Brit/pol/ - You Fund This Shit edition

>Michael Bond, Paddington Bear creator and author dies aged 91
theguardian.com/books/2017/jun/28/paddington-bear-author-michael-bond-dies-aged-91

>Six face charges over Hillsborough disaster
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/hillsborough-six-suspects-face-criminal-charges-disaster-prosecutors/

>No final Grenfell death toll "this year"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40434741

>Northern Ireland secretary warns over talks deadline
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40424927

>Immigration detainees (illegal immigrants) bring legal challenge to what has been described as £1 an hour "slave wages"
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/28/immigration-detainees-legal-challenge-slave-wages

>Number 10 reveals public sector pay cap under review - after Theresa May "hears the message" that voters are "weary"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/queens-speech-labour-pmqs-theresa-may-live/

>Bank of England chief says it is not time for an increase of interest rates
theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/28/bank-of-england-deputy-interest-rate-mpc-cunliffe-mark-carney

>Man hit by bus while walking street, proceeds to walk into pub and have a pint
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40415292

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What age did you start whacking to anime lads?

still don't bite your hands please

>youtube.com/watch?v=g8sY29iN0-c
>Things not to say to say to someone of not mixed race
>Things that never happen: The video
How are they going to appeal to their target market of people that want to bask in their vanity if the shit in the video isn't even right?

It's now RACIST to point out the significant demographic shifts in drowning incidents in an attempt to address this newfound issue.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/28/camber-sands-official-robert-cass-inquest

(inb4 autistic Norwayproxy user)

BBC were literally just discussing how Paddington Bear was about a refugee.

Queer Kid Stuff?? What the FUCK

When it comes to love,
I don't worry about a girlfriend or marriage,
I just grab my laptop and settle down,
for a wank in my Crocodile™ Garage

Never you degenerate pig skinned cunt

well its the only thing that matters desu.

look, great british culture of accepting refugees and replacing our culture

>it's a britpol talks about identity politics episode

that image is reddit as fuck

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I have never fapped to cartoons, I do fap to traps though and I regret nothing, not a single thing.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

LEPREKEKS BTFO

>Lord Spithead

top kek, sounds like one of those parody candidates at an election

things not to say to a social conservative

GO

>Wanking to cartoons
Literally never
>Wanking to vidya characters
I have done this though once or twice when I was younger, shameful desu

so are they indian or arab or what, i cant tell. iv never seen names like that

>He urged that, if Britain was to be a modern sea power, a worthy ally of the U.S., we needed giant platforms to carry the American F-35 fighter then under development.

>urged to be a worthy cuck of abdul, we need some good lube to lube the missus

Anyone here have their FAC? My nan has a farm and she used to shoot a lot before her husband died, had lots of old wartime goodies.

I'm looking to get mine however i don't want to have to join some gay shooting club. I joined an archery club and hated it, everyone there was a typical joggers, dirty tshirt, spotty autist, so i just used my bow on the farm.

What i want to know is that am I okay to just say i want to plink and use it as a hobby on the farm? I haven't asked her but i'm sure she'll say she would be my referral and give permission to the police for me to shoot on her land. Even if we put it down on the form as pest control. I'm happy to kill anything she deems a threat to her birds or pests and the like.

I've been lurking /k/ for the last 5 or 6 years on and off and have been slowly picking up info on what I like.
I'm looking at pic related. It's in .22lr, 22 round magazine, semi-auto and recieves a decent amount of praise on /k/ for it's good quality build and trigger.

It's about £350 on sale on a website and £450 at my local gun store.

TL;DR;

>is i just want to shoot for a hobby a "reason to own"
>Can it be stored legally at her farm or am I going to have to take it home each day?
>Do i HAVE to have a safe or would a locked box suffice?

thanks lads.

>turn on Pointless
>going through the team introductions
>nothing unusual so far; even got the token cripple on one team
>suddenly pans over to a father and son team
>dad looks like a typical grafter
>son has curly ginger hair, a ginger Muslim beard, glasses and bright red cardigan
>dad introduces himself and where he is from
>son does the same, but claims he is a citizen of the world

I bet his dad winces inside every time he hears his son say that.

Is it true you can't purchase any sort of pistol in the UK? how is it that you can't buy a Glock or something even if you just want to do sports shooting? what if you're a farmer?

The best advantage the free market has over centralised production and distribution is in efficiency. Government produced food would require that farmers produce what the government tells them to produce, regardless if it's a good idea or not. Because in your scenario the government would have to have an immense knowledge of all facets of farming and house construction and more importantly where the end products of such processes should end up. It's mind boggling levels of information that nobody is capable of. Instead under market controls the farmer only needs to know how to grow things and get them delivered to a place they can sell. With this specialised knowledge and his livelihood on the line he does this far better than bureaucrats can.

The other benefit of the market forces is prices. They aren't arbitrarily set just for the hell of it. They provide solid and quick information on who wants goods and where they want them. Government mandates that x% of food goes to Birmingham when they don't even want half that much? The food goes to waste. Prices would instruct food producers not to sell more than x/2% in Birmingham as they'd lose profits quickly.

Hello Blairite.

Throw your television in the bin, sell it, or give it away. The rectangular Jew must be abandoned. If you absolutely insist on using it for the console Jew, which also ought to be abandoned, make sure it has no aerial connected.

Stop being normal. Just because the majority of our parents sat there watching it and raised us with it, does not make it okay. Stop it.

Part of me wants to stop watching porn all together, but another part of me says, "Well, it is Summer and you're at home, you may as well continue until the start of Uni."

>wat do

I remember using an Xbox controller as a vibrator and actually cumming from it
To dead or alive 4 when I was young

>not recording pointless and fast-forwarding through all the bits that aren't questions
You can get through an entire series in half an hour and that's the way God intended

>b-but magic money tree will cause hyper-inflation!
>you can't create money out of thin air!

Boomer morons don't know that banks create money out of thin air all the time-- this is how money is created. These boomers also parrot the specious nonsense of "living within our means", which means: property bubble (their assets rise), protected pensions (paid for by you and I), no debt relief for young people, and cuts to all services except the ones they use.

We had the "money tree", and that was QE. It's secondary purpose, to stimulate the economy, didn't work because the money went into the bank reserves which banks do not lend. It is like putting petrol in the oil tank of a car and wondering why the car won't start. Corbyn's people's QE is actually a sensible policy, and should be used to wipe off outstanding debts.

Austerity is voodoo economics which would cause a recession, which is why public spending has only fallen by 0.2% since 2009 anyway. The Tories pretend there is austerity to sure up the boomer economic illiterates, and the Labour party pretend there is austerity so they can say "the tories the tories the tories" etc. Both parties benefit from this illusion and the people suffer because nothing DECISIVE is actually done.

You can own shotguns, but you need a good reason (e.g. Farmer)
Northern Ireland has different laws though, you can get handguns legally there

Buy a proper rifle. That's a gimmick, will jam constantly and will make you look a cunt.

CZ make good. 22lr and. 22WMR. 10/22 is a good rifle too. If you do want something tacticool look at the CZ or GSG things.

>but like aren't you just on the wrong side of history?
>why do you hate everyone that isn't like you?
>is it actually just cus you're gay?

top kek

its not even built and its already a rust bucket

please may I purchase a full price ticket

how we get pass that law
plus some farmers/goverment vets are allowed pistols to put down animals

Blair banned handguns following the Dunblaine massacre.

don't watch porn. I stopped watching it a few months ago and everything has changed for the better. Honestly, it will be our generation's smoking. It's fucking awful, once you quit you will feel 100x better. I just get real women on Tinder and I still fap, but I feel happier, confident, focused, and less cynical.

shotguns you dont need a reason and most of time you wont get refused
rifles neead a reason

Pooinloos, can't remember which variety

>going to uni
I tend to watch the introduction and then skip through all the chat. I didn't really want to listen to him defending his bullshit stance.

Get yourself onto softcore porn as a start. Ain't nothing wrong with beating it to some decent tits, it's the disconnect of seeing sex as purely organs grinding against organs (especially when the penis isn't even yours ffs) that fucks you up. If you can't fap to photos of Tessa Fowler you may have the gay anyway.

What's your longest streak without alcohol? Currently on 17, aiming for 30 days.

>Brexit 'will blow hole in budget', EU commissioner warns

How does it feel knowing EU is kill

That's the thing, in the University term, I watch it less and get with people more, but just while I am at home, is it so bad?

I think what he was suggesting is that the country had the necessary infrastructure to produce enough food for the country without relying on imports. not state planned/controlled production.

How long before our man Corbyn becomes the Prime Minister and has to fix up the fuck ups of the Tories?

They managed to discredit their two big memes about Corbyn (Coalition of Chaos and Magic Money Tree.) In just a single week in trying to bribe the DUP to govern with them.

And that channel Queer Kids Stuff has a part in producing the British version to indoctrinate your children.

youtube.com/watch?v=bWiotYP_AHY

you're bored and unfulfilled. Get Tinder, get a job, go to the gym, get a hobby, get into a regular sleep pattern.

I didn't try any alcohol until I was 12 when I had a sip of beer.

So 12 years.

I have gone without alcohol for months at a time. Longest was probably 6 - 8 months.

20 years. Never drank in my life, never plan to.

5 years.

also re: magic money tree, banks create money out of thin air all the time to pay for things (debt). This is how money is created. Honestly the Tories are fucking morons.

I would argue casual Tinderfucking is equally terrible and psychologically/culturally erosive, if not moreso.

pussy.

i'm aware of the gimmick aspect. however i asked a few guys on /k/ who have one as well as the derpy looking STG44 in .22lr and they said they're reliable. I don't care if i look a cunt, it's just me in a field with some stuff on my own. CZ does make good stuff, a friend of mine has some, i'll keep looking into different things, i just had a boner for that.

This is fine. This is all fine.

>alcohol

i fail to see the attraction, coca cola is far tastier, and im even 23.

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did u misspell animals?
if u did and if by that u meant ur mum my answer is
never
coz she is an beast of the briny deep

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You aren't missing much. I only do it socially and I haven't really enjoyed it since I was 18/19

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Cola doesn't get you drunk though does it. Alcohol gets you drunk. That's the attraction.

Peter 'more Blairite than Anthony Charles Lynton' Mandelson's been slagging off Brexit in the Lords.

twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/880107006983639040

Why do they have three non-politicians? I thought it was limited to two.

Have a regular sleep pattern.
Days are usually not spent lazing around.
Jobless over Summer.
I am going for runs and will begin lifting when Uni starts up again.
I don't really want to pull when I am at home.

never been drunk, but alcohol is foul, so i can't drink more than a few sips, maybe a bottle of flavoured cider at best lol

Coke is trash, but if I had to rank it, it would be: from a pub > glass bottled > plastic bottled > canned.

I don't people drink alcohol for the taste; more for the effects.

you don't need a "good reason", i believe that the SGC is a "shall issue" license, just like the explosives license.

That said, my ex went to work one day to find her boss and boss' daughter shotgunned to death by her boss' dad.

That was a fun day to drop her off to work.

Ah the glories of an unelected upper house.

>Following David Cameron's holiday in Lanzarote, a petition started by Mendoza to prevent Cameron from re-entering the country "gathered momentum after Mendoza wrote a satirical article" for The Canary, Romil Patel wrote in the International Business Times.[10] The petition said, in part:

>David Cameron presents a clear and present danger to the short, medium and long-term interests of the country. As such, the UK should institute a temporary ban on his return to Britain at the conclusion of his holiday in Lanzarote.[11]

>The Eye alleges that "throughout her Canary story Mendoza blithely flouted the Samaritans guidelines on suicide", including "avoid reporting the contents of a suicide note" and "Over-simplification of the causes or perceived 'triggers' for a suicide note can be misleading and is unlikely to reflect accurately the complexity."[15] Although the latter guidelines were posted by the Canary, Mendoza wrote that "... what must be acknowledged is that Jeremy Hunt is providing the kind of stresses on junior doctors which can foster and exacerbate mental health crisis. ... If Jeremy Hunt had a shred of dignity or respect, he would hand in his resignation today."

I am bi, consciously deciding to prefer guys because I get on with them more than women.

yes but when they print money instead of taxing directly the public don't really care as much when the effect is delayed. "oh we'll make up for it with economic growth" etc.

How can you be a social drinker and still be a virgin, according to your own admission, at 27 years of age? Fascinating.

Fair enough, I stand corrected.
>brb buying shotgun

He's partly right though, hard to trust someone who can't trust themselves.

>I'm bi
Is this satire posting or has something happened to brit/pol/?

Why would i want the government to know how many guns and how much ammo i have on hand?

Your not a man till you've smuggled a 50cal + 500 rds of belt ammo into the UK from Europe having to secret it all up your arse.

My anus may now resemble a vintage golf bag, but when the islamists chimp out, im ready.

I drink neat vodka, and i hate the taste but don't don't it that reason. If I wanted taste I'd have a juice or a smoothie

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The maid hung the washing out today. Those bastards in Grenfell have made them stink to high heaven yet again. If only there was some way to remove this scum from our district. I personally recommend soapy products from the Hassoun family, although washing machine products are not yet available to the poor.
>bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-25578125/gold-and-diamond-infused-soap-is-world-s-most-expensive
t.Georgina.
P.S. I hope that no poor people are reading this. The sanctions are coming soon.

It's not that I don't trust myself. I just prefer leading a healthy lifestyle in my free time.

I drink all whiskey's neat. No ice. I like it, it's strong and sometimes harsh, i like that.

Vodka i can drink neat but it's hit and miss depending how cheap it is, usually it all tastes like paint thinner though

We don't know what he looks like.

perhaps you should consider not being such a gay cunt

This entire site is filled with faggots if you haven't noticed.

It's funny because the EU doesn't want to raise taxes on the rest of the European citizens, even though they try to pretend their project is universally loved. If it was so loved, it wouldn't matter, right?

It's funny because the the EU wants to "punish" Britain for leaving but their entire existence is about being a fair, even-handed organisation designed to lessen conflict, not increase it.

It's funny because the EU's entire reason for existence and its entire raison d'etre becomes more hollow and baseless as time goes on, revealing it for the gigantic scam that it is.

It complains about the rise of right-wing nationalism despite being the literal source of its creation.

It has fostered more conflict and distaste within the continent than a group of single self-interested nations ever could. Every decision it makes pokes holes in the idea that it is in any way functioning well.

Because of the financial and insane political desire of a minority of individuals, they have jeopardised what was once a decent, relatively reasonable idea because NOBODY HAS NOTICED THAT EUROPEANS CAN'T RUN A FUCKING COUNTRY YET.

Britain has had a solid, stable political system for years and was the fount of modern liberal ideology, yet people literally think the german megalomaniacs, italian incompetents, and a country most famous for surrendering can do better. Why are we putting stock in the EU, an organisation managed by nationalities who haven't even gone a century with a consistent political foundation.

What the fuck?

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I don't understand it desu, plenty of physically fit men have had a good few drinks in their lives and lived into their 80s.

>I have compared these boats to the ancient Egyptian pyramids: they have consumed immense resources while possessing almost zero utility. At least the pyramids are amazing to look at; I doubt in years to come a single tourist will visit Portsmouth to see the QE rotting at its moorings.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645434/Pride-Britain-HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-6bn-blunder.html

Burn: The article.

this. i'm a bifaggot too. Like autists, gays are overreprsesented on Sup Forums

Couldn't fuck the gf I had at 18 because muh phimosis. Never really actively pursued women since. Also, I find it more difficult to engage with people when I've been drinking, rather than less - it's almost like it inhibits my ability to speak and have conversations with people, like having locked in syndrome or something.
Basically I'm a fucking weirdo, ok.

t. Pat Condell

You have a very similar style of speaking.

flavoured cider is fucking gay.

If you drink cider have Aspalls, Henry Westons or something from a farm in Herefordshire. My local has a house brand cloudy cider. it's nice, sweeter than most ciders without being a teenage girl drink

>tfw forgot to take my name off
bugger

I am bi too and have no qualms about it. I am an autist though and through, semi 1488 and ancap. I will be with a man and a woman. Suck my dong literal Nazis. Larping is fine, but hands off my BENIS.