Be owner of a business

>be owner of a business
>offer middle class pleb a "competitive" wage in exchange of his time
>he agrees
>sit back and watch millions being deposited in my bank account

Is capitalism the biggest meme in history?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
youtube.com/watch?v=rbFOyTr0ajQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>>he agrees
His fault
>>sit back and watch millions being deposited in my bank account
It's true. It's that easy. All you need is a suit and a chair.

>He agrees.
As opposed to what? Starve to death? Hypothetical; I put a gun to your head and tell you to suck my cock. After you swallow my load, I'm going to call you a faggot for agreeing.

>It's true. It's that easy.
It fucking is. Any work you can do in a suit, is not real work. Any hardworking, real, American man can tell you that- but you are a cock sucking faggot, after all.

Flower wars were more ethical and practical than European wars. It was the best system.

We'll let the market sort it out.

The market sorts out everything.

If this hypothetical middle class pleb was actually providing millions of dollars of value to this company, odds are he'll eventually realize this and start his own business or demand a higher salary.

Take charge of your own life, you worthless communist. You can only be exploited if you allow yourself to be.

>Any work you can do in a suit, is not real work
Mind designing this industrial excavator for me? Thanks.

>pull yourself up by your bootstraps

>quit being fucking lazy, goyim cattle

Yes, when I started out of trade school I worked as a machinist making 40-50k CAD a year, barely scrapping by after paying rent, loans and putting some money into savings.

When my grandfather passed away I inherited roughly 500k, put down money on two duplexes, lived in half of one and rented out the other 3 units and made more in rent than at my full time job. Company I worked for shut down and I didn't bother searching for another machinist job, just bought a townhouse to also rent out.

So I was basically making more than what I did before and I was just a neet who worked the equivalent of one day a week doing maintenance and what not.

Then when the US economy dipped, I sold the townhouse, one duplex and bought condos in Hawaii I now rent. My investment has doubled there due to the now weak CAD dollar.

So I haven't really worked in 10+ years and I have a six figure income, a tad short of that after taxes. You just need that push to get out of the 9 to 5 wageslave grind and not be a frivolousness negro with your money.

tldr: you just need a small loan of a million dollars and common sense

>Mfw all the government-funded/managed shit is above the line.

Really makes you think.

Almost as if, our political establishment is bought and paid for, and American government is corrupt/incompetent. Guess I'll just continue to pay taxes.

>Any work you can do in a suit, is not real work
Ok, so lead this multi-billion dollar business for me then

>government
>corrupt

It's all a part of The Circle of Authoritarianism™.

>As opposed to what? Starve to death? Hypothetical; I put a gun to your head and tell you to suck my cock. After you swallow my load, I'm going to call you a faggot for agreeing.
False equivalency. No one is putting a gun to his head. The employee is free to take his labor elsewhere.
>It fucking is. Any work you can do in a suit, is not real work.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
Why don't you do it then?

I would love to do R&D today, but my $10,000 Armani suit is at the cleaners. Shit. I can't even consider thinking about, let alone drawing up schematics unless I'm wearing a 3-piece suit.

if it's so easy, then go start your own business, faggot

This is impressive. I have encountered many people who cannot understand english very well, even native speakers.
However, you are a peculiar case indeed. You seem to struggle to understand even your own very words.
>any work that CAN be done in a suit.

So ebil cabitalism

Yeah, I can lead your multi-billion dollar business for you. I mean, even if I fuck up and tank the company, I'll still get a golden parachute, plus stock options. Literally one of only two jobs you can fail miserably at and still succeed. The other job is politician. Coincidence that they both dress the same?

most businesses fail.

shit, you got me on semantics. Fuck. Maybe you can find a typo in there somewhere too. Then I'll be even more wrong. Damn, you win. Guess I'll go kill myself then. Bye, guys.

>Guess I'll go kill myself then
Americans can't be this afraid of admitting fault, surely?

No but I'll drive it onto my rgn, secure it and drive it to its destination. Thats physical work. Your example is mental work.

No, because a typo doesn't change the meaning, or at the very lease it's clear. Your fuck up changed the meaning quite a fucking bit and any other reasonable person would have came to the same conclusion.
Also your pic isn't applicable because I wasn't even trying to address anything else, while your picture implies I was trying to deflect from a previous mistake of mine.
You're a very specific subset of "retard".

>>offer middle class pleb a "competitive" wage in exchange of his time
I notice you didn't mention the part where you forced him to work for you BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.

Read the comment I replied to, my point was just that mental work is also, well, work.

>have chair
>can't afford a suit
Fucking Men's Wearhouse assholes gibmedat suit.

>pull yourself up by your bootstraps
What does that mean? It confuses a lot of people mostly because they're retarded and want an excuse to stop thinking immediately. But let's dive a little deeper.

If Jordan Peterson were to tell you to sort out your FINANCIAL life, what would that entail? Well you'd lay out a goal and a plan to get there. That plan is called a BUDGET. To reach your goal, say, passive income such that you can be an investorNEET, you'll want to pay down debts, save money, and make profitable investments. Key to all of this is SPENDING LESS THAN YOU EARN. Many people DO NOT understand that because they don't teach it in schools and boomers are god awful parents.

>spend less than you earn
>pay off all your debt as quick as possible
>be as thrifty as you can; no more smashed avocado on toast
>once your debt is paid off, accumulate savings
>once you have enough savings to handle any emergencies, start investing. Safe investments for the long haul are typically real estate, but there's a number of other things you can do. Like stocks, bonds, and such other investments. Gold/silver/other commodities ARE NOT INVESTMENTS, so you should only hold those as a hedge against currency collapse
>continue to make profitable investments until you have enough passive income to live comfortably
It's really not complicated. Anyone with an IQ above 90 can manage this if they know what to do and have some discipline.

So why aren't you a millionaire if it's that fucking easy

Yeah, that's why I'm a Nazi. It has some good aspects though.

>public sector vs private sector

>pay off your debt as quickly as possible
Debt can be a good thing

>some faggot CEO pays me six figures and gives me full benefits for doing 10 minutes of real work a day
>company goes under
>he has to pay me severance and is now a homeless cuck
>I'm already on the next gravy train
Feels good

Capitalism in an (((enlightenment))) meme which venerates merchant strategies of parasitism.

Marx's whole ideology was based on LTV and he could never solve the transformation problem to prove this theory. Labor theory is just fiction.

There's is literally no scientific proof that you are by default being taken advantage of by a capitalist everytime you sell him your labor.

What if all the people on Earth woke up with no memory, and all concepts of money and wealth we're gone.

Would humans build a Utopia where everyone works to contribute and everyone's needs are met?

Our biological needs are real.

Just because we have a specific socially constructed way to represent value (money) does not mean that we'd stop valuing things.

> be middle class entitled bitch
> do a half assed job without responsibility
HURR DURR CAPITALIZM IS EEBUL AND THE JOOS/BOORGOYS DID IT

if you think it's that easy ... why don't you own a business?

...

>Company goes out of business
>Owner declares bankruptcy and loses everything. Is set back for years if not permanently
>Wagecuck finds another job in 2 weeks and goes on with his life

Seems like a pretty fair trade off to me.

>be insatiable coal burner
>offer white pleb pussy in exchange for his attention
>he agrees
>sit back and watch millions of black sperm deposited into vagina

Who is to blame when the white pleb gets butthurt?

nigger you inherited money

This type of thinking is why you will remain a wagecuck until you die with nothing but change in your pocket.

It's easy in the sense that you just have to be born to an already-wealthy family that can afford to buy you a better education
then all you have to do is be a psychopath

Everyone knows that is just a meme. They blame white cis-males for all those problems, not capitalists.

Idiots will not understand, they are molded into being host for the parasites, Capitalism is basically a contest for who's the most clever parasite.

>tfw no rentist bux
>tfw no jew family to teach you the art of jew
feels bad

>You need a superior education to be a business owner
>You need wealthy parents to be a business owner
Wrong

Who came up with and created the company? Who did something of actual worth? Not the guy walking in agreeing to spend 40 hours a week there, doing what he is told. Any idiot can do that.

There are caviats to that particular statement, but to completely understand them you'd have to understand the concept of antifragility. The biggest caviat is that you should pay down debt and build savings at the same time, which is slightly counter intuitive if you only focus on the debt and not on the natural volatility of life.

Now if you're talking about something like a mortgage, it's very dependent on the details of the situation. In general it's better not to have debt.

>posts graphic about 100 richest billionaires to debunk argument about business owners
>thinks examples of people doing it the hard way means the easy way doesn't exist

you don't work and you're far from starving

>bawww muh education
Nigger you're on the goddamn internet. You have no excuse.

...

>not posting about the huge majority who worked as harder or even more and yet failed

Survivorship bias.

Why does creating the company and doing "something of actual worth" warrant him being able to perpetually increase his power within the economy?
Is the thing he's doing increasing in worth alongside the profits?

youtube.com/watch?v=rbFOyTr0ajQ

Charlie Brown you blockhead

Not a bad chart but it doesn't take into account survivorship bias.

That's a sign of good breeding. 70 IQ subsaharan nigras don't inherit money.

Would be nicer with a graph showing what percentage of poor people end up being rich and compare it with people who started out being rich/have a good education etc

no? i mean virtually no small businesses have profit margins so large that you'd ever earn millions of dollars a year off the back of a single wagecuck. What you're talking about would have to be an enormous corporation with hundreds of employees at minimum in order for you to "watch millions being deposited into your bank account"

Furthermore there's no real alternative. Without capitalism all we'd have is a society of people working for the bare minimum, enough to get what they need (daily food, place to sleep) and that's it, no one would be motivated to put in more effort or to work towards anything bigger. For all the faults of capitalism one thing it does right is allow any person to change their status (through hard work and/or luck) and go from a pleb to a king, and you don't even need much to do it really, just the smallest, tiniest fraction of nearly any market. This kind of thing isn't possible under any system besides capitalism.

Do you need a high school diploma?

>Why does creating the company and doing "something of actual worth" warrant him being able to perpetually increase his power within the economy?
Do people have a right to their property and to do with it as they wish? If so then yes.
>get lucky, have $1M
>loan it out to people with good ideas but not enough capital
>they pay interest and repay their loans
>over time compound interest takes that $1M and makes it much much more
>the economy benefits from all the good ideas that got funded with the capital from the first guy

Deal with it. Socialism is GARBAGE. Collectivism of every kind is GARBAGE. Stop being a socialist.

Post boipussy

It's not that it's the hardest thing in the world, it's that the kind of difficulty that starting and growing a successful business entails is the really chronic stressful kind. You're working all the time and you only eat what you kill. Being in a state of perpetual uncertainty and having the amount of leverage dangling over your head that you generally have makes almost any job that has a steady paycheck look like a walk in the park. That's the trade off though. With your own business, if you succeed you can make any amount up to a certain point before the work required to push it further isn't even worth it or becomes unfeasible, while working for someone else is exchanging out the unlimited upside potential for not having to deal with the overall risk of the capital side of the business or the uncertainty of the bottom line and the market.

Arbitrarily googling shit isn't comparable to a university education that's specifically designed to shape you into being whatever type of person's necessary for that role.

>be card-carrying communist
>wait in bread lines
>criticize the bourgeoisie with fellow unemployed since there are no jobs and food is scarce, but government will always provide bread
>accidentally take extra roll when at front of line
>secret police arrest me
>spend 30 years breaking rocks in re-education camp
>laugh heartily at the failure of capitalism

Survivorship bias is definitely a real, but I've been to alot of tech incubators for startups and small businesses where I would say 40% were your blue collar or tech school educated guys who simply saw a need and customer in the market and made some simple device that fixes the issue, often they are a little more level headed and well off at managing the needs of their customers than the guys out of grad school.

An investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, “only a little while. The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs. The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take naps with my waifu, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and hang with the senpai. I have a full and busy life.” The banker scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked, “But, how long will this all take?”

“15 – 20 years.”

“But what then?”

The banker laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!”

“Millions – then what?”

The banker said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take naps with your waifu, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and hang with the senpai.”

After getting into college you realize is possible to educate yourself in the Internet that is full of online courses,books,etc. College is about the social status of being acknowledged as an expert in a field.

The only reason wealth exists is because parents create wealth to pass on to their offsprings.

If you think I'm going to work hard as fuck for 50 years only to give all my wealth and money to the government, you're absolutely delusional.

It's a mixture of the two, and I really don't mind. Dog eat dog bitches

Should wealth be granted based on intelligent decisions or moral decisions?

Actually, it is. Have you not been to university lately? It's utter garbage completely infested with SJWs and Marxists. There's nothing stopping you from learning a STEM field on your own entirely using the internet.

>Why does creating the company and doing "something of actual worth" warrant him being able to perpetually increase his power within the economy?
Property/intellectual rights warrant him to do it. He doesn't have to justify his worth in perpetuity. He can sit on his ass and collect his money if he wants, because he owns the company. Although most people don't have the will or ability to start their own business. They want in on a going thing, don't want to take any risk, or work any harder than they have to. Just put in 40 hours a week, work just hard enough not to get fired, go home and jack off to cuck porn.

>be communist
>usurp government
>seize everything
>try to micromanage the economy
>fuck it up
>millions starve
Many such cases.

You're okay with having baseless, idealistic morals about property rights but not okay with pragmatic morals about structuring society.
This is why I despise capitalist troglodytes.

What was the point of that scenario?
The same format could be applied to taxation, except it's not completely reliant on the "get lucky" part in the beginning.

Blackstone Labs is a supplement company in the US that does pretty much that.
Within 3 years they turned over 10mil (idk profit).

I appreciate you tailoring the story to my anime sensibilities.

>business doesn't work out
>business owner loses everything
>pleb goes down the street and gets another job

Stop trying to redistribute wealth, thief.

Holy shit you're fucking stupid. GTFO of here.

sigh. ill quickly educate you two retards. this is a natural process, not because of "the jews". those are inelastic goods. that means people will pay ANYTHING for those services.

That's why the government helps. Because it's really important and the gov doesn't want people to die. Plus they build the roads you drive on u ungrateful nigger

No.

Are you talking about the auto diagnostic company or the legal steroid ring?

Why is it always people with no money that support stupid shit like communism? Oh wait...

You socialist coward. Too afraid to compete in a free market so you label the wealthy that you resent "degenerates", steal their goods, and dispense them to people you do like. You have no right to anyone else's property. Deal with it.

Collectivism is a TRASH ideology.

It's also about forming connections. That social status is more than just "hurr durr I have a degree" it's about there being a pool of people that potential employers/investors KNOW are being tailored to what they're shopping for.

Yes self education is a lot more possible in this day and age but that's beside the point.
People born to low wealth families are groomed for low wealth living, people born to high wealth families are groomed for high wealth living.

Thanks for noticing!

You despise capitalists but you love their money m8

The entire monetary system at one point was supposed to be a way for a certain amount of work to equal a certain amount of income. Once people driven by greed got too involved the whole system became irreversibly corrupted and only beneficial to those with dollar signs for eyes. Now the system is nothing but a ponzi pyramid scheme driven by the debts from compound interest and payday loans.

I'm not talking about the meme degrees, I mean law and business and such.

>There's nothing stopping you
That isn't the point.

let us know how much sitting back you do when you own your business

So the argument by capitalists is that capitalism will generate more wage slavery, thus more wealth, while socialism causes less wage slavery thus less wealth. But what it really sounds like the capitalists already control the pool of resources and services thus they are unwilling to redistribute to socialists thus socialists starve.

>Too afraid to compete in a free market
You mean I don't want to live lower than tribalist cavemen did?

>You have no right to anyone else's property
Your ideas of rights mean literally nothing.
As soon as the government decides to stop indulging your delusions, your rights vanish from existence.

>those are inelastic goods. that means people will pay ANYTHING for those services.
>That's why the government helps. Because it's really important and the gov doesn't want people to die.

Retard alert. Yes healthcare is an inelastic good, but ONLY UP TO A POINT. There cannot be demand beyond a customer's ability to pay. So there's a natural cap on healthcare costs. Government fucks that all up by supplying UNLIMITED money through single payer, so healthcare costs balloon out of control because there's no cap anymore. Medical companies then make billions in profits and lobby the government to prevent them from negotiating effectively.

Private voluntary insurance doesn't have this problem because insurance usually has payout limits to prevent some idiot with a rare condition from bankrupting the entire company.

As to the others, you think education and housing are inelastic goods? Kill yourself and then go read an economics textbook.

>their money
>their
Try again.

Tribalism is good for Whites just saying.

>That isn't the point.
It IS the point. You're just too lazy to go learn what you need to be successful in life on your own. You need some communist to shove it down your throat for you. You'll never make it.

>Your ideas of rights mean literally nothing.
>As soon as the government decides to stop indulging your delusions, your rights vanish from existence.
Oh you want to play the denying rights game? I've got a helicopter ride you can take for free.