German here. Why are Brits so arrogant?

So what if they had the Industrial Revolution which reshaped the world? So what if they created the biggest empire in history? So what if they beat us in two world wars? So what if they're the only country brave enough to leave the EU? They're not special REEEEEE

I agree. Just because Brits created the largest empire in the history of the world, spreading democracy, literature, science, medicine and law doesn't mean they can be so arrogant.

We are just fantastic. Thanks guys.
Now fuck off.

What language are you using right now?

We are deteriorating now though. We had a good run though.

>German calling brits arrogant

It's a disgrace, fellow European. Just because they've invented more things than us and won more wars they think they are better?

Every German I've ever meet here has been the most arrogant fuck.

This is exactly what I thought.

>be me
>first year of university
>group of german students staying in friends' hall of residence
>that's cool, whatever
>never met a german before
>they're sitting in the kitchen one night
>introduce myself, crack open a cold one
>they act like a bunch of chads
>whose dick is bigger
>the most aloof and arrogant people I ever met
>go speak to the german girls instead
>act Christian but cheat on their boyfriends
>flirt with black men
>wow, germans are interesting people
>go to the pub

>So what if they beat us in two world wars?
Haha what?

See: Battle of Britain

You also forgot that one world cup too

>hey guys, mind if I cut in

>Battle of Britain
Pales in comparison to the Russian Campaign.

>implying Finland didn't win the war on the Eastern front

Not a problem son. Just recognise that the American people didn't go to the moon. All that happened was that you paid for a bunch of Nazi rocket scientists working for crypto-kikes to fly their own people to the moon. You basically got Jewed. Pretty hilarious considering that the only thing the American people got out of it was some photos of a guy in a space costume and their flag in a studio. Well done for giving kikes more of your hard-earned money.

Haha, what? What kind of propaganda is that? Russians destroyed the Nazis. Previous to the Russians decisively winning the war, America was actually considering siding with Germany as it seemed like they were winning.

>Germany couldn't defeat an island of malnourished pissheads
>USSR couldn't defeat a small country of lake dwelling farmers
>America couldn't defeat half a country of rice farmers or goat farmers

Hubris is hubris.

But concerning WW2, it was Russia that was the biggest deciding factor on which way the war turned. Even the US was considering playing ball with Germany and the Nazis before it turned out Russia was decisively pulling out a rather unexpected win.

The Anglos are responsible for all the overpopulation, misery, and wars in the world.

>the apes wouldnt be stomping around the world without anglo transportation and technology
you can thank anglos giving away science and technology to every known monkey on this planet.
if the anglos kept their tech to themselves, the world would remain peasant serfs and underpopulated

the british wanted to civilize the savages. they were wrong then and they are wrong now

I fucking love being British. If only we can get rid of the fucking fuzzy wuzzies then we'd be sorted.
What's for tea chaps? I'm thinking about going a bit mad and having a fish supper even though it's not Friday.

bongs are literally we wuz tier
they haven't done anything useful in centuries

Did something pretty useful last year, dune coon.

Let's bear in mind that of all the European countries fighting, only three European capitals were never occupied: Moscow, London and Helsinki. Russia essentially won through manpower and a lack of wartime ethics. No one expected Russia to be the absolute mad men they turned out to be. Whilst they ended up winning and engaging in a futile cold war with the USA, Finland went on to build one of the best socialist countries in Europe

Brits actually are very modest by nature, we take the piss out of ourselves a fair fucking bit.

Maybe that's why Burgers and Bongs banter so well, just a case of you win this round and so on.

>half the population of France or Germany
>made more contributions to Bloom's western canon than every other country combined
just how do we do it lads?

Don't be such a vagabond. Save your fish supper for friday, the way God intended. You must have something in the freezer next to the ice pops, just chuck that in the oven.

Anglo's dindu. We did. 250000. And proud of it.

>German here
>no German flag

They wish to be germanic. Brits are cucks

Look up Russian independence day. Russia including Moscow was conquered by Poland.

Anglos are Germanic tbhfamalam
It's just those BEADY EYES

Nige has a German wife and German ancestry.

Leave him ALONE.

Who would want to be German to be honest. We've never won a war, we've never had a proper empire (the one we did have we lost to the inselaffe), we have no border and we have no currency of our own.

JUST

Oh germany, why cant we just get along

Fwi America beat the Germans in both wars. When the USA entered, there was no chance of the allies winning by themselves

>No one expected Russia to be the absolute mad men they turned out to be.
Let your soldiers essentially rape beautiful German girls for their reward and they will fight tooth and nail for that victory.

>Whilst they ended up winning and engaging in a futile cold war with the USA
meh, "engaging" is the wrong term here. They ended up competing because global supremacy was on the line. Russians failed because their greed was too strong, and Americans succeeded because their greed was too strong. Go figure, make an economic system that's fueled by greed, and it ends up working better than one that is harmed by it.

One day we will reclaim it

It's just banter m8

You fire bombed our cities

>we have no border

PLEASE impregnate my wife with your superior Anglo seed.

Why do Germans rock back and forth like autists when they get excited?

You bombed my hometown into ashes.

>Americans believe this
You sat on your arse doing nothing but selling weapons to both sides, taking in massive amounts of I.O.U's then when the Germans broke themselves against the Russians and they couldn't reach the UK you decided to enter.

You jewed your way to where you are now, you are the ultimate betrayer, worse than lazy smelly Spanish who screwed the Axis powers over by being fucking pussies.

In video game terms you played support.

>whats for tea chaps?

i think i'll go for the 12pk of carling

Anglos have very big penises. My European penis cannot compete. Teach me, Anglo. Show me the way.

dont get lairy if your balls aint hairy mate

>tubby yank aspynaught lands on moon
>tubby plants a flag with stars and stripes
>ET arrives and reads what's printed on the back
>'Made In China' written in English

Super Pro Kek

My only regret is we didn't use nukes.

>German here.
Prove it. Show flag, fag.

think of it like this. aliens have super-tech that could destroy anything at anytime. humans are in awe of this tech and yearn for it. humans pray and beg for trade with aliens to get possession of alien super-tech.

would aliens be that retarded to level the playing field and diffuse their technology to a lesser being and potenional enemy?

now extrapolate to modern times, IEs now diffused tech throughout the planet. everyone has weapons and medicine and shit. overpopulation and wars...
increased conflicts and competition.
all coming from western tech.

the west leveled the playing field. even india is getting into the space race thanks to western tech diffusion. now the west is experiencing replacement by the former 3rd world.

technological diffusion is the worst enemy of the west

we are repeating the same mistakes of ancient times resulted in the genocide of IE in Asia

The 3rd world population growth is booming out of control because of western tech science us pumping futuristic medicines/technologies to primitive societies.

you're loosing whats left of germany every day, bit by bit, newborn by newborn, germany is being cast into oblivion

Any idea who gone pay 16% eu budget now we loose over 10 Billion 16% Due British leaveing.


Are we germans now working till we 100 to pay for southern eastern Europe.

>who would want to be german
>eu flag instead of german flag
I wonder who could be behind this

>we

We used to be bff's before Wilhelm II messed it up
Farage is French if you want to be autistic

I was refering to European countries during WWII

Holy shit, you really believe this. Or is this HQ bait? Well done, if so.

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Reminder - the Jews want to divide us along any lines possible

Germans don't even have any proper colonies. They just move to English ones and try to blend in.

Anglos are the reason jews still exist

Das ist gud ja.

T-thanks..

German here. It's time to give our country away to the Anglos. They're clearly vastly superior and German women clearly want Anglo seed.

The US did more to defeat Germany. You and your buttbuddy France got ravaged by the Germans in 1940 which by all accounts should not have happened.

It's funny, when I was growing up, I remember our based history textbooks would actually say how America pussyfooted the wars and waited on the sidelines to see who'd win before "entering the conflict." I have a feeling they don't do this anymore and did away with any integrity.

That or Sup Forums is filled with a bunch of faggots that never pay attention in school to begin with. Hmm...

I wonder who could be behind this post

>Implying Dresden wasn't lit aflame by Teutonic saboteurs

Truth does not fear investigation

>The US did more to defeat Germany.
Please kys you faggot.

>Teutonic saboteurs
Britain?

>german here
Fuck off

You killed 600.000 children, women and old people in 48 hours. Dresden was the worst war crime in human history

I lol'd

Good point regarding American economic system and greed. My main point was that Finland actually did better than Russia in the long run, especially where socialism is concerned. They even managed to not let their capital fall to either side during the war. Seems like they were playing 4d chess, or got lucky.

Pls ur compliments are too much.

600,000 less G*rmans is an achievement not a war crime

Europa was finally moving on and becoming progressive and then the Brits had to ruin it all with their nationalism and bigotry. This German is not amused.

> not working till 100+
Untermensch.

British textbooks tend to understate Britain's role and overstate the role of the US, and they blame France entirely for Versailles when US president Wilson was actually more damaging on the whole.

What makes it worse is that the fires were started by German Nazi officials.

A false flag attack echoing the infamous Reichstag Fire.

Your people would have starved to death, you ungrateful faggot. We took on two fronts basically for your sake and the future of the anglosphere. Fucking get in line.

I know Germany has been brainwashed into giving up being patriotic in an attempt to distance themselves from their responsibility but that doesn't mean I can't be proud of my grand parents and how they kicked the shit out of you cunts.

You had it all, you had your country back, you were becoming an economic powerhouse but you couldn't just sit inside your borders and make a great country, fuck you, you ruined everything for Europe and allowed America to over take everyone.

we didn't get taught anything other than "muh holocaust"

This.

I always laugh when I hear an American say they won any war.

Imagine how much asspain the Germans must have over us superior Anglos, if it weren't for us they would rule the world. Dream on Hans!

>the Industrial Revolution which reshaped the world
yes killed off tons of their own nation's children in factories and mines. bretty interesting when one finds out about it. some fkn benevolent rulers.

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fuck, OP btfo

That doesn't alter my point.

The Eu can go fuck itself, Viva Europa!

Do Europeans exist anymore?

All the alpha men from Germany, France, Scandi etc all invaded the UK and settled here.

Us Brits are essentially descendants from gods, left behind were the women and betas.

That's how you'll always know that a brit is superior to the average European, they're descendants of cucks and betas only the strongest set sail for the British isles and only the strongest defeated the celtic hordes and settled here with pride.

Anyone left behind in their shitholes were women, children, betas, the weak and the disabled.

Ironically the nazis made a point of not bombing my hometown.

t. Parkistani

>took on two fronts
FUCK RIGHT OFF
You took no front on by yourself not even close, the fighting in europe had already passed it's peak in the west when you entered and if you want to continue pretending you were alone in the pacific then you're only proving how horribly uneducated you are.

Your own government is on record saying how they NEEDED to downplay Britains role in the pacific.

In the past century we invented the tv, radio, electronic computer, world wide web, graphene, synthesised music, heavy metal, most electronic music genres, keynesian economics, found the gluon and btfo of germany 3 times.

dresden - 25,000 dead, not bad im sure you'll agree but still a slight exaggeration

>244 million

We are extremely sensitive over this. Please stop posting pictures like that. Yes, we have an inferiority complex toward the Anglo, but there is no need to be disrespectful.

Nice dubadub but observe my trips. No, not the post number.

But interestingly, the exact same thing happened independently in a lot of countries who take the leap from 3rd to 2nd world. Almost like it's inevitable to skip this step if you want to advance.