £6.6 million - so that would mean about new 150 free schools.
With £1bn the government could build 16,600 new social homes or 50,000 shared ownership homes, according to Shelter.

>£1bn could make universal the offer of 15 hours a week of childcare for 37 weeks of the year.

>A billion pounds could also buy 41,666,666m2 of fireproof cladding for tower blocks.

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>pic related

DUP's support will help with a proper Brexit, everything else comes second. I imagine some of the things you mentioned will appear, just in Northern Ireland.

>eating this shit
>giving money to ZOG kikes
Fucking off yourself you utter cunt

Could you do all that without a government? Because without a Torie/DUP alliance that's what you'll have, zero governments.

At least we aren't canadian lads

>it could pay for X for a year
What about the year after?

Black people in medieval Scotland?

Yeah the DUP recently shut down the lefty narrative hard. They said they're in favour of a hard brexit.

I can't wait for it to come about finally.

Those dead eyes

>A proper Brexit

You would get that with Corbyn too, only without the dementia tax.

Dementia tax? Can you tell me what page of the Conservative manifesto that's on?

>free shit for non whites

How about no? I'd rather it go to NI. Also, its not going to the DUP you fucking moron. It goes to NI to fund those same fucking things.

>he thinks an airgap can save him

It also implies that the 1bn is a cheque or a briefcase full of 50s that they just hand over.

Also, build your hospital then where's the money coming from to fill it full of nurses etc. that another point has already adressed are in shortage.

The lack of any joint up thinking here astounds me sometimes. Leftists always think the same way I notice: totally self contained. Nothing ever seems to be affected by anything else or have any effect on other things. I blame the modular system in GCSEs and A-levels or whatever they have now

Corbyn would have had accepted the shitties deal and a 200billion divorce bill.