NORWAY best country in the world?

>high living standarts
>10/10 aryan qts
>stunning nature
>white
>homogeneous
>breivik
>low crime rates
>no niggers chinks

what are you thinking Sup Forums

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Can I survive speaking only English?

nope i've had a norwegian date before, biggest fucking niggers ever, better stick to swedish bitches (they deliver)

Not really. You'll be socially ostracized, or failing that - overlooked. Cultural cohesion matters a lot there, and people like to have shared frames of reference. You might get a job at TGI Fridays though

Norway is cool. I always thought Thor would be Norwegian if he actually existed. Swedes are highly feminine people in comparison.

Hush, Muhammad! We're not buying the PR job for Swedenistan.

I was gonna study my masters there for free and hopefully get a qt gf. I'm 5'11 half Nordic/Italian with green eyes. Is that fine?

Swedes and Norwegians are more or less identical, both in terms of apperance and culture. Norwegians are our only true "kin" or brethren.

t. Feminine cuck who is acting like he's the "same" as Norwegians

Actually Finland is the best country

>3% nigger blood.
No. Stay out

heh, it's okay I guess for now. I am worried how Norway will hold in 20-30 years tho. The "swedes" are comming here too.

Bunch of degenerates like most europeans.

finland is a poophole

what do you mean? Explain further

yeah alright Mohammed, whatever you say.

I hear it's cold.

>>no niggers chinks

>country of 4 million people
>141,000 refugees
>45,000 family reunifications
>5% of Norwegian population came as refugees

That would be the equivalent of 15 million refugees in America!

10x the price of everything.
im never going back for a holiday again.

fuck off we're full and dont need your cucked krauts to turn us into another germany/swedistan

Maybe in looks, not in spirit.

I like norway

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/krim/tre-syriske-broedre-tiltalt-for-voldtekt-frikjent/a/24082626/
following in the footsteps of sweden and germany

For your first year as an immigrant, sure. But after that, you'll be expected to learn the language, or face social exclusion.

Did you really come here without researching prices first

Imigrated over in 1918 after the first war. I have 0 nigger blood but I'm a euro mutt like most Americans.

she claimed she was 18 years old, and drank and smoked cigarettes like an adult and consented to the sex. The jury concluded that she was convincing enough to both look and act like an 18 year old so they where let go. The same girl recently have another case where she did the exact same thing, claimed to be 18, had sex and claimed rape with another guy which is currently going trough the courts.

A can of cola was 6 fucking euro

poorfag detected. are you afraid to show your geographical location because your country has shit oil? I pay 60$ just to get my hair shortened a little bit hairdresser, we dont give a shit.

Stop immigrating to Norway, we have enough foreigners.

BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH ARYAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!

THEY'RE NORDIC, NOT ARYAN!

Great country, but expensive as hell. Even by Scandinavian standards. TEN quid for a pint of beer! I nearly died.

News to me, Source?

This is why people get drunk BEFORE they go out
Our alcohol policy is a disaster

I'm from North Yorkshire and $60 for fucking what!. Nice socialism you got there.

>NATO-cuckhole
>oilniggers
>soon to be flooded by rapefugees

no, thanks

shit climate

We kill the niggers pull the triggers stab and kill and torture niggers stick them niggers in the oven and close the door. We kick niggers punch niggers fight niggers steal their fucking bike you niggers. We want to send them niggers to iraq just becayse they're fucking black, nigger babies we dont give a shit

What are you hiding behind that Deus Vult flag? I'm guessing Brazil.

thats right bitch we pay 60$ just to get our hair trimmed every now-and-then because were so fucking rich. how much do you pay over there?

The fact that it's the same girl posted every time to represent Norwegian beauty should be a red flag for everyone. Most girls here are plain, and they age like milk.

£8 is the most expensive hair cut i have ever got.

Speak for yourself, a Turk cuts mine for 25. Does a better job than most of those blonde airheads too

Yes, stay in Africa

way too many polacks
otherwise ok

Would be great to get there.but sadly you need a sponsor, and I'm not getting one.

Are there other ways to migrate there thors?

Norway is awesome if you suffer from level 10 autism, which you germans do.

for us normal folks it is a boring shithole.

i had to pay 60 euros too
its fucking stupid desu but whatever

found the nigger
inschallah muhammad
also good
still better than most of european countries
fuck of larper burger
t.%56

yes everyone know swedistan better muhammed

A lot of white knights on Sup Forums defend these "rape victims" but it always turns out that they hanged out with shitskins willingly and thus basically wanted it.

Jesus Christ. I've never spent more than £20 on a haircut and I'm relatively well off. You're being gypped, Olaf.

maybe, but Source?

i would like you germans better if you spent some money here when you come to fish. You fuckers even bring canned food from home

Oslo is fuckin blacked. i seen it.

>high living standarts
Fake news
>10/10 aryan qts
Meh
>stunning nature
True
>white
Enough
>homogeneous
Depends on where ya live
>breivik
PS3
>low crime rates
True
>no niggers chinks
We got blacks here, but they seem to obey the law, some of them even work


All in all, fucking hate it here, ive grown sick of home, anyone got any recommendations on where a handyman could go within the euro zone for work where its also nice to live.

doubt you'll be better off anywhere desu

>implying i wouldn't be TRYING to get a job at TGIF's

Well fuck, living here only gets worse, i cant even get a stable job these days, all there is is fucking temp work.

eat my wurst you faggot
yeah they're thick as hell norwegians , you flirt the bitch and she misses the point, wtf aborted, you entertain a swede and your dong is satisfied , that's more like it

>you flirt the bitch and she misses the point

user...

make use of 'allemannsretten' in your spare time, friend. get out of the cities as much as you can, works wonders for me

>besides sweden
how bout no

Maybe, doubt it though, too hung up with this and that

You're boasting that a common service is more expensive in your country?

In what world would a 10/10 aryan qt spread her legs for a greasy gyros fucker with no money anyway?

du you live in the Southwestern part where the jobmarket has been shit the last few years?

just saying, its one of the few good Things about norway.. you can get the fuck out and go almost wherever you want and stay there for days and live a different, easier life

.. and its free

...

sweden or death norse, i don't be dealing with stones

Kristiansand, formerly worked in the oil industry, now ive worked with warehouses, retail stores etc.

My contract with the current company goes out in one week, then afterwards i have to find another job, most likely another temp shitfest.


Id probably just hang myself in the woods, what i want is a roadtrip through Europe, but im too poor for that and im in jeopardy of loosing my license anyway so fuck that too.

we have tons of newly imported nignogs and ragheads here. tv say its awesome so the majority of braindead fools accept it.
we have an obese "pm" that plays pokemon go during parliament sessions.
we only have 7 gold bars in our central bank
practically a badly managed outpost of the jew-yankee empire with 0 self-interest being presented by the lying politicians.

so its basically the same as every other cursed nation.

You forgot christian.

Keep it clean.

well if youre gonna kill yourself you might aswell get one of those shitty loans and go on your eurotrip before they get your license. im no richfag, but i get by by staying out in nature whenever i can (also you will only meet white peope there). cities make me depressed in the long run.

>we only have 7 gold bars in our central bank

Don't lie, you have 37 tonnes:
tradingeconomics.com/norway/gold-reserves

what's wrong with norcuck women? they always have this weird ass tan when they should be pale and glorious.

>Norway complain about bad politics and society

this world is dying

as someone who's from sweden myself i have never understood this lol

Norway

>white
>homogeneous
>10/10 aryan qts
>low crime rates
>no niggers chinks

Achmed. I think you went full retard tonight. Maybe u should lay off the booze. Its haram for ya.

close but not quite. no constitutional right to weapons or self defense. and they are importing refugees so most of what you listed will be outdated eventually. if norway had better gun rights and self protection laws i might agree with you

Norway is nice. Cuties, mountains, oceans.

Oslo a shit tho

Quit the melodrama. It's all relative. People will always complain

Oh and I have to be in Oslo 1st of July to the Scandza thing.

I hope you guys are coming too

as long as you dont put fireworks in your ass and ignite them, you're in the clear mongol

why would anyone ever go to oslo

They are sweden wanna be

ok sorry

pay debnt

If Norway is so good then why did my ancestors leave that shithole to never return?

That chick is the hottest girl in the world...would drag my dick thru a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart thru a walkie-talkie

never sorry to a norway snow nigger brother, let them burn in their icy hell

>tfw playing Skyrim Special EditionTM 8 hours every day

I jerk off to the videos of her doing her hair on you tube....it's a problem

>>white
>>homogeneous

The reason you have such fucked up teeth is because vikings raped and kidnapped all you're beautiful normal teeth women 1000 years ago. That's also why you're so ugly.

>Cultural cohesion matters a lot there
I wonder why...

must be nice desu

>run of the mill blonde hottest in the world

Don't bother.

Nah, weird facial structure desu

Fuck them. At least if the Muslims took over there wouldn't be as many shitty crime dramas. Oil niggers.

What's weird about her facial structure?