/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: A 50 Year Old Mess Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>cnn exposed as fake news
youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
>NEWT playlist on Trumpism
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCImdeL-0Jpv7uE-DiVGZnNn8T_c-L6NZ
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832
youtube.com/watch?v=VkZWyF-naIM
youtube.com/watch?v=g9MuNTHLvAo
redstate.com/streiff/2017/02/23/mika-brzezinski-telling-america-think-job/
youtube.com/watch?v=oV8vjFDVzhk
youtube.com/watch?v=ypcC_668R1M
youtube.com/watch?v=sTWFCeJg2CQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Video will start at 12PM Eastern
Stay tuned!
1 hour and 50 minutes!!!!

I LOVE MY SHITPOSTING PRESIDENT

KEKSERVATIVES SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS AGAIN

BASED SARAH DEFENDING MR PRESIDENT

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832

I'VE
BECOME
SO
NUMB

This is the last straw

Trump needs to go. One way. Or another

...

I can't seem to face up to the facts

I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax

I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire

Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

Run run run run run run run away oh oh

Psycho Killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away oh oh oh

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

You start a conversation you can't even finish it

You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed

Say something once, why say it again?

A real American psychopath.

So how many hours will the media talk about Joe and Mika?

Will it improve the sales of Mystified?

...

Who wants to bet it will slip in undercover because of trumps amazing shitpost

AWOO~

They have to go back!

We warned you

Good, let chaos reign

Can we confirm once and for all vaccines are a meme and should be banned? Thats one thing from Trump I was really hoping for (crack down on vaccination)

BEN ABSOLUTELY ROASTING, BTFOING, DESTROYING PTG

It will probably hurt his career more as people will look into his sketchy backstory.

Not a bad theory. Nice!

Just got home from the night shift. What is the media up to? And what is our favorite orange menace doing?

Errr, 49 minutes. Oops!
Hopefully, but Dems will be loud niggers as usual

It's amazing how two tweets can expose all the back-stabbing kikes for what they really are. Ben Shapiro belongs in a gas chamber.

>1 post by this ID
Do you get a shekel a post or something

Read it and laugh

>ice in beer

>you will never hold her hand while you watch your children attack each other and play in the backyard of your rural southern home.

That's probably why he did it. I'm honestly amazed they keep falling for the same trick.

HURRY UP MUELLER!

>That format
The kike was shilling here?

Funny.

He is literally BREAKING the news with his tweets.

Holy fuck, /ptg/ just got btfo so hard that it needs to go back to r/donald where it belongs

t.rest of Sup Forums

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH

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AHAHA...

Let me explain.

Morning Joe ratings are about to enter the stratosphere and there will be a Super Bowl sized audience to watch Joe and Mika BTFO the president every morning now. Way to go, Mr. "President".

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

or listen to his music

>Joe says "Mystified" is about his divorce
>video ends with a young woman being murdered
What did he mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=VkZWyF-naIM

Hillary may have placed cocaine on your asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=g9MuNTHLvAo

That's sweet tea you retard.

fuck mika
redstate.com/streiff/2017/02/23/mika-brzezinski-telling-america-think-job/

here is some more

>The manlet trying to shitpost.

This is why Ben manlet will always be a cuckservative.

>trump wants to make a smoke screen while the house votes on kates law
i have never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke. send!
its just do damn easy

What are the chances these bills pass? Good?

Holy fucking cringe

>Mocks people with mental illnes

These people can't even remember the details of the false narratives they are supposed to shill.
The story was that he mocked a physically disabled man and even that was simply a lie.

BLEEDIN'
L
E
E
D
I
N
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APOLOGIZE!!!!

>idiots think this tweet is funny
>idiots think this tweet is productive
>idiots think this tweet is good for the country
really?

...

My guess is its a tea or mint julip.

you keep feeding him...

wish he'd do some "thought of the day" type tweeting again

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Shill kys

I think shareblue can't handle are bantz

Normies don't understand the art of shitposting

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What exactly do you want to happen?

Wow. I'm really starting to regret my vote.

The guy is a little short sighted. Getting the media in line is crucial to make everything else work, and he's just pulling out the pins one by one.

House, yes. Senate, the Two Geriatric Faggots will pull shit and Dems will kvetch as usual

>(((conservatism)))

I didn't know dying in wars for Israel was conservative

Holy shit, I love Rand Paul!

"I don't take any welfare."

>Ben doesn't know about the two House bills
I thought Jews were supposed to be smart?

I believe it will pass
digits confirm

Murderin' Joe must be put to justice.

I'll try

It's a shame they won't see he is an equal opportunity offender. Want to be equal, but don't want to take hits

Kek

So now that the media is focused on his tweeting, what is really going down today at the WH?

TRUMP SEMPAI ON FUJI CHANNEL!

vaccination to be banned and stopped immediately. flu shots are both mind control and snake oil (there are 1000s of flu strains lmao)

The Saxon has began to hate, now fuck off

>it IS funny
>it takes literally a few seconds
>it has no effect

thank you for the image.

>Politicususa
That's less reliable than Infowars at this point.

>all the leftists and traitors are mad

Trump is a misogynist pig.

We made a mistake.

it is funny

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Don't you guys claim to be Christians? Sad!

Look at the first post.

I honestly want journalists to start getting shot
The double standards are insane

Best republican in congress by far

This:

>Everybody talks about some used up, delusional whore being mocked on twitter
>Everyone forgets that the travel ban starts today

I'm pretty sure he fired Mueller a week ago and the media is so busy collectively shitting their pants they haven't noticed yet.

SHOTS FIRED

The culture of critique comes to life through lil Benji.

Cnn damage control!

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Christians aren't second class citizens

She hits like a girl

Knowing Ben, I think he is irked that the media will now be covering this for some time instead of the actual policies coming from the administration. With everyone talking about this, he won't be able to help the fact that his next podcast will be more tabloid than political.

>republicans slam
Oh no lady boy, fat cow McCain and little Benji!
>Trump doesn't realize only the minority like his tweets
>WaPoo
Of course, they hate how he can get his message across twitter circumventing them.
Also its pretty obvious its a smokescreen for today's two very important legislation, and these idiots fell for it, in fact one of them is going to be voted on in two hours.

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wish 'From The Desk Of Donald Trump' was still a thing
youtube.com/watch?v=oV8vjFDVzhk
youtube.com/watch?v=ypcC_668R1M
youtube.com/watch?v=sTWFCeJg2CQ

Cold case file

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>Melania and her bully police
Wtf I love bullies now.

>insulting a woman is misogyny

Yeah that's not sexist at all

>American
>Kike
Checks out

The media aren't used to anything not run through a dozen focus groups and social engineering firms. Of course tee gey think it takes dozens of hours to think of something 'quick'