Name things your country has invented

Literally Britain invented computers and fucking TIME! How will the RoW ever recover?

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The only thing worthwhile to come out of the UK was the Mayflower.

Stop appropriating my language.

One-wheel motorcycle
Printing Press
Radio-controlled watch
the Farenheit scale (eat shit, anglo)
Car
Accordion
White genocide
Everything Disney does
the Hot dog
Erbfeindschaft

We invented the 3/5 comprise which is a genius idea for all liberal democracies

You appropriated our invention of the concentration camp.

How does it feel knowing that Game of Thrones is American?

then why do the jews run your country now instead of your heaters?

We invented and produce nothing but we're rich because Americans and the EU give us money. Shitskins have the right idea desu, leaching off the white man is way more profitable and takes less effort than producing stuff yourself

Legos and the Danelaw.

Planes
The Internet
Ferris wheels

Step up senpai

Makes me glad Americans yearn for the Anglo heritage which they don't even have.
I can deny the hollocaust here

Protip: countries don't invent anything, people invent things. People who have nothing in common with posters on anonymous chinese political satire board

>The Internet

World Wide Web isn't the same thing as the Internet, people were still shitposting on BBS before 1991

The steam locomotive

Choo choo

The pencil

>its almost like insulting people on Sup Forums has no impact on their country politics

Tanks

Brazil

Kek shut him down fast

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>regular tie
>pen
>speedometer
>torpedo
>alternating current, remote control, electro motor and other Tesla inventions
>parachute

Apple Pie

> inventing the internet
Proof Americans are script kiddies.

what I wanted to say is that some people are proud of their "country's inventions" even tho then had 0 control of it and they contributed NOTHING so I don't see what exactly are they proud of.

Having similar genetics to great inventors.

My country invented
Cuck porn
McDonald's
The ability to airport about Europe's 4% non white population while living in a 54% white country

>Mfw the 'murica invented the internet

5 dimensional Disks for long life data storage.

Everything of note has come out of Britain or, at the very least, anglo countries.

Anglos are LITERALLY the master race and without us the rest of you subhumans would still be banging stones together to light fires.

ISIS

It's only the same as being proud of you contrys football/sports team lad, the difference is modern football/sports teams are full of wogs, a countrys inventors are native

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That was a combined effort between both America and UK, and you know it.

Chemistry
Advanced Mathematics
Qanat (basically underground water canals)
Human Rights
Satrapies (predecessor of feudalism, basically taxes)
Yakhchal (400 BC refridgerators)
Maragheh observatory (first ever sextant in the history of mankind)
Yoghurt
Montheism
Good vs Evil philosophies
Welfare
Hospitals
Dabestan (schools for uneducated adults, basically college.)
Royal Road
Poker (gambling)
Tar (first guitar)
Chess
Bazaar (first free market)
Kebab (lol)
Shia Islam

You also invented faggots according to google

so being born lucky is something to be proud of? only if you didn't accomplish anything noteworthy in your life, that would be the case for most of posters here I guess.
>without us the rest of you subhumans would still be banging stones
>withous us
without you we wouldn't lel

Don't forget goat-fucking.

>Zyklon B
>E=MC2
>Schadenfreude
>The rocket the sent the Burgers to the moon
>V1
>V2
>Communism
>Fahrenheit Scale (Which we don´t even use)
>Blitzkrieg
>Automobil
>Vichy-France
>Categorical Imperative
>God´s Death
>Gutenberg Bible
>Schwerer Gustav
>Dicke Bertha
>Machine Gun
>Austria
>Printing Press
>Amish People
>Lutherism
>Ketwurst
>Oktoberfest
>Lederhosn

BBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!

>Shia Islam
What a great invention
Are you proud of it?

And of course:
The fucking english language

Nope, Greeks invented that.
pic related

Made us more distant from arabs, so yes.

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English is only 1/3 Anglo Saxon.

And 50% French

>so being born lucky is something to be proud of?

Yes, there's nothing wrong in being proud of your countrys contribution to the world, absolutely none.

Besides, it's pretty much just a nationalist game of Top-Trumps, some nations just have a better deck than others

>Makes me glad Americans yearn for the Anglo heritage which they don't even have.

can you explain the invention of time?
are you literally talking about clocks or the concept?

Most people know Nokia from its mobile phones, but what really was the crown jewel of Finnish phone technology was the Nokia DX 200 call center. Developed in the 70s and first deployed in the early 80s it was the first call center operating digitally, and it remains the most lucrative product Nokia ever developed. The world's first GSM call was made with Nokia hardware based on the DX 200 system and core components of the DX 200 remain widely used today.

Finland also makes world-renowned ship engines and power sources, made by Wärtsilä. These ship engines have been used on ships requiring high performance, including on the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth and various cruise ships. From wikipedia:
>At the end of 2016, Wärtsilä’s market share in marine medium-speed main engines was 51% and in auxiliary engines 18%.

The Finnish company Kone is an engineering and manufacturing company that exports elevators and escalators. It is currently the world's 4th largest elevator manufacturer and exports their products all over the world. Kone is renowned for the high reliability of their products and is considered one of the most innovative and one of the most green companies in the world.

Tl;Dr: Finland excels at engineering.

To be honest about half of my friends do have Norman ancestry while I'm from one of the oldest Anglo families in the UK.

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>froglets this desperate to appropriate british history

Gravity.

Pretty much just McDonald's and nukes and the internet.

lobotomies

>(((E=MC2)))

oh and pioneered race based chattel slavery

Oh wait of course, the Normans weren't french at all, they were originally Vikings.

Freedom

We invented the universe and the big bang, your whole concept of reality was invented in some British guys shed while he drank a cup of tea.

What language is this?

>raping Stannis
I hate you so god damn much

okay, so should I be proud of any Czechoslovak inventions, maybe even Austro-hungarian (so Austrian invention count too?)? What about medival domains in this area? What are the rules? It's just silly

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>are you literally talking about clocks or the concept?
user could be referring to the maritime clock (John Harrison marine chronometer), Accurate navel navigation was finally possible, without it ships had know idea what longitude they where at.

>the cheese slicer (how can you live without one?
>object oriented programming (simula) - literally all SW are made with object oriented programming
>first gas turbine that produced more power than used (precursor to the jet engine)
>aerosol spray can
>synthetic fertilizers (very important invention!)
>free fall lifeboats
>the keel (on boats)
>Denmark
>England

Welche Sprache ist das?

Quelle langue est-ce?

What language is this?

Looks like an obsolete, primitive form of English to me.

Linux kernel, SMS

Implying our monarchy represents our general ethnicity.
All royalty across Europe fraternised with each other.

Cricket

Protestantism
Cuckoldry
Degeneracy
Communism

>gothic art, impressionism, Rococo
>oxygen, hydrogen, radium, francium
>radioactivity
>pictures, camera, films
>Cartesian system
>Laplace's theorems
>Pascaline (calculator and ancestor of computer)
>relativity theories developed before Einstein (with Henri Poincaré)
>arteries ligatures
>blood transfusion
>aspirin, antibiotics
>pasteurization
>HIV
>telesurgery
>hand and face transplants
>taxi, steamboat, automobile, hot air balloon, parachute, airplane, submarine, helicopter, Concorde (supersonic passenger jet)
>V8, internal combustion engine
>guillotine, bayonet, sonar, tanks (with brits)
>modern military uniforms, corps, air force
>Braille language, Egyptian hieroglyphs decoding
>Minitel
>bin
>bikini
>mayonnaise

>obsolète
>primitive
>forme
>moi

Scheiße Liebhaber

Only non whites can leach off the white man it's about time you learned your place you dumb mic

>invented the universe and the big bang
The big-bang was viewed as an unworkable theory full of holes until an American Alan Guth (M.I.T.) came up with cosmic inflation to salvage it.

>Cuck porn
>McDonald's
Okay the US wins

Exactly. There is no reason to speak obsolete French anymore when you can speak the superior, refined English.

This. The french kings were in the first place Franks, so ethnic Germans, and the Hapsburg were ethnic Celts.

>admit 50% of English comes from French
>accept my point ultimately
>still shit on me
That's the famous british humour

Pisco

>inb4 Perufags "Muh bevrage"

We invented the brain and thought so without those he couldn't get his neurons firing to figure it all out.

We're basically the closet thing to god.

>planes

Inb4 assblasted brazillians.

i don't understand. does ireland actually receive american and eu money or is this pol trolling?

>airplane
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wew lad

Dieu Et Mon Droit was said and incuded into the royal motto because it was Henry V right to be King of France when France was beaten after Agincourt and the English marched to Paris, Henry was the heir-apparent to the French throne and then he died

Since it was a Canadian who discovered theraputic insulin, and because it's theraputic insulin tha keeps the morbidly obese American nation alive, all "American" inventions are hereby claimed by the True North.

>We invented the brain and thought
Fug, that explains why I like Fawlty Towers
I Know Nothing! - Fawlty Towers
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Except 'obsolete', they are pretty much the same in Germanic languages...

Stop taking a bit of fun so seriously lad

Nice

All the obese people would have died if not for you?
>the eternal leaf

but... probably from latin though...

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