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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
>Pres Trump on hold with a potatonigger 6/27/17
youtu.be/2A_24Py9UVI
>Ivanka & SoS T-Rex speak on Human Trafficking 6/27/17
youtu.be/FM8ALma7Blw
>Project Veritas - American Pravda (CNN producers caught) 6/26/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE
>Levin on Hannity - Americanism vs Progressivism 6/26/17
youtu.be/Ki3QX2tGF8I
>Pres Trump/PM Pooinda Loo Press Conf 6/26/17
youtu.be/bM7rEHX3X5M
>VP Pence/CMS Admin Verma Listening Session 6/26/17
youtu.be/g3jnMDSgQfw
>Pres Trump&Cabinet meet w/PM Poo Inda Loo 6/26/17
youtu.be/D0FHcSO50Rk
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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YAAAS

Why is the sign on the building in the van Jones video edited for no reason?

Looks like the US flag hijabi wasn't good enough.

>most powerful meme of the resistance
top kek

Look at that, I made a thread around 290 and posted the link to it at 300 posts and nothing bad happened.

That is the proper way to do it.

POST YFW CNN IS KILLED

>implying

WEDNESDAY SCHEDULE

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28, 2017

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then lead a tribal, State, and local energy roundtable. In the afternoon, the President will participate in a meet and greet with the Chicago Cubs. The President will then meet with immigration crime victims to urge passage of House legislation to save American lives. In the evening, the President will depart the White House en route to the Trump International Hotel, where he will give remarks at the Republican National Committee dinner. The President will then return to the White House.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

11:30AM THE PRESIDENT leads a tribal, State, and local energy roundtable

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a meet and greet with the Chicago Cubs

3:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with immigration crime victims to urge passage of House legislation to save American lives

>In-House Pool Spray

6:50PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to the Trump International Hotel

8:00PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks at the Republican National Committee dinner

8:30PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

>Briefing Schedule

Briefing schedule will be updated by 9:00AM tomorrow

I thought that was Harry Potter.

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"Hi can I get a Nothingburger please with a side of fries."

Well they are not wrong, but that is indicitave of how shit their memes are

That's cause you're not a Polish kike

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>/sg/ is now supporting King Roach
How fucking petty of them

noice fresh meme

>not getting fash-browns

VERY FAKE NEWS

Any big news at the White House today?

How is Kate's law coming along?

Go on, please...

And Obama was found not taking it seriously either, guess he is a shit too right Jones?

ILLINOIS CAN'T EVEN RUN THEIR LOTTERY

Are they dense? Are they literally severely retarded? They're trying to protest a Christian administration by... dressing modestly and protesting peacefully? Do they not understand that they're playing directly into our hands with this shit because nobody on our side has seen their little teevee propaganda series?

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twitter.com/TEN_GOP/status/880119854321348612

Senate republicans trying trying to reach heathcare deal by Friday that would appease hardcore fiscal conservatives. Plan drafted new instead of being the Ryan deal, more revisions to come in the week.

Trump just concluded both a meeting with victims of crime and Native American groups.

youtube.com/watch?v=KKubD7uIgMI

Nothing yet

So what would happen if Trump just decked Cuomo or Acosta?

CN what?

How the fuck do you not make money running a lottery?

>all those Illinois leftists who made fun of trump casino

>their state cant even run a fucking lotto

>captcha: no parking parking

>more pop culture references
You know the average Muslim woman doesn't even have it as good as the women in The Handmaiden's Tale.

>2 more days

the memes are weak

Uh he seems pretty consistent to me.

Okay DRUMPFIES this was Van Jones LOCKER ROOM TALK okay? He didn't mean what he said it was all just LOCKER ROOM TALK REMEMBER?

All it does is make them look like complete hypocrites for their infatuation with Islam.

To what?

Skimming so much off the top to pay their pension denbts.

did anyone save the fappening leaks of brooke baldwin?? hard to find them now

Will there be riots in that state soon?

I never get tired of Happy Merchant Twitter.

First Black Block, now Handmaid's Tale or what-the-fuck-ever
The left loves playing dress-up for their LARPing, don't they?

Bankruptcy. They're trying to get a budget.

When you're dumping all the proceeds into gibs.

JUNK!!!

societal collapse

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Redpill me on Handmaids Tale. I don't read genre fiction by women.

T-thanks Satan!

Good news is nobody watches that shit.

Requesting Handmaiden's Tale Awoo.

They've been refusing to pay out winners over $25k for a year so the lotto companies are telling them to fuck off.

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Ahh, yes. Illinois. The Democrat's paradise.

Serious question, why does Trump not work with Congress to legalize marijuana? I don't smoke and never have, so I don't care if it's legal or not, but if you don't think it would great for the economy and jobs, you're a fucking idiot.

North Carolina man gets life in prison for plotting Islamic State attack

>A North Carolina man accused of murdering his neighbor and offering to pay an undercover agent to kill his parents was sentenced to life in prison on Tuesday (Jun 27) for plotting mass shootings in the name of Islamic State, US prosecutors said.

>Justin Sullivan, 21, of Morganton, was sentenced in federal court in Asheville on one count of attempting to commit an act of terrorism transcending national boundaries, the Justice Department said in a statement.

>Sullivan had pleaded guilty in November 2016, and the agreement with prosecutors called for the life sentence.

>Prosecutors said Sullivan conspired with Junaid Hussain, a British hacker who was an online recruiter of people to carry out attacks on behalf of the militant group Islamic State. Hussain was killed by a US air strike in Syria in 2015.

>Sullivan had discussed his plot online with an undercover federal agent, making plans to buy a semi-automatic rifle at a gun show and discussing potential targets.

>Sullivan said he would use the rifle at a concert, bar or club in an effort to kill as many as 1,000 people, the Justice Department statement said.

>At Sullivan's request, the undercover agent sent a homemade silencer to his home.

>Sullivan's mother opened the package. When his parents questioned him about the silencer, Sullivan offered to pay the agent to kill them so they would not interfere with his plans, the statement said. He was arrested in June 2015.

did Acucksta flip his shit because of the audio only presser today?

>Fake News

What?

ICE data on deportations, same charts as , but combined and more on point.

This kills the
> b-but but he's deporting less than Obama
angle of some disruptors

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is cnn going to ignore that they got exposed and pretend nothing happened?

>*teleports behind ur economy*
>Pssht, nothin' personnel, Canada

Islam disguised as Christianity takes over America and installs a theocracy.

illinois politics are famously corrupt the last like 4 governors have gone to jail for corruption

zoomed in lewd is bad folks

Does an Indian poo in the street?

oh sweetie, honeydrumpfkin, the date on the 2nd video clearly shows this up as being out of context. we're not worried at all.

How would the dems respond if Trump somehow stole one of their minority blocks in 2020?

The longer it takes for Van Jones to issue a statement, the more votes Trump gets in 2020.

One second equals one vote.

That would unironically be great.

Same reason it was originally banned - it's a great excuse to slap millions of niggers, spics, and liberals with federal felonies that prevent them from ever voting or owning firearms, and cause any illegals so caught to get deported.

patch.com/illinois/springfield-il/illinois-lawmakers-hold-closed-door-session-without-rauner-junk-bond-status
That was two days ago. We're gonna hit JUNK status by Saturday, but technically Friday would be last bank day

A bunch of radical-Christian fags shot up the capital and took over the US, forming it in their hands image. The story is set around a handmaiden to the new leader. That's what I was able to collect, a least.

>This kills the
>> b-but but he's deporting less than Obama
>angle of some disruptors
A reasonable person would have concludewd that was bullshit before, I hope. This drives the stake home. Thank you again.

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No but he cried on twitter because Sarah didn't take his questions.

I noticed more terrorists plots in the US have been thwarted in Trump's regime, really makes you think.

I don't think they can distinguish fantasy from reality any more.

>mass infertility epidemic strikes the world
>only like 1 in 100 women can still have kids
>the fertile women are rounded up and forced to have kids
>only rich and powerful can afford to use their services
>religious fundamentalists take over America
>one of the breeding sows decides to join an anti-government resistance because fuck saving humanity, she wants to be a stronk independent woman

God bless your moorish soul, Salazar.

*blocks your path*

What did they mean by this?

Of course they are. Acknowledging that they've fucked up is bad PR.

It was a Van Jones lookalike. I can't believe all these Drunpfies fell for such an imposter!

good. fuck him

CNN should have their WH privileges revoked.

Wilbur looks like a man who's comfortable with a blade in his hand.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-28/illinois-is-in-a-6-billion-budget-hole-and-flirting-with-junk

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Fuck, off by four.

>Pupinia

Excellent taste, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=I27lrWr0cPc

>Foreign Policy
should just rename it Kike Policy and be done with it

>can nationalists even make good liberals

That's Mad Max, tho

>Muslima
that sounds like a lazy cartoon character name

But you can still have laws that selling personal grown marijuana is illegal. If you think niggers and spics will just stop trying to sell it if it's legal, you're wrong. They're too stupid to follow laws.

Being a flatso is worse

Women fucking up society yet again. This plot got old when I had to live through it