>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Nothing too much has happened thus far. Should pick up like clockwork at 11pm EST.
Daniel Scott
Running late for RRH; looks like I didn't miss much. Evening Roberts. I see Count's on board.
Julian Parker
Ah, the sweet sound of Chicago scanner in my ears as I doze off ...
Caleb Nelson
Ah Chicago how I love you so.
Parker Walker
No work tomorrow for me, I want to stay up for some proper coonery.
Charles Evans
Emulating Secret of Mana, have some crackers and a can of smoked oysters, little rain pattering down and the dulcet tones of a dying city. I pity those who know not such cozy.
Levi Harris
Check your keys, Roberts.
John Morales
>MALE HISPANIC
A challenger has appeared!
Owen Walker
>clarabelle was robbed by male hispanic
This is literally the first time I have heard that name used for anything that isn't a cow.
William James
Holy shit you're right.
Jose Davis
>heroin overdose
Real narcan hours are upon us.
Lucas Torres
TOO MANY BUILDINGS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE LEFT TO GO AROUND
WHERE THE WIRES ARE FRAYED AND THE PEOPLE ONCE STAYED AND THE RUST DOESN'T MAKE A SOUND
CAN YOU AFFORD THE EXIT DOOR BACK TO SUBURBAN PLAYGROUNDS?
THEY LEFT ME WITH THE BURDEN OF THE BURDEN OF A HAUNTED TOWN
Eli Robinson
How do we know she wasn't? in any case her mom was nice enough to give her a cow name and not something like "chanting profit".
Mason Davis
MALE BLACK, LOCKED IN THE WASHROOM
Camden Evans
>male black, 35 years age. >theatend cashier >now locked himself in the bathroom
>dimoned taylor is having her boyfriend hanging out a shelter trying to beat her up
Hudson Perry
>male in wheelchair waving gun in his hand
Kevin Campbell
>man in a wheelchair waving a gun around.
Alexander Green
>Pink Zebra code 10
Did I just hear that?
Connor Gray
Yes, yes you did.
Wyatt Walker
I think i did too
Parker Howard
Ahh yes, the codename for my dildo.
Oliver Martinez
WTF does it possibly mean. I think they mentioned it completely unsubstantiated/unconfirmed.
Jeremiah Hernandez
kek
Julian Young
>some nigger just called in say son was disrespecting the mother and arguing with people outside
Tyler Edwards
Robert works with no-cancel policy.
Cooper Moore
A dad? WHAT? RARE A R E
Lincoln Reed
It was the mother who called it in.
Juan Watson
You're right. Unicorns don't exist.
Michael Wood
>Lights are green all 4 ways. Oh. That's a minor problem.
Lucas Brooks
>lights are green all four ways
Luis Ramirez
NINE! NINE SHOTS FIRED. AHAHA.
Lucas Mitchell
That quality Chicago infrastructure
Jaxon James
One night we had a call about a car losing its transmission after hitting a pothole.
Jace Green
I remember that, it was the only victim of the pothole either.
Justin Brown
Wasn't
Colton Diaz
What's going to happen in Chicago after July 1st and the state runs out of money?
James Peterson
Hopefully unrest.
Ayden Ortiz
...
Juan Torres
it will probably take a week for em to burn thru the last gibsmedat the state can afford. then hopefully rioting and looting.
Jeremiah Evans
Have a bump, Roberts.
Evan Murphy
>male panhandling in traffic >almost got hit by a car >followed immediately by a guy who got hit by a car
Related?
Nathaniel Sanders
50/50 it is Chimpcago. Good chance someone was doing the same thing across the intersection from him
Elijah Fisher
>retirement party >celebratory cake and coffee >everyone's listening is invited This is the kind of comfy I come here for
Ian Lee
>homicide on south wabash >multiple victims >three separate crime scenes
Now we're talking.
Jacob Miller
Are you actually a retiring CPD officer or did I miss something when I was away?
Liam Moore
Call the body snatchers.
Jack Johnson
Holy shit just tuned in and already a multiple homicide call. Fuck, this city never lets up does it? Chiraq either needs Batman or another 50k Roberts.
Justin James
A million less dindus would fix it too.
Christian Gonzalez
I don't think there are many problems that a million less dindus doesn't fix.
Jose Garcia
The cost of cotton production?
Tyler Watson
You missed it, someone said that over the radio around 23:55 EST. He said everyone in district 17 is invited.
Jeremiah White
>someone is inside her home stealing her television
>Guy in a wheelchair laying on the sidewalk >Bleeding from the head and passed out
Was Male Black involved or did he just fall over
Ryan Wright
Do the ghetto gangbangers in Chiraq like Australians? What would happen if I (as a tourist) went up to a group of blacks at the projects and asked to hangout with them?
Isaac White
...
Kevin Scott
Hopefully the chimpout to end all chimpouts.
Zachary Anderson
This ain't the 1800's
Joshua Morales
Oh fuck, does that mean their welfare isn't coming?
Ryan Sullivan
Raining here going to be a slow one. Stay comfy
Juan Adams
>male arab in a trenchcoat >assaulting people in a bar
Daniel Stewart
It's getting heated.
Andrew Peterson
Arlington residence
Landon Harris
IT'S FUCKING RAINING YES YES CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT BRING ON THE THUNDER MAGGOTS
Jaxon Lee
>gunshot wound to the left hip
Jack Hughes
It depends on which area you're at Latino bangers are a little more open minded Black bangers put those with the same color skin as them before anyone else so if you chill with black bangers they'll pull some slick shit but a lot of Em be cool sometimes South side gangbangers look sheisty but they're not as savage Outright asking to hang out will have Em look at you funny but if you ask Em to serve you Kush and tell them to match they'll be down to cool it with you
Angel Anderson
Neet spott3d
Jackson Cox
>Commercial Alarms now get a freebies
So, I guess they are not responding to those tonight
Jaxson Perez
Freebie
Jackson Hernandez
Welfare is Federal so the negros won't do anything for a week or so then once they realize all the cops are gone it will be like a zombie movie.
Zombie movies have always been an analogy for blacks; think about it.
Levi Cooper
Anyone got the /cpd/ image with the "it's all so tiresome guy" shopped in?
Liam Nguyen
...
Camden Gonzalez
Nice, thanks Robert!
Joshua Foster
>male black panhandler on the attack
Caleb Edwards
Interesting. I've always wanted to visit the ghetto in the US and try and talk to the gang bangers. I know they're vicious but I'm not sure if they'd just just some friendly random or would actually be polite
Isaac Walker
...
Lincoln Sanchez
Fair warning, the Aussie who tried last summer was never heard from again.
Is that purge still a go from that mexinugget drug lord el chippy or wtf name is?
When will this happen and im hoping some decent op is in the making to track the happening
Aiden Martinez
Some aussie was going to go camp in in chicongo for 4th of July week. He posted a picture of his plane tickets but was never heard from after that.
Easton Thompson
oh that was me shitposting, I never went
Parker Ward
see heres my ticket
Angel Kelly
kek
Nicholas Flores
how much of a meme is Illionis going bankrupt?
Joseph Nguyen
y'all fucking ready for when Illinois goes under tomorrow?
Adrian Evans
Any Uhauls or Penske trucks lately? All comfy in NYC.
Robert Turner
I remember that, was thinking this dumb skip is going to think these apes are like Abo's and get his ass torn open. I was actually wishing it were true.
