this has been been in the making for almost two years
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Caleb Bailey
Eliot was an American and his named is spelled with one "l"
Nicholas James
Fuck off. We know already. This isn't turk/pol/
Eli Torres
Trump is a mossad puppet.
Carson Gray
they're at eet ageen
Elijah Gutierrez
# >Police still searching for the known far right terrorist YKTD, his female accomplice Pube and their pet gimp Rimmer after allegations of vote fixing
I was informing you because I did it at the end of the last thread and I wasn't sure if everyone got the memo
Xavier Wood
Yes to racism.
Wyatt Young
Any stoners here? Is it easy to get weed in uk?
Nicholas Scott
Great. We know. Play Paul Revere elsewhere we have sausage rolls and wanking to discuss.
Jaxson Flores
Shut the fuck up. Bulletins have always been normal.
Benjamin Bennett
see
Xavier Allen
Join your local Church. Just pop your head in the door sometime in the week to see the vicar/reverend or phone up and ask if you can come to the service on Sunday.
Churches/religion was invented to bring people together.
You don't have to do anything, you don't have to say anything, just sit at the back for a few weeks. After the service its customary to have a cup of tea or squash or something and people will come and make an effort to talk to you.
Just be honest - say you were feeling lonely. Being honest is life put on easy mode. "An honest man never needs to remember what he has said".
You'll find a whole life within the church. You'll meet people who do all sorts of things you might find interesting or want to be involved with
Justin Diaz
Testing
Levi Davis
Re-establish the empire when?
Anthony Murphy
They're going to side with Islamist rebels to take out Kurd rebels, but none of them are goverment forces, but they might go after goverment forces later, Syria is kind of a clusterfuck
Wyatt Butler
Turkey invented the doner kebab.
Adam Fisher
Beep boop >meanwhile in Europe
David Cruz
Hopefully the HMS Liz joins the war against Assad and ISIS
Henry Gomez
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Turk's ambitions in Syria?
Samuel Cruz
Fantastic. Now shoo.
Alexander Thomas
>tfw eaten too many puff dogs
Ethan Sullivan
as soon as that sweet tesco cider hits my lips I want to dance all night
Charles Morris
migrant holding up a sign telling you he's welcome
It's easy to get UK weed anywhere in the world m8.
Brandon Edwards
Never. Splendid isolation is the way, not retarded LARPing.
Elijah Carter
are churches not just all old people
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Ryder Murphy
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Brandon Gonzalez
What will trump do?
Leo Murphy
>having to explain this for the millionth time US wants Turkey to have a bit more power in the middle east so there is a power struggle with Saudi Arabia, Israel, Iran, and somewhat Egypt, to stabilize the region.
Adrian Myers
Dude get the fuck out of Brit/pol/ you Autistic Yank.
Bentley Murphy
Back Turkey, they're in NATO.
Isaac Garcia
I don't know you, I never will most likely, even if I passed you on the street I would never know. You seem like a thoroughly decent person however and I wish you well.
Parker Miller
I've found myself having silly fantasizes about joining the Kurds lately
Jeremiah Roberts
...
Ethan Ward
>tfw currently in Cornwall
Gavin Hall
What do you do if you have no connections like? Just go up to random people on the street?
Bentley Moore
incredibly easy, especially if you live in a university town when I lived in leeds, literally had some black fellas offer me weed outside my local 24hr shop
What nationality are you under your LARP flag? Where are you going?
Jaxon Hill
i haven't brought myself to watch his weird looking home movies, i dont want the shine to come off him
Ethan Anderson
Definitely not. Of course there are old people who go to church, but i first started going to church after working a gig at one (i'm a sound engineer). While there i met my girlfriend who is a videographer (she was filming the gig). I asked her out and she said yes. I think she assumed i was also religious but i never really was.
Now i've joined her Church and we're involved with lots of stuff with the church. Shes way out of league. There are tons of young people still going to church. You don't see them because they don't spend their time getting wasted and shitting themselves in Mcdonalds doorway after a MAD SESH.
Dominic Price
i've been rewatching lost and haven't posted in /brit/pol for a week
who's your favourite lost character?
Carter Taylor
...
Logan Diaz
It's clearly >Get
Colton Hill
Lads is he /ourguy/?
Evan Scott
Venus Flytrap is unironically a fucking masterpiece. I'm dead serious. Go to 46:25 to hear him play as a mad scientist ranting about how plants ought to replace humanity.
This is the only way UKIP can become relevant again.
Christopher Johnson
The fat one
Evan Mitchell
I dunno, keep your eyes peeled for the scum that look the part, and make some quiet enquiries. Afternoon drinkers tend to have a useful contacts list. You might get burned for a few tenners here & there, but such is the game. Don't buy half ounce off randomers, just infiltrate your local untermensch nice & casual like. Most dealers are happy to get new regulars.
Caleb Peterson
Engerland
Jordan Ortiz
Kek.
Gavin Brooks
Nothing will be done about this. This isn't a bug in the system, but a feature.
Cooper Morgan
Very comfy evening rain in the south east. It can make a man forget all his problems for a little while.
Jack Rivera
Oh. You're a potato. You'll be fine.
If you were American I was going to suggest that weed is generally sold by hard cases here. It's what nutters like to smoke to unwind. So if you go into the roughest pub you can find and shout >Fuck Queen and Westha, you nancies This is code to show you are willing to buy some drugs.
Luke Gomez
Yeah me and my mates got a free half gram of Mandy off this fucked Mexican guy last night.
Brayden Hernandez
>>Fuck Queen and Westha, you nancies >This is code to show you are willing to buy some drugs. Did this. Confirming it works.
Hunter Walker
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Carter Robinson
>be boring and ugly >be called Geoff >but have a personality so get pussy
Jealous, brit/pol/?
Logan White
Hey lads it's me prime minister Heath posting from hell. Ask me anything (except why I'm here pls)
Ryan Cruz
That naan at the top right looks like a great white shark trying to eat the sauce.
Liam Howard
Train spotters are proper fucking weirdos
Henry Perry
Lol, I'd like to return home in one piece thank you very much.
Wyatt Reed
Don't forget to check out Twin Peaks (2017) Egon. I'm just about to start Shadowrun after I finish Aliens VS Predator Classic (2000). Thanks for the recommendation the other day.
Angel King
Do you have air conditioning down there?
Zachary Thomas
Why the fuck did you go and drag us into that sodding union you nonce?
Isaiah Powell
Brit in Berlin here, this place doesn't seem as fucked as I expected. Sure there's a lot of Turks here but they all seem to keep to themselves, not seen any German women with anyone but German men. Although I have seen a fuck load of German men with black women, like a really unusual amount.
Then again I can't talk as I pulled this slightly chubby 6,1 mixed girl from Bath last night.
Adrian Jackson
What can I get you m8? I've got some nice knock-off Amber leaf for 7 quid. It goes well with this Blues.
Aaron Wilson
His bird looks incredibly boring and ugly too to be fair.
Henry Lewis
Yeah but it's broken. Called a mechanic but he won't be here until Thursday
Caleb Walker
Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.
They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/. The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.
This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine. TRIPCODES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST! !!sD6h8LgcbfU !!QzsVseG+8V9 !!hf1gYlduTsB !!sD0UmouIGCJ !!spag5sNh5f7 !!pe/WI0WvgxN !!XKy4PC1RH+2 !khan0DfcYs !mweAve86e6 !xi8/JKFwzo !!ThhQM/i4Nz8 !I6NTH72U2IX !!FJ60XUrqjrt !!1g9WUtblos !!03sSxJ9cqcI !!2n6HRZ4KjiF !5pkhWnNeCo !!03sSxJ9cqcI !!seGTL0R3Pm0 !!hn7ASgIZ1vE !!Mpz12hyftwG !!nXiB6ED9Yjj !!QGsZcEJW159 !!jMRRjuYLt5i
Alexander Davis
If you're here in summer, try walking through a park near a university and following your nose.
>Last November, the Mail on Sunday reported that four of Sir Edward’s accusers, all women, had shared lurid stories of sexual abuse, child sacrifice and murder in occult ceremonies. >A confidential report by Dr Rachel Hoskins, an expert on religion-based ritual crime, who was called in to examine witness statements and other evidence gathered by police, concluded that the Satanic claims were ‘preposterous’ and that the women knew each other well and had ‘swapped tales’. >In February, the Daily Mail reported that the women had talked about possible compensation payouts and that one may even have already submitted a claim.
Can't link to the more in depth Private Eye (possibly the last rag to have any independent honest investigative journalism) articles but this links to enough. Basically political sabotage of a hidden gay dead man who can't defend himself.
Nathan White
He looks like Daniel Craig if he decided to go the full Christian Bale and starve himself for a film role.
Logan Reed
She looks like she'd be really fun in bed as well
Angel Torres
RiGHT Ye wee cunt, no cunt insults our Begbie n' lives ah' tell ah tale
Levi Russell
>implying They're just friends and he's paying for the trip.
Jeremiah Rogers
I bet he has a huge dick and she loves it when he fucks her ass
Jackson Williams
I would probably still fuck her.
Ethan Hernandez
Fookin ell are yoo troyin to be acquiring an excessively sized item? Seven quid? Get yourself back on the donkey Dalai Llama
Brayden Howard
Where the fuck did Shergar go?
Gabriel Fisher
Rollies are what poor people smoke.
See them bring their ratty fucking pouches on a night out trying to roll a fag outside, trying not to drop any baccy on the floor while they slobber all over their rizla. Peasents.
Dylan Young
I can defend myself mate and I was never into little boys you lying bastards. Everyone knows little girls are better...
Landon Wilson
Can someone give me a list of proper reasons to be against mass immigration cos I'm fucking shite at arguing and always end up doing an Alex Jones by shouting 'THE GLOBALISTS! THE GLOBALISTS!'
Cheers
Nathan Peterson
The ugly ones are always kinky buggers. The more shut in you are, the more you have exploring your own body.
This will inevitably lead to sticking a toothbrush up your arse whilst wanking over /d/ tier fetish porn.
