/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: Psycho Fuckin Joe Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>cnn exposed as fake news
youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
>NEWT playlist on Trumpism
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCImdeL-0Jpv7uE-DiVGZnNn8T_c-L6NZ
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1BRJjWnXPmBxw
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youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
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HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Stay tuned!

> Just one question. How did you get parts of Arab land if my eyes are fine

The same way Portugal got any other land. The two thing that gave Portugal the edge were: bigger, faster and more powerful ships and longer range and more reliable canons. So it basically went like this:

> travel farther than any other power
> send a scout inland to check the strength of the defenders
> take a beach, bay or another position you can defend from sea
> build a fort, squash any opposition
> establish trade with the locals

Notice how England went deep into Africa while Portugal stuck to the coastline all around Africa, in India, Middle East and east Asia all the way to Japan

Same strategy as present day America btw. Power projection to defend trade routes.

Come to this one first

They really have angered the Don
Goddamn fools

Just say you're based Portugal
It's not egotistical or boasting if it's true

Someone post the trump scarface coke pic.

Don't respond to thread derailers you retards

I wasn't ready for this Trump pushback on /ourguy/

it's impressive that that tweet was in rhyme

pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1BRJjWnXPmBxw

INTO THE FIRES OF FOREVER
WE WILL FLY THROUGH THE HEAVENS
WITH THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE WE STAND STRONG TOGETHER
THROUGH THE FORCED OF POWER IT WILL SOON REACH THE HOUR
FOR VICTORY WE RIDE - FURY OF THE STORM

FOR VICTORY WE RIDE - FURY OF THE STOOORM

>as many replies as likes
>only 10k likes after 40 minutes

Everyone is finally turning on him!

Has anyone tried to shit talk Melania over the plastic surgery thing?

twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/880418673952948225
He's really proud of his country.

>I SAID NO!
The emperor has spoken.

GET YOUR SNACKS READY FOR TONIGHT LADS

THE TRAVEL BAN ACTIVATES AT 8PM EST

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

>both OPs were trumpostan
today's going to be fun. too bad i need to sleep soon

kek, savage Trump

The Tedverse is expanding

LOW IQ CRAZY MIKA
PSYCHO JOE


MAR-A-LAGO
THREE NIGHTS IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WE POETS NOW

UNSTOPPABLE!
UNSTUMPABLE!

I didn't realize Trump went full Dr. Seuss on that before I heard Scott read it

>some refugees

Doesn't it ban most refugees? I doubt most of them have family/employer ties to the US.

the tweets rhyme

>Everyone is finally turning on him!

kek

The rest of the world is ashamed for you

Fuck 8pm we got real shit at noon!

HAPPENING TODAY:

>TRAVEL BAN goes into effect at 8PM ET
>HR 3003 - NO SANCTUARY FOR CRIMINALS ACT passing in the house
>HR 3004 - KATE'S LAW passing in the house
>HEALTHCARE work is ongoing, expect a new draft and potentially a VOTE tomorrow
>SAVAGE Trump tweet storm ongoing
>Psycho Joe and Low IQ Mike BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
>NO MÁS SUCRE POR MEXICO SENORITAS
>CNN is dying before our very eyes

Can this day get any better??!?!!

/pol broke this man, now he is washing his face with urine, went full on howard hughes

We don't care

The fact Trump went full Dr. Seuss on that tweet is the funnies shit.

Good. They should be ashamed.

Stick the CSPAN link under the HRs
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
It's our point of no return

>be american
>wake up early for work
>the president is already btfoing people who deserve it
i don't want this 16 years to ever end. this is beautiful.

He is better than Hitler.

He is nearing Genghis Khan levels of bantz.

Joe goes psychotic and kills Mika.

THE TWEETS RHYME

BASED DILBERTMAN

I
SAID
NO
!

His tweets hit my local MSNBC station as "BREAKING NEWS".
The female co-anchor (of color) was "left speechless" and the male (cuckboy) co-anchor thought it was unpresidential.
Western Washington is a hellhole.

These tweets about Morning Joe is another fine example that shows how unpresidential and unprofessional Trump is. This man should have never been allowed to run. He is still so quickly butthurt when people criticize him, it would have been laughable would it not have been so sad and pathetic.

As a public figure you should just ignore these people, be the bigger person. He is not capable of letting something slip. People will continue to criticize him. People like poking him till the point that he gets mad again.

Not surprised if Trump got bullied a lot at school.

Did you stay up till Okeefe released the video?
I dunno even what time he released that yesterday

new O'keefe vid today, I think

And we don't give a shit, just like we never give a shit what other countries think of us. And you know what, we never will

Cringe as fuck Mr. President. Even regardless of his position, this kind of catty social media feuding is feminine as hell. Disappointed.

We don't care

...

fuck now i want a Zyklon Ben painting of Psycho Joe and IQ-Low banging on Trump's doors on New Year's Eve.

how long until trump starts insinuating joe is a murderer?

>we
A FUCKING LEAF

Trump is unhinged, this can't go on!

...

and we care why?

W-we are still gonna watch him every morning, r-right??

With Lori's ghost

LITERAL POETRY!

Will Joe arrive at the White House at high noon to restore the honor of his fiance?

Mah Womenz...

But only if she is a liberal then she a dumb redneck.

I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

nmy fucking sides will never recover

>she was bleeding badly from a face-lift
Holy fuck lmao

He may do that when Joe finally snaps.

why does trump's standing posture always make it look like he is hanging from a coathook?

It released at like 2:00 EST.

But what became of dilbertman

>sexist

pfftt

>urethral penetration

No penis stop

What the fuck, Sean?

>ROTW

SOON

Dual citizenship nigger. Things are looking good down there probably gonna move back whe I'm done my cheap Canadian subsidized schooling

all Trump has to do is not get the U.S into a war and that alone would make him a better President then the previous 4. it's Bush,Obama,and Hillary that has fucked the world....especially Europe right now.

We need to see his response tomorrow morning
I hope its within the 1st 30 mins, cause I usually turn it off after when its a shitty episode.

he's live now
pscp.tv/w/1BRJjWnXPmBxw

already reacted to the tweets. he's giddy and constantly giggling about it

>Sean Spicier

>sexist attacks against hosts
>hosts
Joe confirmed to be a woman.

Guys, I got a new image for you!

Yeah, I honestly wish the Comey days were back. At least then he wasn't acting tweeny with journalists and pushing shitty legislation.

Seriously, the Dems have a PERFECT opportunity to replace Pelosi NOW. I might switch if they put CIS White Man Tim Ryan in.

THE DARKEST TIMELINE

has anyone made any Russia claims at him recently?

sexist is the new one, they're going back to the usual "Trump's mean tho!" stuff.
We're winning.

>she was bleeding badly from a face-lift
I don't get it. Help me out here, is it a figure of speech?

lmao that's the edit from?

He should make all his shitposts rhyme in the future

hes actually lowkey levitating

What wrong world, can't handle America?

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

thanks
wow 2 more hours, good thing I went to sleep at 12:30 from what he stated.

More like Murderin Joe. Don't forget he killed an intern

investmentwatchblog.com/remember-joe-scarboroughs-intern-lori-klausutis-found-dead-in-his-office-while-he-was-a-representative-now-a-cold-case/

Just commission him, that's where most of the meme heavy comics come from

same, I close if after the second break

Bring it, Dahnald!

Shit

Joe BTFO by POTUS
Joe BTFO by Hannity

What's the bet it's a psycho Joe clip

>tfw Trump got inspired by Hannity to shit talk Psycho Joe

First pic related and now this. Prepare for a BARRAGE of Trumps a misogynist from the media.

>Can this day get any better??!?!!

Perhaps if the digits allow.

Arrest the lawyers

>Iran taking pot shots at T-Rex
Does NOBODY research the people they are fucking with?
It's like nobody rembers what he did to Venezuela

Threadly reminder that Psycho Joe Scarborough was desperate enough to actively engage wikipedia editors to get that bit of history out of his wiki bio.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joe_Scarborough/Archive_02
archive.is/W4V2U

>Joe Scarborough again. Though I am pleased that 50% of my life as described by Wikipedia no longer involves an event that I had absolutely nothing to do with, I am surprised that Wikipedia continues to allow Gamaliel to remain an administrator when she has shown such bad faith in this matter. The following sentence she wrote in this section is simply false:

>If national magazines, newspapers, and radio programs can mention this, why can't Wikipedia? Gamaliel 23:06, 16 March 2006

>One magazine mentioned Lori's death and it issued a retration with an apology from James Wolcott. Why? Because they were facing a libel lawsuit if they did not. No newspaper has EVER suggested I had anything to do with Lori's death. There has never been a hint of my involvement. I can't speak to radio programs but I would guess they would have called me if they had broached this subject. I brought it up on Don Imus's show three years ago. But of the hundreds of thousands of words I have uttered on TV, radio, on the floor of Congress and in speeches all across America, I hardly think a throw away line in 2003 justifies 7% of my bio being polluted by your suggestions that have placed me in a false light on Wikipedia for years. I continue to ask why you are so obsessed when your history of activity on my sight casts Wikipedia in the worst of light.

Go to your doujin site of choice, use tags urethral penetration and loli. Guarantee it's the top rated one.

I'm at work else I'd look it up.

just when i thought you couldn't be anymore of a leaf...

No, this world is literally going to die

wtf I live in hyrule now