North Korean who has access to the internet, ask me anything

North Korean who has access to the internet, ask me anything.

Have you met Kim jong un?

Are you a faggot

Is it mandatory to have God Emperor pics in your house?

Are you ready to go to jail?

Further proof

Trump is going to murder you

When was the last time you fed your family?

Hey Otto, how you doing?

Take a picture of a propaganda poster lol

Are you apart of his pleasure squad?

goodbye op

Also, Hey Kim!

Which approved haircut do you have?

More seriously arent you afraid of the consequences of posting here?

It's mandatory to have their pictures in every house there

Will kimkimkim starts a work war ?

you're not real.
prove me wrong.

larping faggot

hi kim!

Are you really high up on the social ladder?

Can you get me some NK memorabilia.

Do you play StarCraft?

that photoshoped sign lmao

Will there be nuclear strikes Kim?

Did you ever ate grass?

He never replied they're already dragging him to the dog pen

Whats the weather like?

this

Where do you live?

Presuming you are being sincere, is North Korea nearly as bad as the western media makes it out to be?

Is there less degeneracy?

Is there any McDonald's restaurant in North Korea?

Greetings from Canada.

thanks for the flag.
When was the last time you ate?
Is it troue about 90% of the country not even having electricity?

How does it feel to starve?

No Kim Jong Un portrait. OP is a liar.

Can you ship me a propaganda poster over?

do people really do drugs in NK?

The only steam account logged from north korea is actually Kim right?

Im not even memeing.

What do you think we should know about North Korea?

Are you having a nice day?

Kim, get the fuck back to work. You can't spend all day fucking your slave girls and shitposting on Sup Forums.

also u is a gommie scum

TITS OR GTFO

>bUt iM a mAlE

TITS OR GTFO

How do you get notebooks in North Korea? I thought it was illegal for you to write.

F

Every. Time.

kim post cock pls

What do you think of K Pop?

You need to show us more proof.

oh fugg

>North Korean
>American Date Format
>2017

God bless, NKbro!

>1 post by this ID

are you Kim?

>has not replied to this thread
Did they get him already?

OP was put into a labor camp for life, 3 minutes after posting. F

...

I don't want to ask you anything because I don't want them to kill you.

Are you the only white guy...the son of the one and only US defector during the Korean war?

Have you been to any mandatory state events? What do they say about the U.S.?

RIP in peace OP

Is it truly the best Korea?

He posted less than 5 minutes ago chill out faggots. He probably has slow internet

True

>1 post by this ID
He's already been caught lads

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His house was raided, thread is over

nice try journalist faggot
north koreans use juche, not american date system

OH SHIT ITS THE GESTAPO
YOU'RE FUCKED OP

RUN!!!

K-k-kim...?

OP must be in room 101 by now

>slow internet
>when he is the only one using it in the whole country

Western Union was faster delivering this telegram.

yes it is.
like what
yes I am, I am from pyongyang and the fact that i work as a computer scientist for the regime makes it easier for me to access the world wide web. i usually post using a proxy from a western country to avoid risk.
pyongyang. how about you? wanna meet up?
yes there is less degeneracy, north korea is more pure than south korea, our language is pure. north korea is pretty damn bad though, the westdoesn't even realize how bad it is.
yes, power outrages are a common occurance in the capital.
yes, we have a huge heroin problem

Well OP probably just realize that in this moment he really fucked up.

What is Earth Metal?
What is Kim's endgame?

underrated

>1 post by this ID
W/e, thanks for the free flag LARP-fag. Now take those pictures down you just printed out before your mom gets homes and wonders what the fuck you're doing.

Ready your rectum OP, death squads are inbound.

Nice proxy faggot. If I printed out two pictures of gooks and hung them on the wall does that make me a gook too?

What country are you from? What brings you to the DPRK?

do you live in a nice house?

What do you think of Jaka Parker's Youtube channel?

이것은 북한 정부의 자동적 인 휴전 및 탈영 경고이다. 네가 그렇게 선택했다면, 우리는 당신의 위치를 추적하고 처벌을가하도록 강요 받게 될 것입니다. 북한의 그물은 공식 용도로만 사용됩니다

Actually RIP itself means "rest in peace" so you don't have to say "in peace" at the end

Just trying to improve discussion on the board :)

F

Shieeeeet, negro.

>like what
Post another timestamp

And just like you, NK uses the imperial system, you retard

Picture of you hand to atleast show you are a gook. Would be good proof.

OP is ded

how learned english?

"This is an automatic ceasefire and desertion warning from the North Korean government. If you choose to do so, we will be forced to track your location and punish you. The North's net is only used for official purposes"

OP is ded

Are you virgin?
Are North korean girl open sexually?

:^)

I'm in manpo
Do you have a car

Picture looks photoshopped

wtf is happening

>like what

Show outside view with screencap

Hey Kim, when are you finally going to man up & test that Nuclear weapon you were bragging about?

Come on man, your lack of anything good is showing you are a wimp.
Show us something. Why should we fear you? You aren't in the news anymore really. It's mainly Syria & Russia, Middle East shit. You were bumped because you don't follow through with your promises.

baka

North Korea censors the shit out of the internet for its citizens, how do you have internet access? Or did they just miss blocking 4chn or something?

Or are you maybe in Kim's inner circle?

Which embassy do you work for?

Oh shit