Thoughts on Ibiza

Globalist and degenerate safe haven?
Good place to get laid?
Pls nuke already?

Pls gib thoughts Sup Forums

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hell hole of degeneration

It's a bit shit.

Sardinia, Capri, Sicily, Corsica or most places in the Caribbean are much nicer for an island holiday - some of the Croatian ones are alright too. Ibiza is fine if you're into nightclubs but if you're over 21 you'll find it irritating and it's a cultural void. I'd even consider Mykonos or somewhere like that over it.

Not quite as pump as Zante or Magaluf but it is still really poor compared to the above.

Cultural void?
Huh, how bad can it be?
I heard food and beaches were great there

Food is crap like all Spanish food and the beaches are alright but if you want good beaches and money is no object then go to Uruguay or the Turks and Caicos, British Virgin Islands, Caymans, Maldives etc. Ibiza is fine if you want a cheap drinking holiday but for anything else you're in the wrong place.

Marbella and Ronda are pleasant and Madrid used to be great years ago, but if I wanted to go somewhere down that way I'd stick to Portugal.

>Food is crap
>Has brit flag
Not sure if I can trust your judgement on that one bud, but you are probablt right about the rest

It is, with Barcelona, the California o Spain.

>Globalist and degenerate safe haven?
Obviously you haven't been here.

Are you actually from the island or just a LARPing Manolo?

British degenerate scumbag everywhere.

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Been there twice.

Its a glorified party island.

The beauty of Ibiza is that if youre connected/famous/a dj, youll get free pussy from all over Europe (18 year olds celebrating high school graduation no less).

If youre a 18 year old normie guy, its a gigantic waste of money.

I hate summer.

Winter comes or something

Not bad, but Ive seen worse desu

Get swole, fuck hole.

i have never been there, muy parents have a second house in Alicante.

still virgin desu

>one of the most exclusive and secretive parties on the island
>named SOLOMON
all you need to know

Solomun actually

I dont speak Ebonics.

Overrated but yes, degenerated.

>Spanish people are so cucked they get colonized by the Brits

>nightclubs

They're degenerate and void places user. I used to frequent them a lot not so long ago but I must say I'm just happier with having some drinks in a nice bar.

Where's the best place in Euro-land for a mid-20's burger to find a me-so-horny qt?

Asking for a friend

My city is filled with loud Spanish Erasmus students that party all day...

Brits that are vacationing in Europe are worse though. The Spaniards here are just a bit loud but they're not really degenerate. And the girls are cute

Look at all that fucking trash

>Food is crap like all Spanish food
>British flag
I agree on all your other points, lad, but please refrain from stating your opinions on food.

Literally any significant city in Eastern Europe. You can bed any girl there with zero issues unless you're morbidly obese.

You can fuck a Ukrainian hooker for 20 euros

Only gays go to Mykonos though. It has the biggest gay scene in Europe next to Paris.

> Madrid used to be great years ago
AHAHAHAHAHHA
Madrid has always and will always be a shithole.

*sniff*

What if I'm decently fit? Where can I up the difficulty level a bit?

Not interested in hookers/escorts.

Im a degenerate and I wouldnt go there.

And I mean HYPER degenerate. as in I literally fell in love with my sister and I married her. Shame we cant have kids but oh well. I definitely would if I could.

Anyone know any good places in Corfu?
Going there with my 3 friends (were all 18)for 8 days and weve never been on a vacation alone before

if you enjoy beach resort tourist traps like these, you should definitely come here, spend your hard earned shekels and then kill yourself like the degenerate chav monkey u are

>I literally fell in love with my sister and I married her
wat

A little too chi-chi. Still, it's got an ocean. And a beach.

I didn't mean hookers man. If you're fit, it's pretty fucking easy to score a qt Czech or Polish girl. Just don't expect her to be a virgin. The girls there that fuck Westerners fuck every single one they come across.

Id say regional capitals in all major western european countries, they bar is set higher because in the less populated regions women are more traditional but welcome attractive outsiders

Whatever you do, stay away from national capitals because thats where the shitskins and slags are

It's really easy user. If you get girls in the US, you will be able to get girls in Eastern Europe. If you don't get girls in the US, you probably won't get girls in Eastern Europe.

That being said, it's definetely a bit easier. It always is when you're a foreigner.

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>Tfw you marry your qt sister-aunt

>I haven't tried paella

>Food is crap
Someone who eats fish and chips for breakfast.

What the fuck did I just read

I'd shag those birds.

add Mykonos to the list as well user, I'd never used the word "vulgar" until I came to Mykonos.

Arguably the most degenerate place in all of Europe, potentially the world. If you like STD's, drinking and Jews feel free to visit there.

>food is crap

Spanish cuisine literally is one of the best ones in Europe. Try not going to tourist trap restaurants that have pictures of their plates on the menu.

It peaked in the 90/early2000s.. now it's kind of on decline and will probably be a refugee depot in 10 years

Is gud food?

Seems like a beautiful place desu

its full of degenerate Britistanis

its where people go to have fun, lets bomb it reeee

>not going to croatia for summer holidays
literally sub human

sorry that not everyone is slovenian

I'd love to hike through Dalmatia

sorry senpai, don't want to get the shits or all my items stolen.
gypsy country desu

Would cum inside all of them. It's my fetish to have 4 white women pregnant at once. Would be even better if i made them all start wearing niqabs

nuke it. if i'm not getting laid, nobody should.

literally one of the lowest crimes on the planet
get outta here
come, we have no niggers or spics too
plz
or german

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Actually it's even worse, the traditional english breakfast is something like sausages, beans and mushrooms, among other things.

I'm Dutch and went to Osijek last year.... Ill never forget the girl I met there

How are the qt's in Split or Dubrovnik?

How would a month's stay set me back?

Most rape cases on Ibiza is homosexual rapes. Guys gets druged and raped or group rapes targeting men.

Its like sweden but reverse. Men on men rapes.

I bet you faggots would have a blast there.

Pic related. The faggotry of Ibiza

Disgusting degenerates. Everything is about >muh dick for you...

nice, did you fuck her?
>How are the qt's in Split or Dubrovnik?
pretty good, there's too many tourists in dubrovnik though
>How would a month's stay set me back?
what do you mean?

How much would a months stay set me back= How much would a one month stay cost me

Its an expression

Not really lol calm down I just went there for the nice vacation and met a girl
>nice, did you fuck her?
Nope shes catholic and did not want to, had an amazing time anyways. You adriatic balkanites are amazing people much better than my fellow germanics I hope you know that

>pretty good, there's too many tourists in dubrovnik though

Where would you recommend I visit?

>what do you mean?

How much would it cost

oops i also ment to include you

It really depends
A Croat can have a comfy month with 1k euros
But since you're a tourist and you will be spending more and it will cost more for you i would say around 2.5k euros?

croatia is paradise on earth, I've been there and I like everything (except tourists)

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we are going to need proof on this.

who is /techno/ here?

Space and ibizasonica.com were the only decent things left on the island, and space is no more.
Blue Marlin used to be good, friends in management, but I won't go there unless its the Dubai branch

It is a holiday location for tasteless people with money. The kind of person that buys a Range Rover Sport while (s)he can't even appreciate a Defender.

You'd prolly be complaining if a dutch girl went on vacation abroad to fuck some foreign cock and yet that's what you wanted.
No wonder your fellow germanics suck as you say, even the supposed "redpilled" ones are degenerates with no integrity.

>and yet that's what you wanted.
Its not what I wanted at all, I never did anything close to that

i would recommend going to smaller towns for chilling, way less tourists and usually way better

I don't think he is complaining

>when the croatian tourist department is desperately shitposting on Sup Forums to lure people into visiting their country

I see.
I've been to Split and the islands around and were beautiful but full of tourists.
I'm Italian (don't look at the flag, I'm few days here for work) and of course these cities on the Croatian coast have a huge venetian influence, so I liked it even more. I also like very much Croatian people.
I know a family in Dubrovnik, I should visit them once.

glad you had fun mate
>You adriatic balkanites are amazing people much better than my fellow germanics I hope you know that
cheers

>Nope shes catholic and did not want to
You implied you tried but she didn't let you. Anyway you goes to a foreign country and met someone of the opposite sex with the only intent of being friends while there? Cmon.

>wanting your women to be fucked by foreigners
Checks flag.

Full of mentally impaired brits.

Just like Sup Forums

I met a pair of Swedes, we were all shitfaced and it was dark so I thought one of them was a nigger due to all the memes.
It turned out they had been travelling the seasides since late spring so the guy got very tanned.

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Local here, Space is gone in nothing but name (it will be refurbished as an extension to Ushuaia)
Furthermore, (((Space))) is moving on to the concert scene IIRC or something of the sort

Not that I care to be honest personally I think Space is garbage

Rightful British clay, give it back.

>Checks flag.
I'm not Swedish, Carlos. I'm an Italian for few days here for work.

Croatian coast is very safe.
Walk around in the middle of night or sleep on the beach.

Blz gome to our goundry :DDD

kek.
I'm not Swedish, though. Just an Italian for few days here for work... Where I have been used to be called Spalato...

>Cant even handle two shots before passing out in the middle of the street
>Thinks they could properly run the operations without fucking it all up

No thanks, well keep isolating you in the shittiest neighbourhood in the island and taking your munies

>Food is crap like all Spanish food
master b8

>You implied you tried but she didn't let you
Maybe it came out that way but I never said anything about it and she did not talk about it so

This year im going to corfu any1 know anything about the island?

Sunset at Café Del Mar.

Nice.....

More than ever people
Talking with myself remix

Feel free to come mate
Visit Zadar if you like Venetian culture, shit tons of Venetian stuff

If you are British or American just go there.

The civilized world can come the Greek isles.