Wtf I love capitalism now

Wtf I love capitalism now

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niggers

>Drinking Water instead of Water
Dude wtf is wrong with you it's 2017

It's free last time I checked. But you probably frequent these shit holes so you may know better

>WATER
>simple and straight to the point, you know you're getting an honest product
>Water
>gay and fruity, tries to hype itself up but ultimately fails

YOU MEAN WATULD PUMPF GETS
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPOOOOOOOOOOUTS!>??!!??!?!>!>@>?!?!>@!

But Water has a pretty, promising picture whereas WATER has nuffin

Holy shit user you made my day holy fucking kek

The right one is sea or pool water.

It's a trick to make niggers drink salt or chlorine

youtube.com/watch?v=nzpZov-VFLk

Maybe one is still and the other is sparkling?

Nah, Water looks like a chlorinated pool. very unnatural.

Kill yourselves, then send your corpses back to /r/thedonald

You don't get it.
It's Water (H2O) a compound of hydrogen and oxygen or the trendy cool Water(tm) which features the taste of switzerland!

Try again

I almost never drink anything but water. You drooling plebians.

just in case the first fountain runs out of syrup, they added a second.

Which one's got the electrolytes?

Water(tm)
D'uh.

I don't get to browse Sup Forums as much as I used to. This is still new to me.

It was never that funny, just like the comedian it makes fun of.

Water is spelt correctly while WATER is American.

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no fuk u stop lying

sparkling niggers

"You want regular water, or vaporwave water?"

>drinking water
It's like you hate your taste buds

Only true patricians drink Water. Plebs drink WATER.

*Punches chest to restart heart*

one is wah-ter while the other is vaht-er(t is silent)

prepare for a lawsuit feggit

I guess they ran out of syrup for one of the soft drinks so they just designated two dispensers for water until they got more

Now that's capitalist efficiency

>I'm a hard working guy
>and when you work hard you need something to quench your thirst, without all the frills
>that's why I drink WATER

> vaporwave water
Quaaludes?

>((Water))
>Not drinking the real white male no-bullshit WATER

I can smell the flouride in your "Water"

Welcome to the Water

sparkling water tastes fucking great & isn't too bad for you
regular water is shit, you tell me who eats a meal while drinking a glass of room temperature plain water

Why would it be room temperature? At restaurants they bring you ice water. At home, you keep a pitcher of water in the fridge, right?

>he drinks WATER instead of Water

One is for orcs. The other is for humans.

I've been a WATER drinker since b4 it was cool.
Water is all hype.

whatever, even cold water with something like a steak or macaroni & cheese is shit, you cant drink it with the meal, you just have to eat, then wait a bit, then gulp down the water like its some kind of medicine
you know in other countries they often say "i have to take water" because its a fucking chore
i honestly cant believe how we evolved from water and had water this whole time yet it does not taste absolutely delicious to us, it just takes like thin spit

fpbp

I think your water must be shit city water or something. I have a well and my water tastes amazing.

muh its the every trump joke made is some1 from the donald maymay
>kys
stop projecting, if you wanna end yourself save the trouble of making a post.

The second one is sparkling water.

You mean there are "people" who don't sip wine with dinner? How utterly ghastly!

Stockholm's tap water is fucking amazing. It's so clean and fresh. To compare, Copenhagen's water tastes like water that's been sitting out in a glass for a week to me, fucking disgusting.

The final red pill.

I drink liquid during a meal to push the food down because I eat too much too fast.

well i guess this is possible

one meal & one bottle of peto bismol

>Poorfags drink left swill Water while I'm drinking delicious right Water

Try buying a water filter
I grew up in a farm so I drank water from a well all my life (and still tastes great to me). But I had to move to the capital because of university. Tap water tasted like chlorine, bottled water tasted like plastic. I bought a filter and it solved my problem.

Dinner
>bbq chicken
>2 cups of rice
>1 whole ear of corn
>4 little Debbie brownies

Right like this thread was worth a fuck anyway

kek